I cultivate immortality only by mouth

The lip monster knelt down and begged for mercy, Shi Zili told several jokes in succession, maybe it was too cold, the monster not only didn't laugh, but cried out in pain.He had no choice but to give up the stalk, put on a white coat, put on a mask, and performed a tooth extraction on the monster.

The monster only had a big red lip, without the support of the teeth, the lips shrunk and turned into a wrinkled little mouth of an old mother, drooling when he spoke, and said inarticulately: "Thanks to the immortal for saving my life!" Seeing Shi Zili as an evil star, he was terrified and dared not delay, so he respectfully sent him to the next floor.

There is a huge nose erected in the center of the next floor. Shi Zili was shocked. This is not an ordinary nose. This is the same style as an Internet celebrity. strangeness.

He repeated the old trick and read a few diseases like nasal septum deviation, sinusitis, and nasal polyps. The nose was not moved at all, and stood upright quietly.

Shi Zili pondered, the master of the sword mound really wouldn't let him pass the level with a shortcut. After the lip monster level, he must have temporarily increased the resistance of the later organs.

As soon as he had this thought, the nose bounced off the ground like flying, and pressed towards him.Shi Zili rolled away from a lazy donkey, its nose rubbed his back and hit the ground, the tip of its nose smashed the floor into cracks, it didn't delay for a second, following the direction of Shi Shili rolling, it also hit Get out, go faster, and vow to crush him.

It's unscientific. The nose after plastic surgery doesn't crooked when you hit it with a fist. How can this nose be so vigorous?Shi Zili hurriedly said: "Invincible Hot Wheels!" A circle of flames rose from his body, as if a small electric motor was installed, it spun rapidly, and threw his nose far away.

The room was square, he rushed too fast, he didn't stop at the corner, and hit the wall with his head.The wall seemed to be invincible, and there were no cracks. Shi Zili's head was hit hard by Thor with a hammer, and he couldn't help crying while covering his forehead.At first, it was just pain, but soon the sequelae of turning too many circles appeared, his eyes were dizzy, and he felt nausea after fits and starts.

Nose took advantage of this to catch up, and the tip of the nose hit his belly hard, with a weight of ten thousand pounds.The internal organs of the stone gravel seemed to be squeezed flat, and he spat out a mouthful of blood, shaking his hands to touch his buttocks, it was very dangerous, but at least nothing happened.

He was stunned for a moment, resisting the pain, his mouth became like a clepsydra, spraying all the blood foam onto the wings of his nose, he spat out blood and said, "My blood smells like leeks and garlic!"

A strange smell pervaded the air, Big Nose paused, and hurriedly backed up like an electric shock.However, the disgusting smell followed like a shadow, and a few blood spots stuck to its nose stubbornly.

"..." Shi Zili struggled to get up, showing a slightly ferocious smile, groped through the pages of Qiankun Book, first brought himself a gas mask, and then took out a box of canned Swedish herring.

As soon as the can that was once selected as the ultimate dark dish was unpacked, a smell that made the soul shudder pervaded. He had a mask to filter it out, but the effect was immediate. The big nose didn't even hum, and he fell on his back. The capillaries in the nasal cavity burst, the nosebleeds flowed continuously, and the body continued to twitch.

Shi Zili wanted to go up, but the ceiling of the room bounced him back and reminded him that he could not enter the next level without the approval of the master of this level, and asked him to continue working hard.

Interesting, after passing so many levels, this is the first time I have encountered this situation.Shi Zili put away the cans and turned it into a high-power range hood. After a quarter of an hour, he took off his mask and sniffed. There was still a strange smell lingering, but it was not serious.

After waiting for a long time, Big Nose slowly woke up.Shi Zili squatted next to it, and asked curiously: "You made me do this, why are you unconvinced?"

Big Nose muffled: "I'm Nose, and being defeated by people's smell is nothing more than normal, and it's not your skill."

"Then why do you have to grow a nose?" Shi Zili laughed, "I don't want to start with your weaknesses, so I have to fight your body head-on?"

The big nose rolled all over the floor: "If you don't beat me head-on, just wait to die in this level." There are two ways to pass the level. The level master admits defeat, or the level master dies. It can't smoke him to death.

Shi Zili took a fixed look at him and smiled slightly.

The big nose jumped out all the way, and said vigilantly, "What do you want to do?" This man also smiled like this before he put the can in last time.

While waiting for Big Nose to wake up, he was not idle, he had already taken precautions, and immediately took out a pre-drawn machine from his dantian, and pointed the scanner at Big Nose: "Look at my plastic surgery incision perspective instrument!"

Not to mention, through the instrument, you can clearly see that there is an incision at the reflexion of the nose and lips, and the nose is really protruding.After confirming this point, he can let go of his hands and feet. Shi Zili clenched his fists: "Profound Truth, Unrecognizable Legs!" Restored his true appearance.

The big nose didn't take it seriously, and let out a disdainful sneer from the nasal cavity, calmly meeting the hard-nosed with the tip of the nose.Ever since he spent a lot of money on his nose, the tip of his nose is extremely tough and invincible, what can a mere fist do against him?

However, the moment he was hit by the fist, there was a feeling of soreness and pain, the endonasal prosthesis became invisible, and the nose became flat and collapsed.The fleshy nose bumped against his forehead after the gravel closed his fist. It didn't hurt, but it was very elastic, and he took a few steps back uncontrollably.

The two looked at each other, their big noses went down to the ground, and there was nothing to love: "Let's go QAQ"

Shi Zili scratched his head: "I'll change it back for you." He has no prejudice against plastic surgery, as long as he likes it, he can beat people back to their original shape, which is also necessary for fighting.

He threw back my Piao Piao fist, and made his big nose into a net red nose.The big nose was grateful, and told him quietly: "The eyes ahead are the last barrier. After passing through, you can reach the center of the eyebrows. Someone is waiting for you."

One person and one nose said goodbye in a friendly way, the gravel floated up, knowing that this was the last shudder, the person who was waiting for him was either Feng Yu or the mother-in-law, he was still a little nervous.

The eye-closer is a beautiful man, with a pair of peach blossom eyes that look forward to and shine, the corners of the eyes are red, and when he smiles, it is like peach blossoms blooming layer by layer, full of passion.His exam questions were very strange, and he said with a smile, "Within twelve hours, if you earn [-] favorability points with me, you will be considered as a passer."

Shi Zili: "..." What kind of show operation is this?

According to his feeling, the boss of this level is quite narcissistic, so he said a few sour words first, praising him for being good-looking.Master Guan didn't give him any favorability, he just said indifferently: "I am beautiful, why should you talk too much?"

It turned out to be this brain circuit, and Shi Zili rolled his eyes: "Darling, have you heard of Amway?"

He stretched out his hand, took out a bottle of Hermès earth perfume, and chanted poetically: "A man who wears earth perfume has the solid earth under his feet, and twinkling stars in his hair." He sprayed it lightly.

"Wind, sun, dew, fruit, fragrance of flowers and fruits," Master Guan was captured instantly, and breathed in excitedly, "This unique woody fresh smell is so fascinating!"

He tried to reach out to take the perfume, but Shi Zili took a step back: "Fifteen favorability points."

The master Guan was dissatisfied and said: "It's too expensive, why give me a [-]% discount? I'll buy it at ten favorability points!"

Is this [-]% off your home?Shi Zili rolled his eyes, and the two of them came and went for a while, and the deal was made at thirteen o'clock.

Shi Zili took out a Rolex Green Water Ghost watch: "Wait for the world to change in this second, or seize this second to change the world."

Apparently, the owner has never heard the "once and for all" rhetoric of watch friends, and he is not interested in this overbearing men's watch at all, and his face is full of "emmmmm" disgust.

Shi Zili showed several classic models of Jaeger-LeCoultre, PP, and IWC, but the owner didn't like any of them, and deducted a little favorability from him on the grounds of "your hopeless aesthetic".

He simply opened the Baidu pictures and let this person choose by himself.Guanzhu didn't fancy the watch, but took a fancy to a bracelet from Cartier's LOVE series, and exchanged it with [-] points of favorability.Seeing that he couldn't put it down, Shi Zili immediately put it on, and didn't question "this is a women's style". Those with long eyes can tell that it is a women's style. Since they just like it, it's okay.

Probably the jewelry series opened the door to a new world for him. Master Guan chose several bilibuli jewelry with diamonds and jewelry at one go. After reaching [-] favorability points, he asked him to give him a Gillette shave knife.

Shi Zili looked at his smooth and delicate chin, wondering: "You don't have a beard."

Master Guan smiled, "I shave my legs."

"..." Shi Zili silently drew a razor, took it out and gave it to him.

Although Master Guan didn't say to increase his favorability, he flipped his hand and handed him a four-leaf clover, saying softly, "Send it to you."

Before the gravel could make a sound, his forehead felt itchy. It turned out that the four-leaf clover floated up by itself, and sank into the center of his eyebrows, protecting his consciousness by itself.

Guan Zhu said again: "I'll cross you to the place where the master of the sword mound is." The slender left hand stretched out, the ten fingers were slender, the skin and flesh were wrapped in a thin layer of fingertips, clean and well-defined, I was intoxicated first, God How could there be such beautiful fingers underneath.

Shi Zili hurriedly said: "Wait!" He touched his bare head, which was shaved off in a fit of anger by Xiaojian after he entered the sword mound.

It is very likely that Feng Yu's parents were waiting for him between the giant's brows. The bald head has a great impact on his appearance. His head is really round like a ball.But with a bald head, it seems that the combat power has really increased, and the power of the speech spirit has also increased. Men rely on their talents to make a living, not their faces.

What's more, when the stubble emerges from the scalp, it is really itchy. Shi Zili twisted his waist and sang: "It's the special effect of the hair, it's the hair of the special effect!" Add a layer of camouflage on it, believe it or not.

Long hair is too difficult to manage. He usually shows people with short hair, but his mother-in-law is getting old, so he still has to follow their aesthetics.Shi Zili deliberately changed into a long-haired and fluttering shape, looked in the mirror, felt very beautiful, took a deep breath, and just entered the next level.