I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Penglai Xianjia Academy is the base camp of demon cultivators in the Celestial Dynasty. There is a very special semi-compulsory course in Penglai called Demon History, which is not offered by the other two academies.The reason why it is called a "semi-compulsory course" is that all demon cultivators must take enough credits for this course every semester, but there is no such requirement for human monks, it is just an ordinary elective course.

At any rate, after seven semesters, Shi Zili knew very well that before the Ming and Qing Dynasties, the status of demon cultivators was very low, and they were simply trying to survive in the cracks. Many human monks accumulated merit by slaying demons and demons.It’s not all due to the prejudices of the world. In fact, before the human race attained the Dao, they basically established a universal morality through secular education, and their actions would not be too outrageous. However, there are few decent people in the demon cultivators. People, bloodthirsty rampant.

During the Tang and Song Dynasties, monsters were synonymous with eating people and drinking blood. Many monsters and ghosts recorded in "Journey to the West" were based on the notorious big monsters in the Tang Dynasty.When Shi Zili and Feng Yu went out to play, they also encountered monsters that caused disasters twice, but their cultivation was mediocre, and they were killed in a few or two moves.

From the mouths of the local monsters, it can be known that Shi Zili was already considered a little demon king in the early stages of his imaginary journey, while Feng Yu, who was in the early stage of body tempering, was a real big demon king.

The man in front of him looks restrained, at first glance he seems to be in the early stage of fugue, but he has a light and unpredictable aura, maybe it is a body quenching stage pretending to be a fugue stage, he is afraid that he has cultivated for a thousand years, hiding in this small county , I am afraid that the picture is too big.

Shi Zili stared at him for three seconds, then said nonsense: "I watch the sun during the day and the stars and the moon at night, this girl from the tofu shop has the fate of a fairy, so I came all the way to serve her, accumulate merit, and become a fairy soon. "

The swordsman wondered: "You have big plans." The human race in this period only lived as monsters to eat people and satisfy their appetites, or worked hard to be a monster emperor and lead a group of monsters to cause harm to the world.Occasionally there are one or two good demons, such as rabbit spirits and apricot demons, who are gentle in nature. They just want to find a handsome scholar or a beautiful lady. They will be a happy couple for the rest of their lives.

Shi Zili sighed: "It was all forced. My wife's elder brother stuck out his tongue to show off under Erlang Zhenjun, and got the official job position in the Heavenly Court. The family belongs to me and has no future. My wife talks about me every day." @门天狗, Borrowing the name of the Great Immortal, I will temporarily give you a younger brother who swallows the moon dog. Don't blame it, don't blame it.

The swordsman laughed, just as if the monster was talking nonsense, he pinched his fingers and gave a soft "Huh", his expression turned serious, he took out a compass, recited the formula, calculated carefully, and said after a while, "This girl's fate is really different and strange."

Glancing at Shi Zili, he didn't say a word, He Xiugu's fortune was mediocre, but since she landed, two auras of nobility have been intertwined with her.She was born with the help of a nobleman, which reversed the direction of her fate.

Two noble spirits... The swordsman's heart twitched, he was afraid that the little demon king had other companions, maybe that big monster was his wife.Dare to use the name of the roaring dog, there is always some background, but the dog demon?Strange, dog demons and cat demons have special smells, why is there no dog smell here?

He couldn't figure it out, with a calm expression on his face, he smiled and said: "You have some real skills, if you figure out who I am, if you can figure it out correctly, I will let you go today."

This is a sub question.Shi Zili opened his mouth and came: "Chunyangzi Lu Dongbin, walking around the world in a yellow robe with a broken sword on his back, I not only know who you are, but also what you are most afraid of."

"...Oh?" The swordsman - Lu Dongbin's eyes flickered.

Shi Zili showed him the page of the Qiankun book, on which was written "Absolute Truth·Single Dog's Fury".

Lu Dongbin suddenly turned his head and drew his long sword out of its sheath, but the target was not the vicious dog monster he imagined, but a group of small dogs, rushing up one after another.He hurriedly withdrew his sword, and was at a loss for a while, so he lowered his head silently, watching the puppies holding his sleeves and trousers in their mouths, biting them non-stop, and making low threatening sounds in their mouths.

Lu Dongbin: "???"

Shi Zili complained to Qiankun Shuye: "What are you doing? I wrote so many characters to make a big move, and you just fooled me with a Chinese pastoral dog? If you don't want to summon a roaring dog, you should get a Tibetan mastiff, a bulldog or something. It’s super fierce—it doesn’t matter how bad it is, you can get an adult dog.”

He originally thought that if a dog bites Lu Dongbin, Lu Dongbin's resistance to the dog should be negative, and if he summons a dog to attack, the lethality must be doubled.As a result, looking at the group of puppies, they couldn't bite through Lu Dongbin's protective shield at all, and one of them bit down, and even broke its baby teeth, rolling on the ground whining and whimpering.

Qiankun Shuye also complained, and he felt wronged: "At this time, there are the most native dogs, and you have to add the restriction of 'single dogs'. Humans in the Tang Dynasty got married early, let alone dogs, which can be bred at the age of one or two. , how can there be so many singles? You should be like you, and you didn’t find a partner until you were 60.”

Shi Zili was furious: "What's wrong with me looking for a partner at the age of 60? I'm just a baby! I don't even look at how many old bachelors in the cultivation world, Wujia Daxian is still a virgin! I just worked hard to raise Bi Fang, a stupid bird." , There are still a lot of children waiting to be fed. I have contributed so much to the cultivation of blood in the cultivation world, Teacher He even said that he would send me a pennant, and wrote the letter 'Superborn Little Expert'!"

Lu Dongbin was very happy to see Shi Zili bickering with his talisman. He sat on the ground and grabbed a handful of soybeans from the table to chew as a snack.These days, there is actually no such saying as "a dog bites Lu Dongbin, and one does not know a good heart".

After he finished eating a handful of soybeans, he felt an aura sweeping over in a state of covering the sky and covering the entire Zengcheng County.Affected by the overflowing magic power, the people in the small town fell limply to the ground and fell into a deep sleep.

"..." Lu Dongbin swallowed the soy dregs slowly, "No wonder you procrastinated on purpose." He was talking nonsense and acting, and his singing and writing were excellent, so he was waiting for reinforcements.

Feng Yu fell from the sky with cold eyes.On the way back from the two of them playing, Shi Zili dropped a sentence of "broken", and then disappeared. He hurried back, seeing that the junior brother had to stand on his feet, he let go of his heart.

This person is not a dog demon, he doesn't even have a demonic aura, he is dignified and upright, with a hint of righteousness from the immortal family.Lu Dongbin was amazed: "I don't know who is my teacher? You are a human cultivator, how can you keep company with monsters?"

Although Shi Zili felt that Lu Dongbin had no malicious intentions, he could not let the initiative be held in other people's hands. Once Feng Yu arrived, his weight was greatly increased.He was together with Feng Yu, and kissed Feng Yu's cheek with his head.

Feng Yu didn't expect this move, his expression was strange, but his eyes softened: "What?"

Dog abuse, my trick is called the anger of a single dog, isn't the more angry the more lethal?Shi Zili was somewhat reconciled, he spent a lot of mana to summon the puppy, so it couldn't be useless at all.

However, the abuse may have been a bit ruthless, the blood tanks of the single dogs all over the ground were emptied, and only heard a few "boom", "boom" and "boom", all of them turned into white mist and disappeared.Shi Zili sighed.

Lu Dongbin has already made up a 20-word drama in his head. This little Taoist priest has a celestial appearance. I don’t know which old and immortal proud student has a secret relationship with this little monster. The two fled to Zengcheng County to live, and took the tofu vendor’s daughter. When the biological daughter is raised, it is just an excuse why this girl has the fate of a fairy.

There are also plots such as the teacher's incompatibility, the brothers turning against each other, the monster chase and kill, etc. He is a straight man and is not interested in love stories. The table applauded.

When going to the movies, you have to eat something to be perfect. Lu Dongbin ate up a sack of soybeans, still not satisfied, stood up, and sighed: "Well, I am not that old-fashioned guardian who takes killing demons and demons as his duty. You two As long as people don't do harm to the people, they can be accommodated in the world." After searching for a long time, he took out a flat peach, which he planted to eat with wine, and there was only one left in a tree, so he was reluctant to give it away, so he bought another Pulling a red string, "I'll see you off."

The image of Lv Dongbin in folklore is that of swordsman, wine fairy, poetry fairy, and sex fairy. He is a prodigal son with many names.Shi Zili had heard about all these things, but he really didn't know that this person also worked part-time as a moon elder. He took the red thread hesitantly, watched him fling his robe, and left in the clouds.

Shi Zili looked confused: "I don't know why, what's wrong with this person?" Put the red line into Qiankun Small World, and click to view the properties.

Equipment Name: Lu Dongbin's Red Line

Type: Jewelry

attribute: none

Remarks: Lu Dongbin was frustrated in love and was jealous of lovers all over the world. All couples who went to Lu Dongbin Temple to worship would be separated.If you bring this item to worship Lu Dongbin Temple, you will not be affected by this.

Shi Zili: "..." Damn it, it's no wonder that "Single Dog's Anger" has zero lethality. This man is the originator of single dogs.

This is the first piece of really useless equipment that Shi Zili got. Su Wu's shepherd's whip and ram's milk are both very useful. This red thread is purely a decorative item, and it would be too disgusting to use it to braid He Xiugu. The rustic kind.

Feng Yu doesn't care about these things, as long as he gets out, he just asks: "He didn't hurt you, did he?"

"No, this man changed a lot of tofu, and turned me back in time into soybeans. Then he ate all the soybeans and left." Shi Zili suddenly became excited when he said this, "I, I, I, I Think of a way to turn back time!"

When he was competing in martial arts among the three schools, he realized a trick "Where does time go", which can stop time.When he returned to the Tang Dynasty this time, he also felt something in his heart. He was slowly groping for how to turn back time, but he was frightened by Lu Dongbin and succeeded in performing it in one go.

While they were chatting, the little girl He Xiugu got separated from her parents in the field and lost her way in the forest. Seeing that it was getting dark, she was so anxious that she burst into tears.

Lu Dongbin probed to see that this little girl had a somewhat familiar aura, wasn't she the girl from that tofu shop?Her fate is extremely strange, and she does have the appearance of becoming a fairy.The most wonderful thing is that this girl has a relationship with him as a colleague.

He went through all the pockets on his body again, and there was only a flat peach left. Gritting his teeth, he manipulated the clouds to float down slowly, turning into an old man, with a flat peach on his back, and said with a kind smile, "little girl, why are you crying?"

The author has something to say: Lu Dongbin: Come here, little sister, and uncle will feed you (kan) flat (jin) peaches (yu)

He Xiugu: No date, uncle, we don't have a date

ps: There are many theories about how He Xiugu became a fairy. This article adopts the setting of eating Lu Dongbin's fairy peach