A fortune teller who can't tell fortunes

Liang Qi, surnamed Liang Qi, the first time he heard his self-reported family name, Niu Gengbao also thought that the parents who could give their children this name must be short-sighted, but later Liang Qi got embarrassed and said that the name was his ID card. When it was changed, Niu Gengbao looked sympathetic. It took a lot of grudges against him to think about it so hard.

Liang Qique said as a bachelor, "I was picked up by my parents on the side of the road, and my life is not as good as those children in the orphanage."

Hearing what he said was so miserable, Niu Gengbao thought something was wrong with his family, but later he found out that Shuicheng County produced coal, and the largest coal mine in the county was owned by Liang Abandoned.

Liang Qi came out of his mother's belly in a serious manner, and what he picked up was all nonsense. This third-generation coal is not only full of nonsense, he is also a piece of rotten shit.

That day when Niu Gengbao got off the train, he was invited home.People are actually a contradictory body. When things are not imminent, he will not believe what you say. Only when he is desperate, even if he knows it is false, he is willing to try it.

Normally, with Niu Gengbao's tender face, when he blows out flowers, no one cares about him, but now, he said that he has a folk prescription in his hand, and people believed him. He said that his aunt used to be a famous witch in the local area. , People also believe it.

Niu Gengbao didn't get his ID card yet, so he could only find a hostel to live in when he was away from home. With this family, his food and lodging would be settled.

The family's surname is Li, and there are one son and one daughter in the family. There are five people in total.

When Uncle Li talked about his son, he looked disgusted. It is said that Li Feng is in his twenties and doesn't have a serious job.I told him when I was on the way, and let him live in Li Feng's room when I got home.

Unexpectedly, it was such a coincidence that Li Feng came back today. When they opened the door and entered the house, he crossed his legs and basked in the sun on the balcony. Far"

The father and son probably had a lot of quarrels, so Li Feng pulled out his ears and said, "I'm not here to see you, I'm here to see grandpa."

Aunt Li didn't persuade him either, and after serving the old man back to bed, she hurriedly went out to buy vegetables and cook.Li Feng rolled his eyes around Niu Gengbao, and followed him out the door.

Uncle Li hurriedly tidied up his son's kennel and let Niu Gengbao live in it. Not long after Niu Gengbao entered the room, Li Feng came back.

"Hey, kid, if you're sensible, get the hell out, you're getting impatient if you dare to trick me into coming to my house, right?" As soon as the door was closed, Li Feng rolled up his sleeves, with an unfriendly expression on his face.

Niu Gengbao sat on the bed, squinted at him from behind the sunglasses, and said, "Should I go?"

Li Feng flexed his arms and showed his biceps. Comparing with Niu Gengbao's slender body, he boasted, "Hey, you are a toast, not a fine wine, believe it or not, I can crush you to death with one hand." ?”,

Niu Gengbao curled his lips, "Just because of your broken hand twice?"

At best, Li Feng is a little bastard, he will let go of harsh words, if you really give him a knife, his hands will probably shake.

"Damn, my dad even told you this." He stared with disbelief.

Niu Gengbao said, "It's up to your father to say that my aunt is our famous witch. I have been fascinated by it since I was a child, and I can count it." Now he finds out that he can resist the flag of my aunt very well!

"Just blow it up." Li Feng stopped being aggressive, pulled up a chair and sat down facing each other, "Hey, then you count it for me. If it counts, I'll keep this bed for you for one night. If you don't count, Get out of my house immediately"

Niu Gengbao stretched out a hand to him, "Fortune-telling is fine, first give the hexagrams."

"Damn! Still want to blackmail me", Li Feng made a gesture and wanted to roll up his sleeves, Niu Gengbao said unhurriedly, "Why, you want to renege on your debt? Believe it or not, I'll leave with my voice, you have to keep this bed for me if you don't want to keep it"

Li Feng was so angry, but he couldn't vent it again, 'huchihuchi' gasped for a while, and said cowardly, "Okay, I want to see how you blackmail me"

Niu Gengbao lifted his chin and said, "The hexagram, five hundred, no discounts, credit, cash!"

"You're stealing money!" Upon hearing the offer price, Li Feng was so excited that he left his seat.

Niu Gengbao said indifferently, "Oh, this is the price, if you can't afford it, you don't need to pay it."

Li Feng stared for a while, then sneakily took out a wallet from a corner and flipped through it, and then threw five red banknotes at Niu Gengbao with great momentum, "Isn't it only five hundred, I don't care too much Woolen cloth"

Niu Gengbao didn't mind his attitude, he stuffed the money into his secret pocket, then took out the cards and fanned them into a fan shape, and without putting them down, he squeezed his hand, "What do you want?"

Li Feng stared at the cards in Niu Gengbao's hand and asked, "What is your number?"

Niu Gengbao ignored him, and asked again, "What do you want?"

Li Feng thought for a while and said, "Then tell me, how did I get the injury on my hand?" He has been keeping this matter to himself, and he himself knows about it.

Niu Gengbao lifted the hood, and when the crow was exposed, Li Feng couldn't help but bluffed, "Hey, why are you hiding a bird?"

Vulcan Crow narrowed his eyes and glanced at Li Feng, then flapped his wings and flew down, pecked, and took out two cards from the card. The 25 cards are drawn randomly and irregularly. In short, it depends on where the bird wants to draw.

Niu Gengbao never understood how the crow got what he saw on it. He tried it himself, trying to get some X-ray pictures, but he didn't succeed.

Niu Gengbao turned over the cards, one drew a mountain, and the other drew an old-fashioned bicycle. The previous cards were simple, but this time, he thought for a while before saying, "The injury on your hand is once a I fell while climbing a mountain, and once I fell while riding a bicycle.”

After solving the cards, Niu Gengbao's eyes on Li Feng were not good. The first one was okay and he could speak, but the latter one, what the hell is it? He can break his arm by riding a broken bike, and he is also a talent!

"What a mess!" Li Feng's eyes were about to pop out, with a ghostly expression on his face.

He broke his arm twice, once because he drank too much, smelled of alcohol, climbed a mountain in the middle of the night, stepped on the air and fell, and once was riding a bicycle without looking at the road, and fell into a pit. To let others know, it was the hospital he ran to with his severed hand. If he hadn't had money to pay for the medical bills, he wouldn't have let his father know about his severed hand.

Niu Gengbao touched the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "This bed is mine tonight, please close the door for me when you leave."

This is clearly chasing people away. Li Feng is a typical person with well-developed limbs and a simple mind. When he saw Niu Gengbao showing his hand, he immediately licked his face and said, "Hey, boy, ah no, Master, you can count me one more." This attitude, respectful, is completely different.

Niu Gengbao raised his index finger and shook him, "A person can only calculate once a month. This is the rule, and it can't be bad." You can't be made to look like a bad street by yourself, you have to restrict purchases.

Li Feng still followed this routine, quickly said, "Master is right, I will ask next month", then got up and went out, and when the door was closed, he said all kinds of dog legs, "Master, take a good rest, take a good rest"

The old man has no major problems, his blood vessels are a little clogged, and his bones are a little aging. He has seen so many skeletons, and he has also figured out the pattern. A young and healthy skeleton is shiny, while an old one is gray and decayed.

Seeing Niu Gengbao standing silently, Uncle Li asked, "Gengbao, is there something missing?"

Niu Gengbao came back to his senses, nodded, and asked, "Is there any wine at home?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Feng was eager to express, and jumped out, "What kind of wine does the master want?"

His attentiveness stunned his parents.

Niu Gengbao said, "Good wine!"

"Yes, I'll take it for you right away." After saying that, Li Feng left in a hurry.

There is nothing to show affection, adultery or stealing, Uncle Li and Aunt Li looked at each other, thinking to themselves, they must beat their own boy well later, and don't look at Ren Gengbao to bully others at a young age.

The old man's lesion was in his abdominal cavity, where there was a bug the size of a grain of rice. In Niu Gengbao's eyes, it shone brightly and was very conspicuous. He saw this bug on the train and told Duobao about it. Duobao told him that it was a wine bug.

The reason why wine worms are called wine worms is that wine is inseparable. According to Duobao, this kind of worms live on wine, and adults have the ability to put it in wine, and the wine turns into water, so put it in water , water becomes wine.

This worm must have been drunk inadvertently by the old man. When the wine worm leaves the wine, it will release the smell of alcohol. This is an instinct for self-protection. But it can really blow people away.

Uncle Li's family still has some family background. Li Feng came over with a bottle of Moutai. He looked indifferent, but Uncle Li's face twitched in distress, but when he thought that it was used to save the old man, he felt a little better, but he still cursed secretly. 'spendthrift'

Niu Gengbao swung the poured glass back and forth on the tip of the old man's nose, and patted his stomach with one hand to wake up the bug.

Uncle Li's family didn't dare to breathe, they just stared at Niu Gengbao's movements. After about a quarter of an hour, the old man's nose fluttered a few times, and a flesh-colored bug came out of his left nostril.

Li Feng excitedly said, "Big, master, yes, there is a bug!"

Niu Gengbao put the rim of the glass close together, and the worm wriggled into the wine glass.

"Sir, is this bug causing my father's illness?" At this moment, Uncle Li's title has also changed.

Hearing is believing, seeing is believing, this is not a parasite, Mr. Xiaoren will attract worms two or three times, you say it is miraculous!

"Yeah!" Niu Gengbao said, "Give the old man more water, and he will probably wake up tomorrow."

After the wine worm woke up, it took away most of the alcohol, and there was still some residue, which was enough for the old man to digest.

After the explanation, he was about to go back to the room with his wine glass in his hand. Li Feng followed behind him, babbling on and on, "Hey, master, what kind of bug is that? Why did it get into my grandfather's body? Master, you just exposed it!" That move seems simple, isn't there a mystery hidden in it!"

Niu Gengbao slammed the door on his face, and the world became clean.Li Feng rubbed his nose, stunned for a while, then jumped up suddenly, "Ah, there is a master living in my house, hehe, I have to talk to someone!" After speaking, he ran away.

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12 chapters were missed before, slightly adjusted