Hades out

As soon as Luo left during the day, Hades felt that the room was very empty and deserted.In fact, if he thinks of a way, it's not that he can't go out with Luo Bai, but he is afraid that Luo Bai will be unhappy, and he thinks that he has business to prepare.

The so-called serious business was of course how to torment Bai Luo. Hean Wang felt very headache. He was good at beating and beating evil souls. This was really the first time that he tortured his wife.

Having a headache, Hades turned on the TV, hoping for some sound to relieve his loneliness and anxiety.He slumped on the sofa and switched channels with the remote control. After switching between channels, he saw a picture of a human body appearing on the screen, and next to it was a picture of the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth.

This is a fake health program, the filming is very similar to the real program, but it is essentially an advertisement for health care products.In the show, an "old doctor" is explaining in detail what to eat to supplement what, what to eat to damage what, what to eat with what to eat, what to eat with what to eat together, the hostess next to him is mentally handicapped with no life experience and common sense, to " Everything the old doctor said had that "oh my god that's the case" look on her face.

Yama didn't know much about human routines, so he believed in this "program", took notes very carefully, and focused on the knowledge of "taboo".

When the "program" was over, Hades was reluctant to let go, feeling inspired.He opened Bai Luo's laptop in the living room, and entered [what foods are compatible with each other] in the search bar.

The first search result showed a large number of food combinations that killed each other, and Hades was overjoyed.

Luo Luo didn't die by accident during the day, so things like poisoning and death are destined to never happen. Hades ruled out those whose effects were written too exaggeratedly, and also eliminated the trivial things that he didn't like, such as constipation, freckles, hair loss, dermatitis, etc. Yes, I finally chose a few combinations that caused diarrhea and vomiting.

If it is agreed to die, then it must be to make him suffer from minor illnesses and toss and toss his body parts.

Thinking of his daughter-in-law's suffering, Hades felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart. He didn't know what it was, but he just felt uncomfortable.But he didn't have time to study what this feeling was, he had to hurry up and study how to make this dish.Since it is a food that is compatible with each other, there will definitely not be a recipe for how to make these two things taste good together. How to cook it is all up to Yama himself to DIY.

As the King of Hades, the King of Hades has always kept his fingers out of the water. After all, there is no need to eat in the underworld.As a "person", his life knowledge and the length of time he has been a person can only add up to the experience of a three- or four-year-old child, which is not enough for the difficulty of cooking.

In this way, this dish cannot be prepared even with magic.

Fortunately, Yan Wang is smart. He searched the Internet with a single ingredient, borrowed it from the Internet, and even designed several dishes that seemed to be similar.

When the sun was not so bright in the afternoon and Yan Wang was dressed and ready to go out to buy vegetables, he realized that he couldn't go shopping at all.

If he was carrying a bag of ingredients on the road, in the eyes of ordinary people, it would be a bag of vegetables and lean meat floating in the air by itself, which would definitely disrupt the order of the world.

Why didn't Bai Luo remind him?

Yan Wang thought for a while, and suddenly realized that during the day, Luo didn't believe in his cooking at all, and didn't plan to come back for dinner.

Yan Wang was very aggrieved, and felt that Bai Tianluo had let down his good intention of cooking him a meal all day long, but he forgot that his purpose of cooking this meal was to shorten his life.

The short notification tone interrupted Yama's melancholy, it was Shunpiao's message notification tone.Yan Wang opened the software and found that it was a text message from Dawei. Dawei said that he finally put the courier under Yan Wang's desk while no one was paying attention, and then flattered Yan Wang's greatness by the way.Attached is a photo of the courier box under the desk.

As witty as the King of Hades, he immediately made a phone call.

"Hey?"

"Dawei, buy me something to eat."

"..."

Dawei was very frightened, and mistakenly thought that the big boss was testing him, so he quickly expressed his loyalty: "My lord! I really don't have a part-time job anymore! I promise to work hard! Diligent! Meticulous!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll send you the list, and send it to me quickly."

Sure enough, Dawei received a photo, which contained a long list in a notebook.

Shunpiao Express Yin-Yang Special Line is responsible for delivering items between Yang and Yin. The mystery is in the big backpack behind the courier. Once the items are put in, they are placed in Yin and Yang. People in Yang cannot see them, and people in Yin cannot see them. Can't sense what's inside.That bag is made of special materials, and it has been enlightened and blessed in the fairy world. It is extremely rare, even if it is the King of Hades, it cannot be privately owned.Different from the traditional way of burning things from the yang to the underworld, Shunpiao can keep the items in the human world as they are.

Yan Wang travels faster than other ghosts in the world of Yin and Yang. He sent half a stick of incense back to the underworld the night before because he was afraid that Cui Pan would find him when he sent it back.At this time, with the matter of buying vegetables, he really felt that Shunpiao was doing well.

Yan Wang decided to present an award to Shunpiao when he went back—the most humane enterprise in Hell.

Dawei, who received the extremely inhumane order, wanted to cry but had no tears, thinking about how to buy vegetables for Hades.Yama's spiritual power level is relatively high, as long as he doesn't run outdoors when the sun is at its highest at noon, he will basically not be wiped out. It was probably a puff of green smoke, curling up.

Dawei pondered for a while, and thought of taking a taxi with Piao Piao.

The Piao Piao car and the Shun Piao schoolbag are the same, special materials, blessed by the fairy world, and the combat power is 666.Whether it's a human or a ghost, if you sit inside, you'll be invisible in the sun.

Dawei, who just resigned Piao Piao's part-time job as a taxi taxi last night, ran back to ask for a job with a sad face. He didn't dare to say that he was doing things for the king of hell, so he could only hug HR's legs and desperately shout for help, little sister who is in distress. Come on, I was talking nonsense last night because I drank fake wine.

Young lady, you still drive when you hear you're drinking?The backhand was a balala fanning him out of the office.

Dawei ran back and continued to hug the young lady, crying and saying that I have acquaintances in the "Sorrowful Base Camp" program group, if there is a star you want to see, young lady, I will help you get the best ticket.

So Ms. HR re-entered him and assigned him the previous car.

Dawei was out of breath, seeing that the sun had already set in the west, he hurriedly drove the piaopiao car to buy vegetables for Hades.It is said to be bought, but in fact it can only be regarded as stealing.After a lot of hard work, Dawei finally stole all the things Yan Wang wanted. During this period, Yan Wang, who was worried that his daughter-in-law would not be able to eat on time, called several times to urge him, and each time he said angrily, "You can figure it out! "end.

I figured it out?what can I do?I am also very desperate!

Dawei wanted to cry, but he didn't dare to neglect, so he called Yan Wang periodically to report that everything was bought.Yan Wang directly reported the address this time and asked Dawei to send it home. Dawei's heart trembled. Now he knows more secrets of Yan Wang. Will he kill me?

Yan Wang actually thought it through carefully. First of all, Dawei already knew about this neighborhood. If he wanted to expose it to Cui Pan, he would not be able to prevent it even if he didn't say the house number.Secondly, if I pick up ingredients in the community and go home, there is still a risk of being seen along the way.The third is the most important, Yan Wang thinks that he needs a helper who is always on hand in Yangjian. This helper must have the ability to help him buy vegetables, and must be obedient and afraid of him. There is no one more suitable than Dawei.

Dawei, who had been calculated, rushed to Luo's house during the day. He thought he would be scolded by Yan Wang, but he didn't expect Yan Wang to take the things with a smile, and looked at him sincerely, saying that he had worked hard, that he could see He is like a spring breeze.

Dawei seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, thinking that Yan Wang was really a warm man who loved the people like a son.Before leaving, the warm man smiled and told him that I will call you tomorrow, and Dawei came to his senses.

When the ingredients were all ready, Hades started to move.

He deliberated on the production process for almost a whole day, especially carefully designed the plate arrangement, so the finished product was very decent and did not become a dark dish, visually.

As for the taste...

Taste doesn't matter!The key is to let Bai Luo eat it!

Yan Wang cheered himself up, and then nestled on the sofa waiting for his wife.It was already ten o'clock at night, and he thought that Luo Luo would come back during the day and eat it as a supper.

When Luo entered the room during the day, he saw Hades asleep on the sofa, holding a piece of his clothes in his hands.He thought to himself that this shrimp spirit was a little greedy, wanting more if he didn't have enough clothes.He was exhausted after working all day, so he walked up to Hades and knelt against him, saying angrily, "What are you doing with my clothes?"

Hades woke up immediately. In fact, he was not really asleep. He was "dreaming" smelling the smell of his wife. He was a little embarrassed to be bumped into by Bai Luo. How did he explain it, so he had to sit up from the sofa with a blushing face, and he hesitated for a long time before saying, "There is...that...human flavor."

During the day, Luo was too embarrassed to blame him, this goblin was too self-motivated, she wanted to become a human being and cultivate an immortal.

Seeing that Luo didn't speak during the day, Yan Wang was afraid that he would be angry again, so he had to fold the clothes like a good baby, and even pulled the corners to make them neat.

During the day, Luo felt a burst of sympathy, and he wanted to comfort the Xiazi Jing who was going to die and could neither be a man nor a celestial being, so he comforted him: "There is nothing good about being a human."

"Really?!" Hades thought to himself, so you don't like being a human? !Let's be a ghost together!

During the day, Luo saw the excitement on Yan Wang's face, and thought that he was someone who liked to listen to sour grapes when he couldn't eat grapes, so he tried hard to describe to him how tiring it was to be a human being, from studying to work, from interpersonal relationships to personal Ideal, as he talked, he was mixed with the negative energy after his exhaustion this day, and his emotions were extremely real.

Yan Wang looked at the way Luo rubbed his shoulders and sighed during the day, and felt that he was really doing good deeds every day.

"Actually, being a ghost is pretty good, it's simple." Bai Tianluo looked at Hades and said, "As long as you behave like a ghost honestly and don't harm others."

"You're right!" Yan Wang agreed.

The focus of the two is completely different. During the day, Luo hopes that the king of Yama will go back to the underworld honestly and stop wandering in the world, while the king of Hades hopes that during the day, Luo will follow him to the underworld honestly and stop being nostalgic for the world.It's a pity that the two of them didn't realize that they were talking with each other, and they felt happy because of the rare chat.

"What are you doing at home today?" For a moment, Bai Luo felt as if he was asking a newly married daughter-in-law.

"I'll cook for you!" Yan Wang remembered the business, took Bai Luo's hand and walked to the restaurant.

During the day, Luo was surprised to see a table of dishes. He lifted a plate to cover the dishes, and sighed, "You really cook for me?"

"Have you eaten?" Hades turned his head and asked, the tip of his nose almost brushed Bai Bai Luo's cheek, Bai Bai Luo felt a thump in his heart, and hurriedly backed away.

"Ah? Eat... I've eaten, what time is it?" He actually didn't eat, not because of Hades, but because he was too busy, and every time the project was in time, he ate irregularly, which had almost become a kind of normal.Usually with this pace of life, Tian Luo would cook himself a bowl of instant noodles after returning home late. He knew it was not nutritious, but it was impossible for him to go to his mother in the middle of the night, and it was impossible for him to arrange another hearty meal by himself.

During the day, Luo himself didn't understand why he had to lie, as if he wanted to avoid the suspicion that he had waited for Xia Zijing to cook.

Hades was mentally prepared for the fact that Bai Bai Luo had already had dinner. He stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around Bai Bai Luo's shoulders, put his whole face in front of Bai Luo's eyes, and said flatteringly, "You should be hungry after eating, right? It’s been a day, you can eat it as a supper, okay?”

During the day, Luo looked at Hades, nodded and agreed. He was really hungry, so that he didn't feel any changes in his body at that moment.

Yan Wang took a pair of bowls and chopsticks and placed them in front of Luo Bai, urging him to do it with expectant eyes.

During the day, Luo stretched out his chopsticks and hesitated again. Although these dishes look good, and they can smell the fragrance when they get close, they are made of monster and ghostly shrimps after all. Who knows what it smells like?

"Want me to feed you?"

"no need!"

During the day, when Luo eyes closed, he stretched the chopsticks into his mouth, and he was stunned as soon as his tongue touched the food. This is simply a peerless delicacy!

"Is it tasty?"

"You did it?!"

Yan Wang nodded wildly.

"Didn't you order takeaway?"

Yan Wang shook his head wildly.

"The food you make is so delicious?!"

Yan Wang was overjoyed, and laughed all over Bai Bailuo, taking advantage of the opportunity to flirt and act coquettishly, and it was rare that he didn't get kicked away.

In fact, the taste of the dish was not good at all, it was hard to swallow.Yan Wang just moved a little bit, he made Bai Luo Luo's sense of taste and smell out of balance, and he even aggravated Bai Luo's hunger because he was worried that Bai Luo would not be hungry.In Bai Luo's own words, he is now in a mentally abnormal state.

"Why do you cook these two together?"

"It's better to do this."

"I didn't expect you to be so good at cooking..." Bai Bailuo stuffed a big mouthful into his mouth.

"I myself want to be eaten, and I know how to make it delicious."

"Hey, how did you buy this ingredient?"

"Order online, so you don't have to worry about that."

Xiaobai, who is not in good spirits, is always being fooled while eating. He did not feel full when he ate twice as much as usual. He stopped completely based on reason.

Yan Wang was very sorry, looked at the food left in the bowl and asked, "Don't you want to eat?"

During the day, Luo shook his head, pointed with his index finger to his stomach where the muscle lines were completely invisible, and said, "I can't eat any more."

Yan Wang stood up to clean up the dishes. During the day Luo was too embarrassed to bother him, and reached out to grab the dishes in his hand.

"Let me do it, you are too tired after working all day."

"I'll do it myself, I can't always let the guests do it."

The so-called short-handedness of others and short-mouthed eating of others, Xiaobai always takes a meal of "poison" from others, and immediately respects them as guests.

The terrible guest proposed to wash together, so one person and one ghost gathered in the kitchen at midnight to clean up the dishes, pinging, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, I don't know whether to say it is warm or scary.

Yan Wang handed the dish that had been scrubbed with dish soap to Bai Bailuo, and said softly, "Can I cook for you every day?"

During the day, Luo didn't respond, he thought what would happen if he became addicted to food for seven days.

There are usually few truths in health programs, so the strong Mr. Bai did not have other discomforts as Yan Wang expected. At most, he went to the toilet twice because of eating too much.Yan Wang listened to the sound of him getting up in the living room, and decided not to make small moves on his sleep quality this night, anyway, this night was already disturbed by getting up at night.

The next day, Bai Luo woke up with two dark circles under his eyes that were darker than before. Yan Wang followed behind him and asked if he was not feeling well. He nodded listlessly and said that he was too tired.

Yan Wang applauded himself in his heart, sending Tian Luo to go out to work with more energy to call him back for dinner at night.

In this way, Yan Wang ordered Dawei to buy vegetables for him during the day, and then he messed around with heavy oil, salt, and taboos for Bai Luo to eat, and at night he made it difficult for Bai Luo to sleep, until the night before the seven-day appointment, finally Something happened to Xiaobai.

That night, King Hades was about to lean on the door to see if Luo was asleep during the day, when he suddenly heard a slight groan from the bedroom.Yan Wang opened the door, and saw Luo lying on his side under the quilt during the day, frowning and squinting, and moaning.

"Are you not feeling well?" Yan Wang lay beside the bed and smiled happily, his tone happy.

During the day, Luo tried to open his eyes. The huge pain made him feel a little dazed. There was a figure in the dim light of the bedside lamp. Only then did he remember that there was another "person" besides him at home, and he was not alone at home.

His hand that was covering his abdomen stretched out from under the quilt, and grabbed Hades' sleeve with all his might.Yan Wang didn't resist, during the day Luo pulled his arm towards her, rubbed his face like hugging a baby, and yelled angrily "Meng Dashu...help me..."

Yan Wang felt some liquid flowing on his arm, it was Bai Luo's tears.He looked at Bai Bailuo's pale face and the fine beads of sweat on his head from a close distance, and when he heard his voice of Meng Dashu save me, there was a bang in his head, and his legs softened and he knelt down on the side of the bed.