A fortune teller who can't tell fortunes

"Master, let's have a discussion. Let Master Bird accompany me for two days to give me courage."

Niu Gengbao sneered, at this juncture, he can negotiate conditions with him, so it can be seen that this person is not as cowardly as he appears, "Then you can ask your uncle bird, if he is willing to go with you?"

Li Feng seemed to be waiting for this sentence, and suddenly regained his energy, he rushed to Niu Gengbao and said, "Master, wake him up first, and I will tell him."

Niu Gengbao also wanted to see what he was going to do, so he poked the crow on the top of his head and woke it up. It's two days long, so it won't be bald early, but in Li Feng's eyes, this look is quite cruel, which made him hesitate for a few seconds.

However, in the end, desire defeated reason. He cleared his throat and began to praise the bird emotionally. He said that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on earth. Niu Gengbao thought that what he raised was not a bird, but a god.After eloquently speaking, there was no point, and when it was over, he started to make good friends again. When it came to the place where the saliva was flying, it was unexpected that the bird flew out and scratched him, and his face was covered with flowers.

The voice stopped abruptly, Li Feng covered half of his face, the boss stared at him, his face was so shocked that he couldn't love him, even if Niu Gengbao put him to sit at Granny Zhu's feet, he still didn't respond.

Niu Gengbao was already familiar with the bird's stinky temper. When Li Feng started to scratch, he expected such a move. That claw was fast and precise, and he had to give it a good pull, otherwise, It's not just as simple as scratching the skin, Niu Gengbao was thinking about whether to get some purple potion to rub him, when Liang Qi's voice sounded from behind, "I knew you were here, why are you here?"

Niu Gengbao waved at him, "It's just in time for you to come, come and practice courage with him here, I have class later, I'm going back to school"

Hearing this, Liang, who was riding on the wall, gave up for a while, and hurriedly retracted his feet, "I suddenly thought that the newly ordered furniture will arrive in a while, and I have to go back to sign the bill, so I won't be with you," he said, jumping off the wall ,Ran.

"Hey, bring Li Feng a bottle of purple potion when you're done in a while," Niu Gengbao yelled to the outside of the wall, but unfortunately he had already run away, so he had to look at Li Feng who was still in a state of sympathy, "Then you just I can be here alone"

Poor Li Feng, he just shook his head, blinked again, he was the only one left in the courtyard, "Big, Master"

He yelled, but he didn't hear anyone answering him, but there was a strange sound of "ho ho ho" from above his head. Li Feng slowly raised his head, and first saw a pair of women's feet in black cloth shoes, swinging back and forth in front of him. The foot dangled and suddenly fell to the ground.

When he realized who it was, his mind froze instantly. He wanted to run, but his eyes couldn't help looking upwards, from the soles of his feet to his calves and thighs, until he saw Grandma Zhu's gray and gray eyes. In his pupils, he trembled and realized that he would die if he didn't run away.

But his legs were weak and he couldn't stand up. He could only watch Grandma Zhu's hanging tongue being sucked in and spit out by herself. Grandma's dead face is as terrifying as it needs to be.

Li Feng wanted to call for help, because he was so frightened that his voice was blocked in his throat. He watched Grandma Zhu rubbing towards him with her stiff legs, feeling ashamed that she was about to lose control.

At the moment when he was about to urinate, a piece of soil around his feet protruded, and a pig came out from under it?

It was already noon when Niu Gengbao came out from class. Taking advantage of the meal time, he went to Grandma Zhu's house to lead someone. As soon as he entered the courtyard wall, he saw Li Feng and Grandma Zhu separated by three meters, two or two couples who did not interfere with the well water. Then, among them, lay a little fat pig stretched out.

Looking at the chocolate wrappers scattered all over the floor, Niu Gengbao didn't understand anything.

Li Feng came over to present the treasure and said, "Master, that piglet is magical in warding off evil spirits."

To ward off evil spirits?This guy is a ferocious beast in itself, and it can only be said to fight evil with evil. Niu Gengbao stepped forward and grabbed the back of Li Li's neck, and trembled under Li Feng's surprised eyes.

The raccoon kicked its legs and barked, showing no sign of a beast.

Niu Gengbao said, "Stealing food again, why don't you just eat you to death", this guy is a person who remembers to eat but not to catch, sooner or later, he will be tricked into cooking in the pot.

Li Feng picked his ears aside, "Master, how does this piglet bark like a dog?"

"Learn one more foreign language and one more skill. Don't you say it can ward off evil spirits? It will come in handy. You should learn it."

"Ah?", Li Feng was said to be confused, and it took a while to suddenly come back to the memory, and saw that piglet who ate its food and refused to be touched, under Niu Gengbao's tossing, it was still honest, he couldn't help being surprised He said, "Hey, master, this piglet is also raised by you, right?"

"Why, can't you?" Niu Gengbao glanced at him sideways and said, "Why do you carry so many chocolates with you?"

"Oh, I put it in my pocket and forgot to take it out as a gift from the supermarket yesterday." Li Feng said happily, "It's really thanks to these chocolates, otherwise, you would have to collect the corpse for me."

Speaking of this, he wailed again, "Master, you are too unkind, leave me here alone, you don't have to worry about killing people!"

Niu Gengbao scanned his whole body, except for the scratches on his face, everything else was fine, "Aren't you all right?"

"You can't say that," Li Feng pointed at Grandma Zhu and said, "Being stared at by a dead body all morning, who can feel better?"

Grandma Zhu looked over as if in response to the occasion, met Niu Gengbao's eyes, then quickly moved away, and even jumped back.

Li Feng, "....", what the fuck, what kind of world is this, even a zombie knows how to pinch a persimmon softly?

"Okay, let's eat," Niu Gengbao put Lili into his arms, and then climbed over the wall and went out.

Li Feng hurriedly shouted, "Hey, wait for me!"

The two walked away one after the other. Not long after, someone turned out from the back of the courtyard. It was Liang Jianmin, the captain of the fourth team. He stared at the courtyard wall for a while, wondering what to do, and suddenly sighed. , and left quietly.

The lunch was packed by Liang Qi from the restaurant. There was a table full of big fish and meat, and the four of them talked while eating. Ah Zhong told about the situation. The person Grandma Zhu is looking for is not difficult to find out. It is a man named Huang Jian. Yes, he hid outside after the accident. He has a group of wine and meat friends, and it was these people who found fault with Grandma Zhu's family.

"The master is not here, what should I do?" Li Feng chewed the meat in his mouth, and asked inarticulately, the minced meat was sprayed out mixed with the rice residue, and it barely splashed into the vegetable bowl.

With a look of disgust on his face, Liang Qi gathered all his favorite dishes in front of him, and gave two more to Niu Gengbao.

Li Feng looked at the plates of green vegetables in front of him, and said, "Brother Abandoned, I don't want to be partial like you, I'm still hurt, I should make up for it no matter what."

Liang Qitui gave him a plate of pig brains and said, "Here, this one is suitable"

Li Feng said "...", he knew how to bully honest people, but pig brains were also his favorite.

Niu Gengbao knocked on the table, "Going off topic, let's get down to business"

Li Feng immediately answered, "It's easy to handle, we can find a way to get him back when he's not around."

"Brother Qi, are you paying attention?" Li Feng quietly stretched his chopsticks forward when he was asking.

"Beat one by one first, and lie in bed for ten days and a half months, someone will always call that surnamed Huang." Liang Qi glanced at Li Feng and said, "Don't all the punks talk about brotherhood, don't you think so?" ?”

"What are you looking at me for?" Li Feng gnawed on a piece of pig's foot, "I haven't been a gangster for a long time, but this is a good idea, and I'm good at it!" He elbowed Ah Zhong beside him again, "Together ha"

Ah Zhong squinted at him, and Li Feng said, "Don't underestimate me, I've also practiced before, it's no problem to do two together."

The other three people hurriedly buried their heads in eating. If they haven't practiced before, they will know after a fight. However, with Li Feng's usual style, the possibility of putting on airs is relatively high.

In any case, Li Feng's mobility is quite strong. After eating, he took Ah Zhong to follow him. Niu Gengbao didn't care about them. In three months, the final exam will be over. In the morning, the dean called him to talk To put it bluntly, it is a heavy task for him to play with this year's high school seniors, so now he still focuses on his studies.

Liang Qi was the most idle of the four, he wouldn't even participate in the fight with Ah Zhong around, and he had nothing to do, so he followed Niu Gengbao to school, and he had no interest in classes, so he went to The library, named after his grandfather, ready to while away the afternoon.

Applying for a temporary pass, he went in, took the book, and sat down by the window. As soon as the cover was opened, he felt drowsy. Take a bite and sleep.

After an unknown amount of time, he seemed to hear two girls talking in a daze, "I heard that you went to Zhuqiao to watch the circus last week?"

"Shh! Keep your voice down, I went there without telling my family, how do you know?"

"Someone saw it, hey, tell me, how is it? Does it look good?"

"let me tell you..."

...

The voice was obviously lowered a lot, Liang Qi didn't care, and soon became confused.

On the other side, Li Feng and Ah Zhong followed the five gangsters into the game room. The inside was smoky and the voices were mixed. The two walked around and came out, squatting at the door and waiting for the rabbit.

This squatting until it was dark, in the middle, Li Feng found two sacks from nowhere, and handed one to Ah Zhong.

This gang of gangsters is still a small group, the main focus is these five, and there are some miscellaneous students who are not good at learning and messing around behind.Usually they just rip off and collect protection fees, and they don’t have a serious job, but these gangsters are also from the local area, who can provoke and who should hide, and the door is clear, so the gangsters are also open, so far I haven’t encountered any serious problems. stubble.

When the few people came out, Li Feng and Ah Zhong followed along. The game room is on an old street. This side is far away. There are few pedestrians coming and going, and the street lights are blind. It is still a good place to start.

Ah Zhong gestured to Li Feng, and Li Feng rushed forward excitedly carrying the sack, Ah Zhong's gesture was a call to a blind man.

"What an idiot", Ah Zhong scolded, and had no choice but to follow.