I cultivate immortality only by mouth
Chapter 94
An old hen was squatting leisurely in the arms of the Lotus Immortal, closing her eyes and resting her mind. It was fat and strong, its feathers were bulging, and it was full of meat.
Shi Zili watched eagerly, swallowing silently.
Lian Xianren met his eyes and almost shed tears—he just gave birth to a baby, although he was also puzzled why the baby was born in the shape of an old hen, with strong progesterone and estrogen in the body—holding back his sobs and saying : "You can't eat her, this is my child, this is your junior sister!"
"..." What the hell, why did it become my junior sister, Shi Zili said with difficulty, "It's just an illusion, it's not a real life, if you don't eat it, it will disappear."
This is not good for Yan Ling, it is not permanent, eat it before it disappears, the physique of the monk can keep the chicken in the stomach, and it will last for a long time before disappearing, the speed is about the same as that of ordinary people digesting food, it is completely understandable They ate a real chicken.
Immortal Lian was very excited: "Dicks are so cute, how can you eat them!"
Shi Zili dug his ears, squatted down on the spot, his belly was screaming, and Lian Xianren's belly was screaming too.He said with difficulty amidst the two chattering voices one after another: "Why don't you ask Master to cover your eyes, and I can eat by myself."
Lianxian was even more excited: "Your master is still hungry, and you eat the whole chicken by yourself, do you have a conscience!"
Shi Zili pondered, maybe this person has postpartum mania, and spread his hands: "Whatever you say, I will listen to you."
Lian Xianren thought for a while: "You also give birth to one, and we will exchange it and eat it, so we won't be reluctant." This kind of coquettish operation has a special term in ancient times, which is called "changing children and eating".
"I can't give birth anymore, I don't even have the magic power to fart." Shi Zili entered his dantian and reached out to Emperor Aurora, "Father, give me some pocket money, it doesn't need much, just enough to kill Sang Xinghua with one punch gone."
The stars in his dantian were all dim, and the sky was gray.Emperor Aurora was also listless: "I'm just an amplifier. If you give me 1, I can return you 10000. If you give me 0, I can't help it."
He was listless: "Unexpectedly, I planned for [-] years to pass on the skills under the eyes of Tiandao, but in the end I starved to death."
Shi Zili was furious: "Why didn't you say that before my master gave birth to the chicken?!"
He was really angry this time, what is the concept of magnifying ten thousand times?Thinking that they could have had [-] chickens, the chickens gave birth to chickens, and the chickens gave birth to chickens and grandchildren, and the children and grandchildren were endless. Even if they were all old hens, that would be enough to eat for a long time.
"..." Emperor Aurora said, "That's right, you are really smart."
It was Lian Xianren's cry of surprise that stopped Shi Zili from beating the old man in his seventies with his fists and head. He danced outside and said, "It's laying eggs! Oh, come and see, little Shitou!"
Shi Zili rushed out fiercely, seeing Lian Xianren holding an egg in his hand, the two held hands and jumped up and down, picked up firewood separately, lit the fire, and cooked the egg.
Lianxian said: "Eat it all, accumulate some mana, and let me have another child!" He had mixed feelings, half a day ago he was a golden bachelor, and in a blink of an eye he was going to be the father of two children.
Shi Zili didn't shirk, peeled the shell and bit half first, after thinking about it for a while, he felt that eating a whole should be enough to make another chicken, so he ate the other half.
Lian Bobo gave birth to another chicken. After the addition of Emperor Aurora's secret rubbing, the hen became ten thousand after landing. When I came down to eat it, what I saw was chicken feathers all over the floor, and the hens were clucking and flying around.
He squinted his eyes and searched for a long time before he recognized two round and fat people from among the chickens. These two overnourished people with red faces were flipping through the recipes.
Sang Xinghua: "???"
He couldn't help poking his head over, and stretched his neck into this independent space, in disbelief: "Give me a reason?" He opened a copy of "Survival in the Wild", how could he be played by these two as "Chicken Tycoon" "?
Shi Zili waved: "Come closer, I'll tell you."
Tch, you just want to trick me into approaching, you give me a punch, you are a mortal now, punching me can break your arm.Sang Xinghua was not false at all, he got into the space with his whole body: "Quickly say it!"
Shi Zili unhurriedly took out a piece of yellow paper from his sleeve: "The secret is written on this."
The gestures on the paper formed a long string, and Sang Xinghua narrowed his eyes: "What the hell kind of talisman is this?" Looking closely, "How many words are you talking about?"
He looked at it for a long time but didn't see why. He confiscated the yellow paper, killed all the hens on the ground, and swept away the corpses. He turned his head and took two steps to think about it. The two eggs came out, and they were confiscated. They took the talisman paper and went back to the headquarters of the Demon Cult in Southern Border, and called the subordinates to discuss it.
Not to mention, there is a dragon and crouching tiger hidden in the Devil's Cult, and there is a fine pen fairy, one of the 36 heavenly gangs, holding a yellow paper and muttering something, after a while, he said: "I want to report to the leader, what is written on this talisman paper are two characters. , the first is the Zheng character, and the second is the Yi character.”
Zheng Yi?Sang Xinghua was startled: "This is the name of the lay master who taught Maoshan." That's not right, I've never heard of Maoshan Daoist who even calls hens.
There must be another mystery, Sang Xinghua looked over and over again, and found that the yellow paper was crumpled, and the center of the paper seemed to have been pinched with nails, and he compared it against the sun: "The pinch marks seem to be the word 'tear'. "
Bixian hurriedly said: "Master, let me take a look. The spells on the yellow paper are complete, the layout is reasonable, and there should be no hidden spells. I'm afraid the pinch marks were added later. Please..." Before finishing speaking, Sang Xinghua has already tore the yellow paper into two pieces.
Bixian: "You... just be happy."
Not to mention, the yellow paper was shredded and turned into a puff of green smoke, which condensed into mid-air. Sang Xinghua was still a little excited: "It really made me figure out how to use it? But the smoke is a bit big, and hens are usually this big." ?"
He is very proud. The hens summoned by the two parallel importers locked in the space are only of ordinary size, but the hens he summons are as big as adults. This is the gap. His extraordinaryness is reflected in all aspects.
After Shi Zili finished fighting against the Dao of Heaven, Master Zheng of Maoshan gave him three talisman papers, and he could ask him to assist in the battle when needed, using the talisman papers as a guide without consuming mana.Facing Immortal Lian's questioning gaze, he stretched out his hand, his face full of dignity: "This move is called Zheng Yi from Heaven!"
Zheng Yi was a monk in the Tribulation Period 20 years ago, and his cultivation was unfathomable.But against Sang Xinghua, it's hard to say who will win.Shi Zili made this move after deliberation. He expected that with Master Zheng's ability, even if he lost the game, it should not be a problem to get out of the game.
At that time, no matter whether Zhangjiao Zheng wins or not, it can be guessed that Shi Zili is controlled by the Demon Sect and will definitely send a letter to West Kunlun.
He waited peacefully, and after an unknown amount of time, when he and Lian Xianren started to growl again, a big hole was torn open in the sun part of the sky. Headmaster Zheng poked his face in and said calmly, "Let's go."
Following his words, this space is like a mirror with a shattered screen, shattered inch by inch. When I get out of this space, I find that the surroundings are as warm as spring, which is obviously the south.
Zhangjiao Zheng held a person in his hand, and said: "This person is the master of this space, I snatched him. Since you escaped, it is useless to keep him." With a slap of the palm, the soul of this person was shattered.
The two quickly thanked each other.Zhangjiao Zheng said: "This is within the territory of Chengdu, Sichuan. I took him and fought and fled, and finally got rid of Sang Xinghua." Although his expression was calm, his tone was a little panicked, "Pindao hasn't faced the enemy for a long time, but I don't know There is such an expert in the world?"
He was once injured by Bi Fangzhenhuo, and his injury will never recover within a hundred years. For the past 20 years, he lived in seclusion in Maoshan to recuperate. Only a thin line away.
Zhangjiao Zheng had lingering fears: "If he didn't take care of his subordinates, he was timid and slow in his moves, it's hard to say what the result will be." He added, "It's a pity that apart from him, the Demon Sect is not to be feared. Then what are the Four Heavenly Kings? They are so famous, they are all like a piece of wood, I killed two of them with my palms, and the rest are mere."
Shi Zili made up his mind. It should be that Sang Xinghua put all his energy into using the main body to fight against Zhangjiao Zheng, and he didn't care about manipulating the trumpet. Headmaster Bai picked up the head.
Tsk, pitiful, the goal of 81 avatars is getting farther and farther away.
Zhangjiao Zheng insisted on escorting the two of them back to West Kunlun, and Ye Hanhai also got the news and went south to meet them.After sending off Feng Yu and Kong Ye, he looked back and saw that he had lost the two students, and it was still in the border of West Kunlun, his eyes split open.
As soon as the two groups of people met, he rushed over first, pulled the pebbles around, then dragged Lian Xianren, looked at them carefully, and said: "Fortunately, fortunately."
Ye Hanhai said: "Before the retreat, Feng Yu said that your trip is safe and you don't need to look for it. I was fidgeting in the office, but at least I got a letter of safety. Thank you, Headmaster Zheng, for your help."
In fact, nothing will happen to him, he will jump the wall when he is in a hurry, he doesn't believe that Emperor Aurora can't save his life, and he just refuses to use it if he is not forced to do so.Shi Zili was pleasantly surprised: "Really? Brother, did you break through to the Body Tempering Dzogchen?"
"It doesn't look like it to me, it's more like a breakthrough in cultivation." Ye Hanhai said, "As soon as he retreated, all the teachers and students of West Kunlun fell asleep. Your letter will arrive two days early, and I still can't receive it in my sleep. .”
Feng Yu practiced the nine transformations of Yanlong, the third transformation of the moon-swallowing dog, the fourth transformation of a nightmare, Shi Zili is a little hopeful, and the fifth transformation, he will never be uglier than a nightmare.
It was Ye Hanhai who looked at him several times: "The aura in your body is surging, and the energy and blood are as exuberant as a giant beast in ancient times. How can you be so slow in your cultivation?"
Shi Zili scratched his head, he was also wondering, he was stuck in the Great Perfection stage for ten years, this trial went through ups and downs, and there was no sign of promotion, but he himself didn't realize what was not enough. .
Could it be that, as Emperor Aurora said, he can break through only by re-entering the long river of time?But he has already cultivated himself—Little Shitou, Feng Meili—Little Silver Dragon, Lotus Immortal—Little Lotus, so he can't become Emperor Aurora—Little Xingxing, right?
Shi Zili drilled into his dantian: "Daddy, can you sing Little Star?"
Emperor Aurora: "Banana, you bala."
Shi Zili watched eagerly, swallowing silently.
Lian Xianren met his eyes and almost shed tears—he just gave birth to a baby, although he was also puzzled why the baby was born in the shape of an old hen, with strong progesterone and estrogen in the body—holding back his sobs and saying : "You can't eat her, this is my child, this is your junior sister!"
"..." What the hell, why did it become my junior sister, Shi Zili said with difficulty, "It's just an illusion, it's not a real life, if you don't eat it, it will disappear."
This is not good for Yan Ling, it is not permanent, eat it before it disappears, the physique of the monk can keep the chicken in the stomach, and it will last for a long time before disappearing, the speed is about the same as that of ordinary people digesting food, it is completely understandable They ate a real chicken.
Immortal Lian was very excited: "Dicks are so cute, how can you eat them!"
Shi Zili dug his ears, squatted down on the spot, his belly was screaming, and Lian Xianren's belly was screaming too.He said with difficulty amidst the two chattering voices one after another: "Why don't you ask Master to cover your eyes, and I can eat by myself."
Lianxian was even more excited: "Your master is still hungry, and you eat the whole chicken by yourself, do you have a conscience!"
Shi Zili pondered, maybe this person has postpartum mania, and spread his hands: "Whatever you say, I will listen to you."
Lian Xianren thought for a while: "You also give birth to one, and we will exchange it and eat it, so we won't be reluctant." This kind of coquettish operation has a special term in ancient times, which is called "changing children and eating".
"I can't give birth anymore, I don't even have the magic power to fart." Shi Zili entered his dantian and reached out to Emperor Aurora, "Father, give me some pocket money, it doesn't need much, just enough to kill Sang Xinghua with one punch gone."
The stars in his dantian were all dim, and the sky was gray.Emperor Aurora was also listless: "I'm just an amplifier. If you give me 1, I can return you 10000. If you give me 0, I can't help it."
He was listless: "Unexpectedly, I planned for [-] years to pass on the skills under the eyes of Tiandao, but in the end I starved to death."
Shi Zili was furious: "Why didn't you say that before my master gave birth to the chicken?!"
He was really angry this time, what is the concept of magnifying ten thousand times?Thinking that they could have had [-] chickens, the chickens gave birth to chickens, and the chickens gave birth to chickens and grandchildren, and the children and grandchildren were endless. Even if they were all old hens, that would be enough to eat for a long time.
"..." Emperor Aurora said, "That's right, you are really smart."
It was Lian Xianren's cry of surprise that stopped Shi Zili from beating the old man in his seventies with his fists and head. He danced outside and said, "It's laying eggs! Oh, come and see, little Shitou!"
Shi Zili rushed out fiercely, seeing Lian Xianren holding an egg in his hand, the two held hands and jumped up and down, picked up firewood separately, lit the fire, and cooked the egg.
Lianxian said: "Eat it all, accumulate some mana, and let me have another child!" He had mixed feelings, half a day ago he was a golden bachelor, and in a blink of an eye he was going to be the father of two children.
Shi Zili didn't shirk, peeled the shell and bit half first, after thinking about it for a while, he felt that eating a whole should be enough to make another chicken, so he ate the other half.
Lian Bobo gave birth to another chicken. After the addition of Emperor Aurora's secret rubbing, the hen became ten thousand after landing. When I came down to eat it, what I saw was chicken feathers all over the floor, and the hens were clucking and flying around.
He squinted his eyes and searched for a long time before he recognized two round and fat people from among the chickens. These two overnourished people with red faces were flipping through the recipes.
Sang Xinghua: "???"
He couldn't help poking his head over, and stretched his neck into this independent space, in disbelief: "Give me a reason?" He opened a copy of "Survival in the Wild", how could he be played by these two as "Chicken Tycoon" "?
Shi Zili waved: "Come closer, I'll tell you."
Tch, you just want to trick me into approaching, you give me a punch, you are a mortal now, punching me can break your arm.Sang Xinghua was not false at all, he got into the space with his whole body: "Quickly say it!"
Shi Zili unhurriedly took out a piece of yellow paper from his sleeve: "The secret is written on this."
The gestures on the paper formed a long string, and Sang Xinghua narrowed his eyes: "What the hell kind of talisman is this?" Looking closely, "How many words are you talking about?"
He looked at it for a long time but didn't see why. He confiscated the yellow paper, killed all the hens on the ground, and swept away the corpses. He turned his head and took two steps to think about it. The two eggs came out, and they were confiscated. They took the talisman paper and went back to the headquarters of the Demon Cult in Southern Border, and called the subordinates to discuss it.
Not to mention, there is a dragon and crouching tiger hidden in the Devil's Cult, and there is a fine pen fairy, one of the 36 heavenly gangs, holding a yellow paper and muttering something, after a while, he said: "I want to report to the leader, what is written on this talisman paper are two characters. , the first is the Zheng character, and the second is the Yi character.”
Zheng Yi?Sang Xinghua was startled: "This is the name of the lay master who taught Maoshan." That's not right, I've never heard of Maoshan Daoist who even calls hens.
There must be another mystery, Sang Xinghua looked over and over again, and found that the yellow paper was crumpled, and the center of the paper seemed to have been pinched with nails, and he compared it against the sun: "The pinch marks seem to be the word 'tear'. "
Bixian hurriedly said: "Master, let me take a look. The spells on the yellow paper are complete, the layout is reasonable, and there should be no hidden spells. I'm afraid the pinch marks were added later. Please..." Before finishing speaking, Sang Xinghua has already tore the yellow paper into two pieces.
Bixian: "You... just be happy."
Not to mention, the yellow paper was shredded and turned into a puff of green smoke, which condensed into mid-air. Sang Xinghua was still a little excited: "It really made me figure out how to use it? But the smoke is a bit big, and hens are usually this big." ?"
He is very proud. The hens summoned by the two parallel importers locked in the space are only of ordinary size, but the hens he summons are as big as adults. This is the gap. His extraordinaryness is reflected in all aspects.
After Shi Zili finished fighting against the Dao of Heaven, Master Zheng of Maoshan gave him three talisman papers, and he could ask him to assist in the battle when needed, using the talisman papers as a guide without consuming mana.Facing Immortal Lian's questioning gaze, he stretched out his hand, his face full of dignity: "This move is called Zheng Yi from Heaven!"
Zheng Yi was a monk in the Tribulation Period 20 years ago, and his cultivation was unfathomable.But against Sang Xinghua, it's hard to say who will win.Shi Zili made this move after deliberation. He expected that with Master Zheng's ability, even if he lost the game, it should not be a problem to get out of the game.
At that time, no matter whether Zhangjiao Zheng wins or not, it can be guessed that Shi Zili is controlled by the Demon Sect and will definitely send a letter to West Kunlun.
He waited peacefully, and after an unknown amount of time, when he and Lian Xianren started to growl again, a big hole was torn open in the sun part of the sky. Headmaster Zheng poked his face in and said calmly, "Let's go."
Following his words, this space is like a mirror with a shattered screen, shattered inch by inch. When I get out of this space, I find that the surroundings are as warm as spring, which is obviously the south.
Zhangjiao Zheng held a person in his hand, and said: "This person is the master of this space, I snatched him. Since you escaped, it is useless to keep him." With a slap of the palm, the soul of this person was shattered.
The two quickly thanked each other.Zhangjiao Zheng said: "This is within the territory of Chengdu, Sichuan. I took him and fought and fled, and finally got rid of Sang Xinghua." Although his expression was calm, his tone was a little panicked, "Pindao hasn't faced the enemy for a long time, but I don't know There is such an expert in the world?"
He was once injured by Bi Fangzhenhuo, and his injury will never recover within a hundred years. For the past 20 years, he lived in seclusion in Maoshan to recuperate. Only a thin line away.
Zhangjiao Zheng had lingering fears: "If he didn't take care of his subordinates, he was timid and slow in his moves, it's hard to say what the result will be." He added, "It's a pity that apart from him, the Demon Sect is not to be feared. Then what are the Four Heavenly Kings? They are so famous, they are all like a piece of wood, I killed two of them with my palms, and the rest are mere."
Shi Zili made up his mind. It should be that Sang Xinghua put all his energy into using the main body to fight against Zhangjiao Zheng, and he didn't care about manipulating the trumpet. Headmaster Bai picked up the head.
Tsk, pitiful, the goal of 81 avatars is getting farther and farther away.
Zhangjiao Zheng insisted on escorting the two of them back to West Kunlun, and Ye Hanhai also got the news and went south to meet them.After sending off Feng Yu and Kong Ye, he looked back and saw that he had lost the two students, and it was still in the border of West Kunlun, his eyes split open.
As soon as the two groups of people met, he rushed over first, pulled the pebbles around, then dragged Lian Xianren, looked at them carefully, and said: "Fortunately, fortunately."
Ye Hanhai said: "Before the retreat, Feng Yu said that your trip is safe and you don't need to look for it. I was fidgeting in the office, but at least I got a letter of safety. Thank you, Headmaster Zheng, for your help."
In fact, nothing will happen to him, he will jump the wall when he is in a hurry, he doesn't believe that Emperor Aurora can't save his life, and he just refuses to use it if he is not forced to do so.Shi Zili was pleasantly surprised: "Really? Brother, did you break through to the Body Tempering Dzogchen?"
"It doesn't look like it to me, it's more like a breakthrough in cultivation." Ye Hanhai said, "As soon as he retreated, all the teachers and students of West Kunlun fell asleep. Your letter will arrive two days early, and I still can't receive it in my sleep. .”
Feng Yu practiced the nine transformations of Yanlong, the third transformation of the moon-swallowing dog, the fourth transformation of a nightmare, Shi Zili is a little hopeful, and the fifth transformation, he will never be uglier than a nightmare.
It was Ye Hanhai who looked at him several times: "The aura in your body is surging, and the energy and blood are as exuberant as a giant beast in ancient times. How can you be so slow in your cultivation?"
Shi Zili scratched his head, he was also wondering, he was stuck in the Great Perfection stage for ten years, this trial went through ups and downs, and there was no sign of promotion, but he himself didn't realize what was not enough. .
Could it be that, as Emperor Aurora said, he can break through only by re-entering the long river of time?But he has already cultivated himself—Little Shitou, Feng Meili—Little Silver Dragon, Lotus Immortal—Little Lotus, so he can't become Emperor Aurora—Little Xingxing, right?
Shi Zili drilled into his dantian: "Daddy, can you sing Little Star?"
Emperor Aurora: "Banana, you bala."
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