I cultivate immortality only by mouth
Chapter 68 Deck of Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea
He Tai couldn't find his daughter all over the place, so he got angry and asked his relatives, friends, and neighbors to help him, and then ran back to the tofu shop, calling the waiter in the shop to look for him.
Shi Zili had already noticed that Lu Dongbin's aura was staying in the suburbs and he hadn't left. He Taihui would not be able to find his daughter, and because of the cover of his aura, he could invisiblely prevent ordinary people from investigating.
Even he couldn't sense the aura belonging to He Xiugu, but Lu Dongbin was as bright as a big light bulb in the dark night, and Shi Zili looked for it directly. From a distance, beside the stream, there was a hunched and kind-faced old Shou Weng, holding a flat peach to seduce his little girl.
Lu Dongbin: "Son, thank you for showing me the way. This peach is for you to eat."
He Xiugu shook her head: "Thank you grandpa, I don't like peaches, you can eat them yourself." Thirteen or fourteen years old was considered a big girl in ancient times, not to mention that she often helped her father in the tofu shop, so she was very vigilant.
The old man had a very familiar face, and his accent was not from a local. He was not familiar with the surrounding road conditions, and he didn't know where he came from, so he insisted on stuffing peaches for her to eat.
Occasionally, she would have some scary dreams, eat the candies given by passers-by, and go to remote places with passers-by. A dozen children crawled all over the ground.
With a big belly, a child on her back, a child in her arms, and two or three children rolling around her feet fighting, she had to hold the soles of her shoes against the sun.This scene was so powerful, He Xiugu saw that the old man kept tempting her to eat peaches, the more she thought about it, the more afraid she became, and she backed away again and again.
Just at this time, Brother Shi Xiaoer from the store came. He was in the prime of his life and could push the millstone all day without panting. He Xiugu hid behind him as if seeing a savior, and shed two tears without holding back.
Shi Zili condemned: "Smelly shameless!"
Lu Dongbin was very upset, so he sent a voice transmission to him: "How do you two teach children? This is a fairy peach. If you eat it, you can directly skip the stage of refining and transforming Qi, and go straight to the stage of refining Qi and transforming God. It is a great fortune to save her a hundred years of penance."
Shi Zili doesn't think there is anything wrong with him and Feng Yu's parenting methods, the world is too dangerous, it is definitely not a bad thing for children to be more vigilant.He was also very relieved that he didn't teach in vain, and said in his mouth: "Don't be afraid, brother will take you back."
Lu Dongbin resentfully threw the fairy peach over: "The dog bit Lu Dongbin, he doesn't know good people, so I send you off." Ever since he and Shi Zili met, they have been "dogs" and "dogs". The sentence blurted out logically, and it actually rhymed when he said it, he flicked his sleeves, turned his head and walked into the depths of the dense forest.
A line of reminders popped up in front of Shi Zili: Congratulations to the player for getting the [Male Dog Biting Lu Dongbin] card, [Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers] deck collection progress: 1/8.
For the time being, this card is just like Lu Dongbin's red line, it is useless, and the attribute column clearly indicates that only by collecting all eight cards into a set can the power be revealed.He didn't understand what the word "male" in the name meant, eight immortals, seven males and one female, could it be that there are seven male cards and one female card?What's the point?
While pondering, Shi Zili handed the flat peach to He Xiugu: "Eat it, he is gone, this peach should be fine."
He Xiugu insisted on refusing, and said with a smile, "This peach is sweet at first glance. Brother Shi, let's divide it."
Shi Zili didn't say much, and divided the flat peach into two petals, gave half to her, and held the other half in his hands first.
He Xiugu wanted to sniff it first, but the taste was so sweet that she couldn't help but eat it in two or three bites, the peach flesh melted in her mouth, full of fragrance.
Shi Zili handed over the other half, and said softly: "You have been missing for a long time, running in the mountains, you must be hungry, a peach is so delicious, I just look at it."
He Xiugu was right when she thought about it, how could the peaches given by the old man on the roadside be so delicious?Afraid that it was because of her unbearable hunger, she stopped being polite and ate the other half as well.
The whole peach was in her stomach, she was in a trance, her feet were floating three feet off the ground, she gasped in fright, the foul air entered her body, her body sank, and she fell back to the ground.
He Xiugu was stunned, but Shi Xiaoer next to him was very calm: "The old man is Lu Dongbin, the son of Chunyang. You have entered the immortal class, but the breath in your body is not pure. In addition to absorbing the essence of heaven and earth and meditating day and night, you should also take precepts." Eat meat and fish, only eat mica slices."
Mica flakes are a certain kind of mineral crystallization. If you eat them normally, you will go to the underworld instead of going to heaven to cultivate immortals. There is a mica mountain in the suburbs of Zengcheng County, and the mountain is rich in mica flakes.In fact, Shi Zili didn't understand the necessary connection between becoming a fairy and eating mica slices, but Feng Yu had exhausted his heart and blood to calculate that He Xiugu needed two props to become a fairy, one was flat peaches, and the other was mica slices.
"...Brother Shi?" He Xiugu's world view formed in the previous 13 years suddenly collapsed. She bumped into an old man in the forest.
Shi Zili smiled slightly, and did not answer her questions, but only taught some of the simplest human cultivation formulas.This is considered after-sales service. It should have been Lu Dongbin's complete package, but he left in anger and ignored it.
When the two returned to the tofu shop, it was already dark. He Tai was overjoyed to see his daughter returned safely.He Xiugu didn't mention the matter between the old man and Xiantao, let alone reveal Shi Zili's identity, she herself is still in a dream, half-believing, she needs to digest it carefully.
After three years like this, He Xiugu went to the Mica Mountain every day to collect mica and feed on it. She grew into icy muscles and bones, bright and charming, with a slim and graceful figure.
There are hundreds of girls in the family, and there is an endless stream of matchmakers who come to the door to say goodbye, and He Tai and his wife are also carefully selected.Naturally, He Xiugu is not willing to marry. She is determined to become a fairy, and she is struggling to find a suitable opportunity to have a showdown with her parents.
Compared to the little girl who is frowning these days, Shi Zili is in a very good mood. Yesterday He Xiugu quietly told him that in the novels, the gods have a magic weapon or something, and she is also thinking about how to make a magic weapon.
Emma, I have guarded you for more than ten or twenty years, what I have been waiting for is today!Shi Zili enthusiastically recommended some flowers and grasses to her, seemingly casually said: "Lotus, lotus, chrysanthemum and peony, girls hold them in their hands, they are beautiful and delicate."
But He Xiugu said: "I want someone who is not so beautiful and delicate, if only I was a little uglier, alas."
Girl, what you said Tera hated.Shi Zili is not very persuasive, he is not good at pointing fingers, and if he talks too much, he will arouse the little girl's rebellious heart.
Anyway, the lotus is a predestined thing, so there is no need to intervene, but he secretly placed a small bowl of water lilies by the window sill, watered and took care of them every day, and served them very carefully.Just in midsummer, the water lilies are also very competitive, slim and fragrant. He Xiugu walks by the window every day, and she can't help but get close to watch it.
Seeing the opening of the "Lian Xianren Cultivation Plan", Shi Zili was very excited. He never thought that after raising his elder brother with his own hands, he would have the opportunity to raise his elder master himself.
When he was in a good mood, he seemed to be more energetic in his work, and he hummed a little song while cleaning the soybeans, feeling at ease.At this time, the store was closed, and the two of them were preparing materials for opening tomorrow.
In stark contrast to him was He Xiugu who was on the side.She cooked a big pot of dumplings to reward Shi Xiaoer who worked hard, and when she picked up a spoonful of dumplings, she couldn't help sighing.
Halfway through scooping up the dumplings, suddenly bursts of allegro sounds came, accompanied by a young and cheerful voice: "Bamboo boards, come into the street, there are good deals on one street and two alleys. He also buys, sells, and has that." Pretense and signboard."
The sound got closer and closer, He Xiugu became more and more gloomy, and hesitated whether to close the store door, when she saw a young man with a head poking in from the door, singing "Shu Lai Bao" and smiling: "Sister He, give me a bowl of dumplings to eat , I’ve been hungry all day, it smells so good!”
This was Lan Caihe, a gangster from the street next door, He Xiugu gave him a piss, but still brought him a bowl of dumplings, and seeing him gobble it up, she hurriedly chased them out.Lan Caihe was still waiting for some sour words such as "The dumplings you cook taste like home", but felt that the girl was extremely powerful, and she picked him up like a chicken, and threw him out.
Shi Zili was amused: "If you don't like him, don't give him any good face. He even gave the dumplings to eat, he only thinks he has something to play."
He Xiugu said: "He has neither father nor mother, and we both grew up together, so it's not too embarrassing."
He Xiugu took the empty bowl and scooped it up for him again. Watching the strainer stirring in the pot, she sighed, "If all the troubles in the world were like dumplings, they would all be eaten together. Just pick it up, how good would it be?"
After all, she was taken aback for a moment, and there was bursts of music, flowers falling from the sky all over the shop.He Xiugu said excitedly: "That's right, I want to use this fence as a magic weapon to save all the troubles and annoyances in the world." There was a little red light between her brows, and her cultivation had risen to a small level.
The strainer is used by every family to scoop up dumplings and noodles. It is made of wicker, bamboo strips, etc. It is still used in later generations, and it is similar to a colander.He Xiugu's whole body was radiant, and she was so excited that she waved the strainer, as if the God of Cooking had come back to life.
"..." Shi Zili almost cried out, "Why don't you think about it again?" Lao Tzu traveled through the millennium, cat Da Tang for 20 years, and killed my master in the cradle with his own hands?
He was all right, but there was still a Fengyu voice in his heart: "Don't panic, I'm afraid that the opportunity has not come, and there is still room for turning around." It will appear here and now, and history cannot allow such paradoxes to exist.
Shi Zili waited for a long time in fear, but he did not receive a reminder that the mission failed.He regained his composure, and Fang calmly smiled and said, "Well, it's pretty good." Fortunately, he didn't hold a kitchen knife and "cut off three thousand threads of trouble".
"I also think it's pretty good." He Xiugu couldn't help but spend several nights painstakingly studying the thousand and one ways to use the strainer.
She has also entered the way of cultivating immortals now, and she has to find a remote and uninhabited place to use her supernatural powers.He Xiugu really loved this magic weapon, and she pulled the pebbles to discuss how to dance the fence so that it would not stain the mortal world, and be as graceful as a fairy.
Shi Zili really wanted to persuade her sincerely that the only way was to change the magic weapon, seeing her blushing with joy, he didn't say any disappointing words.He demonstrated several sets of classic square dance moves from later generations, and seeing that He Xiugu really liked it, he couldn't help applauding.
Such a young and beautiful girl who is as beautiful as a flower, how can she have such a simple magic weapon, and her aesthetics are also out of the aunt's style.Shi Zili squatted on the side and watched He Xiugu dance in the square, feeling very worried, suddenly noticed something was wrong, and looked up at the sky: "Who is spying on the clouds?"
It was a sunny day just now, but in the blink of an eye, it was cloudy, with gusts of cold wind, and a strange laughter came: "This little girl, with delicate skin and tender flesh, is just right to serve me wine!"
He Xiugu has eaten flat peaches, which are living elixir for walking. In the eyes of ogre monsters, they are a great tonic. Her cultivation is so shallow that she has no power to protect herself, and she has already attracted the monsters around her.However, Shi Zili appeared to protect her, and his cultivation in the Immortal Wandering Stage could deter many monsters.Of course, there are also those who are so stupid that they can't help it. Over the years, he and Feng Yuyu have secretly eliminated three or four waves of monsters.
This person who dared to come here alone, and made such a big noise, was extremely conceited of his own cultivation.Shi Zili has detected that this monster is in the middle stage of body tempering, and he is determined that it is still within the scope of defeating it.
He immediately sent a voice transmission to Feng Yu: "I'll solve it, brother, concentrate on cultivation." Feng Yu had a feeling last year. He hid in the Tang Palace and observed the flow of dragon energy. He is good.
Feng Yu had noticed half an hour earlier that the big demon king in the tempering stage was galloping towards Zengcheng County, and wanted to warn him, but he figured out that the monster was a pebble and could not be interrupted by others, so he turned back quietly and hid in the surrounding dense forest, Just in case.He didn't mention that he was nearby, he just said: "Then you should be more careful."
The monster was hidden in the clouds, and Shi Zili pointed out: "The big windmill is whistling and spinning, the scenery here is really beautiful, the sky is beautiful, the land is beautiful, and there are happy friends!"
This is the opening song of the CCTV Children's Channel "Big Windmill" program that once accompanied a generation of people growing up. Ten giant windmills rise from the ground, whizzing and blowing wind, sweeping away the dark clouds and restoring the sky and the earth to clarity.
The monsters in the clouds reveal their true faces. At this time, it is popular for monsters to incompletely transform into humans, mostly with human bodies and animal heads.This monster was as burly as a hill, with a pale black bull head and a single horn on the top of its head.
This appearance is not very recognizable, and any rhinoceros probably looks like this.Shi Zili thought that such a high level of cultivation would not make him an unknown person, so out of caution, he tore a piece of paper and wrote down the words "Authorization Talisman", and threw it over.
Before the appraiser got close to the monster, it was shattered by his snort.But Shi Zili also popped up a reminder, the name and origin were marked with "???", but the race was found out, and it was not the rhinoceros he thought, but the "blue ox".
If you want to say that the Qingniujing in the world really has a great name, Shi Zili shouted: "The King of One Horn!"
This is a monster described in "Journey to the West". Even Monkey King's golden cudgel was taken away, Han Nezha's Hot Wheels, Tota King's Pagoda, and Thor's Hammer could all be swallowed, forcing Monkey King to invite the Supreme Lord to surrender him.
The cow demon was stunned for a moment, and was overjoyed: "Okay, I like this name, and from today onwards, I will be the king of unicorns!"
While speaking, Shi Zili's gaze wandered over him several times, but he didn't see any analogue of diamond carving. The original book described it as a white iron ring.But it's hard to say, if people want to hide it in armor or a magic weapon of space, they won't be able to see it from the outside.
He decided to give it a try, and said in his mouth: "The courtiers and military uniforms, the king uses Zhan Lu." This poem means that the whole country is full of horses and horses. An emperor came on the cloud, holding a thick, black Zhan Lu Baojian, followed by thousands of troops and horses, all dressed in military uniforms and holding sharp weapons, roared and charged, rolling towards the green bull spirit, while the emperor stood beside Shi Zili, directing the thousands of troops to charge.
Shi Zili still didn't stop, and couldn't stop thinking: "The cold light out of the scabbard shocked the audience, but it's a pity that a thousand horses will be exchanged for two cities." In the allusion of Chunjun, another emperor came out holding a Chunjun sword, the sword body was full of brilliance, and the carvings were unpredictable.
"Wu Menhao, a strong man in Yannan, built a lead fish hidden knife in the middle of the building." The great assassin Zhuan Zhuan appeared with the fish intestine sword that assassinated King Liao of Wu. dagger.
"Then ordered the eternal Qingxia Temple, and the front of the Juque opened and the rear of the Juque opened." The Juque Sword is a big sword with a thick blade and an extremely sharp edge.
During the Spring and Autumn Period, Ou Zhizi cast five swords for the King of Yue, Zhanlu, Chunjun, Shengxie, Yuchang, and Juque, known as the Five Swords of Yue in history.Now I have gathered four pieces, and the ink in the gravel belly is limited, and I can't think of any poems describing the "Shengxie" sword. Therefore, Ou Zhizi did not cast the whole sword, but only half cast it, which is a broken sword.
He conveniently drew a broken sword on the page of the Qiankun Book, with the word "Shengxie" written on the body of the sword, and a villain holding the sword, with the word "Son of Heaven" written on the body.Then another emperor came out holding the sword.
This counterfeit version of Shengxie Sword cannot compare with the momentum of the other four swords, but the five swords coexist in the world, producing some kind of mysterious induction. The three swords of Jun and Yuchang approached one after another, becoming one with it.
The Qingniujing had already devoured the thousands of troops and horses summoned by the first line of the poem. He chewed and swallowed the weapons and armor. He didn't care at all. He only thought that the little monster was frightened. No matter how flattered he is, he is still a mortal thing, how could he hurt him?
When the two swords merged into one, he unknowingly raised his head, when the three swords merged into one, he showed a ferocious face, charged up his strength, and rushed halfway, the four swords merged into one, the hair on the back of the green bull spirit stood on end, and he let out a moo The moo cow screamed, turned into the body of a cow, turned around and ran away.
Four Swords chased after him, but they were still a bit slower than Qingniu Jing.After all, it is a mount class, and the skill points are basically for speed.
Shi Zili hastily poured the rest of his magic power into Shengxie Sword, forced it to catch up with the four swords, and tried to connect with them, but every time he approached, he was bounced away by the supreme power like a small shrimp swimming against the current.
Not to mention that the Shengxie sword became darker and darker after being shaken, even the stones and gravels were backlashed and spat out two mouthfuls of blood.He was quite wronged, originally he wanted to summon more swords, the power doesn't need to be too great, it's enough to force the Qingniu to use the diamond carving, let's see if he steals this treasure in this trip.
With a playful mentality, he assembled the five swords of Yue, and he summoned them casually without seeing Shengxie. Unexpectedly, the five swords formed a formation and drained most of his mana by himself.If this attack misses, with his remaining sporadic magic power, it will be difficult to compete with this green bull, so he has no choice but to keep doing one thing and put all his treasures on this one move.
Reluctantly, the Shengxie Sword was too weak, Shi Zili gritted his teeth, the Dantian Qinglong Galaxy burst into light, and turned into a golden dragon, swimming among the meridians and flesh.He recited the "Worship to General Ou Zhizi" aloud: "Wuyue Spring and Autumn, the sword master's magic skills. At the foot of Qinxi Mountain, beside the Jianchi Lake. The Big Dipper is shining, and the dragon is hidden in the Yuan. The dragon's light is nine domains, and the sword spirit is eternal. Great, General Merit!"
This is the special feature film "Longquan Sword" filmed by CCTV. When worshiping the ancestors in front of the Ouzhizi Temple, the chief priest read it out.Shi Zili deleted the part that focused on the Longquan sword, and after finishing the recitation, he said again: "Shi Zili, my junior, please help me, General!"
The Shengxie Sword suddenly released a strange, evil spirit, and a wave of great ominous opportunity swept over the sky and covered the sky, dyeing the surroundings bloody.The other four swords were not to be outdone, and they bloomed with divine light, returning the clarity of the world with their pictures.
The blood light collided with the divine light, like a fish entering water, blending with each other, the fish intestine sword and the Zhanlu sword separated, and the body of the Shengxie sword was inserted obliquely, turning into a giant sword, slanting across the sky and the earth.
The golden little dragon swam all over Shi Zili's body, entering between his eyebrows.It was at this very moment that the body of the sword shook slowly, with a very small amplitude, and the green bull that had fled for tens of miles quietly exploded into blood mist. Blocked in all directions, there is no way out, and there are waves of desperate and unwilling roars.
Shi Zili heard a soft sigh in his ear, and the tone was somewhat familiar.The violent heaven and earth aura became tame in an instant, and Qingniu's spirit seemed to be drawn by a great force, turning into a ball of light spots without any resistance.The blood mist all over the sky closed towards the light spot and turned into a green bull again.
The green bull was docile and prostrated itself on the grass, burying its head in a submissive gesture, not daring to breathe.
A voice sounded in his mind, quite reproachful: "You child, you are fooling around. This green ox accompanied me to the west of Hangu Pass, and he has great merit. If you kill it, you may be backlashed by the karma of heaven. Can you hold it back?"
A flash of inspiration flashed in Shi Zili's mind: "Aren't you, aren't you the one in the sky?" As soon as he uttered the word "Extreme", he felt that something was wrong and hurriedly changed his words.
The voice ignored it, and said to itself: "Forget it, you are also unintentional. It is this Qingniu who escaped to the lower realm. I am wronged. I think I won't care about your child." Then he stopped making a sound, and let Shi Zili call in every possible way. Didn't respond either.
Qingniu can eat them, and they are allowed to resist, but if they resist too much and kill Qingniu, it is absolutely impossible.In fact, the atmosphere in the cultivation world is like this, monsters with backgrounds are always more arrogant, and Sun Dasheng dare not provoke them.
Shi Zili didn't care about this, he was terrified, why did Emperor Aurora seem to live in his mind, and appeared in time to prevent the catastrophe from happening? After a meal.
This idea also changed, this is not the time to think about these things.He looked at the green bull and saw that there was still a copper ring hanging on the cow's nose, so he stretched out his hand tentatively to pull it.Qing Niu stood up with strength, and mooed twice obediently.
Shi Zili heaved a sigh of relief, and turned to look at He Xiugu: "Don't tell Brother Feng about this." To prevent his senior brother from worrying.
After He Xiugu ate the flat peaches, Feng Yu showed up a few times. He preferred to be the hero who hid behind his back and made up dreams for the little girl. It was mainly Shi Zili who dealt with her face to face.
He Xiugu nodded timidly, swallowed her saliva, and couldn't help saying: "Brother Shi, so you are so powerful..." Although she didn't know that the green bull was the mount of the ancestor of the real god, she could see the power of the five swords with her own eyes. see.She also didn't hear the mysterious voice speaking, and she thought it was Shi Zili who killed the person with one move and saved him with another move.
——A cow, a real cow, read poems to kill and save the enemy, live and die as you like.He Xiugu was fascinated: "If only I could be this good."
Shi Zili pretended to be looking at the river and mountains, and pulled out a word that did not exist in this season: "Feather fan and scarf, while talking and laughing, the mast and oar are wiped out in ashes."
He was still wearing the shop waiter's clothes, which didn't match the mood of the poem at all, but it didn't prevent He Xiugu from nodding her head like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Shi Zili took the opportunity to teach her a few words, the beauty of the moves is very important.I haven't seen a second talent like mine so far. You can't learn it, but you can still work hard in other directions, such as replacing the fence with a lotus or something.
In fact, both of them were still in shock, and after talking casually, they led Qingniu to Zengcheng County.Walking to the edge of the stream, there was a white shadow standing by the edge of the stream in the distance, Shi Zili was startled: "Brother, why are you back?"
Feng Yu had sensed a change in the aura of the world in the forest and wanted to rush over, but he was immobilized by his great supernatural power. At this time, he had to say a word, and he could stop himself. His face was pale, his lips trembled slightly, and he said after a long while: " Who did it?"
The power of the trick was out of control, but it was dispelled quietly. Feng Yu knew that this person's level of cultivation was unimaginable.
"Birds, snakes, turtles, tigers." Shi Zili used four characters to refer to the four-character formation against heaven and destiny. Although he did not reveal the truth to Principal Penglai and Master Maoshan, he told Feng Yu afterwards that the mysterious person It is very likely that it is the Emperor Aurora who is not tolerated by the world, neither of them dare to investigate further.
The Dao is vast, and all living beings are ants.It's just a joke to be number one in the three schools and an unborn genius.Feng Yu clenched his fists hard, then slowly released them, his complexion returned to normal.He glanced at the sky and said, "I'll take Miss He back first."
Shi Zili followed and turned around to look, only to see a figure approaching rapidly from the horizon.It is too far away to see the shape clearly, but he is wearing a blue Taoist robe, with two bulges on the top of his head, one on the left and one on the right.
He immediately thought: "I'm afraid it's a boy watching cattle under the seat of the Taishang Laojun?" Two buns, what a typical boy's attire.
It's okay this time, Qingniu caught up as soon as he ran, and he stopped the loss in time. It was much better than sleeping for seven days and seven nights in "Journey to the West", and Qingniu made trouble in the lower realm for seven years.
But it doesn't prevent him from teaching this kid some lessons, even a cow is not good, how did he get the position of civil servant in the Heavenly Court, did he go through the back door?In front of the little girl he raised since he was a child, he didn't want to show his ferocious side, and said softly: "Hey, follow your Brother Feng, I'll go back right away."
Feng Yu led the small oil bottle away, Shi Zili clenched his fists, seeing that person approaching, the more he looked at it, the more he looked wrong, his brows were squeezed into two fleshy lumps: "Ah?"
It wasn't the cute, three-headed and small lady in his imagination at all. This was an eight-foot burly man with open breasts and breasts, and a big belly.If you look closely at him, he is not bad, with handsome eyes and a beautiful beard, he is also a masculine and handsome man after tidying up, but he has two small horns on the top of his head, and his body is fresh and green.
With this figure, this face and such a dress, he can make his debut as a "Thor" combination with ladybread, an Australian bearded uncle with double ponytails, maid outfit, and thick chest hair.
Shi Zili's eyes were stinging, and he almost burst into tears. He covered his face unconsciously: "Spicy eyes." Immediately afterwards, he was ashamed of his narrow aesthetics. It's his business to wear what he likes. Confidence is beauty. As long as you dress happily, he is too superficial.
He also guessed the identity of this person, Han Zhongli, the second person among the Eight Immortals, his real name is Zhongliquan, he is the general of the Eastern Han Dynasty, "Zhongliquan of the Eastern Han Dynasty", referred to as Han Zhongli, he was defeated in a certain army and turned to practice Taoism and become an immortal Afterwards, it was directly named after it.
Han Zhongli smiled all over his face, he didn't look at Qingniu, he just stared at the gravel, he was relieved to see that he was unharmed: "I'm sorry, brother, this is my Qingniu. Didn't hurt you?"
He was secretly amazed, this little guy is just a little demon king, can he restrain Qingniu without a hair?It needs to be known that although Qingniu is an animal, it is in the immortal class. If there is a decent immortal, it is not a problem to bully the big demon king and demon emperor level figures in the lower realm.
Shi Zili pounced on the ground, crying and shouting: "Why didn't I get hurt, your old cow almost beat me to death, you pay me, you pay me!" He spat out two liters of blood while talking.
Han Zhongli: "..."
He looked at Qingniu suspiciously, there were two bubbles of tears in Qingniu's big eyes, and he was circling anxiously, it was the one whose body was completely destroyed by the bomb, okay?You can't just assume that it hasn't been hurt just because you can't see any traces on it now!
Damn, are you the only one who can cry or roll?Qingniu just squatted on the ground and flopped all over the ground, stirring up grass clippings and dust, causing Han Zhongli to slap it twice: "What's the fuss! Can you justify hurting someone?"
Shi Zili said: "This Qingniu is so arrogant, he even brags about calling himself 'the King of the One-horned Si', I'm sorry, I've never seen such a big face, you have to teach it a lesson!"
Qingniu: ...Isn't it your name?
Han Zhongli was stared at by the big watery eyes of the gravel without blinking, but he had no choice but to beat Qingniu twice more.This beating didn't feel right, and he wondered, "Why is your skin so much tighter?" Then he beat it a few more times, "The elasticity is also better... Well, it's quite suitable for making beef balls."
Qingniu: QAQ
In his previous life, Han Zhongli was a boy who looked after cows in front of the Taishang Laojun. He accidentally let the green cows go down to cause chaos. He was demoted as a mortal and became a general of the Eastern Han Dynasty.After he became a fairy, in order to end the cause and effect, he went to find the green bull, and was about to take it to the sky and return it to the Taishang Laojun, when he didn't notice it, it broke free from the rope and ran down again.
Fortunately, no further catastrophe was caused, thanks to the high mana of this little goblin, otherwise the Dao fruit he had just cultivated would be confiscated.Han Zhongli was still afraid of thinking about it for a while, but he was also willing to follow Shi Zili's wishes, and found all kinds of excuses, and beat Qingniu from head to buttocks, and his palms hurt from the slap. He apologized again: "I'm really sorry little brother, after I deliver the green cattle to the master, I will return here, and invite little brother to drink and eat meat."
He had a good attitude, so Shi Zili didn't bother him too much, he waved his hand and said: "The Xian family doesn't have to be like this, the business is important, you can go quickly."
Han Zhongli was still embarrassed to leave here, and thought for a while: "In this way, I will express my heart and give some small gifts to my little brother." As he spoke, he made a magic formula, tapped it on a huge rock between the cliffs, and the huge rock turned into shining gold , which weighs more than a thousand catties.
Shi Zili, a poor student, was stunned. He took out his mobile phone and used his own calculator to calculate how much money he could exchange for gold, how many cards he could draw, and how much equipment he could give +10.
Han Zhongli said: "This is my exclusive creation of turning stone into gold, but unfortunately it can only last for 300 years."
Shi Zili woke up instantly, and it turned out that it was still a broken rock when it was really carried back to modern times.But after all, it was the kindness of others. After he was overjoyed and sad, he didn't know what expression to make, so he said lightly: "Thank you, Taoist priest, money is nothing but a possession outside the body. If I use it like gold, it will turn into a stone after 300 years. You will suffer big losses and benefit yourself at the expense of others, and I will not take it in my generation."
Han Zhongli was startled, and bowed in admiration to the end: "Little friend Gao Yi, I feel ashamed! I didn't think of this festival earlier, and since then, I will never use this little trick of turning stones into gold."
The two exchanged names, and Han Zhongli led the half-dead green cow into the clouds, and couldn't help but glance back when he reached the sky, but he saw that the land was full of golden fog, and that little friend Shi was really unmoved by the money. Nostalgia for destroying gold and stone is really a virtuous man.
The pebbles exploded into gold stones, not because he wanted to watch the fireworks fried with gold powder, but because the pages of Qiankun Book reminded him that there were new cards in this giant piece of gold.He had just picked up the card when he suddenly received a prompt: "Congratulations to the player for completing the [Appreciation of Han Zhongli] hidden task, and getting [Han Zhongli's red-headed rope]*1."
Shi Zili is simply inexplicable, he almost beat the cattle to death, he even lay down on the ground and pretended to beep, how did he get Han Zhongli's appreciation?As for the red-headed rope props, they were as useless as Lu Dongbin's red thread, so he didn't worry about it, and picked up the cards that appeared in the gold and stone fragments first.
"Congratulations to the player for getting the [Qiang·Dianshi Chengjin Hanzhongli] card, [Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, Each Shows Their Magical Powers] deck collection progress: 2/8."
Han Zhongli is so poor, so poor that it is really fresh and refined, but his half-hearted alchemy technique is really inappropriate.After Shi Zili put away the cards, he checked the attributes of the red-headed rope. It was really useless, and he wanted to put it together with [Lu Dongbin's red thread] so casually.
After pulling it out, he was stunned, the red line was still the same red line, but the attribute bar changed——
Equipment Name: Lu Dongbin's Red Line
Type: Jewelry
Attribute: Sword Immortal's token (one of them), activated in the event of "Five Swords".
Remarks: Burning incense and praying on the birthday of Master Lu Zu every year (April 100th in the lunar calendar) will open the trial of the Sword Tomb.Cooldown: 3 years.Number of uses: 3/[-].
It was only then that Shi Zili connected the cause and effect. He recited poems and collected five swords, which was far from reaching such momentum. I am afraid that in this red line there is Lu Dongbin's comprehension of kendo, and he has a natural understanding of all sword moves in the world. gain.Then I don't know where the move of Yue Wujian scratched Lu Dongbin's itch, and gave him the right of way to the sword mound.
It was a pity that he picked up the red thread.After all, Shi Zili is not a sword user, this thing fell into his hands, and the pearl was thrown secretly, it was really blind.But if you want to give it away generously, he really doesn't want to part with it. Neither Feng Yu nor Lian Xianren are sword wielders, and the rest of the people are far from that.
After thinking about it, he should keep it for himself first. Going to the sword mound is not necessarily for obtaining a sword, but for practicing and practicing. Anyway, there are three chances to use it.
Shi Zili went back to the town happily, and when he arrived at He Ji Tofu Square, he saw He Xiugu standing by the pot cooking something, and Feng Yu watched from the side with an extremely stern expression.
The two exchanged glances, and Shi Zili took his hand first: "Brother, let's become stronger together." Damn, I don't know what's stuck in my head, it's Schrödinger's brain tumor, who knows Whether it is benign or malignant, we must quickly find out the intention of the mysterious person.
"..." Feng Yu closed his eyes for a moment, "Yes." After a pause, "There will be no next time, I promise."
Shi Zili had already felt that he was in a bad mood today, so he didn't try to persuade him any more. The two sat on the beam of the house and talked for a while, head to head. This was the best medicine, and each other's emotions gradually eased.Shi Zili only recently discovered that when he was talking about love through voice transmission, he didn't say it out loud, and there was no outsider in the store. He Xiugu was very distracted, so he just said sticky words like he didn't want money.
He Tai went all the way to buy the goods and came back. As soon as he entered the door, he saw his daughter stirring something in the pot with a strainer. When she probed her head, she saw that the whole pot was covered with noodles, and they were all rotten.
He Xiugu murmured: "If I can also speak the spirit, why do I practice? I read "Luo Shen Fu" to myself a hundred times a day."
He Tai: "..." He and his wife had realized early on that the girl seemed to have a brain problem. She was fine when she was young, but it became more obvious as she grew older.
He couldn't eat the noodles anymore, he sighed, and wanted to move the goods at the door in first, but after taking two steps, he remembered that he should find a helper, Xiaoer Dianshi should be here.He Tai searched the store for a long time, but he couldn't find anyone, but he heard Shi Xiaoer's voice that was a hundred times sweeter than usual coming from above his head: "I like you so much."
He shivered, looked up, and saw a big living man sitting on the beam, Shi Xiaoer's head was still tilted, at first glance he seemed to be in someone's arms, he couldn't help laughing at the air.
He Tai shivered again
Shi Zili had already noticed that Lu Dongbin's aura was staying in the suburbs and he hadn't left. He Taihui would not be able to find his daughter, and because of the cover of his aura, he could invisiblely prevent ordinary people from investigating.
Even he couldn't sense the aura belonging to He Xiugu, but Lu Dongbin was as bright as a big light bulb in the dark night, and Shi Zili looked for it directly. From a distance, beside the stream, there was a hunched and kind-faced old Shou Weng, holding a flat peach to seduce his little girl.
Lu Dongbin: "Son, thank you for showing me the way. This peach is for you to eat."
He Xiugu shook her head: "Thank you grandpa, I don't like peaches, you can eat them yourself." Thirteen or fourteen years old was considered a big girl in ancient times, not to mention that she often helped her father in the tofu shop, so she was very vigilant.
The old man had a very familiar face, and his accent was not from a local. He was not familiar with the surrounding road conditions, and he didn't know where he came from, so he insisted on stuffing peaches for her to eat.
Occasionally, she would have some scary dreams, eat the candies given by passers-by, and go to remote places with passers-by. A dozen children crawled all over the ground.
With a big belly, a child on her back, a child in her arms, and two or three children rolling around her feet fighting, she had to hold the soles of her shoes against the sun.This scene was so powerful, He Xiugu saw that the old man kept tempting her to eat peaches, the more she thought about it, the more afraid she became, and she backed away again and again.
Just at this time, Brother Shi Xiaoer from the store came. He was in the prime of his life and could push the millstone all day without panting. He Xiugu hid behind him as if seeing a savior, and shed two tears without holding back.
Shi Zili condemned: "Smelly shameless!"
Lu Dongbin was very upset, so he sent a voice transmission to him: "How do you two teach children? This is a fairy peach. If you eat it, you can directly skip the stage of refining and transforming Qi, and go straight to the stage of refining Qi and transforming God. It is a great fortune to save her a hundred years of penance."
Shi Zili doesn't think there is anything wrong with him and Feng Yu's parenting methods, the world is too dangerous, it is definitely not a bad thing for children to be more vigilant.He was also very relieved that he didn't teach in vain, and said in his mouth: "Don't be afraid, brother will take you back."
Lu Dongbin resentfully threw the fairy peach over: "The dog bit Lu Dongbin, he doesn't know good people, so I send you off." Ever since he and Shi Zili met, they have been "dogs" and "dogs". The sentence blurted out logically, and it actually rhymed when he said it, he flicked his sleeves, turned his head and walked into the depths of the dense forest.
A line of reminders popped up in front of Shi Zili: Congratulations to the player for getting the [Male Dog Biting Lu Dongbin] card, [Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, each showing their magical powers] deck collection progress: 1/8.
For the time being, this card is just like Lu Dongbin's red line, it is useless, and the attribute column clearly indicates that only by collecting all eight cards into a set can the power be revealed.He didn't understand what the word "male" in the name meant, eight immortals, seven males and one female, could it be that there are seven male cards and one female card?What's the point?
While pondering, Shi Zili handed the flat peach to He Xiugu: "Eat it, he is gone, this peach should be fine."
He Xiugu insisted on refusing, and said with a smile, "This peach is sweet at first glance. Brother Shi, let's divide it."
Shi Zili didn't say much, and divided the flat peach into two petals, gave half to her, and held the other half in his hands first.
He Xiugu wanted to sniff it first, but the taste was so sweet that she couldn't help but eat it in two or three bites, the peach flesh melted in her mouth, full of fragrance.
Shi Zili handed over the other half, and said softly: "You have been missing for a long time, running in the mountains, you must be hungry, a peach is so delicious, I just look at it."
He Xiugu was right when she thought about it, how could the peaches given by the old man on the roadside be so delicious?Afraid that it was because of her unbearable hunger, she stopped being polite and ate the other half as well.
The whole peach was in her stomach, she was in a trance, her feet were floating three feet off the ground, she gasped in fright, the foul air entered her body, her body sank, and she fell back to the ground.
He Xiugu was stunned, but Shi Xiaoer next to him was very calm: "The old man is Lu Dongbin, the son of Chunyang. You have entered the immortal class, but the breath in your body is not pure. In addition to absorbing the essence of heaven and earth and meditating day and night, you should also take precepts." Eat meat and fish, only eat mica slices."
Mica flakes are a certain kind of mineral crystallization. If you eat them normally, you will go to the underworld instead of going to heaven to cultivate immortals. There is a mica mountain in the suburbs of Zengcheng County, and the mountain is rich in mica flakes.In fact, Shi Zili didn't understand the necessary connection between becoming a fairy and eating mica slices, but Feng Yu had exhausted his heart and blood to calculate that He Xiugu needed two props to become a fairy, one was flat peaches, and the other was mica slices.
"...Brother Shi?" He Xiugu's world view formed in the previous 13 years suddenly collapsed. She bumped into an old man in the forest.
Shi Zili smiled slightly, and did not answer her questions, but only taught some of the simplest human cultivation formulas.This is considered after-sales service. It should have been Lu Dongbin's complete package, but he left in anger and ignored it.
When the two returned to the tofu shop, it was already dark. He Tai was overjoyed to see his daughter returned safely.He Xiugu didn't mention the matter between the old man and Xiantao, let alone reveal Shi Zili's identity, she herself is still in a dream, half-believing, she needs to digest it carefully.
After three years like this, He Xiugu went to the Mica Mountain every day to collect mica and feed on it. She grew into icy muscles and bones, bright and charming, with a slim and graceful figure.
There are hundreds of girls in the family, and there is an endless stream of matchmakers who come to the door to say goodbye, and He Tai and his wife are also carefully selected.Naturally, He Xiugu is not willing to marry. She is determined to become a fairy, and she is struggling to find a suitable opportunity to have a showdown with her parents.
Compared to the little girl who is frowning these days, Shi Zili is in a very good mood. Yesterday He Xiugu quietly told him that in the novels, the gods have a magic weapon or something, and she is also thinking about how to make a magic weapon.
Emma, I have guarded you for more than ten or twenty years, what I have been waiting for is today!Shi Zili enthusiastically recommended some flowers and grasses to her, seemingly casually said: "Lotus, lotus, chrysanthemum and peony, girls hold them in their hands, they are beautiful and delicate."
But He Xiugu said: "I want someone who is not so beautiful and delicate, if only I was a little uglier, alas."
Girl, what you said Tera hated.Shi Zili is not very persuasive, he is not good at pointing fingers, and if he talks too much, he will arouse the little girl's rebellious heart.
Anyway, the lotus is a predestined thing, so there is no need to intervene, but he secretly placed a small bowl of water lilies by the window sill, watered and took care of them every day, and served them very carefully.Just in midsummer, the water lilies are also very competitive, slim and fragrant. He Xiugu walks by the window every day, and she can't help but get close to watch it.
Seeing the opening of the "Lian Xianren Cultivation Plan", Shi Zili was very excited. He never thought that after raising his elder brother with his own hands, he would have the opportunity to raise his elder master himself.
When he was in a good mood, he seemed to be more energetic in his work, and he hummed a little song while cleaning the soybeans, feeling at ease.At this time, the store was closed, and the two of them were preparing materials for opening tomorrow.
In stark contrast to him was He Xiugu who was on the side.She cooked a big pot of dumplings to reward Shi Xiaoer who worked hard, and when she picked up a spoonful of dumplings, she couldn't help sighing.
Halfway through scooping up the dumplings, suddenly bursts of allegro sounds came, accompanied by a young and cheerful voice: "Bamboo boards, come into the street, there are good deals on one street and two alleys. He also buys, sells, and has that." Pretense and signboard."
The sound got closer and closer, He Xiugu became more and more gloomy, and hesitated whether to close the store door, when she saw a young man with a head poking in from the door, singing "Shu Lai Bao" and smiling: "Sister He, give me a bowl of dumplings to eat , I’ve been hungry all day, it smells so good!”
This was Lan Caihe, a gangster from the street next door, He Xiugu gave him a piss, but still brought him a bowl of dumplings, and seeing him gobble it up, she hurriedly chased them out.Lan Caihe was still waiting for some sour words such as "The dumplings you cook taste like home", but felt that the girl was extremely powerful, and she picked him up like a chicken, and threw him out.
Shi Zili was amused: "If you don't like him, don't give him any good face. He even gave the dumplings to eat, he only thinks he has something to play."
He Xiugu said: "He has neither father nor mother, and we both grew up together, so it's not too embarrassing."
He Xiugu took the empty bowl and scooped it up for him again. Watching the strainer stirring in the pot, she sighed, "If all the troubles in the world were like dumplings, they would all be eaten together. Just pick it up, how good would it be?"
After all, she was taken aback for a moment, and there was bursts of music, flowers falling from the sky all over the shop.He Xiugu said excitedly: "That's right, I want to use this fence as a magic weapon to save all the troubles and annoyances in the world." There was a little red light between her brows, and her cultivation had risen to a small level.
The strainer is used by every family to scoop up dumplings and noodles. It is made of wicker, bamboo strips, etc. It is still used in later generations, and it is similar to a colander.He Xiugu's whole body was radiant, and she was so excited that she waved the strainer, as if the God of Cooking had come back to life.
"..." Shi Zili almost cried out, "Why don't you think about it again?" Lao Tzu traveled through the millennium, cat Da Tang for 20 years, and killed my master in the cradle with his own hands?
He was all right, but there was still a Fengyu voice in his heart: "Don't panic, I'm afraid that the opportunity has not come, and there is still room for turning around." It will appear here and now, and history cannot allow such paradoxes to exist.
Shi Zili waited for a long time in fear, but he did not receive a reminder that the mission failed.He regained his composure, and Fang calmly smiled and said, "Well, it's pretty good." Fortunately, he didn't hold a kitchen knife and "cut off three thousand threads of trouble".
"I also think it's pretty good." He Xiugu couldn't help but spend several nights painstakingly studying the thousand and one ways to use the strainer.
She has also entered the way of cultivating immortals now, and she has to find a remote and uninhabited place to use her supernatural powers.He Xiugu really loved this magic weapon, and she pulled the pebbles to discuss how to dance the fence so that it would not stain the mortal world, and be as graceful as a fairy.
Shi Zili really wanted to persuade her sincerely that the only way was to change the magic weapon, seeing her blushing with joy, he didn't say any disappointing words.He demonstrated several sets of classic square dance moves from later generations, and seeing that He Xiugu really liked it, he couldn't help applauding.
Such a young and beautiful girl who is as beautiful as a flower, how can she have such a simple magic weapon, and her aesthetics are also out of the aunt's style.Shi Zili squatted on the side and watched He Xiugu dance in the square, feeling very worried, suddenly noticed something was wrong, and looked up at the sky: "Who is spying on the clouds?"
It was a sunny day just now, but in the blink of an eye, it was cloudy, with gusts of cold wind, and a strange laughter came: "This little girl, with delicate skin and tender flesh, is just right to serve me wine!"
He Xiugu has eaten flat peaches, which are living elixir for walking. In the eyes of ogre monsters, they are a great tonic. Her cultivation is so shallow that she has no power to protect herself, and she has already attracted the monsters around her.However, Shi Zili appeared to protect her, and his cultivation in the Immortal Wandering Stage could deter many monsters.Of course, there are also those who are so stupid that they can't help it. Over the years, he and Feng Yuyu have secretly eliminated three or four waves of monsters.
This person who dared to come here alone, and made such a big noise, was extremely conceited of his own cultivation.Shi Zili has detected that this monster is in the middle stage of body tempering, and he is determined that it is still within the scope of defeating it.
He immediately sent a voice transmission to Feng Yu: "I'll solve it, brother, concentrate on cultivation." Feng Yu had a feeling last year. He hid in the Tang Palace and observed the flow of dragon energy. He is good.
Feng Yu had noticed half an hour earlier that the big demon king in the tempering stage was galloping towards Zengcheng County, and wanted to warn him, but he figured out that the monster was a pebble and could not be interrupted by others, so he turned back quietly and hid in the surrounding dense forest, Just in case.He didn't mention that he was nearby, he just said: "Then you should be more careful."
The monster was hidden in the clouds, and Shi Zili pointed out: "The big windmill is whistling and spinning, the scenery here is really beautiful, the sky is beautiful, the land is beautiful, and there are happy friends!"
This is the opening song of the CCTV Children's Channel "Big Windmill" program that once accompanied a generation of people growing up. Ten giant windmills rise from the ground, whizzing and blowing wind, sweeping away the dark clouds and restoring the sky and the earth to clarity.
The monsters in the clouds reveal their true faces. At this time, it is popular for monsters to incompletely transform into humans, mostly with human bodies and animal heads.This monster was as burly as a hill, with a pale black bull head and a single horn on the top of its head.
This appearance is not very recognizable, and any rhinoceros probably looks like this.Shi Zili thought that such a high level of cultivation would not make him an unknown person, so out of caution, he tore a piece of paper and wrote down the words "Authorization Talisman", and threw it over.
Before the appraiser got close to the monster, it was shattered by his snort.But Shi Zili also popped up a reminder, the name and origin were marked with "???", but the race was found out, and it was not the rhinoceros he thought, but the "blue ox".
If you want to say that the Qingniujing in the world really has a great name, Shi Zili shouted: "The King of One Horn!"
This is a monster described in "Journey to the West". Even Monkey King's golden cudgel was taken away, Han Nezha's Hot Wheels, Tota King's Pagoda, and Thor's Hammer could all be swallowed, forcing Monkey King to invite the Supreme Lord to surrender him.
The cow demon was stunned for a moment, and was overjoyed: "Okay, I like this name, and from today onwards, I will be the king of unicorns!"
While speaking, Shi Zili's gaze wandered over him several times, but he didn't see any analogue of diamond carving. The original book described it as a white iron ring.But it's hard to say, if people want to hide it in armor or a magic weapon of space, they won't be able to see it from the outside.
He decided to give it a try, and said in his mouth: "The courtiers and military uniforms, the king uses Zhan Lu." This poem means that the whole country is full of horses and horses. An emperor came on the cloud, holding a thick, black Zhan Lu Baojian, followed by thousands of troops and horses, all dressed in military uniforms and holding sharp weapons, roared and charged, rolling towards the green bull spirit, while the emperor stood beside Shi Zili, directing the thousands of troops to charge.
Shi Zili still didn't stop, and couldn't stop thinking: "The cold light out of the scabbard shocked the audience, but it's a pity that a thousand horses will be exchanged for two cities." In the allusion of Chunjun, another emperor came out holding a Chunjun sword, the sword body was full of brilliance, and the carvings were unpredictable.
"Wu Menhao, a strong man in Yannan, built a lead fish hidden knife in the middle of the building." The great assassin Zhuan Zhuan appeared with the fish intestine sword that assassinated King Liao of Wu. dagger.
"Then ordered the eternal Qingxia Temple, and the front of the Juque opened and the rear of the Juque opened." The Juque Sword is a big sword with a thick blade and an extremely sharp edge.
During the Spring and Autumn Period, Ou Zhizi cast five swords for the King of Yue, Zhanlu, Chunjun, Shengxie, Yuchang, and Juque, known as the Five Swords of Yue in history.Now I have gathered four pieces, and the ink in the gravel belly is limited, and I can't think of any poems describing the "Shengxie" sword. Therefore, Ou Zhizi did not cast the whole sword, but only half cast it, which is a broken sword.
He conveniently drew a broken sword on the page of the Qiankun Book, with the word "Shengxie" written on the body of the sword, and a villain holding the sword, with the word "Son of Heaven" written on the body.Then another emperor came out holding the sword.
This counterfeit version of Shengxie Sword cannot compare with the momentum of the other four swords, but the five swords coexist in the world, producing some kind of mysterious induction. The three swords of Jun and Yuchang approached one after another, becoming one with it.
The Qingniujing had already devoured the thousands of troops and horses summoned by the first line of the poem. He chewed and swallowed the weapons and armor. He didn't care at all. He only thought that the little monster was frightened. No matter how flattered he is, he is still a mortal thing, how could he hurt him?
When the two swords merged into one, he unknowingly raised his head, when the three swords merged into one, he showed a ferocious face, charged up his strength, and rushed halfway, the four swords merged into one, the hair on the back of the green bull spirit stood on end, and he let out a moo The moo cow screamed, turned into the body of a cow, turned around and ran away.
Four Swords chased after him, but they were still a bit slower than Qingniu Jing.After all, it is a mount class, and the skill points are basically for speed.
Shi Zili hastily poured the rest of his magic power into Shengxie Sword, forced it to catch up with the four swords, and tried to connect with them, but every time he approached, he was bounced away by the supreme power like a small shrimp swimming against the current.
Not to mention that the Shengxie sword became darker and darker after being shaken, even the stones and gravels were backlashed and spat out two mouthfuls of blood.He was quite wronged, originally he wanted to summon more swords, the power doesn't need to be too great, it's enough to force the Qingniu to use the diamond carving, let's see if he steals this treasure in this trip.
With a playful mentality, he assembled the five swords of Yue, and he summoned them casually without seeing Shengxie. Unexpectedly, the five swords formed a formation and drained most of his mana by himself.If this attack misses, with his remaining sporadic magic power, it will be difficult to compete with this green bull, so he has no choice but to keep doing one thing and put all his treasures on this one move.
Reluctantly, the Shengxie Sword was too weak, Shi Zili gritted his teeth, the Dantian Qinglong Galaxy burst into light, and turned into a golden dragon, swimming among the meridians and flesh.He recited the "Worship to General Ou Zhizi" aloud: "Wuyue Spring and Autumn, the sword master's magic skills. At the foot of Qinxi Mountain, beside the Jianchi Lake. The Big Dipper is shining, and the dragon is hidden in the Yuan. The dragon's light is nine domains, and the sword spirit is eternal. Great, General Merit!"
This is the special feature film "Longquan Sword" filmed by CCTV. When worshiping the ancestors in front of the Ouzhizi Temple, the chief priest read it out.Shi Zili deleted the part that focused on the Longquan sword, and after finishing the recitation, he said again: "Shi Zili, my junior, please help me, General!"
The Shengxie Sword suddenly released a strange, evil spirit, and a wave of great ominous opportunity swept over the sky and covered the sky, dyeing the surroundings bloody.The other four swords were not to be outdone, and they bloomed with divine light, returning the clarity of the world with their pictures.
The blood light collided with the divine light, like a fish entering water, blending with each other, the fish intestine sword and the Zhanlu sword separated, and the body of the Shengxie sword was inserted obliquely, turning into a giant sword, slanting across the sky and the earth.
The golden little dragon swam all over Shi Zili's body, entering between his eyebrows.It was at this very moment that the body of the sword shook slowly, with a very small amplitude, and the green bull that had fled for tens of miles quietly exploded into blood mist. Blocked in all directions, there is no way out, and there are waves of desperate and unwilling roars.
Shi Zili heard a soft sigh in his ear, and the tone was somewhat familiar.The violent heaven and earth aura became tame in an instant, and Qingniu's spirit seemed to be drawn by a great force, turning into a ball of light spots without any resistance.The blood mist all over the sky closed towards the light spot and turned into a green bull again.
The green bull was docile and prostrated itself on the grass, burying its head in a submissive gesture, not daring to breathe.
A voice sounded in his mind, quite reproachful: "You child, you are fooling around. This green ox accompanied me to the west of Hangu Pass, and he has great merit. If you kill it, you may be backlashed by the karma of heaven. Can you hold it back?"
A flash of inspiration flashed in Shi Zili's mind: "Aren't you, aren't you the one in the sky?" As soon as he uttered the word "Extreme", he felt that something was wrong and hurriedly changed his words.
The voice ignored it, and said to itself: "Forget it, you are also unintentional. It is this Qingniu who escaped to the lower realm. I am wronged. I think I won't care about your child." Then he stopped making a sound, and let Shi Zili call in every possible way. Didn't respond either.
Qingniu can eat them, and they are allowed to resist, but if they resist too much and kill Qingniu, it is absolutely impossible.In fact, the atmosphere in the cultivation world is like this, monsters with backgrounds are always more arrogant, and Sun Dasheng dare not provoke them.
Shi Zili didn't care about this, he was terrified, why did Emperor Aurora seem to live in his mind, and appeared in time to prevent the catastrophe from happening? After a meal.
This idea also changed, this is not the time to think about these things.He looked at the green bull and saw that there was still a copper ring hanging on the cow's nose, so he stretched out his hand tentatively to pull it.Qing Niu stood up with strength, and mooed twice obediently.
Shi Zili heaved a sigh of relief, and turned to look at He Xiugu: "Don't tell Brother Feng about this." To prevent his senior brother from worrying.
After He Xiugu ate the flat peaches, Feng Yu showed up a few times. He preferred to be the hero who hid behind his back and made up dreams for the little girl. It was mainly Shi Zili who dealt with her face to face.
He Xiugu nodded timidly, swallowed her saliva, and couldn't help saying: "Brother Shi, so you are so powerful..." Although she didn't know that the green bull was the mount of the ancestor of the real god, she could see the power of the five swords with her own eyes. see.She also didn't hear the mysterious voice speaking, and she thought it was Shi Zili who killed the person with one move and saved him with another move.
——A cow, a real cow, read poems to kill and save the enemy, live and die as you like.He Xiugu was fascinated: "If only I could be this good."
Shi Zili pretended to be looking at the river and mountains, and pulled out a word that did not exist in this season: "Feather fan and scarf, while talking and laughing, the mast and oar are wiped out in ashes."
He was still wearing the shop waiter's clothes, which didn't match the mood of the poem at all, but it didn't prevent He Xiugu from nodding her head like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Shi Zili took the opportunity to teach her a few words, the beauty of the moves is very important.I haven't seen a second talent like mine so far. You can't learn it, but you can still work hard in other directions, such as replacing the fence with a lotus or something.
In fact, both of them were still in shock, and after talking casually, they led Qingniu to Zengcheng County.Walking to the edge of the stream, there was a white shadow standing by the edge of the stream in the distance, Shi Zili was startled: "Brother, why are you back?"
Feng Yu had sensed a change in the aura of the world in the forest and wanted to rush over, but he was immobilized by his great supernatural power. At this time, he had to say a word, and he could stop himself. His face was pale, his lips trembled slightly, and he said after a long while: " Who did it?"
The power of the trick was out of control, but it was dispelled quietly. Feng Yu knew that this person's level of cultivation was unimaginable.
"Birds, snakes, turtles, tigers." Shi Zili used four characters to refer to the four-character formation against heaven and destiny. Although he did not reveal the truth to Principal Penglai and Master Maoshan, he told Feng Yu afterwards that the mysterious person It is very likely that it is the Emperor Aurora who is not tolerated by the world, neither of them dare to investigate further.
The Dao is vast, and all living beings are ants.It's just a joke to be number one in the three schools and an unborn genius.Feng Yu clenched his fists hard, then slowly released them, his complexion returned to normal.He glanced at the sky and said, "I'll take Miss He back first."
Shi Zili followed and turned around to look, only to see a figure approaching rapidly from the horizon.It is too far away to see the shape clearly, but he is wearing a blue Taoist robe, with two bulges on the top of his head, one on the left and one on the right.
He immediately thought: "I'm afraid it's a boy watching cattle under the seat of the Taishang Laojun?" Two buns, what a typical boy's attire.
It's okay this time, Qingniu caught up as soon as he ran, and he stopped the loss in time. It was much better than sleeping for seven days and seven nights in "Journey to the West", and Qingniu made trouble in the lower realm for seven years.
But it doesn't prevent him from teaching this kid some lessons, even a cow is not good, how did he get the position of civil servant in the Heavenly Court, did he go through the back door?In front of the little girl he raised since he was a child, he didn't want to show his ferocious side, and said softly: "Hey, follow your Brother Feng, I'll go back right away."
Feng Yu led the small oil bottle away, Shi Zili clenched his fists, seeing that person approaching, the more he looked at it, the more he looked wrong, his brows were squeezed into two fleshy lumps: "Ah?"
It wasn't the cute, three-headed and small lady in his imagination at all. This was an eight-foot burly man with open breasts and breasts, and a big belly.If you look closely at him, he is not bad, with handsome eyes and a beautiful beard, he is also a masculine and handsome man after tidying up, but he has two small horns on the top of his head, and his body is fresh and green.
With this figure, this face and such a dress, he can make his debut as a "Thor" combination with ladybread, an Australian bearded uncle with double ponytails, maid outfit, and thick chest hair.
Shi Zili's eyes were stinging, and he almost burst into tears. He covered his face unconsciously: "Spicy eyes." Immediately afterwards, he was ashamed of his narrow aesthetics. It's his business to wear what he likes. Confidence is beauty. As long as you dress happily, he is too superficial.
He also guessed the identity of this person, Han Zhongli, the second person among the Eight Immortals, his real name is Zhongliquan, he is the general of the Eastern Han Dynasty, "Zhongliquan of the Eastern Han Dynasty", referred to as Han Zhongli, he was defeated in a certain army and turned to practice Taoism and become an immortal Afterwards, it was directly named after it.
Han Zhongli smiled all over his face, he didn't look at Qingniu, he just stared at the gravel, he was relieved to see that he was unharmed: "I'm sorry, brother, this is my Qingniu. Didn't hurt you?"
He was secretly amazed, this little guy is just a little demon king, can he restrain Qingniu without a hair?It needs to be known that although Qingniu is an animal, it is in the immortal class. If there is a decent immortal, it is not a problem to bully the big demon king and demon emperor level figures in the lower realm.
Shi Zili pounced on the ground, crying and shouting: "Why didn't I get hurt, your old cow almost beat me to death, you pay me, you pay me!" He spat out two liters of blood while talking.
Han Zhongli: "..."
He looked at Qingniu suspiciously, there were two bubbles of tears in Qingniu's big eyes, and he was circling anxiously, it was the one whose body was completely destroyed by the bomb, okay?You can't just assume that it hasn't been hurt just because you can't see any traces on it now!
Damn, are you the only one who can cry or roll?Qingniu just squatted on the ground and flopped all over the ground, stirring up grass clippings and dust, causing Han Zhongli to slap it twice: "What's the fuss! Can you justify hurting someone?"
Shi Zili said: "This Qingniu is so arrogant, he even brags about calling himself 'the King of the One-horned Si', I'm sorry, I've never seen such a big face, you have to teach it a lesson!"
Qingniu: ...Isn't it your name?
Han Zhongli was stared at by the big watery eyes of the gravel without blinking, but he had no choice but to beat Qingniu twice more.This beating didn't feel right, and he wondered, "Why is your skin so much tighter?" Then he beat it a few more times, "The elasticity is also better... Well, it's quite suitable for making beef balls."
Qingniu: QAQ
In his previous life, Han Zhongli was a boy who looked after cows in front of the Taishang Laojun. He accidentally let the green cows go down to cause chaos. He was demoted as a mortal and became a general of the Eastern Han Dynasty.After he became a fairy, in order to end the cause and effect, he went to find the green bull, and was about to take it to the sky and return it to the Taishang Laojun, when he didn't notice it, it broke free from the rope and ran down again.
Fortunately, no further catastrophe was caused, thanks to the high mana of this little goblin, otherwise the Dao fruit he had just cultivated would be confiscated.Han Zhongli was still afraid of thinking about it for a while, but he was also willing to follow Shi Zili's wishes, and found all kinds of excuses, and beat Qingniu from head to buttocks, and his palms hurt from the slap. He apologized again: "I'm really sorry little brother, after I deliver the green cattle to the master, I will return here, and invite little brother to drink and eat meat."
He had a good attitude, so Shi Zili didn't bother him too much, he waved his hand and said: "The Xian family doesn't have to be like this, the business is important, you can go quickly."
Han Zhongli was still embarrassed to leave here, and thought for a while: "In this way, I will express my heart and give some small gifts to my little brother." As he spoke, he made a magic formula, tapped it on a huge rock between the cliffs, and the huge rock turned into shining gold , which weighs more than a thousand catties.
Shi Zili, a poor student, was stunned. He took out his mobile phone and used his own calculator to calculate how much money he could exchange for gold, how many cards he could draw, and how much equipment he could give +10.
Han Zhongli said: "This is my exclusive creation of turning stone into gold, but unfortunately it can only last for 300 years."
Shi Zili woke up instantly, and it turned out that it was still a broken rock when it was really carried back to modern times.But after all, it was the kindness of others. After he was overjoyed and sad, he didn't know what expression to make, so he said lightly: "Thank you, Taoist priest, money is nothing but a possession outside the body. If I use it like gold, it will turn into a stone after 300 years. You will suffer big losses and benefit yourself at the expense of others, and I will not take it in my generation."
Han Zhongli was startled, and bowed in admiration to the end: "Little friend Gao Yi, I feel ashamed! I didn't think of this festival earlier, and since then, I will never use this little trick of turning stones into gold."
The two exchanged names, and Han Zhongli led the half-dead green cow into the clouds, and couldn't help but glance back when he reached the sky, but he saw that the land was full of golden fog, and that little friend Shi was really unmoved by the money. Nostalgia for destroying gold and stone is really a virtuous man.
The pebbles exploded into gold stones, not because he wanted to watch the fireworks fried with gold powder, but because the pages of Qiankun Book reminded him that there were new cards in this giant piece of gold.He had just picked up the card when he suddenly received a prompt: "Congratulations to the player for completing the [Appreciation of Han Zhongli] hidden task, and getting [Han Zhongli's red-headed rope]*1."
Shi Zili is simply inexplicable, he almost beat the cattle to death, he even lay down on the ground and pretended to beep, how did he get Han Zhongli's appreciation?As for the red-headed rope props, they were as useless as Lu Dongbin's red thread, so he didn't worry about it, and picked up the cards that appeared in the gold and stone fragments first.
"Congratulations to the player for getting the [Qiang·Dianshi Chengjin Hanzhongli] card, [Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, Each Shows Their Magical Powers] deck collection progress: 2/8."
Han Zhongli is so poor, so poor that it is really fresh and refined, but his half-hearted alchemy technique is really inappropriate.After Shi Zili put away the cards, he checked the attributes of the red-headed rope. It was really useless, and he wanted to put it together with [Lu Dongbin's red thread] so casually.
After pulling it out, he was stunned, the red line was still the same red line, but the attribute bar changed——
Equipment Name: Lu Dongbin's Red Line
Type: Jewelry
Attribute: Sword Immortal's token (one of them), activated in the event of "Five Swords".
Remarks: Burning incense and praying on the birthday of Master Lu Zu every year (April 100th in the lunar calendar) will open the trial of the Sword Tomb.Cooldown: 3 years.Number of uses: 3/[-].
It was only then that Shi Zili connected the cause and effect. He recited poems and collected five swords, which was far from reaching such momentum. I am afraid that in this red line there is Lu Dongbin's comprehension of kendo, and he has a natural understanding of all sword moves in the world. gain.Then I don't know where the move of Yue Wujian scratched Lu Dongbin's itch, and gave him the right of way to the sword mound.
It was a pity that he picked up the red thread.After all, Shi Zili is not a sword user, this thing fell into his hands, and the pearl was thrown secretly, it was really blind.But if you want to give it away generously, he really doesn't want to part with it. Neither Feng Yu nor Lian Xianren are sword wielders, and the rest of the people are far from that.
After thinking about it, he should keep it for himself first. Going to the sword mound is not necessarily for obtaining a sword, but for practicing and practicing. Anyway, there are three chances to use it.
Shi Zili went back to the town happily, and when he arrived at He Ji Tofu Square, he saw He Xiugu standing by the pot cooking something, and Feng Yu watched from the side with an extremely stern expression.
The two exchanged glances, and Shi Zili took his hand first: "Brother, let's become stronger together." Damn, I don't know what's stuck in my head, it's Schrödinger's brain tumor, who knows Whether it is benign or malignant, we must quickly find out the intention of the mysterious person.
"..." Feng Yu closed his eyes for a moment, "Yes." After a pause, "There will be no next time, I promise."
Shi Zili had already felt that he was in a bad mood today, so he didn't try to persuade him any more. The two sat on the beam of the house and talked for a while, head to head. This was the best medicine, and each other's emotions gradually eased.Shi Zili only recently discovered that when he was talking about love through voice transmission, he didn't say it out loud, and there was no outsider in the store. He Xiugu was very distracted, so he just said sticky words like he didn't want money.
He Tai went all the way to buy the goods and came back. As soon as he entered the door, he saw his daughter stirring something in the pot with a strainer. When she probed her head, she saw that the whole pot was covered with noodles, and they were all rotten.
He Xiugu murmured: "If I can also speak the spirit, why do I practice? I read "Luo Shen Fu" to myself a hundred times a day."
He Tai: "..." He and his wife had realized early on that the girl seemed to have a brain problem. She was fine when she was young, but it became more obvious as she grew older.
He couldn't eat the noodles anymore, he sighed, and wanted to move the goods at the door in first, but after taking two steps, he remembered that he should find a helper, Xiaoer Dianshi should be here.He Tai searched the store for a long time, but he couldn't find anyone, but he heard Shi Xiaoer's voice that was a hundred times sweeter than usual coming from above his head: "I like you so much."
He shivered, looked up, and saw a big living man sitting on the beam, Shi Xiaoer's head was still tilted, at first glance he seemed to be in someone's arms, he couldn't help laughing at the air.
He Tai shivered again
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