I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Ye Hanhai greeted them at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, and simply raised his chin at Lianxianren and Shi Zili: "You guys walk slowly behind, I will take Feng Yu and Kong Ye and take a step first."

The group of Shi Zili went to the South China Sea to save the scene after completing their own trial tasks.After the school got the feedback, they had already typed out their grades.Regarding Feng Yu's group, the school board's opinions were quite different, and they continued to argue, so a defense session was added, and Ye Hanhai was ordered to lead the two of them over as soon as possible.

Immortal Lian was worried, for fear that Shi Zili would be frightened, and said with a forced smile, "Even though Kong Ye burned down the sacred cave of the Huoshu clan, he also found out that the sacred cave was not the real gathering place of ancestors, which is considered a great achievement." The Kunlun style of study is open, but the trials are so strict that they are immediately expelled from the bottom of the two rankings. He is not sure how this will end.

On the contrary, Shi Zili was even more indifferent. Feng Yuzi knew that most of the Demon Cult was formed by Sang Xinghua alone, and subsidized Ye Hanhai. Since then, the Demon Cult was not to be feared. Even if the headmaster's beard is set on fire, it's not a problem.

——Take a step back, even if the results are not satisfactory this time, don’t you still have another chance?Even if they were expelled from West Kunlun, even people like Sang Xinghua would be able to thrive, and they would be able to gather a hundred or eighty demon sects without fear.

Seeing that he was in a good mood, Lianxian felt relieved, and the two walked forward slowly, talking and laughing.At this time, it was the early morning of early spring, and the air was extremely humid. It didn't take long for a thin layer of mist to form.

Shrouded in this layer of mist, the snow-capped mountains of West Kunlun became more fresh and refined. Lian Xianren looked far away, feeling relieved, and took a deep breath: "The snow scene here is really beautiful—" In one sentence, "Put Tong "He fell to the ground with a sound.

Damn it, it's not fog, it's smoke.Shi Zili realized in an instant, stopped his breath, and was still dizzy for a while. The smog was really powerful, and he immediately shouted: "Serve the people and smoke the smog for the motherland!" See him fighting poison with poison.

The gray-black smog spread around his body. Shi Zili was wearing a three-layer 3M mask and still sneezed uncomfortably, with tears flowing from his eyes uncontrollably.Fortunately, the torture didn't last long, and there was a faint "plop" sound of falling to the ground not far ahead.

Visibility was less than three meters, Shi Zili groped to find the person lying on the ground, confirmed that he was really unconscious, and then said: "The wind is Beijing's rag, and Siberia is Beijing's cleaner. Profound meaning · Great Summoning · Northwest of Siberia wind!"

The howling wind quickly cleared away all the smog, and the air in the mountains took on a new look. Shi Zili first tied up this man and brought him into the small world of Qiankun, and checked the condition of Lian Xianren to see that he did not seem to be in a coma. The flow is also gentle and gentle, so relax.

The Moxiu who dared to ambush them on the mountainside of West Kunlun was a monster who turned into a spirit, and she was actually a girl.Shi Zili felt it at the first sight. Although she has a body, her whole body is very similar to Qing Miasma. There is a layer of shield around her body, invisible like flowing water, misty, with a stream of moisture.

Although the smog of the Great Heavenly Dynasty is ferocious, it has limited effect on the monks. Shi Zili saw the man's eyelashes shaking quietly, and he clearly woke up and was still pretending to be dead. The Sun.

The small world of Qiankun especially showed face to the owner, ten suns rose in one breath, the temperature soared, the mist condensed into water droplets, and the girl's body shrank and shrunk as if melting.She didn't dare to pretend, she opened her eyes and said timidly, "Please don't kill me, okay?"

"Not good." Shi Zili smiled, "Isn't this Madam Tiansha Xingwu from the Demon Cult's 36 Tiangang? I've heard her name for a long time."

Sang Xinghua has 36 incarnations, who respectively acted as the four protector kings, 26 of the 72 heavenly gangs, and 28 of the [-] earth demons. He himself is the leader of the sect.These avatars were born out of thin air, and there are no detailed records in the "Anti-Demon Handbook". The remaining [-] demon cult members have relatively detailed records in the handbook. Man Chen and Da Xiang Jing Xiang Da are real demon cultivators.

Lady Wu is one of the rare monsters that Shi Zili had heard of before reading the "Handbook". She was born from the thick fog in the sea of ​​clouds in Mount Huangshan. The poisonous gas in the fog stuns the enemy.Once she pours all the dense mist from the enemy's mouth and nose, and invades the dantian, she can turn the opponent's lifelong cultivation into her own use, and her tricks are extremely sinister.

After Mrs. Wu joined the Devil's Cult, she got the title of "Heavenly Fiend" and became very successful. This woman is by no means an easy-going lamp.After her identity was identified, she smiled sweetly: "I am formless, and I don't need to breathe. How could I be stunned by a few mouthfuls of smog from you?"

Oops!Shi Zili hurriedly rushed out of the small world of Qiankun, the scene outside was no longer the Kunlun Snow Mountain, but a luxurious restaurant, the decoration was exactly the same as the scene of the competition between him and Sang Xinghua.

He slapped himself backhandedly. He had been walking too smoothly recently, and he didn't know the heights of heaven and earth, and he made such a low-level mistake.Guessing that Mrs. Wu did not come alone, another assailant took advantage of him to enter the small world of Qiankun to interrogate the prisoners, and forcibly changed the scene.

The figure of Mrs. Wu appeared next to him, holding a mobile phone in her hand. During the video call, she pointed the screen at Shi Zili, and Sang Xinghua's gentle smile appeared on the screen.

Sang Xinghua said: "Aren't you surprised, are you surprised? You don't really think that the three or four waves of low-level gangsters on the road are really coming to attack you, do you? It's just a cover for me to relax your vigilance."

Shi Zili had regained his composure, and was quite puzzled: "What are you doing?"

"This is an independent space created by one of my capable men for hundreds of years. It just took shape three days ago." Sang Xinghua said, "It's just to deal with you."

Shi Zili remembered, he had seen a similar skill in Sang Xinghua's skill tree, not his subordinates but his incarnation, that character only had this skill, and shaped the space so targetedly, fighting against others Time is useless, it is simply that Sang Xinghua disabled an avatar in order to kill him.

Sang Xinghua continued: "In this dimension, you are all mere mortals, have nothing to eat or drink, and can receive hunger and thirst. I would like to see whether it is the apprentice who eats the master, or the master eats the apprentice. "

He was very concerned about the fact that his butt was almost eaten in half, and he was so angry that he couldn't sleep, and vowed to get the place back.

Shi Zili was shocked, so insidious?But if this space can be set in such a specific and detailed way, that would be really amazing.He twisted his neck and buttocks, he didn't feel that his mana was being imprisoned, and asked strangely: "I still have mana."

"Using this complicated setting requires a lot of magic power, and it also consumes a lot of energy to maintain it. I, my subordinates didn't turn it on first, and I'm about to turn it on. You will become a mortal within half a stick of incense at most. "Sang Xinghua jokingly said, "In such a short period of time, even if you temporarily have mana, you will be powerless at all."

"..." Shi Zili took out a big thick brush from the pages of the Qiankun book, dipped it in red paint, and wrote the Chinese character "打" all over the four walls of the restaurant, and then drew a circle to enclose the word. , and smiled sweetly at Aunt Wu's mobile phone screen, "The demolition brigade is already on its way, and this new force only has [-] urban management personnel to make it a tie."

Sang Xinghua didn't understand the stalk, but he heard the sound of machinery rumbling, and from his perspective, he could see eight iron lumps (pebbles: it's an excavator) surrounding them in all directions. With a shovel down, he carefully designed , It took several days of work to accurately restore every detail of the trial. The ceiling of the restaurant was broken and the walls were dug up by the roots.

Three times, five times, and two times, this small building was completely dug up. Shi Zili went up to meet him, holding the hand of the director of the demolition office, and said repeatedly: "Thank you, thank you very much, you are so efficient, a phone call It will be here in 3 minutes, I give you a thumbs up!"

The director said: "This citizen is too polite. There is only such a building in a radius of ten miles. I don't know which nail house is so difficult. It is our duty to remove it."

With a swipe of his pen, Shi Zili wrote a pennant of "Inheritance of Ingenuity and Exquisite Craftsmanship" and gave it to the director. The two took photos together, shook hands friendlyly, and shed tears farewell.

Sang Xinghua: "..."

Shi Zili responded with an eye for an eye: "Is it a surprise, is it a surprise?"

Mrs. Wu's screen went black, and the last scene showed Master Sang throwing a [-]% new Macintosh in anger.She didn't know what to say for a while, she stared blankly at Shi Zili for a long time, then quietly disappeared, her figure dissipated between the sky and the earth.

Shi Zili discovered a very serious problem. Sang Xinghua took the Virgo's obsessive-compulsive disorder to the extreme, restoring every detail at that time and rebuilding the restaurant. He probably hoped that Shi Zili could experience his despair , the idea is very good, but there is a gap with the reality after all-but this restaurant is not the only one in this space.

The restaurant was demolished, but the big setting of this space is still there, and the mana of Pebble was emptied, and he became an ordinary person through and through.

Mrs. Wu's poison is very lethal. After a day and a night, Lianxian woke up slowly. He didn't know whether he was woken up by starvation or the sound of his stomach rumbling, and he asked weakly: "What's going on?"

Shi Zili gave the general situation.

Immortal Lian sighed, and checked his dantian: "I still have a little mana left, I can't even fly."

Shi Zili replied: "I still have a little bit, probably because my skills are limited, and I didn't smoke very cleanly."

Lianxian's heart moved, and he looked at him: "This little bit should be enough for a meal, well, you can eat, I'm not hungry."

"If the words and spirits can blend in with each other, it will not only be powerful, but also consume less mana." Shi Zili said with a deep face, "I have a way to use this little mana to make us both have a full meal, and eat chicken."

Lian Xianren was overjoyed and hurriedly asked: "Then what are you waiting for?"

The pebbles rested on his chin, so cute he tilted his head to look at him: "I'm afraid Master will hit me."

He competed with Sang Xinghua to eat and gained weight, and the flesh that had grown hadn't completely disappeared, Lianxian's heart softened, and she rubbed his little fleshy face with love, and planned to kiss him, thinking that he had grown up, and then It's not appropriate to kiss and pinch like a child, so I gave up the idea regretfully, and said in my mouth: "You just use it, I will cooperate with you with all my strength!"

Shi Zili stood up abruptly, and shouted, "I am Disu Shi Zili!"

Want to declare yourself?That's right, even if they die, they must die heroically. What is the Devil's Cult, it is completely true.Lian Xianren was rarely brought out a little bit of blood, excitedly said: "I am He's Lianbo!"

Shi Zili raised his right hand straight up, posing in the posture of Ultraman's transformation: "Ultimate mystery Bo (bo) bo (bo) vitality (chicken)!"

Lotus Immortal: "...=.="

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#Annual Recruitment Season#

Ye Hanhai: Which one is better for job hunting, West Kunlun is the first choice!The faculty is strong, and the entire Celestial Dynasty monopolizes the student resources, and the best students are here!

Sang Xinghua: The Mojiaohao is inhumane. We applied for activity funds for 108 people from the Ministry of Education, but only 28 people were paid monthly.I dropped the Mac when I was happy, and the vice principal of West Kunlun was so poor that he took orders from Didi Daren.

Ye Hanhai: ...Damn it.