I cultivate immortality only by mouth
Chapter 25 Very Hungry Very Hungry Food Song
This is really a disaster, Shi Zili scolded himself [-] times in his heart, before Immortal Lian went away to Kunlun, he had calculated that he would fall into the desire of eating, and he still pretended to be his master to lie to him about bigu, but he didn't care.
Just looking at the thin needles in the sky in the blink of an eye, the two knew that the monster was of extraordinary strength. They turned their heads tremblingly, but saw a bony light blue monster with two pointed horns on the top of the head and two tufts of sparse hair on the back of the head. The mouth is extremely wide and extremely long, as if it could swallow a cow alive.
With such a big mouth, you must be eating a lot, buddy, why are you so thin and keep crying hungry?Shi Zili looked again and found that his neck was extremely narrow, such a small throat, he might not be able to swallow anything.
Shu Da couldn't help shaking, and he didn't forget to transmit the voice: "It's a needle-mouthed evil ghost, it looks like it has a cultivation level in the tempering stage." To a demon cultivator, a ghost is a hundred times harder to deal with than a demon. The two of them can still fight together, but in the body quenching stage, there is no need to run, just wait for death.
Shi Zili was suspicious, this place is only separated by a piece of water from Penglai Sanxian Mountain, it was supposed to be retreated by loose cultivators and demon cultivators, how could such a big old ghost be hidden?
The needle-mouth ghost trapped them and ignored them. He only waved his hand, and the grilled fish that were deliberately thrown in all directions escaped by themselves. He tremblingly picked up the seven skewers, swallowed the fish with sticks in one gulp, and his throat rolled I couldn't help it, but I couldn't swallow it, and the pain became so painful that I couldn't help howling.
He swallowed several times without success, his yellow eyes turned red, glared at the two captives angrily, spit out the food, and made a strange noise: "Look at your delicate skin and tender meat, I'm afraid it's more delicious than fish—" After saying that, he jumped forward.
Shu Da spewed a mouthful of fire, and he broke it with a wave of his hand. He was so frightened that he squatted down in a ball, buried his head between his legs, thought wrong, and moved forward in a ball. Take two steps to block the gravel, to show that if you want to eat, eat yourself first.
Shi Zili stood blankly with no expression on his face, and suddenly woke up. He found a broken bowl and chopsticks out of nowhere. Hungry, hungry, hungry, I'm really hungry—”
This is the song "Food Song" that has been popular on the Internet for a while. Shi Zili listened to Luo Tianyi's version. Because the melody and lyrics are too brainwashing, the memory is still fresh.
There was a gurgling sound coming from the stomach of the ghost at the needle mouth, and the sound became louder and louder, his stomach and intestines were churning, and he staggered in pain.He was so greedy that his saliva was gurgling and dripping on the ground, making a rustling sound.
This ugly monster still refused to give up, even though he was staggering, he also came towards them. Shi Zili skipped the repeated lyrics in the previous paragraph, and went straight to the point: "Once I feel very hungry~ the words will not be clear, and the tongue will roll~ I will be weak all over and my singing will be out of tune~”
The needle-point ghost was furious, but he realized that he was really weak, his hands and feet were shrinking, but his stomach was getting bigger and smaller, and his thin legs couldn't support him anymore. He had to kneel on the ground, stretching his hands forward, Grab towards the gravel.
Casting a spell on an old monster in the body quenching stage, the mana of the pebbles dropped like flying, and dried up in a blink of an eye.He gritted his teeth, slapped the center of his brows, and released his long-suppressed cultivation, breaking into the middle stage of contemplation in the golden light mask.
The golden light that enveloped the whole body when the monk was promoted was not lethal at all, but this light was so upright and positive that it naturally suppressed ghosts and monsters. He screamed even more.
With the promotion, Shi Zili's empty mana was replenished and skyrocketed, twice as much as before, and he was immediately full of vigor and energy.He was so overjoyed that he didn't dare to provoke the needle-mouth ghost anymore, instead he pointed to Shuda and recited the famous passage "Reporting the Names of Vegetables": "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted pork Zige..."
Plates of hot and fragrant food were buckled down, and Shu Da had a tacit understanding, jumping up to catch them one by one, and buckling them all at the needle-point evil spirit, making him covered in head, face and body.
Shi Zili was chanting, and his subordinates kept writing the lyrics of "The Song of Feeding" on the pages of the Qiankun book. Hearing the howling of the evil ghost at the needle mouth was loud and painful.
As soon as he lifted the mouse, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he fled away.
The two ran wildly, Shi Zili panting, "I don't know if you got rid of it?" After saying that, the page of the Qiankun book in his hand shook, and an intricate topographic map appeared on it, with two green dots next to each other. Moving south, there was another red dot chasing after a little further away, moving faster than them.
Shi Zili was shocked and said: "You still have this function?" Isn't this a GPS navigation system?He hurriedly said, "Then you plan the safest route to Dongting. It doesn't matter if it's farther away, as long as it's safe."
There was no response from the Qiankun book page, and Shi Zili didn't care, pointing to a very conspicuous yellow dot not far from them and asked: "What is this?" The main reason is that this dot keeps flashing and flashing, there must be a mystery.
Qiankun Page: There is a magic weapon here, which can greatly increase my ability.
There is an old ghost hanging behind his butt, who is in the mood to get a magic weapon.Shi Zili said: "Hey, let's go and have a look on the way back." He took out his mobile phone and wrote down a memo to show that he was not half-hearted.
Seeing the red dot getting closer and closer, Shi Zili's heart was in his throat, but fortunately when he passed by the sky above the yellow dot, the speed of the needle mouth ghost suddenly stopped, and he turned back.
From a short distance away, although he couldn't see his condition, he could hear the roar and scolding full of resentment.Shu Da couldn't hide his worry and said: "We go back to Penglai, this is the only way we have to go. Even if we send pigeons back to the school to ask for help, he can identify the things with our mana and stop them."
But Shi Zili was thoughtful: "Ghosts are the best at hiding. This old ghost has not been here for many years. No wonder there are students from the three schools who travel alone, and [-]% of them are missing." Let's start, today he dared to show up because both of his cultivation bases are low, and he happened to stop to grill fish.
He slapped himself: "It's all because of my greed."
The Mouse hurriedly said: "How can I say this? If it weren't for you, who would have thought that such dangers are hidden near Penglai? Of course it is a good thing to find out as soon as possible." He added, "We are not the only ones traveling in Penglai. If you are lucky enough to meet him, please ask a senior with a high cultivation level to send a message back to the school, and let the teachers suppress him."
This little mouse's mind was spinning really fast, Shi Zili smiled.The two of them didn't talk any more, they went all the way to the south, and ran until night in one breath, and found an uninhabited land before they rested.
Only now did Shi Zili have the time to look inside his body, and he found it strange that his mana doubled during the day.
Looking at it, his dantian is not only Disu's formation map, but also Fangsu, which is ranked after Disu. Disu is the dragon's chest and front claws of Qinglong, and this Fangsu is the abdominal part.There are twice as many stars, and each star provides him with aura, no wonder his mana has doubled.
Shu Da picked up a branch to light a fire, saw him standing still, and patted him: "Stupid?"
Shi Zili raised his head in confusion, and asked after a while: "Have you ever suspected that you are not a fire mouse?" It was like he was wondering if he was a stone that fell from Disu.
"..." Shu Da sneezed at the pile of firewood, lit the wood with scattered sparks, watched the fire burn, and said, "Yes, when I was young, I always felt that I could fly, so I often jumped Ya, fell back with a bruised nose and a swollen face."
He looked at Shi Zili: "Of the ten monks, nine out of ten will think wildly. Who hasn't had the idea of 'I would be the illegitimate child of Sanqing'? You think you are not a stone, what else can you be?"
The main reason is that the world of comprehension puts too much emphasis on the inheritance of birth. It is not harmonious to say that having a good father is better than all efforts.Even in the mortal world, there are some people who hate their father for not being strong, and chase Ma Yun to call him father.
Shi Zili felt that it was reasonable, so he stopped talking nonsense, sat cross-legged, and absorbed the starlight.
Shu Da turned his Taoist robe into a sleeping bag, got in and lay down with his back to the fire.He had been frightened a lot during the day, and at this moment his scalp was still numb, and he urgently needed a warm and comfortable sleep.
Cultivators don't need sleep, but some of them rely on the stars and the moon to practice like Shizili and Fengyu, and they can't walk at night;The Fire Rat family is nocturnal, and he came to Penglai to study, because the courses were all arranged during the day, so he had to forcibly reverse his schedule.
The stones and gravel swallowed the starlight, and gradually fell asleep. As soon as he fell asleep, he returned to his dantian and turned into a furry Ditu raccoon dog.Since encountering the Needle-Mouth Ghost, he has been obsessed with cultivation, which is different from the previous three days of laziness sleeping and playing games on his mobile phone. He has not appeared in this posture for a long time, and only then did he notice that the screen of the mobile phone has been flickering.
Shi Zili opened it, and someone actually sent him a friend request.This person was not in a hurry, and he sent one a day. He left Penglai for thirteen days, and he had thirteen applications.
This is a new account that doesn't even have an avatar. Shi Zili just clicked "pass" and was about to study this person's circle of friends when the other party sent a video invitation. After thinking about it, he clicked to answer.
Suddenly, Feng Yu saw a furry pointed face appearing on the opposite side, and his face sank: "What's wrong?" The monk encountered a great crisis and his physical body was destroyed, so he appeared in the state of Dharma Body.
Shi Zili didn't mention this special practice method to others, so he turned around beautifully in front of the camera: "It's very good, it's just that I'm addicted to practice, and I didn't care about playing with my phone."
On the contrary, he saw Feng Yu's double pupils and the two moons were perfectly round, and today is the full moon. He looked up and compared them, and found that the two were almost the same. He was shocked and asked: "Senior brother, have you made a breakthrough?"
Feng Yu's expression was indifferent: "These few days of meditation, I have gained something, and soon there will be a series of battles, which is helping me understand." He is only a short distance away from breaking into the Great Perfection, and he reckons that there will be one or two evenly matched battles It will work.
Seeing Shi Zili thumbs up with his hairy paw repeatedly in joy, Feng Yu knew that this kid was deliberately changing the subject, he definitely didn't want to practice martial arts all of a sudden, there must have been twists and turns in the middle, and he was stimulated.
He didn't poke it, the two talked for a while, cut off the video and practiced separately.
Just looking at the thin needles in the sky in the blink of an eye, the two knew that the monster was of extraordinary strength. They turned their heads tremblingly, but saw a bony light blue monster with two pointed horns on the top of the head and two tufts of sparse hair on the back of the head. The mouth is extremely wide and extremely long, as if it could swallow a cow alive.
With such a big mouth, you must be eating a lot, buddy, why are you so thin and keep crying hungry?Shi Zili looked again and found that his neck was extremely narrow, such a small throat, he might not be able to swallow anything.
Shu Da couldn't help shaking, and he didn't forget to transmit the voice: "It's a needle-mouthed evil ghost, it looks like it has a cultivation level in the tempering stage." To a demon cultivator, a ghost is a hundred times harder to deal with than a demon. The two of them can still fight together, but in the body quenching stage, there is no need to run, just wait for death.
Shi Zili was suspicious, this place is only separated by a piece of water from Penglai Sanxian Mountain, it was supposed to be retreated by loose cultivators and demon cultivators, how could such a big old ghost be hidden?
The needle-mouth ghost trapped them and ignored them. He only waved his hand, and the grilled fish that were deliberately thrown in all directions escaped by themselves. He tremblingly picked up the seven skewers, swallowed the fish with sticks in one gulp, and his throat rolled I couldn't help it, but I couldn't swallow it, and the pain became so painful that I couldn't help howling.
He swallowed several times without success, his yellow eyes turned red, glared at the two captives angrily, spit out the food, and made a strange noise: "Look at your delicate skin and tender meat, I'm afraid it's more delicious than fish—" After saying that, he jumped forward.
Shu Da spewed a mouthful of fire, and he broke it with a wave of his hand. He was so frightened that he squatted down in a ball, buried his head between his legs, thought wrong, and moved forward in a ball. Take two steps to block the gravel, to show that if you want to eat, eat yourself first.
Shi Zili stood blankly with no expression on his face, and suddenly woke up. He found a broken bowl and chopsticks out of nowhere. Hungry, hungry, hungry, I'm really hungry—”
This is the song "Food Song" that has been popular on the Internet for a while. Shi Zili listened to Luo Tianyi's version. Because the melody and lyrics are too brainwashing, the memory is still fresh.
There was a gurgling sound coming from the stomach of the ghost at the needle mouth, and the sound became louder and louder, his stomach and intestines were churning, and he staggered in pain.He was so greedy that his saliva was gurgling and dripping on the ground, making a rustling sound.
This ugly monster still refused to give up, even though he was staggering, he also came towards them. Shi Zili skipped the repeated lyrics in the previous paragraph, and went straight to the point: "Once I feel very hungry~ the words will not be clear, and the tongue will roll~ I will be weak all over and my singing will be out of tune~”
The needle-point ghost was furious, but he realized that he was really weak, his hands and feet were shrinking, but his stomach was getting bigger and smaller, and his thin legs couldn't support him anymore. He had to kneel on the ground, stretching his hands forward, Grab towards the gravel.
Casting a spell on an old monster in the body quenching stage, the mana of the pebbles dropped like flying, and dried up in a blink of an eye.He gritted his teeth, slapped the center of his brows, and released his long-suppressed cultivation, breaking into the middle stage of contemplation in the golden light mask.
The golden light that enveloped the whole body when the monk was promoted was not lethal at all, but this light was so upright and positive that it naturally suppressed ghosts and monsters. He screamed even more.
With the promotion, Shi Zili's empty mana was replenished and skyrocketed, twice as much as before, and he was immediately full of vigor and energy.He was so overjoyed that he didn't dare to provoke the needle-mouth ghost anymore, instead he pointed to Shuda and recited the famous passage "Reporting the Names of Vegetables": "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted pork Zige..."
Plates of hot and fragrant food were buckled down, and Shu Da had a tacit understanding, jumping up to catch them one by one, and buckling them all at the needle-point evil spirit, making him covered in head, face and body.
Shi Zili was chanting, and his subordinates kept writing the lyrics of "The Song of Feeding" on the pages of the Qiankun book. Hearing the howling of the evil ghost at the needle mouth was loud and painful.
As soon as he lifted the mouse, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he fled away.
The two ran wildly, Shi Zili panting, "I don't know if you got rid of it?" After saying that, the page of the Qiankun book in his hand shook, and an intricate topographic map appeared on it, with two green dots next to each other. Moving south, there was another red dot chasing after a little further away, moving faster than them.
Shi Zili was shocked and said: "You still have this function?" Isn't this a GPS navigation system?He hurriedly said, "Then you plan the safest route to Dongting. It doesn't matter if it's farther away, as long as it's safe."
There was no response from the Qiankun book page, and Shi Zili didn't care, pointing to a very conspicuous yellow dot not far from them and asked: "What is this?" The main reason is that this dot keeps flashing and flashing, there must be a mystery.
Qiankun Page: There is a magic weapon here, which can greatly increase my ability.
There is an old ghost hanging behind his butt, who is in the mood to get a magic weapon.Shi Zili said: "Hey, let's go and have a look on the way back." He took out his mobile phone and wrote down a memo to show that he was not half-hearted.
Seeing the red dot getting closer and closer, Shi Zili's heart was in his throat, but fortunately when he passed by the sky above the yellow dot, the speed of the needle mouth ghost suddenly stopped, and he turned back.
From a short distance away, although he couldn't see his condition, he could hear the roar and scolding full of resentment.Shu Da couldn't hide his worry and said: "We go back to Penglai, this is the only way we have to go. Even if we send pigeons back to the school to ask for help, he can identify the things with our mana and stop them."
But Shi Zili was thoughtful: "Ghosts are the best at hiding. This old ghost has not been here for many years. No wonder there are students from the three schools who travel alone, and [-]% of them are missing." Let's start, today he dared to show up because both of his cultivation bases are low, and he happened to stop to grill fish.
He slapped himself: "It's all because of my greed."
The Mouse hurriedly said: "How can I say this? If it weren't for you, who would have thought that such dangers are hidden near Penglai? Of course it is a good thing to find out as soon as possible." He added, "We are not the only ones traveling in Penglai. If you are lucky enough to meet him, please ask a senior with a high cultivation level to send a message back to the school, and let the teachers suppress him."
This little mouse's mind was spinning really fast, Shi Zili smiled.The two of them didn't talk any more, they went all the way to the south, and ran until night in one breath, and found an uninhabited land before they rested.
Only now did Shi Zili have the time to look inside his body, and he found it strange that his mana doubled during the day.
Looking at it, his dantian is not only Disu's formation map, but also Fangsu, which is ranked after Disu. Disu is the dragon's chest and front claws of Qinglong, and this Fangsu is the abdominal part.There are twice as many stars, and each star provides him with aura, no wonder his mana has doubled.
Shu Da picked up a branch to light a fire, saw him standing still, and patted him: "Stupid?"
Shi Zili raised his head in confusion, and asked after a while: "Have you ever suspected that you are not a fire mouse?" It was like he was wondering if he was a stone that fell from Disu.
"..." Shu Da sneezed at the pile of firewood, lit the wood with scattered sparks, watched the fire burn, and said, "Yes, when I was young, I always felt that I could fly, so I often jumped Ya, fell back with a bruised nose and a swollen face."
He looked at Shi Zili: "Of the ten monks, nine out of ten will think wildly. Who hasn't had the idea of 'I would be the illegitimate child of Sanqing'? You think you are not a stone, what else can you be?"
The main reason is that the world of comprehension puts too much emphasis on the inheritance of birth. It is not harmonious to say that having a good father is better than all efforts.Even in the mortal world, there are some people who hate their father for not being strong, and chase Ma Yun to call him father.
Shi Zili felt that it was reasonable, so he stopped talking nonsense, sat cross-legged, and absorbed the starlight.
Shu Da turned his Taoist robe into a sleeping bag, got in and lay down with his back to the fire.He had been frightened a lot during the day, and at this moment his scalp was still numb, and he urgently needed a warm and comfortable sleep.
Cultivators don't need sleep, but some of them rely on the stars and the moon to practice like Shizili and Fengyu, and they can't walk at night;The Fire Rat family is nocturnal, and he came to Penglai to study, because the courses were all arranged during the day, so he had to forcibly reverse his schedule.
The stones and gravel swallowed the starlight, and gradually fell asleep. As soon as he fell asleep, he returned to his dantian and turned into a furry Ditu raccoon dog.Since encountering the Needle-Mouth Ghost, he has been obsessed with cultivation, which is different from the previous three days of laziness sleeping and playing games on his mobile phone. He has not appeared in this posture for a long time, and only then did he notice that the screen of the mobile phone has been flickering.
Shi Zili opened it, and someone actually sent him a friend request.This person was not in a hurry, and he sent one a day. He left Penglai for thirteen days, and he had thirteen applications.
This is a new account that doesn't even have an avatar. Shi Zili just clicked "pass" and was about to study this person's circle of friends when the other party sent a video invitation. After thinking about it, he clicked to answer.
Suddenly, Feng Yu saw a furry pointed face appearing on the opposite side, and his face sank: "What's wrong?" The monk encountered a great crisis and his physical body was destroyed, so he appeared in the state of Dharma Body.
Shi Zili didn't mention this special practice method to others, so he turned around beautifully in front of the camera: "It's very good, it's just that I'm addicted to practice, and I didn't care about playing with my phone."
On the contrary, he saw Feng Yu's double pupils and the two moons were perfectly round, and today is the full moon. He looked up and compared them, and found that the two were almost the same. He was shocked and asked: "Senior brother, have you made a breakthrough?"
Feng Yu's expression was indifferent: "These few days of meditation, I have gained something, and soon there will be a series of battles, which is helping me understand." He is only a short distance away from breaking into the Great Perfection, and he reckons that there will be one or two evenly matched battles It will work.
Seeing Shi Zili thumbs up with his hairy paw repeatedly in joy, Feng Yu knew that this kid was deliberately changing the subject, he definitely didn't want to practice martial arts all of a sudden, there must have been twists and turns in the middle, and he was stimulated.
He didn't poke it, the two talked for a while, cut off the video and practiced separately.
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