A fortune teller who can't tell fortunes

When he said he wanted to watch a play, Li Feng actually bought some clothes for watching a play. He set up tables, chairs and benches on the back balcony on the third floor, bought melon seeds and fruit marinade, and ordered two cases of beer. He even went to the city to buy one for everyone It is equipped with four pairs of binoculars, which are still high-end products with night vision.When I came back for reimbursement, I took a tip from Liang Qi, and when I arrived at Niu Gengbao, I posted it upside down, "Master, this is my little tribute to Mr. Bird."

What was sent to him as filial piety was packaged imported bird food. Even though he knew that Vulcan crows do not eat human fireworks, Niu Gengbao poked him on the head. The bird lazily opened its eyes, and the pair of red eyes seemed to spew out fire. .

Li Feng immediately handed over the bird food, and said bluntly, "I'm tired from flying all the way, this is for you, eat some and relax."

It's a pity that he is a shaved head with a hot head, this flattery is destined to be missed, the crow's eyes were half opened, and then closed again.It was also doing Niu Gengbao face, if other irrelevant people disturbed its sleep, it would have blown it away.

"Master, doesn't Mr. Bird like to eat this?" Ever since he saw this bird with his own eyes, and attracted a large group of birds to repel the robbers with his own eyes, Li Feng really wanted to confess it.

Niu Gengbao said helplessly, "How many times have you bought it? Have you ever watched him eat? Why spend the money?"

"Master, you didn't tell me, what does it like? I can only try one thing." Li Feng felt wronged.

Liang Qi on the side stabbed him, "You call it a master, how can ordinary things get into its eyes?"

"Hey, Brother Qi, give me an idea."

Liang Qi pushed his head away and said, "Doesn't birds need to sharpen their beaks frequently? I think you can make do with it as its grinding stone."

"Hey, abandoned brother, don't take you to amuse me like this." After getting along for a long time, the few of them have long since lost the vitality they had at the beginning, and their words have become a lot more casual.

Niu Gengbao didn't plan to accompany them to watch the play here, but when he saw that it was getting late, he got up and left. Originally, he wanted to go to the academy today, but with such a delay, he might not be able to go.

"Little Banxian, where are you going?" Seeing that he was about to leave, Liang Qihe came over and asked.

Niu Gengbao said, "Go home first." After leaving for such a long time, he still missed his dilapidated wooden house.

"Won't you invite me to sit down?" Liang Qi asked, licking his face.

Niu Gengbao directly rebuffed, "The family is small and cannot accommodate a big Buddha like you."

Liang Qi was not modest either, he said, "I can be considered a little Buddha at most, you are a half-immortal, why don't you give me a corner for this little one?"

Speaking of this, Niu Gengbao couldn't drive people away anymore. In fact, his house was very simple and there was nothing to see. After walking around, he became bored, so he simply took people to the mountain to hunt wild chestnuts. Although chestnuts are small, they taste delicious.

One beating and the other picking up, the division of labor is clear, and without much effort, he picked up half a sack. Liang Qi smashed a raw chestnut, threw it into his mouth, and asked while eating, "Little Banxian, I still have a lot of room left in my house." , you really don’t want to live there?”

Niu Gengbao still didn't agree, "I have a family, why go to your place?" He has so many things hidden in him, and he just wants to hide from people, so there is no reason to get up.

"Hey, there are so many people, how deserted you are here alone"

"Why am I alone, isn't my father here? That's fine, you don't need to worry about it. It's getting late, so hurry back." Niu Gengbao stuffed the sack in his hand, "Go back and think about it." How do you want to make this stuff, I'm waiting to eat ready-made ones"

Liang Qi touched his nose, and suppressed the idea of ​​having dinner.

That night, a strange thing happened to the No. [-] team in Tangtou. Many chickens and ducks raised by people in the village disappeared. Li Feng beat his head angrily. When he grows up, he misses a good show for nothing, and his brain is still swollen and painful at the moment, it's really a mistake to drink.

"Why don't you call me?" He was upset and dragged Ah Zhong into the water.

"Yeah, you're not awake?" Ah Zhong nestled in the mouth of the earthen stove to warm up the fire. There was a newly bought rice cooker at home, but he didn't use it. The smell of rice wafts out.

Li Feng rubbed his pantothenic acid stomach and felt a little hungry. He picked up the thermos and poured water for himself, and asked, "Did Grandma Zhu do it? I heard that zombies want to suck blood and eat meat."

"It should be." Ah Zhong threw a handful of chestnuts into the stove, and said, "I didn't pay much attention, and saw her go out in the middle of the night." The fire in the stove was about to go out, and it was just right to simmer the chestnuts with the residual temperature.

"Aren't you curious? Why didn't you follow?" Li Feng held the cup and took a sip. The hot water went down, warming his throat all the way to his stomach, which was very comfortable.

Ah Zhong asked back, "Have you heard a word?"

"what?"

"curiosity kills the cat!"

Li Feng was taken aback for a moment, then laughed again, "You've got it, it's just you, can you live in peace?"

At this moment, Niu Gengbao came in, Ah Zhong dusted off the ashes and stood up, "Little Banxian, it's just in time, the porridge is ready."

As he said that, he went to lift the lid of the pot, and the sound of "gurgling" could still be heard in the pot. When the lid was opened, the heat steamed out, covering people's faces.

Duobao and Bai Jiu, who were hiding in the collar, said in unison, "The food is good, and there are steamed buns and steamed buns."

"Well, the key is enough," Niu Gengbao said in a low voice. He was tired of noodles or biscuits when he was away for two months. The school cafeteria also had porridge, but it was far less fragrant than his own stove.

The three of them were huddling together in front of the pot to scoop up porridge, and Liang Qiji came downstairs with his slippers on, "Hey, save some for me, don't eat all of it"

He said this to Niu Gengbao, who told him that he eats a small amount of food but has the biggest appetite, and even the housework for eating is all in the vat.

After eating porridge one night, Li Feng's hangover pain eased a lot. He dragged Niu Gengbao to talk about what happened last night.

Niu Gengbao's family is clear about this matter, he didn't pay attention to it himself, but he let Lili out. The chickens and ducks of the fourth team were caught by Grandma Zhu, who caught the blood and threw them all into the workshop of an electroplating factory in the West Industrial Park of Sheshan Town. The door went.

After the walking corpse sucks blood, it will become a living zombie, its ferocity will increase, and its lethality will also increase. Grandma Zhu must have visited the door more than once, but one of the walking corpse's weaknesses is that it is afraid of light. She must have never broken into the factory building, so , her instinct drives her to become stronger.However, the consequences of sucking blood will make her more and more violent, and it will definitely bring disaster to others over time.

Niu Gengbao thought about it, and an idea came to him, he asked Li Feng, "Do you want to give Grandma Zhu a push?"

"How to say?", Li Feng was a little too excited, swallowed a big mouthful of hot porridge, and he gasped because it was so hot.

When Liang Qi came back from washing, he saw that the dining table was empty, and there was no one in sight.

People are not far away, one is still in the village and the other is in the town.After a person dies, hatred takes over his body and turns him into a walking corpse. In fact, his brain is so rigid that he is not very flexible. People like Grandma Zhu who transform from a walking corpse to a living zombie are completely instinctive.

So, here comes the question, does the person Grandma Zhu is looking for really live in the factory building?The reason why she rushed to the factory was probably because she only knew of such a place to find people when she was alive.Ah Zhong just went to find out the other party's whereabouts, he is good at this, and Li Feng was thrown to Grandma Zhu's house by Niu Gengbao.

"Master, really, do you really want to go in?" Li Feng climbed on the courtyard wall of Grandma Zhu's house, not wanting to go in.

Niu Gengbao put his hands in his hands to show him off, "Hurry up and stop talking nonsense."

"Then, master, let's go together, don't leave me alone"

Niu Gengbao kicked his ass, "Hurry up, someone is coming"

Even though Li Feng is tall and burly, he is a little more courageous than the eye of a needle. After climbing into the wall, he waited and dared not move. He didn't dare to stand up until Niu Gengbao came in, "Master, where is Grandma Zhu?" Woolen cloth?"

Niu Gengbao raised his chin behind him and said, "He's staring at you, do you want to say hello?"

Li Feng's face turned pale in an instant, "Big, master, no, can't you?"

"It's broad daylight, and she doesn't dare to rush over, what are you afraid of?"

Li Feng wiped the cold sweat off his head, "Okay, it seems to be this, this is it." He is a typical Ye Gong and good dragon. Usually, he is so curious about ghosts and ghosts that he is dying. When he really faced it, he was like a soft-legged shrimp. .

"Then why are you facing me, don't you turn back?"

"Back, turn back?" Li Feng lost his mind, so Niu Gengbao simply helped him and turned him around.

The air became quiet all of a sudden, only plastic paper blown by the wind rattled.

Auntie Zhu’s house is a small one-story building with a courtyard behind the house, where some livestock are usually kept. The pens are now empty, with only a few food bowls scattered around, and a simple steel tile is placed on one side of the courtyard wall. The shed should be used for storing farm tools. The grandma Zhu they are looking for is in the shed. She is neither lying down nor sitting, but is hanging in the air, with her head stuck on the frame pole of the shed roof and her tongue lolling For a long time, a pair of dead fish eyes stared straight at the two uninvited guests in front of him. At first glance, it was really scary.

"Big, Master", Li Feng's legs went limp.

Niu Gengbao ignored him, and walked into the room with his legs up. The doors were all open. He walked all the way to the main room, where the dead air was stronger than other places. When he looked up, he saw knots hanging from the beams in the main room. The hemp rope that was wrapped around it, thinking about it, this Grandma Zhu was hanged here.

Thinking of the corpse that was hanging in the shed at this moment, Niu Gengbao was a little funny, and the old lady was really funny too, she changed the place to hang it, I don't know what she thought.

"Brother, master, don't just run away without saying a word." Li Feng staggered over while leaning on the wall, his expression still not very good-looking.

Niu Gengbao chased him away, "Why are you here? Go back and stay where you are."

"why?"

Niu Gengbao said, "Bringing you here is to let the old lady get acquainted with your taste, so that she won't scratch your face in the future"

Li Feng felt a little bad in his heart, so he forced himself to ask, "Why did you tickle me? Can't I hide from her?"

Niu Gengbao grinned at him, "This can't be done without you, and grandma doesn't know the way, so you have to lead her to find someone."

Li Feng stared at him for a long time without saying a word, until Niu Gengbao walked around the room, and then said, "Master, master, is it too late for me to regret it now?"

Niu Gengbao grinned, "Don't even think about it."