I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Shi Zili thinks that Wujia Great Immortal is a particularly interesting character—to be precise, it should be a particularly interesting turtle.

Bai Zhao told him that the Great Immortal Wujia was born in ancient times. It is said that the tortoise shell used by the ancestors of mankind for the first time divination belonged to his own father, and the pattern on his back evolved into three oracle bone characters. There is great grace.

The tortoise has a very long lifespan. Such a long time span is enough for other races to ascend to immortality. He also only has the cultivation base of the emptiness stage, and belongs to the old birthday star in West Kunlun.

Although Wujia Daxian is old, his ambition is not younger than that of young people, and he is familiar with all kinds of jokes in the world. Whenever the female teacher He Yiling is away, he will take the opportunity to drive a small yellow car, laughing and laughing, playing with their juniors, and playing with Shi Zili He played especially well, only Shi Zili could catch the stalks he threw, unlike Mu Wenguang and Fei Bang, who could only laugh awkwardly with him.

Seeing that Penglai Academy was about to arrive, Shi Zili saw the opportunity and stuffed a red envelope. There was not much money in it, but it was all his savings. He asked respectfully, "Daxian, I have something to ask."

Immortal Wujia's eyes glowed with excitement, and he didn't care about the lack of money. It was opened in the first 500 years, and he took his hand: "Hold on, let me do the math, what do you want to ask."

He intentionally showed off his skills, pinched his thumb on his middle finger, put on a show, Fang smiled and said: "When the melon is ripe, the stalks will fall, and when the water comes, it will come naturally. Xiaoyou Shi, when we meet again in the future, your doubts will be solved."

What Shi Zili wants to ask is where is the big sword lost by Dongting Dragon Girl? Come to settle accounts with him?

But listening to Wujia Great Immortal's implication, one of his old friends knew where Longnu's ex-husband "Liu Sheng" who fled with the great sword went.Shi Zili scratched his head: "Can't you tell me the answer directly?"

"Your consulting fee, that's all I can say." Wujia Great Immortal is quite similar to the skinny old man who stops people on the street for fortune-telling, smiling, "Shi Xiaoyou, if you can persuade Feng Xiaoyou to come with us Go, I can give you two more sentences."

It's not surprising that he guessed that Feng Yu didn't want to go to West Kunlun for the time being.Shi Zili said: "Those who understand change with the times, those who know change with the situation. How much experience do you have, don't you know that twisted melons are not sweet? Senior brother has his own considerations about how to act." After thanking him, he squatted down in the queue In the end, the old friend who was thinking hard about where he came from was so arrogant that he knew Liu Sheng's whereabouts.

As soon as they returned to Penglai, the two masters of West Kunlun entered the principal's office with Feng Yu on the left and the right, and He Yiling followed. The remaining three students said a few words each, and then dispersed.

Although Shi Zili felt that there was little hope, he still knocked on the door of the dormitory one by one, looking for acquaintances, and asking about "Liu Sheng".

In the past ten years, Shu Da has been cultivating like crazy, seizing every opportunity to go out and travel, and has entered the middle stage of meditation.When he was asked, his face was also blank: "There are so many willow trees in the world. I have met a willow spirit, but he turns willow sticks into long whips, and I have never seen one who uses swords."

"I'm really sorry for you." Shi Zili sang a fat promise, telling the whole story about scaring away the old way of Mingyin under the guise of Bi Fang's concubine, and apologized, "It's not what I said." Accumulating virtue is really a temporary measure, I can't think of a better way."

Shu Da was stunned for a moment, but he was not angry, and said worriedly: "If this matter spreads, then...the real Bi Fang came to look for you, what should I do?"

Although this person may be his own mother, but that bird's temper is really unbearable. He can understand the difficulties of Shi Zili's life and death, but Bi just ignores it. Even if he can't find Penglai theory, Shi Zili Li always travels abroad, so it is impossible to stay in Penglai for the rest of his life.

Shu Da thought about it, and was very distressed: "Well, if you go out again, please be sure to take me with you." His son, at least he has some face with Bi Fang, and see if he can help to intercede.

Not only was he not angry, but he also considered him wholeheartedly. Shi Zili was deeply moved, thanked him repeatedly, and gave him a bottle of precious pills that he got from killing Yinming Laodao, before he left.

He asked old friends such as Li Yujing and Shu Da, and wrote letters to King Kong Ling and Kong Ye who were far away from the abbot. After walking around the campus for a long time, he returned to the dormitory in Block B. He mostly returned to the original dormitory in Block A, and he hadn't stepped into this dormitory building for a long time.

As soon as the door was pushed open, Feng Yu had already returned, Shi Zili exited the door to see that the sky was still bright, and wondered: "So soon?" For such a big matter, Feng Yu is not willing to do what they want, maybe it will take a while?He still thinks he has to argue until tomorrow.

Feng Yu said: "With Immortal Wujia here, he was able to calculate my chance and persuaded the others to allow me to stay for a few more years." Looking at Shi Zili, "You haven't been sleeping well lately."

After he changed four times, he was very sensitive to this. Not only did Shi Zili reduce his sleep time greatly, but every night when it was time to rest, he would dilly-dally, and he was also a little resistant.

Shi Zili rolled onto the bed and was wrapped in the quilt, feeling a little distressed: "I have always had strange dreams these days."

impossible!Feng Yu Yilin, he also guessed that it was not because the younger brother scared Yinming and Mingyin, or because he was worried that Bi Fang would come to settle the score. He had nightmares at night, and with the ability to fall asleep as a nightmare, he sneaked in and carefully observed many times. The subconscious mind is dark and gloomy, with golden and silver light beams passing through occasionally, which is a sign of good sleep and no dreams.

He shook off the quilt layer by layer, revealing the little junior brother inside, gently stroking his back like coaxing a frightened child, and said seriously: "What did you dream about, tell me about it?"

Shi Zili had a lot of trust in him, and said: "There is a thin and cool thing that binds me tightly, with a forked tongue, and keeps licking me. Sometimes that thing sings, hums The tune is similar to the one you used to coax me to sleep."

He thought it was a snake, and he secretly searched the Internet. Zhou Gong, who came out from Du Niang, said in a dream interpretation that dreaming of snakes means that the dreamer is dissatisfied with desires and tortured by sexual desires, and dreaming of snakes spitting out letters and entangled in the side indicates that they are unable to break free from the enemy. control, or will be hit by disease.

Cultivators don't suffer from common diseases, so it would be fair to say that Ying Zai Bi Fang wanted to trouble him, but the snake licked too erotically and lingeringly, so he couldn't allow him to think otherwise.

Feng Yu's hand that was walking behind his back paused for a moment - it wasn't a pause, he simply froze.Shi Zili grabbed his hand: "Brother, when I entered the school, you had already turned into a golden-winged roc, and then you were a moon-swallowing dog and a nightmare tapir. I don't know your real body yet?"

This question is actually very taboo. There are so many monks in Penglai School, everyone knows the true nature of many little demons, and there are some demon cultivators who keep secret about the true nature and never speak to the outside world. Feng Yu belongs to the latter hexagram.

Shi Zili had been curious for a long time, but at that time he thought Feng Yu was a very annoying senior brother, so he never asked. Now that the relationship between the two is so good, even if Feng Yu doesn't answer, he shouldn't be annoyed he.

In particular, he searched on the Penglai forum, and there was an old post a long time ago, saying that he had dinner with someone in the school board today, who was too drunk, and counted the real identities of several mysterious people, including Feng Yu, who did not specify What is his original form? A more explosive news broke out, saying that he had awakened a trace of real dragon blood.

Feng Yu's eyes flickered, he pulled out his hand, took the quilt to wrap him again, stared at him for a while, buried himself down, stuck out his tongue and sucked on his neck for a while, and asked with a half-smile: " Is that how you lick it?" He turned and walked away.

Shi Zili shuddered in comfort, and was about to show off his might, but saw him slap his ass and leave, with a dazed expression on his face: "???" hey-hey?

He was wrapped in a quilt and couldn't move around, like a silkworm chrysalis, he fell to the ground, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, finally moved to the door, poked his head and looked, Feng Yu was indeed gone in the corridor.

When Feng Yu wrapped it to the end, he tied a bow tie. The pebbles couldn't get free, and he was unwilling to explode directly, shattering the quilt. This is a silk quilt, which cost him a lot of money, so he had to read: "Slim Turn into lightning!" The body turned into a slender strip, and it easily got out from the quilt roll.

He took out a small mirror and looked at it, there were three small light pink flowers printed on his neck, he rested his chin and thought - look at this gesture of refusal and teasing, could it be that Feng Yu really licked him in his sleep?It doesn't look like it, at least the tongue of the nightmare is not forked, and neither is the tongue of a dog. What about the golden-winged roc?

As a scumbag who has never slept in biology, Shi Zili reached into his dantian, into the small world of Qiankun, and pulled Bi Fangniao out: "Brother Bird, open your mouth and let me see your tongue."

old rascal!The last time I picked up the feathers of a person's buttocks, this time I want to see my tongue!He is still a baby!Bi Fangniao pecked at him several times, flapped its wings, and flew away.

Shi Zili didn't know many bird monks. He thought that he wouldn't take the liberty to look at people's tongues for those who were not familiar with him. He made up a text message to ask He Yiling. With Bi Fang's lesson, his words were particularly rigorous, revealing the truth between the lines. "This is a serious academic discussion".

He Yiling was very generous, turned into his original form, patted his own tongue to show him, and severely criticized Shi Zili, who would open his mouth to ask when he had a question, but didn't know how to look up biology textbooks.

It's not forked either.Shi Zili became interested. If what he dreamed about was Feng Yu, then it should be the original form of Feng Yu. If he figured out which creatures—including living creatures and mythical creatures—whose tongues are forked, then it would be possible to speculate. Feng Yu's original form?

He was so excited that he rubbed his hands together before he came to his senses and slapped himself—the point was wrong, the point was, did he know Feng Yu before he entered the school?When he landed in the form of a shooting star, he broke his brain and lost his memory, right?

——Holy shit, no wonder his brain is not working, this is a problem left over from history!With a disabled body and a strong will, he would be moved to tears by himself.

The author has something to say: Shi Zili: A genius died young, and the comprehension world lost 100 billion! @Penglai Principal, discount it, I will pay the personal income tax myself

Principal: ...haha