I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Going up from the chest, it came to the shoulders.The pebbles were floating upwards, and a mighty and majestic bird with huge wings, more than three meters long, fell from the sky.The big bird spread its wings and hovered beside him.

At the same time, the buoyancy around Shi Zili disappeared, and his body fell uncontrollably.Logically, he can levitate in the air with a single thought, but this land seems to be a forbidden area, and he can't even say "Wukong Technique" to fly.

After such a delay, Shi Zili has already fallen more than ten meters, and Shi Zili hastily sang: "You are mighty and majestic, the man who is lassoing the bird!" He pulled out a lasso rope from the pages of the Qiankun book, swung it twice, and threw it at the big bird. The circle caught the big bird's head, and the big bird stopped motionless in the air.

With this pulling force, Shi Zili stabilized his figure.He pulled the rope back and forth a few times, feeling stuck, slowly climbed up, grabbed the bird's claws with both hands, turned over and jumped onto the bird's back.

There was a "beep" in his ear, and Shi Zili felt pain in the sole of his right foot, so he hurriedly took off his shoes and socks to check. At some point, three red moles appeared on the sole of his foot, and the one on the far right was slowly disappearing.

He tried to summon Bi Fang, but when Bi Fang appeared, he fell down uncontrollably, and quickly grabbed the stone and stuffed it back into his dantian.Bi Fang, who was born as a bird, couldn't fly, and the dragon girl didn't dare to show up, so she only sent a voice transmission to him: "Have you figured it out?"

Shi Zili didn't answer. Looking up, he could vaguely see various animals floating above his head. Each animal was separated by different distances. Some of them were motionless, while others were within a certain range or left and right. Or drift up and down or in circles.

He observed it for a while, and knowing what he expected, Fang Pi pointed forward: "If you are a man, you will go down a hundred floors!" This game was played on the 4399 website in the early days of the Internet when small games were popular.The original mini-game is to keep going down, but he wants to climb up layer by layer.

Shi Zili explained in detail: "I am afraid that this level not only requires all the way up to the end, but also requires the parts I step on. The three moles on the soles of the feet are the fate of my 'game character'. I stepped on a mole on the back. Disappearing is equivalent to losing a life."

This level should be a shoulder level, but it is impossible for every creature to step on the shoulders, this level will not be so simple.Shi Zili stared at the big bird under his feet and sized it up for a while: "Is this an eagle?" The eagle, also known as "a kite", and "a kite shoulder" are a well-known image in ancient China, and are widely used in four-character idioms and allusions. What are "knife-shouldered jackal eyes", "knife-shouldered fire color", "knife-shouldered sheep's knees", "knife-shouldered swan-neck"...

Shi Zili immediately looked up to the top of his head. At a height of about ten meters away, there was also a big bird parked, which was a circle smaller than an eagle. It had a slender body, a particularly curved and elegant neck, and a snow-white body.He said happily, "Is this a swan?"

The swan refers to the swan, and the kite shoulder and swan neck describe the posture of sitting at a desk and thinking hard.First the eagle followed by the swan, the reference is obvious, and the Lord of the Sword Mound used this as a hint for the level test questions.

This guess is very reliable, it is better to try than to be stupid.Shi Zili was very optimistic, didn't he still have two moles, two chances, even if they were all used up, this place is forbidden and mana is unstoppable, at worst he would turn into a Zixia fairy and ask her to give him three more.

He threw out the noose, wrapped it around the swan's neck, and climbed up, holding onto the swan's neck without turning over. The place was too small, and he was afraid of accidentally stepping out of the bounds. Sure enough, the mole on the sole of his foot did not disappear this time.

On the third floor is a little bee flying around the figure "8", and on the upper floor is an animal that looks like a fox or a wolf, lying down and sleeping.Shi Zili turned into an encyclopedia of animals, and after holding it for a long time to identify it, he was sure that it was a jackal.

——The sound of bee eyes and jackals, describing a person with a ferocious appearance and a terrifying voice.

But it's a bit ridiculous, how can he shoot the bee's eye from such a long distance?There is also the sound of jackals, does it mean the vocal cords of jackals?

Shi Zili held the binoculars and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't dare to do it. The bee's eyes are too small, and the flying speed is very fast, and it doesn't walk in a straight line.He gave up and read: "Piercing Yang Shen with a hundred steps, the arm is strong, the bow is clear, the autumn moon is clear, and the carved feathers and arrows burst into the cold star." This is the word describing Xiao Li Guang Huarong in "Water Margin".

A young man with red lips and white teeth and eyebrows plunging into his temples appeared out of nowhere, screaming and falling down, Shi Zili hurriedly took him up with a rope, and the two of them hung on the swan's slender neck one after the other.

He tied the rope to an arrow, and handed the bow and arrow to Hua Rong: "Brother, it's up to you."

Hua Rong was the one who accurately shot the head of the third wild goose in the sky, and he never missed it this time, and shot through it with one arrow.Shi Zili was overjoyed, imitating the tone of the snake essence holding Yu Ruyi in "Gourd Baby": "Hua Rong, Hua Rong, follow my heart, and quickly manifest!" Standing on shoulders head.

It was much more convenient to climb the rope alone. When Shizili climbed onto the bee, he found that the jackal above his head, which was still dozing off just now, came to his senses and kept looking down, his eyes fixed on Hua Rong.Hua Rong shuddered: "Does he want to eat me?"

Shi Zili's eyes lit up. He couldn't feed Huarong as food, so he changed another piece of fresh meat and threw it to the jackal. Seeing it swallowed it in one gulp, he continued to look at it eagerly.

It seems there is a door!He kept feeding the jackal, and the jackal's belly became rounder and rounder. It opened its mouth and didn't make any sound, but a palm-sized word "burp" floated out of its mouth.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Hua Rong shot an arrow at the word, and Shi Zili hurriedly climbed up to the fourth floor.The two just saw each other's tricks and climbed up one level after another. This was the level that Shi Zili took the most time to draw. After two days and three nights of drawing, they finally climbed up to one hundred levels.

He felt light all over, and tried to jump, and when he jumped 30 meters, he knew he had gone out of the forbidden area.Shi Zili waved goodbye to Huarong, first thought that the next level should be the neck, and then floated up.

The neck pass is not a battle pass either. As soon as Pu entered, he came to the African prairie, wildebeests galloping, antelopes leaping, lions roaring, and the smell of green grass mixed with a wild atmosphere rushed towards us.

It was the first time in Shi Zili's life that he saw such a scene. He was stunned for a while, and then the countdown sound of "Didi" came from his ears. It rang 300 times. For a full 5 minutes, the soles of his feet became hot, and another mole disappeared. .

Damn it, I don’t need to say anything if two levels share three lives. How can there be a rule in the world for candidates to answer when they are given a blank test paper?Shi Zili It's not the final exam, the textbook is still blank, he doesn't even know which subject to take.

At the beginning of the second round, the gravel rose into the air, and the consciousness swept across the entire African grassland. There are many elephants, crocodiles, and cheetahs here—but there is only one giraffe.With half a minute left, he gritted his teeth and rushed forward, hugging the giraffe's neck without letting go. After holding on for ten seconds, the scene in front of him changed, and he was in the blue sea.

This is the 3D version of the mini-game "Find Your Sister". Within 5 minutes, find the creature with the longest neck in the scene.Shi Zili knew it well, watched groups of fish swimming by, searched for a long time, and even knocked out a bottlenose dolphin with his bare hands when he wanted to have sex with him, finally admitted with regret that the fish seemed to have no neck.

There are no squids, starfish, or sea snakes. The temperature in this sea area is very high, and there are no seals or walruses.Shi Zili released all the summoned creatures, and the little spinner turtle was like a fish in water in the sea. He took out a sea turtle from the bottom of a submarine tunnel and helped him pass this level.

With the sea and land, then came the air, thousands of birds with different feathers, circling in circles in the air in groups.The necks of birds are too long, and it is difficult to distinguish the species. The feathers of the same species are also very different in color and pattern. It is impossible to tell the difference within 5 minutes after only one glance.

He tried to use "Where did the time go" to pause, but it didn't work at all. He heard the dragon girl say: "These two levels are very closely related to animals. You might as well try another spell."

The stones and gravels turned into ropes are "the man who sets the horse", and the summoned Huarong is a human being, which can also be regarded as an animal. He immediately wrote "Wu Fei Rabbit Zou", an idiom that describes the passage of time quickly, adding If the word "turtle" is written—the tortoise cannot fly away—take a brush to blacken the lower part of the word "rabbit", and the rabbit will not be able to walk without its feet.

Sure enough, the sound of beeps in my ears slowed down greatly, from counting seconds to minutes.It took 30 seconds to perform the magical power twice, and the remaining 270 seconds were extended to four and a half hours. Shi Zili took a tape measure to measure one bird after another, and finally caught a vulture with the longest neck.

The three small levels of sea, land and air are obviously difficult, and the fourth level is afraid that it will be difficult. Shi Zili waited patiently, and the scene did not change. He slowly ascended, and then he relaxed.

When he reached the next level, he didn't even stand still, and he rushed forward with a bloody mouth. Inside his red lips, 32 neat and white teeth were clearly distinguished, and even his four wisdom teeth were all grown. He opened his mouth to bite. Looked at from this angle, it was extremely hideous.

If you only have one lip, it's not easy to start with. If you have to play with your teeth, your whole body will be full of flaws.Shi Zili calmly said: "Caries, residual crowns, dead pulp teeth, chronic periodontitis, apical periodontitis, gingivitis, jaw cyst..."

He is a person who has practiced the famous cross talk "Reporting the Name of Vegetables" thoroughly, and he speaks sharply. He read it cracklingly. At the end, he concluded: "In the face of toothache, egg pain is happiness."

When he only reported the name of the disease, the monster could still barely stand, but when he said the last words, the monster fell down and rolled on the ground in pain, screaming.

"Great immortal! Daxian!" It struggled and tried to roll to the foot of Shi Zili, and when it saw Shi Zili, it was very alert and felt that it had jumped a long way, so it said with pain, "I admit defeat, please forgive me, I will send you off Go to the next floor!"

This is the pain that kills people. Shi Zili paused for a cup of tea and saw that it hurt so much that he swore with his life's cultivation. Then he said: "Let me tell you a joke—Xiao Ming cut his hair, and his classmates laughed at him." His hairstyle looks like a kite, Xiao Ming was very sad, and ran out crying, and as he ran, he flew up."

monster:"……"

Shi Zili was very dissatisfied: "This joke is so funny, you should laugh your teeth out!" Stupid, if you lose your teeth, you won't be in pain anymore!