[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

"On the first day of leaving my father, I miss my father; on the second day of leaving my father, I miss my father; on the third day of leaving my father, I miss my father; on the fourth day of leaving my father, I miss... ...Your Majesty, I really can't read any more." Zhao Gao said with a painful face while covering his cheeks.

The teeth are sour, okay?This father and son wasted social resources - rushing eight hundred miles to send them both tired and crooked home letters, instead of showing off their father and son's affection everywhere, thinking that showing to others was too deliberate and unnatural, and in the end he became a follower The object of affection from father to son.

Adding the word "bei" to anything is extremely unpleasant.What's more, the father and son of the Ying family have a very different show. As the king of Qin, of course he can't use that kind of low-level show - just whisper to others, "My son is not filial at all, not cute, You only write me a letter in one day, and each letter is only [-] words long, which is really small." What, Ying Zheng's trick is to read home letters to himself every day, so that he doesn't have to go around talking about it, and Zhao Gao will naturally know What did my baby do again, or did she give me something good.

How can there be any good things?They are just some worthless little things. I saw a delicious wild fruit on the road, a plant unique to the south of the Yangtze River... or specimens. Anyway, the sum of one piece is not enough for the travel expenses.The majestic king of a country, this is too easy to fool, right?Zhao Gao thought secretly.

The gift is light and affectionate, and the cuteness will be sent thousands of miles away.Zhao Gao, are you jealous?Jealousy will make people's mind ugly; when you grow out of your heart, your face will become more and more ugly. By then, you will be too ugly. I don't want you to go out with me. It's embarrassing.

Ying Zheng glared at Zhao Gao, since Zhao Gao couldn't read anymore, then he should work hard to read by himself, and see what his precious son wrote.

"Father, my son is fine outside, but it's not convenient to take a bath. I can't wash my hair and take a bath every day. My son feels that he is stinky, so I won't hug my father today, so as not to make my father smelly."

Fool!Why would father think you are smelly?The first time your father hugged you when you were a child, you dragged your father all over your body, which is much more stinky than it is now.

"Father, today Wang Li taught his son how to shoot arrows. He shoots arrows well. That finger... ahahaha... His finger always trembles unconsciously. It seems that the wound has not fully healed, so the son often Pretend to be unintentional, and touch his wound hard~~~ Hehehe! Let him laugh at me for drinking milk!"

What happened to the milk?Who didn't grow up drinking milk?Wang Li's grandfather, Wang Jian, also grew up drinking milk!Smash it!here you go!

"Father, my son is still learning to sing from those veterans, singing "No Clothes", "Same robes with my son, how can I say no clothes", everyone said that my son sang well, but I often sang it, and my son was singing happily Sometimes, someone will come to them to do business, and often the son has not finished singing a song, and there is no one below, and I don’t know why?”

A bunch of souls!Don't be sad if you hit me!When you come back from fighting Chu, your father will take them all to Xianyang Palace and let them listen to your singing.If you don't enjoy singing, they are not allowed to leave, and those who violate it will punish the whole family.

"Father, my son shot an arrow for the first time today, and he hit the target. Although the distance is a bit close, Wang Li said that I am a good seedling, and I might be able to become a general in the future. My son will become a general in the future, and I will protect my father and the king." Great Qin."

darling!baby!Father doesn't need your protection, father will protect you well!Hey, calluses will grow on your hands when you learn archery, be careful not to hurt your hands.Also, don't go out in the sun, what if you get tanned?

"Father, you are too late. Your precious son has been tanned by the sun... woo woo woo... dark... no longer a white and tender little fragrant pig, is it swollen? Would you mind? Will you despise your son and don't want a son?"

Do not dislike!Even if you are no longer a white and tender little pig, but a black and old big smelly fat pig, my father will not dislike you!

"Father, although the last letter said that the son is very happy, but... woo... son, don't become a big smelly pig... The son wants to be a general, a great general, not only to protect the father when he is alive, but also to protect him after death." To protect the father..."

What are you going to do?

"Father, aren't you repairing the terracotta warriors and horses? Make a terracotta warrior like your cute son... I want a mighty general, so that even if my son dies in the future, he can accompany him in the royal tomb." For the father, always protect the father!"

No!

"why?"

Maybe Ying Zheng wrote the letter and sent it. That afternoon, Hu Hai sent another letter. There were only five words in the letter, plus a super big exclamation point, "Don't say I'm short!"

All right!Don't say you are short!If you don't say it, you don't say it, even if you don't say it, the widow can reject you.

So, the cute little friend Hu Xiaozhu received a family letter from his father, which was very simple, with only four words, "You are not tall enough."

"Father is so bad! Little bichon! Don't you think so! Father is very bad, right?" Hu Hai jumped up from the couch, looking at the little boy who was sitting next to his couch, gnawing on a bone. The bichon, seeing that the other party ignored him, was so angry that he slapped the little bichon on the head twice.

Unlike human two-year-old babies who still need human protection, a two-year-old panda is already a big cat... a bear. For the little bichon, Hu Hai's continuous kicking and beating hurt even half of its bear hair. No, except for exhausting Hu Hai himself to death, he didn't achieve any effect he wanted to achieve.

For Hu Hai's attack, the little bixiong didn't react at all, but carefully protected its bones. Only occasionally, when it got impatient, it would use its claws to pull Hu Hai's hand away, and then said, "Bear boy, what should I do with you?" Looking at Hu Hai with an expression like that, it was like looking at a child who hates iron but not steel.

Maybe it's because he and Hu Hai grew up eating and sleeping together. Although the bichon frizz has grown in size, his personality has not changed much, and he has not shown much aggressiveness of bears. Instead, he is quieter and calmer than when he was a child. When going out, others will praise, "As expected of a royal pet, it's really domineering." Hu Hai was so angry that he knew the essence of being a foodie, a lazy man, and grabbing his father's thigh. In front of his face, he angrily drank half a bowl of breakfast milk given to him as punishment.

Hu Hai's only gain from raising a bichon frize is probably because he often drags the bichon frize around, and often fights for snacks with the bichon frize, so his strength is stronger than ordinary children, and his fighting skills are also better than those of ordinary children. Children of the same age are better.

"What a fool! Forget it, I won't beat you!" Hu Hai patted the little bixiong on the head, jumped back to the desk and continued to write: "Dear father, I have some bad news for you. What you said to your son last time is correct. Li Xin’s defeat was caused by a fire in the backyard. There were spies in Yingdu who attacked the rear of Li Xin’s army, which led to Li Xin’s back attack. According to his son’s recent burial in Changping According to the investigation of the people in the Junfu, people with a Chu accent have frequently entered the Changping Junfu recently, so...Father, you may kill your friends with tears in a short time."

Hu Hai thought for a while, and felt that what was written above was a bit too gloating, and added a few words: "A travel agency owner once said that 'betrayal has existed from the beginning'" Huh?You said that the owner of the travel agency didn't say this line, this is the content of the same humanities.The same forced the officer, blame me?

"For a son like Mr. Changping who was born in Chu, his bloodline from his father determines his position, so you don't have to be too sad, father. You are not from the same country. Even if you play together occasionally, you are not from the same country. Yes." Hu Hai finished writing such trivial matters, and then began to write serious matters, "The son is the son of the father, and the blood of the Qin people is shed on his body, which is the blood of the father, so the son will never betray the father... …mwah……"

"Because Chu people can't shrink back, everyone is very bored recently. They are competing every day who can throw stones farthest. My son also went to participate a few days ago and won the first place... It is really the first, not the last one, nor the last one. They let the son. The son just used the advanced production tool - the catapult, and threw the stone directly into the city of Shouchun. Hahahaha... Old General Wang Jian was in a mess at the time. The son guessed that the one in Chu State was called Xiang Yan It's also messed up in the wind, because the son imitated the protagonist in a novel his son had read before, packed our Qin army's household garbage, packed it in a catapult and threw it over. The father probably doesn't know what household garbage is. ? Then don’t know, so as not to affect your mood for dinner at night.”

Lala Zaza wrote several letters. Hu Hai rubbed his sore pen and continued to write: "What do you think of the report on the governance of Chu State that my son typed for you last time? No problem, my son will start to do it." Yeah, throwing stones every day is so boring."

After receiving the family letter from Hu Hai, no one knew how Ying Zheng felt after reading the letter, but soon after, Hu Hai received an order from Xianyang that the king would make a tour of the east.

"Father is really kind to his friends." Hu Hai rubbed his temples, thinking helplessly.

In the battle between Qin and Han, Zhao and Wei, although Yingzheng cared about it, he never visited the battlefield in person.The only time he visited in person was after the extermination of Zhao, and he went to Handan City, killing the enemy's family and the descendants of the enemy's family.A person with such strong love and hatred, when the general situation of Chu State is gone and the general situation is basically settled, he personally came to the front line to supervise the battle. Naturally, it was not for the sake of defeating Chu, nor for monitoring Wang Jian, but for Mr. Changping .

I don't know if the father will be disappointed this time?Hmm...should be, right?When later generations discussed the ministers of Qin Shihuang, few people seemed to have mentioned Lord Changping. Even in "Xun Qin Ji" they were called "Jun Changping" and "Jun Changping", as if he had no name.A person who has occupied the Daqin position for more than ten years since Lu Buwei and before Li Si doesn't even have a name. No matter how you look at it, it looks like the government deliberately obliterated it.

"But...it's none of my business..." Hu Hai put down the Wang Shu in his hand, looked at himself in the mirror with satisfaction, and straightened his clothes with a smile.

Compared with what will happen to Mr. Changping in the future, meeting Xiao He, one of the "Three Heroes of the Early Han Dynasty", is more likely to arouse Hu Hai's curiosity.

The author has something to say: I have never understood why many people wear the Qin style... I can understand that you killed Liu Xiang, but if you only killed one, many people would choose to subdue Xiang Yu and kill Liu Bang...

What does this mean?Why did Shouxiang kill Liu?Is it because Xiang Yu is young, handsome, and powerful?If it were me, I would definitely kill Xiang and accept Liu. .Liu Bang and Qin have no deep hatred, they rebelled just because you were weak, if you keep being strong, he is also a good civil servant of Da Qin, Xu Yizhen, it is absolutely no problem for him to be your dog-headed military advisor...

Xiang Yu is related to the hatred of the country and the nation... If you accept him, one day he betrays you, you can also say... Betrayal has existed from the beginning, just like what Xiaohu wrote in a letter, blood relationship decided to betray

Using the metaphor of the end of the Ming Dynasty, the second generation is Chongzhen, Liu Bang is Li Zicheng's level (not because he is unemployed and will not rebel), Xiang Yu is a Manchu outside the Guan... There is a blood feud between the two ethnic groups, and they will come to beat you no matter what. . .