why am i always single

---The following is the adventure process of the elder brother, if you are not interested, you can ignore it---

After completing the missions of the academy very quickly, the elder brother led his team into the foggy forest and embarked on a journey to find his sister.

Along the way, the elder brother constantly raped various animals and plants in the forest, and pitted his teammates...

Look, here we go again!After the eldest brother managed to irritate the wild boar (that is, the big wild boar) in front of him with seemingly unskilled swordsmanship, he ran behind his teammates who were warriors and cheered, causing them to shout: "If you are an alchemist, don't use a sword!"

The eldest brother kept silent, and threw some metal balls to attract other animals, causing them to self-injure and kill themselves. He called it: to enhance the team's combat effectiveness.

Teammate: ...The captain is so cruel!I'm just talking casually!

And when it was time to eat, the teammates were even more miserable:

The eldest brother made them eat a special version of the insect feast almost every day, such as fly meat cakes.If they don't eat it, they can only eat dry food or catch snakes by themselves, plus the captain's extra care.

Teammate: QAQ God!The dry food is almost finished!Captain, don't just use insect meat, we also eat all of them for making steamed eggs with worms and scrambled eggs with ants.

(Brother said, steamed eggs with Hechong are so delicious, I won’t make them for you!

Teammate: We are dead!

Worm: Did I offend you? )

It's just that due to the majesty of the elder brother and being conquered by the face of the elder brother, the others did not have any complaints and continued to explore in the forest. (What the hell? So how beautiful and prosperous is Big Brother??? Logic? Doesn’t exist.)

Until they reached the middle of the misty forest, like the eldest brother and younger sister Jia Luoqing, they encountered a group of monsters that looked powerful and turned into white mist after death.

"Ah Ping, are these all the monsters you killed outside looking for you after death?" Fu Dao said in a trembling voice, with a professional smile on his face that couldn't hold back.

Halfway through the walk, Fu Dao already felt that it was because his elder brother had destroyed the forest before and was revenged by the guardian spirit.

Fortunately, they were powerful enough, and Fu Dao was terrified by this, otherwise they would have become fertilizer or other creatures' food.

That's right, no one has ever defeated the team led by Jia Luoping since entering school.

So they, who were not afraid of death, made the same choice as the dawn team, and walked to the big tree in the center of the forest under the guidance of those spirit-like monsters.

In view of the fact that the elder brother was worried about the comfort of the younger sister, and the strength of this team was too strong, Jia Luoping's team moved half a day faster than Lixiao's.

Then in the process of fighting monsters in front of the big tree, Xiaohai's ancestors accidentally pierced through the ground, and a super big pit appeared just like that.

The moment the tiankeng appeared, the elder brother seemed to see the scene where the younger sister and the cousin were hugging each other underground, and his face turned pale because of overcompensation:

The monster stepped forward with a grinning grin, and walked towards the two helpless girls step by step.

His brave younger sister Jia Luoqing stepped forward and protected her dear cousin. [Brother: Damn my cousin! 】

Then, then, the little sister and the cousin... [Brother: I didn't expect that monster to be knocked unconscious by Xiao Luoqing with bare hands! 】

Patting on the head, Jia Luoping quickly patted his brains away before his imaginary sister tore the monster with her hands.

After thinking so much, I still feel that the combination of sister and cousin is unreliable, and Jia Luoping, who is about to be in danger underground, is very anxious.

He swiftly took out a few alchemy items similar to aircraft and distributed them to the team members. The eldest brother jumped into the pit first.

After reaching the bottom of the pit, everyone discovered that this was one of the entrances and exits of an underground labyrinth, and the strange thing was that this place was not affected by the fog of the foggy forest.

However, the environment where you can't see your fingers is still disturbing, as if something is always dormant nearby.

Jia Luoping and Fu Dao, who were also in a bad mood, hurriedly took out the lighting supplies and looked around. They found no special alchemy mechanisms that they couldn't understand, so they dismantled all the dangerous ones, and left some harmless ones to trick their teammates.

So the girls in the back suffered. It is also common to be hung upside down in the maze, transported to the road they used to walk, beaten up, and stepped on strange things (not to mention dog poop).

Although there was no astrologer in the team, the lucky people did not get lost, and there were no casualties.

(Ahem, in fact, astrology is really not used to find the way. Jia Luoqing bitterly accused the teammates of using her as a compass; Ma Yi smiled and said it didn't matter. Jia Luoqing:...)

After going through all kinds of hardships (thanks to Big Brother and Fu Dao), everyone finally came to a stone gate inlaid with luminous gemstones of various colors and the height of three or four people. They thought they had reached the place where the treasure was buried, and everyone was suddenly excited.

"I hope there are magical weapons, scrolls of forbidden spells, divine beast eggs and so on."

"Yes, yes! I also hope to have alchemy cheats!" A bunch of warriors in the team are gearing up.Ladies, pay attention to your image!

"If you don't understand the secret book, let me read it first, and I can teach you slowly!" Fu Dao and the others said it as if there were all these treasures in it.

"After you finish your studies, you must definitely go back, okay?" The teammates resented.

"Oh~ I seem to have heard something." A male voice added abruptly.

"No, no." The teammates laughed apologetically.

"Oh~" The elder brother's voice was not very ups and downs, and the emotion in it could not be heard, and everyone was so frightened that they fell silent.

Before the words were finished, the stone door opened slowly inward without any external force, and the team couldn't help taking a step back.

After Jia Luoping confirmed that there was no danger inside, he exchanged a glance with Fu Dao, the second person in the team, nodded, and took the lead to move forward.

This is a small room that can accommodate about 20 people. There is a torch-shaped alchemy in the middle of the four walls that seem to be in disrepair and the wallpaper is peeling off.With the dim light coming from the wall and the detection light in his hand used to detect alchemy items, Jia Luoping could not see any special mechanisms for the time being.Even so, they didn't dare to relax their vigilance. After all, no one would know if they died here...well, except Xiaohai's ancestors who were once human.

Looking up, Jia Luoping, who was suddenly blinded, finally found the most eye-catching object in the room: on the long wooden table in the middle... yes, yes, that white ghost with an expressionless face was standing. Keep a close eye on the one surrounded by the ancestors around Xiaohai.

[Why is it so windy here? ] Xiao Hai, who was blocked by the black mist made up of the ancestors' spirit bodies, was so confused that he couldn't see the front of him.

At this moment, the white ghost sized up the team, stared at Xiao Hai and smiled sinisterly, took out a piece of white paper, and golden words slowly emerged from the paper...

"What? You want to compete with one of these guardian spirits in controlling magic?" Fu Dao whispered, "But we don't have magicians here."

"Xiao Hai, do you have any ancestors who know magic?" Jia Luoping asked Xiao Hai, who probably understood why the guardian spirit would stare at Xiao Hai's ancestors.

"Yes." Xiao Hai nodded, continuing to wonder.

"Can it be used?" Guan Lixian also asked.

"Yes. It's just Guan Lixian. My ancestors were human beings and not tools, okay? My ancestors were used, not directly, okay?" Xiao Hai rolled his eyes, ignoring Guan Lixian's muttering, and asked his ancestors to talk to the white guardian spirit. I tried it.

After the two spirit bodies stood together, they became entangled, forming a cloud of gray mist.

With this black and white contrast, those who don't know will think they are bad guys.

Jia Luoping was in a bad mood again, thinking of a question that the younger sister asked herself before:

[How many clouds is equal to one cloud plus one cloud?

Answer: a bunch

These two spirit bodies are probably the same scene], the elder brother wandered into the sky out of time.

But soon, Xiaohai's ancestors won the white guardian spirit, and the guardian spirit shrunk into a small ball and wriggled lightly on the ground. Just enough for someone to get in.

The little guardian spirit signaled everyone to go forward with it, and came to another checkpoint, which was another room with the same size.

"What? If you can't beat it, do you want to ask your brother for help?" Fu Dao whispered, causing the guardian spirit to turn and stare at her.Knowing that his words were heard by the guardian spirit, Fu Dao couldn't help laughing.

After a certain ancestor won a few times, I don't know if the guardian spirits were angry. In the last level, Xiaohai and her ancestors were sent back to the ground by it. Only then did the scene of arguing with Jia Luoqing appear.

Fortunately, after Xiao Hai left, the problems posed by the guardian spirits were something they could handle.Oh, as for what the topic was, they didn't know. Anyway, after the impatient elder brother saw through the kindness of the guardian spirit, he ordered everyone to gather around the guardian spirit, which was huddled into a small group, and the matter was settled like this. (Is this really good?)

After going through five levels and killing six generals (not at all), Xiaohai, a girl with a family tree, was sent away by the guardian spirit. They finally came to the center of the maze, where the root of the tree was.

Only Jia Luoping, who was the first to come in, could see that a light golden long knife was stuck between the roots of the tree.The white light mist radiating out is extending to the entire forest through the roots of the trees, flashing and flashing brilliantly.

[This is probably the origin of the fog in the foggy forest. ] Jia Luoping, who blocked the passage, said in his heart.

It's a pity that the emitted light is shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye. It seems that the energy of the long knife is about to run out.In an instant, the long knife turned into a pile of ashes, Jia Luoping turned his head, and even the guardian spirit disappeared.

Curling her lips, Jia Luoping bent down and took the pile of ashes away, and put it in the storage ring, "Let's go, there is no treasure here, the real treasure has turned into a pile of ashes."

After speaking, he was the first to go back, and after walking a few steps, he heard Xiao Hai's message to Guan Lixian, so he sent a location and went up.

. . .

---Brother's Adventures End---

"So, brother, you saw that thing turned into a pile of ashes?" Jia Luoqing couldn't believe it.

【What? ? ?What about the treasure hunt?The promised treasure belongs to the protagonist's camp? ? ?Why do you want to deceive my feelings like this! 】Jia Luoqing wants to cry but has no tears.

"That's right~" Big Brother smiled and patted Jia Luoqing's head, "Is Xiao Luoqing feeling unwilling for Big Brother? It's okay, Big Brother is also very happy now~"

"..." Jia Luoqing remained silent, not daring to deny the elder brother's words; not daring to say that she thought the long knife could be the princess' weapon; not daring to say that she wanted to teach the princess how to use a knife as an excuse to eat tofu or something of.Otherwise, the eldest brother must be jealous, and he will definitely try his best to separate her and the princess.

"Brother gave Xiao Luoqing the remains of the knife~" Jia Luoping smiled in a good mood.

"Okay, okay!" Jia Luoqing looked at his elder brother expectantly, didn't he say it was ashes?Could it be that Big Brother's alchemy has reached the legendary god-level reversal of the state of matter?

"Here~" The eldest brother gave Jia Luoqing a bag of ashes, who told you to value sex more than elder brother, who told you to forget about me.

"..." Jia Luoqing deeply felt that she was being tricked by her elder brother.

"Brother, let's go back to Misty City." Jia Luoqing patted his elder brother on the shoulder like he was physically and mentally exhausted.

"Okay." The eldest brother smiled and patted Jia Luoqing's head, and was about to turn back.

"Ah! Wait." Jia Luoqing suddenly thought of a very important matter, pushed his elder brother away, and ran to the pit where the two-handed sword fell.

For the younger sister who pushed him away, the eldest brother was really hurt, and decided to continue looking for opportunities to trick Bai Qingyi. (Princess: Lay down on the gun_(:з”∠)_)

"Sword! Come back!" Jia Luoqing roared, summoned the sword back, and held it in his hand.

Others: What the hell? ? ?

"Okay, let's go!" Jia Luoqing jumped to the side of the princess and took Bai Qingyi's arm. 【Hey, I'm sure I won't see the princess for a while when I go back, I have to make good use of the only chance I have! OwO]

After walking a few steps, seeing the little girl walking towards the princess like this, the eldest brother frowned, sighed, and turned away, anyway, he would always have a chance to be alone with Xiao Luoqing later.

The author has something to say:

It's so hot!I really admire myself who is still wearing a long-sleeved jacket and trousers under the 32-degree scorching sun (don’t be narcissistic orz)

Summer has just started and it’s already so hot, what should I do later QAQ