A fortune teller who can't tell fortunes

The community where Uncle Li's house is located is an old community. Although the environment is not very good, the neighbors are relatively close.As soon as Niu Gengbao moved in, all the neighbors knew about it. After the old man woke up, the whole neighborhood became lively, and everyone came to see the truth and listen to gossip under the guise of visiting.

The old man is also interesting. After he woke up, the first thing he did was to ask Uncle Li to give him a report. The report included medical expenses, round-trip transportation expenses, and accommodation expenses. In short, it was reimbursement.

Uncle Li showed him the bills one by one. If the fee was over, the old man would scold him; if the fee was saved, the old man would praise him. Uncle Li stood by the bed, no matter whether he scolded or praised.

Li Feng secretly whispered to Niu Gengbao, saying, "My grandfather used to be an accountant, so forget it."

The old man was careful with his own family, but he was good to outsiders. He heard that it was thanks to Niu Gengbao that he was able to wake up this time. He immediately asked Uncle Li to give him a big red envelope. The red envelope was very thick and contained [-] yuan.

For Niu Gengbao, this is a huge sum of money. When he held it in his hands, he would be dazed for a moment. It was equivalent to his family's income for one and a half years.

Li Feng can't do anything else, but he still has a bit of ability to read people's words. When he saw Niu Gengbao holding the red envelope, he knew what he should do.

He went out of the room, and in less than a morning, the whole community knew about Niu Gengbao's deeds, and Niu Gengbao himself had heard about it, so if he brags about it, he will almost go to heaven and become a fairy.But whoever has no curiosity, the more exaggerated the words, the more attention they can attract.

There are a lot of old people in the old community, and they still have some money in their hands. Most of them believe in ghosts and gods. After all, there are hundreds of families. Are they in a hurry.

Li Feng stopped going out and stayed at home. With Niu Gengbao's consent, he raised the hexagram capital to 600. He drew [-], but it was also stipulated that only three hexagrams a day would be counted.

The first three orders were the business of a few cronies Li Feng handed over. They looked like they were fooling around, and they were quick to pay. The questions they asked didn’t come and go very often. Can't climb rich people.

Niu Gengbao never judges people by their appearance, they are inferior, rich or not, as long as you count on him, he will be serious.The cards are, respectively, a pair of moon in the water, a pair of face picks, and a left-turning arrow.

Niu Gengbao solved the cards for them one by one, and he said to No.1, "Have you heard about the monkey fishing for the moon?"

The man nodded and said, "I heard that."

Niu Gengbao said, "Do you understand the meaning?"

The man just laughed, "Isn't it just a group of idiot monkeys trying to catch the moon in the water, isn't that funny?"

Niu Gengbao, said, "Just know it's funny, you can go away"

The man didn't react for a while, and asked, "Hey, haven't you settled for me yet?" Li Feng pulled him aside and whispered, "Don't forget about it for you?"

The man asked, "What is it for me?"

Li Feng said, "You are that idiot monkey fishing for the moon!"

"I, trough!"

At this moment, Niu Gengbao said to the second person, "Can pasta be cooked?"

The man nodded, "I'm from Henan"

Niu Gengbao said, "Don't be fooled, let's set up a noodle stall!" He reckoned that this man is not rich, and he probably can make a small fortune.

This man was quite happy, and wanted to say something more, but the one behind him pushed him aside, "Master, I, I, me, tell me something."

Niu Gengbao raised his chin towards the Henan people, "Here, what you want is far away in the sky and right in front of you."

The man stared with disbelief on his face, "Master, are you sure you calculated correctly?"

Niu Gengbao looked calm, "If you don't believe me, let's wait and see in ten years."

Some people tell their fortunes for the present, some people tell their fortunes for the future, the present is known, but the future is unknown. For two days in a row, those who come to the door are either asking for money or marriage. Not counting, I'll have to confirm it in the future, but the turning point came very quickly. On the morning of the third day, before Niu Gengbao opened the door for business, someone came to the door crying.

It was a pair of mother and daughter. The mother came to ask for marriage. At that time, the card was given to pay the guillotine, and Niu Gengbao solved the case of guillotine.Unlike the girl who couldn't keep up with the crying, the mother had a smile on her face. As soon as she entered the door, she said loudly, "That man is really a scum, he already has a family, and he lied to my daughter that he is single. If it wasn't for Master yesterday, I wouldn't have thought about checking it out, Master, you are really amazing."

The aunt was whistling, talking like firecrackers, and rushed out "crackling", "Oh, these days, it's so vulgar to call you a master, I have to call you a great fairy!"

Niu Gengbao got goosebumps from this flattery, "I'm not some kind of god, I can't talk nonsense about this."

The aunt hurriedly changed her words and said, "That is a half-immortal, little half-immortal"

After she howled like this, the title of "Little Banxian" spread like wildfire, and flew out of the old community as if she had grown wings.

On the third day, the fourth day... Niu Gengbao's life was a little too moist. He went to three trigrams a day, relaxed and made money. Maybe God couldn't see it. On the seventh day, someone came.

That person is Liang Qi, white and clean, standing in front of him, like a little white poplar, Li Feng, who was standing by the side, suddenly lost his leg again, he pulled his chair away, and said courteously, "Brother Qi, why do you come here when you have time?" Come on, come on, come on, sit down!"

Obviously, he is older than the other party, so I don't know how he called it out.

As soon as Liang Qi sat down, he asked an irrelevant question. He said, "Little Banxian, your glasses are pretty good, where did you buy them?"

Niu Gengbao said, "Street stalls cost ten yuan a pair." Since he left the house, he behaved like a normal person. No one knew that he was actually blind.

"Oh", Liang Qi dragged his long voice, sweeping back and forth on Niu Gengbao's face.

Niu Gengbao vaguely felt that something was going to happen, because when this person came in, what he saw was not a skeleton, but a mass of pitch black, darker than darkness, this is the rhythm of trouble!

Sure enough, his cards were all laid out, and something happened...the Vulcan Crow didn't respond...

Isn't this smashing your own signboard?Niu Gengbao asked Duobao to ask him what happened, and Duobao replied with three words, unable to figure it out.

Vulcan Crow couldn't figure it out, he couldn't see, and his real eye, which can break everything in the world, actually failed. Not only Niu Gengbao, but even Duobao were shocked, and said three times in a row, how could it be possible.

Seeing that this order was about to be smashed, Niu Gengbao could only write a script for himself, "This gentleman has a peculiar personality, and I can see through it with my naked eyes. You should find another expert."

Liang Qi was too lazy to move, "What is fate, little banxian, you can explain it clearly to me."

At that time, Niu Gengbao didn't know the details of Liang Qi, so he made a nonsense casually, saying that he was a true immortal from heaven and earth, but in the end...how could he meet an immortal?That's the kind of shit you can't shake off.

After one failure, Niu Gengbao thought that Liang Qi would have to smear him no matter what, and make a scene or something. However, this person didn't do that. He just came to report every day and didn't do anything else. Sitting on the chair next to him and watching, when the person left, he came up again and said that he wanted to tell the fortune, but each time the calculation was different, today it was marriage, and tomorrow it was life and death, very capricious.

Niu Gengbao annoyed him, but he was also a little curious, but Li Feng seemed to have won so much glory, and he would say what happened to Brother Qi when he saw him, but thanks to him, Niu Gengbao knew that this guy named Liang Qi was still a dropout of high school students.

"I heard that he dropped out of school because he beat up the principal." Speaking of this, Li Feng looked excited.

What Niu Gengbao cared about was, "Why not expulsion?"

"That's the principal's job too. Brother Abandoned's family is this one!" Li Feng gave a thumbs up, "Not only is Shuicheng County, but also the richest man in Liushuipan." Speaking of this, he laughed strangely again , "I even had dinner at the same table with the richest man"

Niu Gengbao exposed him, "When did you have dinner with the richest man?"

"Ah, just abandon my brother, it's the same, the same," Li Feng laughed.

Niu Gengbao actually wanted to leave as soon as he woke up, but the old man was good at calculating accounts, but he couldn't remember anything else clearly. When he finally remembered where the accent Niu Gengbao told him came from, It's been half a month.

In the past half a month, Niu Gengbao's pockets have bulged a lot. He asked his father to give him a bank card number and transferred the money. put it on.Every night at seven o'clock, he and his father had to talk on the phone once, and chatted for an hour or two until each of them felt at ease before hanging up.

After Niu Gengbao left Shuicheng, he arrived in Pan County. He came to Pan County firstly to find someone, and secondly, he was entrusted by someone to look at houses.He refused at first, this is Mr. Feng Shui's business, he can't do it.However, the client was persistent, and the piles of money were put on the table, but Niu Gengbao didn't resist, and accepted it, not because he was blinded by the money, but mainly because the person said that his old house was uneasy, and Duobao was always in his mind. Instigate him to go and have a look, maybe he can meet a ghost.

Speaking of it, catching ghosts is fine, Niu Gengbao himself likes it, but he just didn't understand why he wanted to catch ghosts, and why did he catch them. Anyway, it's instinctively feeling that it should be done.

This time, Niu Gengbao was not alone. Li Feng also came. This person also has his advantages. He knows how to flatter. that is....

"Hey, little banxian, give me an exception today." When the traffic light was at the red light, the window of the car next to him rolled down, revealing Liang Qi's face.

Niu Gengbao turned his head aside and turned a deaf ear.

Li Feng smiled at Liang abandoning his dog's legs, and then asked Niu Gengbao, "Master, are you really ignoring Brother Qi?"

Niu Gengbao raised his eyelids and said, "The light is green, let's drive."

"Hey? Hey, hey! You are seated", stepping on the accelerator, the car rushed over the intersection.

Liang Qi pushed the sunglasses of the same style as Niu Gengbao's on the bridge of his nose, and said to the driver, "Follow up"

This is the road leading to the outskirts of Panxian County. There are not many vehicles on the road. Liang Qi's Cayenne and the Camry in front kept a distance of 50 meters. They turned from the main road into the dirt road in the countryside.