I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Shi Zili waited for more than two hours, and when the Buddhist lesson was over, the Vajra Bell bounced out to meet him.Thinking that the abbot will set off tomorrow, and we don't know when and when we will meet again, little master Xinxuan sighs that he has already entered the Buddhist gate, otherwise he will definitely not return today drunk.

When they went back to the dormitory in Block A, they called the carp spirit who had just finished forming, and the three of them talked and laughed all night. Shi Zili and carp spirit sent them away from the area of ​​Penglai College the next day before turning back.

Shi Zili went back to his dormitory, spread out the pages of the Qiankun book, read it endlessly, and thought hard with his pen in his mouth.The small world he fabricated for the first time was destroyed by Kong Ye's group, and he was hit hard. When creating a new world, he had to think more carefully.

He was thinking wildly, and unconsciously scribbled on the page with the pen holder. When he came back to his senses, he saw three strangely shaped mountain ranges, which were just about to be erased and redrawn, but a line of words appeared on the page of Qiankun:

"This is Yunmeng Fairy Mountain, you have never been there, how can you draw it?"

"Yunmeng?" Yunmeng is the ancient name of Dongting Lake, Shi Zili was at a loss for a moment, then slapped his forehead, "It's really strange, I dreamed about Dongting Lake yesterday."

It wasn't these three mountains, but a rippling, blue-green lake under the sun. Subconsciously, he was certain that it was Dongting Lake.Shi Zili often forgets his dreams the next day when he wakes up, but he remembers this dream very clearly. Today, when he recalled it, he could smell water vapor in his nasal cavity.

Feng Yu came in from the door with a condensed expression, saw him sitting in a daze, his expression softened reflexively, and asked aloud: "What's wrong?"

Shi Zili didn't rush to answer: "Did Senior Brother get called by Teacher He?" After he and Feng Yu moved to the same dormitory, he found out that this person is also a housekeeper, and it is common for him not to leave the dormitory for a few months. When he came back today, he didn't see anyone.

"Next month's big competition among the three schools." Feng Yu didn't hide it from him, but his expression was not enthusiastic. His eyes fell on the pattern on the page of the Qiankun book, and he recognized that it was Yunmeng Xianshan. His eyelashes moved slightly, "Have you recently Do you like crab roe?"

Now that the Spring Festival for mortals has just passed, it is not the time to eat crabs.Five days ago, he saw Shi Zili holding a basket of skinny crabs with only their shells left, eating with gusto, thinking that his body was lacking in calcium.

Dongting crabs are also a well-known specialty. The pebbles are not only delicious for crabs, but he is especially fond of aquatic products recently. He asked with his chin in his hands, "Is this the way of heaven guiding me to go to Dongting Lake?"

No matter how idle the way of heaven is, he will give guidance to a young monk in the condensed stage.Feng Yu said: "I'm afraid there is a magic weapon that is destined to attract you in Dongting Lake; or there is a big monster who wants to lure you to eat it. I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse."

The stones are not tasty, and there is no flesh in the teeth. It is not worth the effort. Shi Zili always thinks it is a good thing, blinking: "Then what should I do?"

"Just fill out an application form for leaving school and submit it to the teaching office." Feng Yu said, "The application form is available in the 'Download' section of the Penglai official website."

The principal of Penglai is trendy, and their way of managing students is also fashionable. Many materials on the official website are commonly used. Otherwise, according to Feng Yu's personality, he would not install computers in the dormitory.

Shi Zili worked hard as he said, and after filling out the form, he drew a crane on the page of the Qiankun book, and it turned into a reality, and let it be sent over.

Immortal Crane turned around soon after, and brought back He Yiling's reply, saying that he gathered teammates for him today, and gathered at the teaching office tomorrow morning, because several monks in the spirit journey period had to prepare for the martial arts competition of the three schools, and they couldn't get away. Xing Shizili is the captain.

Shi Zili was really a little excited, he had been dreaming about the water of Dongting Lake all night, and when he woke up early in the morning, he saw Feng Yu sitting in front of the window when he opened his eyes.

When he fell asleep last night, Feng Yu was in this position, looking at his appearance, he might have sat withered all night.Shi Zili became suspicious and called out, "Brother?"

Feng Yu turned his head, the crescent moon in his pupils had passed half a circle, looking like the moon on the ninth or tenth day of the lunar new year.There was no joy on his face, he only said: "You should be very careful in this line of work."

He was very worried, Shi Zili himself hadn't grown up yet, the school made him the team captain, which only showed that the level of the team members was inferior, but this kind of staffing had to go far away from Dongting, how could people feel at ease?It happened that he really couldn't get away from his body, and the three schools had a martial arts competition, which was a political task.

But Shi Zili was not worried: "This is not the birth of a well-known Lingbao. I don't think there will be too many intruders on the way." Cultivators are rare things. Except for the third school of Penglai and West Kunlun, the casual cultivators are scattered everywhere. Very spread out, the chances of a head-on collision are too small.

The last time everyone gathered together to snatch the treasure, now most people don't know what's going on in Dongting. Anyway, He Yiling said that Penglai No. [-] school heard that he was called.

How Feng Yu didn't know this, he was still worried, and stuffed five or seven or eight red fruits for him: "Save it for the road." He also gave him a lot of healing medicine.

The fruit was smoking, and Shi Zili had seen it many times before, so he asked, "What is this?"

Teacher Feng taught students according to their aptitude, and took advantage of the opportunity to hand over a jade slip, signaling him to find the answer by himself.

Shi Zili had just finished "28 Constellations" with a lot of effort, and when he saw the jade slips, he was shocked. After thanking his senior brother, he took it dully, put it in his sleeve, and planned to read it on the road.

He rushed to the teaching office early, and the door was too early to open, but there was a thin figure waiting outside. When he saw him, he stood up and jumped up and down: "Xue Shi!"

Isn't this big mouse?Shi Zili was also surprised and delighted, and he knew in his heart that if he ran for a while, he would get nothing, and if he had something to gain, he would take it. This kind of journey is thankless, and no one would be willing to take it easy. Shu Da is thinking of the friendship between the two before. Should be under.

He was quite moved, and sang a fat promise in the opera: "Thank you, Senior Mouse!"

Most of the rats stunned him, and hurriedly returned the salute: "Brother Shi doesn't need to be so polite."

Shi Zili treated him with a life-saving grace, and Shu Da intended to repay him, seeing that he saw it, he hurriedly said, "Actually, I just want to go home soon, and I'm on the way with you." No, no thanks, please Don't thank me, no one has thanked me when I grow up so big, shame, shame.

He is the Fire Rat, and the Fire Rat clan lives in seclusion in the depths of the South China Sea.The first year of Shu said that he suddenly remembered that he had been away to study for 100 years and had never returned home. He missed his father, the patriarch, his grandfather, his second mother, his third mother and his fourth mother, so he squatted on the ground and started crying.

"..." Shi Zili heard that he had counted to 23 mothers, and asked wonderingly, "Your Gada, are male mice so popular?" One father, so many mothers.

The mouse sobbed and choked: "I lost my mother when I landed. I couldn't survive. My father begged behind my back and grew up drinking milk from a hundred families." The Fire Rat is an extremely united race. There are many, but the heart is tightly twisted into one strand.

The fire mouse is small in size, eats milk and produces very little milk, but he is the only one who can eat, not to mention eating hundreds of families, there are fifty families, and the little mice are so happy that they run around telling everyone that their clan has produced a big Stomach king, this is called a natural vision, so the patriarch raised him by his side and taught him how to practice magic formulas.

Shi Zili was listening to his interesting talk, when He Yiling came, he scanned his fingerprints and opened the door, let them in, shared a plate of pastries and a bowl of tea with each of them, watched them eat and drink, Fang said: "This time It’s just the two of you, and the Duplo rate is low, but it’s relatively safe. The school can’t afford manpower recently, so I’m sorry.”

Shi Zili hadn't seen anyone coming for a long time, so he had already guessed, so he was not disappointed, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, thank you, Mr. He, for helping me run around."

I heard from Shuda that He Yiling asked many people, including Shuda's senior brothers, but everyone was talking about the martial arts competition between the three schools, and they didn't want to go on a long trip at this time.Even if you can't participate in such a grand event, you can get some insight if you feast your eyes. If you miss it, you will have to wait another 500 years. No one is willing.

He Yiling said again and again, pay attention to safety on the road, don't be greedy for ice, don't bully when you meet a pretty girl, and save a pretty girl if you are bullied. At the end, look at them and sigh: "The report just came out during the morning meeting, and the birth rate of newborn monks hit a new low."

It was the principals of the three schools who went to West Kunlun to attend the conference, and came back to hold a small meeting for them.It is said that Penglai was named and criticized at the meeting. Demon cultivators are no more monogamous than human cultivators. Most of them are messing around. They also have natural advantages such as estrus. Why can't they have children?Now it is after the founding of the People's Republic of China, no monsters can activate their spiritual wisdom on their own, and if they can no longer give birth, wouldn't the number of monks decrease?

People just don't like to give birth, so how can they be so lenient, and they still have to assign a task, the hard target of 100-year births, their principal is not a thing, so he left this job to the dean.He Yiling is used to talking about matchmaking, so at this moment, he is very worried, and he can't leave the little girl in three words.

Shi Zili was not very old, and Shuda was only in his early three hundred years old. Where did he hear this, he hurriedly said goodbye when he had a chance, and ran away in a hurry.

After traveling for one or two hundred miles at a stretch, Shi Zili removed the Xingyun he was stepping on, and took out his small motorcycle. Seeing that Shuda had already removed Xingyun and replaced it with Feijian.Xingyun has extremely high requirements for controlling water vapor. In the past, he could only fly fifty or sixty kilometers at most. It seems that dreaming about the water of Dongting Lake for two consecutive days has also benefited him.

Both of them had little travel experience, and they flew carefully close to the water surface. Occasionally, when they encountered swimming fish jumping out, they shot the flying sword through the stones and gravel, and collected them as rations.He was not in a hurry, he walked for several days, came out of the border of the Bohai Sea and came to a dense forest, just now he was tossing about making a fire to cook.

Shuda knew that he hadn't bigu from his last outing, and it was still novel to see it at this time, especially the pebbles and gravels had a lot of seasonings. He took a small brush and brushed the grilled fish layer by layer until the skin was baked. Golden and crispy.

Shi Zili handed over a bunch of them: "Eat, there are more than a dozen of them." Looking at it, the saliva is almost coming down.

It's so delicious, Shu Da swallowed hard: "My master will not be happy if he eats it." His master is an elegant man, and his students are not allowed to be contaminated with meat, and students are not allowed to visit him in the office when they are in heat, because they think it smells strange.

Shi Zili had also heard about it, so he didn't give way, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Shu Da nodded: "My heart is talking about me, thinking, and eating."

It wasn't this voice, Shi Zili put down the grilled fish, and said suspiciously: "Someone is shouting, hungry or something." The voice was too small, he couldn't hear it clearly, sang a line of gourd baby, slapped his forehead again, and said, "I am Erba", the voice immediately became much louder.

"Hungry, so hungry--I'm so hungry--hungry..." The content of the shout was not ordinary, but the voice was hoarse and shrill, and after hearing just one sentence, the whole body felt chills, and the voice was getting louder and louder. Things are approaching quickly.

Shi Zili hastily withdrew Shunfeng's ear, threw the grilled fish in all directions, and said, "Run!"

The two of them will fly a hundred meters into the air, and sprinkle countless tiny steel needles all over the sky, blocking the way of escape and forcing them to stop.

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Shi Zili: Let me be a beautiful Shizi who eats grilled fish quietly, okay QAQ