[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

"Father, you can take it." Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng's face suddenly becoming unfathomable and as dark as a sea, and resisted touching his father's shoulder and said, "Father, everyone doesn't have much taste for you." I’m looking forward to it too much, as long as it’s not too ugly, no matter what the name you choose, everyone will agree on it. You didn’t watch Yongzheng’s dogs named Good Fortune and Baifu, and you didn’t say their names are vulgar” to comfort him.

How could Qin Shihuang need comfort?What a joke!

After a long time, Ying Zheng lowered his head, looked at Hu Hai with a strange expression, and said, "You are a brat."

"Ah? What's none of my business? Father, you're blackmailing me again! I hate it!" Hu Hai silently covered his knees, puffing up his cheeks angrily. Fortunately, he paid attention to his figure since he was a child, and he was not as round as ordinary children, otherwise he would The bulging little face looks like a meat bun no matter how you look at it.

"It's also a bear child..." Ying Zheng teased the panda cub in Hu Hai's arms, and the cub immediately put down the tasteless bamboo in his hand, hugged Ying Zheng's finger and stuffed it into his mouth. "It's worse than you, at least you didn't dare to bite your father like that when you were young."

After Ying Zheng finished speaking, he turned around and ordered his attendants to take another bamboo branch dipped in honey and milk, and handed it to the panda cub's paws. After it was gone, he looked lovingly and touched the cub's fluffy head.

And Mr. Cub, after taking the bamboo branch that Ying Zheng took over, he also threw himself into Ying Zheng's arms, put his little head on Ying Zheng's shoulder, rubbed hard, then raised his paw, and with one paw, Hu Hai's little head was slapped away, and he quickly occupied the position after Hu Hai left.

Um?What rhythm is this?Why has Mao Zheng's father never been so gentle to me?Also, why does this panda compete with me for favor?Did you make a mistake?You still have the nerve to say that you are a panda, but you are clearly a scheming bitch among pandas!

Hu Hai suddenly remembered what some "dog dads", "dog moms" and "cat slaves" joked in later generations, "My cat thinks he is my parents' own, and I only come to play occasionally Children of relatives", "My mother stewed a bowl of beef stew with potatoes, I ate the potatoes, and the beef dog", "Mom made fish for the cat to eat, but the cat didn't even smell it. In order not to waste, the mother took the fish Eat it for me", "I went out shopping with my mother and the dog. I was tired, my mother let me go by myself; the dog was tired, let's go to the ground for my sweetheart", Hu Hai did not miss the posts Pass.

But back then he didn’t keep pets—because when his mother said, “There can only be one animal in the family, I choose you or a dog”, he really chose himself, so when Hu Hai used to read this kind of jokes, he always hugged “Okay.” I went to see it with a "moe" mentality, now that I have a pet, it's still so cute... No, no, no... It's still such a scheming whore panda, I suddenly feel that I won't love it anymore.

"Father..." Hu Hai, who was slapped away by the panda cub, pouted, pointed at the panda cub, looked at Ying Zheng with aggrieved expression, and said, "It bullies the child."

"The bear boy has his own bear boy to cure him. It is more bearish than you, so it can cure you." Ying Zheng stroked Hu Hai's little head, and said with a smile: "It should be called Bichon, it is even worse than the bear boy." .”

"Bi...bi...bi...bear?" Isn't that a dog?Or the famous French dog!

Hu Hai opened his mouth wide, looking at Ying Zheng, who was so proud of picking up a good name, he could imagine what Baidu's "Bichon Frize" would become in the future.

#zhiding: Friends who feed the dog, please go to "Bichon Frize", and give us "Bichon Frize" a quiet space! #

#一个破熊猫，Go back to your pandas!Bichon Frize owners stand up!Fight to defend our bears! #

#熊吧 is owned by Fat Dajun, fuck off! #

#爱熊猫Love Your Majesty! More than 2000 years ago, we got the copyright!A group of dog slaves who worship foreigners! #

Hu Hai looked at Yingzheng with admiration on his face, neither fighting nor scolding nor arguing, just a word can easily make people of later generations quarrel until their brains come out, this is the real bully.

"Father's little Hu Hai, what do you think of this name?" Ying Zheng looked down at Hu Hai, seeing that the other person's expression was a little dull, he touched a bamboo branch dipped in honey water and cows, stuffed it into Hu Hai's mouth and said: " Come! Father’s bear child will also eat one! Don’t worry, it’s cleaned up!”

Originally Hu Hai wanted to spit it out, but since he said it was washed clean, it’s okay to chew it once or twice, anyway, he can’t kill anyone, but there is still something to say in the scene, "Father is so annoying!"

"Haha! Hu Hai is so cute!" Ying Zheng said, suddenly felt something grabbing his clothes, and looked down, it was the panda cub just named "Bichon Frize", with black eyes wide open. With black eyes, he looked at himself curiously, "The little bichon is also very cute!"

really!You scheming bitch!He even robbed me of my father!I don't love you anymore!

Seeing this scene, the alarm bell rang in Hu Hai's mind. Fortunately, the campsite also arrived at this time.Hu Hai stared at Rou Ji, who was standing at the door of the tent with a tray, "Father, Father! The child has to walk by himself!"

"Why did you suddenly want to leave by yourself? Didn't you always let your father hug you?" Ying Zheng looked at the restless Hu Hai writhing in his arms with a puzzled expression.

"Because I've come so far, the child is afraid that the father will be exhausted. And in the long run, I can't let the father hug more, otherwise the father is tired of hugging once, what should I do if I don't hug anymore?" Hu Hai Said eloquently.

"Hahaha! You brat! You can really talk! How can the father get tired of hugging you? The father will never get tired of hugging you in his life! It's you... Maybe you still think that the father always hugs you when you grow up. You." Ying Zheng said so, but he put Hu Hai and the little bichon on the ground together as he said, and raised his foot to walk away, but found that the little bichon was hugging his left foot flexibly, with a small body Sitting there, buried in a ball, even retracted his head, only seeing a round black and white ball.

Panda Hugging Thighs——In his previous life, Hu Hai saw a lot of similar pictures and videos on the Internet. At that time, he only thought they were cute, but now he is the person involved... Actually, he is also cute, but the prerequisite is that if the person being hugged is not his own Father Wang's calf is even better.

You scheming whore!Hu Hai muttered in his heart, resisting the urge to rush up and hug Ying Zheng's right leg, grabbed the piece on the back of the little bixiong's neck, dragged it forward with difficulty, and turned his head to see the stunned expression while walking. Ying Zheng said: "Father, my son wants to exchange feelings with the little bear, and I will come to play with you later. You should go back to the tent and change your clothes."

Looking at Hu Hai, who is dragging a very reluctant bichon bear, whose posture resembles a calf plowing the field, Yingzheng's heart is hurt. Is this the rhythm of not wanting a father if you have a cute pet?What is "afraid that the father will be exhausted", "afraid that the father will be tired of hugging"?What about exchanging feelings?It's clear that he was in a hurry to play, and then he disliked the widow who was in the way!A pair of bear kids!How unfilial!

Ying Zheng walked into the tent with a dark face all the way, and let the servants and maids change clothes for him.

Fortunately, although everyone was panicked about Ying Zheng's behavior of being happy and angry, sometimes sunny and sometimes cloudy, they were already used to it--the Son of Heaven, isn't it normal that the power of heaven is unpredictable?

At this moment, the culprit who caused Yingzheng's low air pressure was trying to pull his thigh out of the little bichon's claws, "Bad bastard! I hate it! Don't you love hugging father? What? Now father Gone, changed to this son’s thigh? Now that you know who is your master, who should you show off to? Tell you! It’s late! You scheming bitch, this son will tell you! This son is angry! Rou Ji, hurry up Go to light the fire, turn the fire up, let's make a roasted suckling bear for the king to eat! Hmph! Panda meat! A fighter jet among the national treasures! I haven't eaten it yet!"

Hu Hai looked at the black and white ball with his small body huddled into a ball hugging his thigh, and said angrily.

The little bixiong raised his head, looked at Hu Hai blankly, and then silently stretched out the bamboo branch in his paw towards Hu Hai.

"My lord, this bear is courting you." Rou Ji looked at Hu Hai who was full of indignation, and then thought about the black face when she saw Ying Zheng just now, and smiled silently in her heart.

The king and the young master really deserve to be their fathers. Not only do they look alike, but they even have similar temperaments.

"Please!" Hu Hai finally couldn't hold back, snatched the bamboo branch from the little bixiong's hand, pointed at Rou Ji's face and said, "It's just trying to please? It's just saying that this one is finished." , shit shoveler, quickly replace this bear with a new one!"

"Pfft!" Rou Ji finally couldn't help laughing, she looked at Hu Hai who had a face of "What should I do with you? You annoying brat" and silently exchanged new bamboo branches for the little bixiong, This kind of hard-mouthed and soft-hearted behavior towards bear children, why does it feel like a certain king?While thinking about it, Rou Ji hurriedly corrected her expression and said: "My lord, the milk you ordered has been delivered."

"Let it go! Let it eat!" Hu Hai stomped his feet, seeing that the little bixiong finally gave up his thighs under the temptation of milk, and started drinking gulps from the milk pot instead. He finally heaved a sigh of relief. Turning to look at Rou Ji, he said, "Where is the chicken that I asked you to prepare?"

"Young master, here." Rou Ji lifted the tray on the side, and sure enough, she saw a chicken wrapped tightly in lotus leaves, lying on it obediently.

"Great, father must be taking a bath and changing clothes now, and he can have a meal after taking a bath. I just start cooking from now, and the chicken should be cooked by then." Hu Hai looked at the package in his hand with satisfaction. chicken.

"But, son, are you going to..." Rou Ji was about to ask Hu Hai what he was going to do, when she saw Hu Hai put another layer of mud on the lotus leaf, and then slipped his hand, and threw the muddy chicken directly into the lotus leaf. into the fire.

"Huh? What did you say?" Hu Hai turned his head, tilted his head, and looked at Rou Ji innocently.

"No! It's nothing!" Rou Ji silently swallowed the rest of the words. Anyway, it is the stupid father who is responsible for the food later, not herself. Anyway, no matter how bad it is, the stupid father will say "delicious and delicious" , Father and son love each other, why do you care so much about yourself?