I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Shi Zili searched the Internet for a while, and after fully understanding which animals have forked tongues, the sky has darkened, and Feng Yu has not yet returned.

As soon as his drowsiness was brewing, his body felt a cool touch. There was a cold-blooded animal wrapping around him layer by layer, and the tip of its tongue couldn't stop licking his body.The animal kept asking with unspeakable expectations: "Little Shitou, when will you be able to transform?" The voice was much greener than Feng Yu's.

This should not be a dream, but more like a flashback of a memory fragment from an earlier time.Shi Zili struggled to open his eyes, his legs fluttering.The pages of the Qiankun book were ejected, the pages trembled, emitting a soft brilliance, and sucked him in completely.

After half a cup of tea, Feng Yu pushed the door open and entered, seeing the dead silence in the room, turned on the light and saw that there was no one there, and didn't know where the pebbles had gone, a little disappointed, thought for a while, couldn't hold back the agitation in his heart, took out The phone came and sent a WeChat message: Come back soon, I have something to tell you.

Feng Yu expected this secret to be rotten in his heart, but he didn't expect that Shi Zili would slowly remember it, it was God's will, let them be a pair of dogs and boys, a pair made in heaven, a pair made in heaven.

He sent a WeChat message for a long time, but there was no reply. He felt strange. When he dialed Shi Zili, an electronic female voice reminded him: "The user you dialed is not in the service area, please try again later."

After a while, when Shi Zili came to his senses, he found himself in the air, falling like a cannonball. He hurriedly stabilized his body and looked around, but it was a dense forest. The air in the forest was extremely humid and sticky. Yes, the clothes quickly absorb moisture and stick to the skin.

What the hell is this place? I don't sleepwalk when I sleep.Shi Zili broke a branch, threw it casually, and walked towards the direction indicated by the branch. After walking for three days, he still didn't find the second intelligent creature. Seeing that it was getting dark and walking was really boring, he stopped Rest, bury the fire and cook.

He put his hands into his sleeves, touched them around, and asked curiously, "I remember bringing a lighter?"

He stuffed a lot of common things like lighters, snacks, pots and pans in his sleeves in case of emergencies, but after touching them today, there were a lot less.Shi Zili even opened a bag of potato chips to eat before going to bed in the dormitory, and stuffed half of the bag back. He remembered it very clearly, but it was gone.

He stayed for a while, and suddenly sang "Xi Shua Shua" by Hua'er Band: "Take mine and send it back to me, eat mine and spit it out for me, the record in the twinkling red star has become the dialogue at this time , make up for what you owe me, and hand over what you stole from me~"

The singing sounded in the forest, and the yellow and silver stars above the head all turned into red five-pointed stars, trembling in the sky, and fell to the forest one after another.

Shi Zili waited in peace for a few minutes, and then something came out from between the trees, brown and yellow, only as high as his knees, clutching his head and moaning: "Give it back to you, give it all back to you, don't hit me!" During this time, the five-pointed star continued to fall and hit it on the head.

This animal has a pointed nose and a thin mouth, small and pointed ears, a long beard, and a big tail. There are two circles of black areas around the eyes, blinking black peas, and arching its little paws with tears in it. "It's me, Meng Lang, please forgive me." He said and put out all the things he had stolen.

It was the first time for a little monster like Shi Zili to be called a "big fairy". This flattery made him feel smooth, and looking at the image of this monster, it was clearly a little raccoon. A pack of raccoon crispy noodles came: "I'm here for you." If you can see the crispy noodles eating crispy noodles, Emma, ​​you really should take a picture as a souvenir.

The raccoon spirit was very sad: "I don't want it, it's all a lie." The raccoon has a habit of getting water to wash before eating, which is also the origin of the name raccoon.

He unpacked the delicious-looking marshmallows, and they disappeared after soaking in the water. After soaking the package, he found nothing. He was scratching his head and looking for it in the lake, when the stars in the sky fell down. The chickens can't eat the rice, and I feel deeply desolate.

Shi Zili asked him to sit down, and wondered: "How did you steal my things?" This is a little demon who has not yet transformed. He has just opened up his spiritual intelligence not long ago, and he is not proficient in human language.The gap between the cultivation bases of the two sides is too large, logically, he shouldn't be unaware that so many supplies were stolen.

There is also a raccoon spirit in Penglai School, known as the "rogue raccoon". For the foreign students who come here, there is not much interaction between the two sides.

The raccoon spirit showed its front paws: "To tell you the truth, this is my race's supernatural power, which can sneak into other people's sleeves without being noticed." With any special moves, Shi Zili's PSP appeared in his paws, panting with exhaustion, "It's just stealing something too big, it will consume more mana."

No wonder, the aunt in the cafeteria wondered why there was no food every day, and set up a few tricks, but she didn't catch the raccoon spirit on the spot.Shi Zili suddenly realized, and asked, "Where is this place?" He quietly wrote on the page of the Qiankun Book, "Lying will make your nose grow longer."

The raccoon spirit is not surprised that he is mentally handicapped, and accompanied him carefully and said: "This is the land of Dai, the southwest is ruled by a big snake, and the entire water vein is his territory; the northwest is filled with green and white miasma all the year round. Daxian should not go there when he is free, he can't get out of it, and he will die within a few days. But the most powerful one is the black bear spirit in the northeast. Unify this place within 20 years and become the lord of Daile."

This raccoon spirit is the leader of the southeast, and he wants to bring disaster to the east, and let this guy, who is not easy to mess with at first sight, meet the other three land lords. It is true, the nose has not become longer.

Shi Zili ignored it, and asked curiously: "Daile? What two characters are they?" He took out a pen and paper, and asked Xiong Xiong to write for him. Seeing that he wrote traditional Chinese characters, he took out his mobile phone to look it up, but the phone also failed. no signal.

This ghostly place looks like some kind of rainforest, and it's normal if there is no signal.He asked Qiankun Shuye, Qiankun Shuye didn't know, but Dongting Dragon Girl said: "Dai is the ancient name of Xishuangbanna."

Xishuangbanna is a famous tourist attraction. How could it be possible to walk for a few days without seeing any tourists? This is clearly a primitive ancient forest.Shi Zili knew something was wrong, put on a friendly face, and asked the raccoon spirit: "Do you know Mr. Xi Peng Mama?"

The raccoon spirit was bewildered, Shi Zili deliberately darkened, and asked again: "What year is this year?"

The raccoon spirit was terrified, and hurriedly said: "It's the second year of Wanli!" During the Chinese New Year, he went out of the forest to steal things at the gathering place of mortals, and listened to it.

Dragon Girl's voice transmission: "Wanli is the reign name of Ming Shenzong Zhu Yijun. We have come 300 years ago."

"..." There is no game console, no computer, no access to the Internet, no second favorite food willing to fight chicken, and no senior brother who is the most favorite food. Is there a space-time shuttle hidden under my bed?"

The Dragon Girl said: "I'm afraid this is your great opportunity. You will appear here and now, and there should be unfinished karma to guide you. If you can take advantage of this, you will be able to make great progress in your cultivation." You can meet everyone, Shizili is not outrageous.

Shi Zili was a little worried, and he was still making great progress. At this time, the game system had not yet appeared, and he didn't know if he could use his Taoism. He took the little raccoon into the small world of Qiankun, and saw a blood groove on his head. Just now he breathed a sigh of relief.

But the raccoon spirit was so frightened that he almost peed out, and thought he was about to turn his face after asking the question, grabbed the ground with his head, and burst into tears: "Daxian, I don't taste good, I don't taste good! There are snake galls in the southwest, bear paws in the northeast, and bear's paws in the northwest. Brother and sister Fang Qingzan and White Miasma, each of them is beautiful, with delicate skin and tender flesh, please let me go, I will fight for you!" Crying, he spit out a demon pill the size of a fingernail, showing a gesture of submission.

This raccoon is cute, but too cunning, and has been deliberately leading him to fight the other lords.Shi Zili smiled but said, "Okay, you go to the southwest first and get snake gall for me, and let me see your loyalty."

Didn't we go together, you fight, I shout for you, you eat meat, I drink soup?The raccoon spirit was stunned, and continued to cry: "The Great Immortal doesn't know something. Although the big snake and I are both little demons in the enlightened stage, his mana is super powerful, he can do many tricks, and he relies on each other with the green miasma and white miasma. How can I Can you beat him? He is ruthless, and he swallows all woodcutters and mountain pickers who go into the forest to drink water by lakes and streams."

Shi Zili clapped his palms and said with a smile: "Then I will accept him as a striker. Wouldn't it be wonderful for the two of us to eat your burden together?" He stomped him out of the small world of Qiankun.

He guessed that the big snake was Feng Yu who had just opened up his mind, so he must go to the southwest for a while.Although Penglai is also willing to accept vicious monsters and demons who turn evil into righteousness, Feng Yu cultivates pure Taoist formulas, the whole body has a very light evil spirit and a majestic righteousness. Only a great virtue who has never eaten people can cultivate to this state.The raccoon spirit covered his mouth casually, and his nose grew longer while talking, without knowing it, which really annoyed him.

He asked, "Have you ever eaten a human being?"

The raccoon spirit hurriedly said: "No, never." The nose did not grow any longer, "This place is inaccessible, and there is miasma. No one dares to disturb you when you are free. Only the black bear spirit takes pleasure in cannibalism. Every year, it orders the local mortals to worship boys and girls with him."

Shi Zili took a closer look at its pupils, they were round and dark brown, and there was no man-eating faint red light, his complexion softened just now, and he said: "You lead me to the big snake's territory, and I will let you go."

The raccoon spirit nodded quickly and was leading the way, when the fairy behind him asked, "What does that big snake look like?"

The raccoon spirit didn't have much ink in his stomach, so he didn't know how to describe it, so he said dryly: "The whole body is silver and white, with scales, horns, and wings."

"..." Shi Zili said with difficulty, "You Gadas, you call the mighty one with horns and wings a snake?" Damn, isn't this a living dragon?Big snake, who is called big snake?

"Shu Yi Ji" of the Southern Dynasties records that "500 years ago, the dragon transformed into a jiao, 500 years into a dragon, 500 years as a horned dragon, and 1000 years as a Yinglong". Only a dragon that has been practicing for [-] years will grow horns, and a dragon that has practiced for [-] years will grow wings.

He didn't dare to take a step for a while, just kidding, Ying Long must be at the level of a real immortal, and his senior brother only reached the body tempering stage after more than 300 years.

The raccoon spirit said blankly: "Isn't this a hybrid of a big snake, a bird, and a cow?"

Shi Zili: "..." God damn hybrid!