[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Shaking the small fan, Hu Hai followed Wang Li into the tent.

The inside of the tent looked much bigger than the outside. There were about a dozen tables in the tent, and [-]% of them were already seated by guests, and they were all dressed as Qin soldiers.

Seeing Wang Li and his group enter, a young man in a white linen shirt immediately greeted him with a smile all over his face.

"You don't need to call me, you go and serve the wine yourself." Wang Li waved his hand at the boy, and said impatiently, "I'll have five catties of steamed buns, stewed fat lamb, braised pangolin..." Wang Li reported seven more in one breath. , The names of the eight dishes, except for the stewed fat lamb at the beginning, the other dishes will be placed in later generations, which are enough for him to go to jail until the end.

Thanks to Huhai’s invention of iron pot and dough technology, although the folk dishes are not as refined as those in the palace, they are more rustic, and it’s good to have a meal once in a while.

But Hu Hai didn't drink wine. As soon as he sat down, one of the attendants next to him immediately took out a bag full of water, and the other took out a special bowl besides a water bag.

The bowl was very strange, it was a bowl within a bowl, with a large bowl outside and a small bowl inside, double-layered.

The attendant first filled the small bowl with a water bag, and when the water poured out, Wang Li realized that it was not filled with water, but should be... the young master is so big, is he still drinking milk?Such a young, unweaned child, the king is willing to throw it in the military camp?

Sensing that Wang Li looked at him a little weirdly, Hu Hai turned his face away lightly, what's wrong with drinking milk?A glass of milk a day makes a nation strong!Don't think that I don't know that Qin people don't drink milk because most Qin people are lactose intolerant and have diarrhea when they drink it.

The small bowl was filled with milk, and the attendant began to pour water into the big bowl again, this time it was filled with water. When it was [-]% full, Hu Hai said in a seductive voice: "General Xiao Wang, the time to witness the miracle has come, you Don't blink."

"A miracle?" Wang Li looked in the direction of Hu Hai's finger.

I saw that the attendant sprinkled something into the big bowl, and the water in the big bowl began to emit a trace of white smoke, and then bubbles appeared on the surface of the water, and it boiled.

Seeing Wang Li's shocked appearance, Hu Hai ate a mouthful of preserved deer. He regretted that people these days would not yell "this is not scientific", otherwise he would puff out his chest and say, "This is the power of science."

Wang Li didn't yell, but Hu Hai heard another yell, and when he looked up, he found that the servant had finished delivering the food, and he was standing by the side without leaving.

After the scene of the big change of boiling water was played out, the boy knelt down at him with a "plop", and then started to "bump" his head, talking non-stop, but he couldn't understand a word.

"Promoting Putonghua is a long way to go." Hu Hai muttered, and asked his attendants to drag the boy away. He turned to look at Wang Li, and saw that he still said "I'm not good at all" and "It's just a meal. The three views are all broken", stretched out his hand with a smile, shook it in front of Wang Li, and shouted: "General Xiao Wang! General Xiao Wang has regained his senses! General Xiao Wang! If you don't believe me, you You can touch it with your hands."

Hu Hai said so, and Wang Li did as Hu Hai said, and then... Wang Li's fingers were almost the same as the stewed fat lamb, and he could smell a faint smell of meat.

"Aww!" Wang Li held up his fingers and asked the attendants who had prepared him to apply the wound medicine.

"General Xiao Wang, why are you so honest?" Hu Hai covered half of his face with a fan - the expression on his face was really not suitable for Wang Li to see, and said in a very concerned tone: "I just want you to touch that Wan, I didn't expect you... hey... it's all my fault!"

"No...it's nothing, my lord! It doesn't hurt!" Wang Li said, shaking his fingers.

How can a man be afraid of pain?The more it hurts, the more courage a man can be aroused!What's more, it usually hurts, but it's just a little scary to look at.

"It doesn't hurt, right..." Hu Hai said "Oh", it's too bad if it doesn't hurt.

If it hurts, it hurts at most; if it doesn't hurt, have you seen the news about the bear kid biting off his arm in the zoo a while ago?Didn't the brat in the news stand there very calmly after his hand was severed, neither crying nor making noises, causing the news to praise him as "brave" and "strong" everywhere?In fact, the reporter is medically illiterate. When a person is seriously injured, the body’s stress response will release a lot of morphine-like substances, which have a central analgesic effect, so they will not feel pain.

This is what we see, in many legends and stories, after the hero is seriously injured, he can kill several people at the same time or talk and laugh calmly like a normal person. The medical blindness of the doctor said that after Jing Ke broke his leg, he could still laugh and talk calmly. He really deserves to be a great hero who dared to assassinate Qin.

Hu Hai guessed that after this meal, Wang Li would be in so much pain that he wanted to cut off his hand—after all, his fingers connected to his heart, and then in the next few days, he would be in pain for a long time.

"Young Master, what is this? If it can be used in the army, we don't have to eat those damned cold meals and cold dishes. The weather is good. If it comes to the rainy season or winter, sometimes the fire can't be lit, and the soldiers don't even I can't even drink a bowl of hot water, I can only eat cold noodles, and I don't know how many people will be frostbitten." Compared with his own fingers that don't hurt now, Wang Li is more interested in the miracle that Hu Hai showed.

Relying on the intuition of the general's disciples, Wang Li keenly thought that if this thing was applied to the Qin army, it would bring them much convenience as generals.

"This... The Mo family is researching automatic heating bowls. When they come up with it, you can tell your father about it." Hu Hai smiled and took a sip of hot milk. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly heard a burst of noise coming from his ear. There was a lot of noise, and when I looked up, I realized that several Qin soldiers were arguing over something.

His grandfather's subordinates, in front of the young master, actually caused trouble in the tavern after drinking.

Wang Li suddenly felt a little ashamed, and wanted to drive out those arguing people, but was stopped by Hu Hai, "Listen to what they are arguing about?"

After listening for a while, Wang Li finally felt relieved. It turned out that they were not making trouble, but they were arguing over which one is better, "Sun Tzu's Art of War" or "Sun Bin's Art of War". It's a little overhead, so the sound is just a little loud.

This is also understandable, Wen Wu is the first, and Wu Wu is the second.Brainless fans, fighting for their idols is just so cute.

Both are idiots... fans, Hu Hai thinks that everyone is ape... and they have a heart-to-heart.

"Now the popularity rate of "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "Sun Bin's Art of War" is so high?" Hu Hai looked at Wang Li and asked with a puzzled expression.

Since the year before last and the year before last, when he contributed paper and printing technology consecutively, Ying Zheng really set up a library management office to manage publishing-related matters.The first batch of books published by the management office, in addition to the legalist works such as "Ri Shu", "Qin Fa", and "Shang Jun Shu", there are also some books of military strategists and Mohists, such as "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and "Nine Chapters". Arithmetic" or something.

"Of course, if you can't read and write and can't lead soldiers, how can you be promoted?" Seeing Hu Hai's still puzzled expression, Wang Li explained.

It turns out that although since Shang Yang's reform, the Qin State judged its military merits by the number of enemies it killed, it could only be promoted, but it could not be promoted in the army.

Because promotion in the army requires an assessment, the content of the assessment is not based on how many enemies you killed, but a written test.

How many military orders do you understand in a written test, and your boss sends you a military report, whether you can understand it, whether you will be fooled by the enemy's fake military report, or something like that.Generally speaking, the content of the questions is not biased, and the knowledge points are also very easy to grasp.

But the written test... how can you pass the written test if you don't know how to write?

At that time, even if you wanted to learn to write, you didn't even have a book, who would you turn to teach?

"Although there are quite a lot of people who buy books, there are not many people who can read and write. Many people can only listen to what others say when they buy books." Wang Li said after taking a sip of wine and another bite of mutton.

Hu Hai frowned, but he didn't tell Wang Li that mutton is a fat, and people with injuries must not eat it.

Forget it, no one can die anyway, it just hurts for two more days.This is the end of "drinking in a big bowl and eating a big piece of meat", making you laugh at me for drinking milk.

As for literacy, I can't rush it for the time being, and it's useless to learn it now.After two years, the world will be unified, and it's time for Yingzheng to unify the writing.Hu Hai vaguely remembered that in addition to unifying the characters, Ying Zheng also ordered Li Si to invent a set of fonts that were easier to write than the current Dazuan——Xiaozuan.Although in front of Hu Hai, there is no difference between the small compilation and the large compilation, both are equally strange.

So Hu Hai thought, no matter what, he would be infiltrating into Li Si's writing reform team, trying to think of a way to let Qin directly transition from Dazuo to Simplified characters.

It not only benefits the people of the time, but also saves the people of later generations, who are always fighting for "simplified characters" and "traditional characters".

"Has Old General Wang Jian ever thought about sending out a military letter?" Hu Hai blinked his eyes, looked at Wang Li and said, "Your Wang family is a general of Qin, and you have peacefully conquered the six kingdoms. Those ancient famous generals. Why don’t you write a military book, so that future generations can know how your generals use their troops?”

While Hu Hai was talking, he thought in his heart, this is the first time in history that my son has asked for a draft, right?Since it is the first time, you must not disrespect this young master.

Looking at Hu Hai's face full of "A date? A date? A young man?" Faced with such a huge temptation, Wang Li really couldn't say "No date, no date! Young Master, we don't have a date". As a young boy, he can't make such a huge decision so quickly, and still be his grandfather's master. "This...I'll ask my grandfather about it."

"It's right to ask your lord about this matter. I just want to talk to you first. You talk to Old General Wang first, and then I will talk to him later." Hu Hai patted Wang Li on the shoulder and said.

This matter, no matter whether it is successful or not, anyway, he has gained a good opinion of Wang Jian and Wang Li, and then he will go to Chu State next, if he wants to kill people, set a fire, destroy a family or something, it depends on this matter Come on, Wang Jian is too embarrassed to stop him, right?

Going home that night, Hu Hai specifically mentioned this matter in his letter to "Dear Father and King".Of course, in this elder, elder, elder, elder, elder, elder, elder, and elders, and they are fortunate to have paper in this year. The main content is to write in detail what happened today.

For example, it was the first time I saw people quarreling. It was so emotional. Regardless of the big or small things, as long as Hu Hai thought of it, he would write it all down. Everything was so detailed that when he ate ribs, the bichon ate one more piece than him. This kind of thing, the second content is to miss you, miss you, miss you...I miss you so much, I miss you and I am in a bad mood even when I eat, I am in a bad mood and my hands and feet are so stupid that I didn't even snatch the little bichon.

The author has something to say: Xiao Hu is not allowed to fight, but the military reputation can still be earned...especially when the Meng family and Brother Fusu are close...Although Xiao Hu has no plans to become a prince at this time... …