[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

"Do you still need to close your eyes?" Hu Hai was taken aback, looked at Ying Zheng's smiling and silent expression, bit his lower lip, and said, "Just close your eyes! Father, please don't close your eyes while the child is here. Doodling on your face..."

Hu Hai's words made Zhao Gao, who had just walked over, stagger, brat, do you really think everyone is the same as you?The last time you took advantage of my lord's dozing off, you drew a turtle on my lord's face, and you even inserted a small red flower on my lord's head. But because the king called me urgently, my lord didn't wash my face, comb my hair, or look in the mirror. go out.With this face, my lord crossed half of the Xianyang Palace from the government office to the king's residence, and saw a hundred or so people along the way, which is so refreshing.

It's because I often deceive people like this that I am even more afraid of being deceived!Hu Hai lay on Ying Zheng's shoulder, and made a grimace at Zhao Gao, whose face was as black as charcoal.

"Father, my son trusts you so much, don't cheat on your cute son, don't take the opportunity to tease him." Hu Hai said coquettishly with his arms around Ying Zheng's neck.

"At such a young age, why do you have so many eyes? What about the promise that 'thunder, rain and dew are all the grace of the king'?" Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai helplessly, causing Hu Hai to hug his neck, leaning in his arms, and again Begging for mercy is cute and coquettish, there is a great chance that you will not agree with me, "Okay! My father promises you, my father will never cheat you, and I will never take the opportunity to play tricks on you."

Hearing what Ying Zheng said, Hu Hai tilted his head, looked at him seriously for a while, estimated the other party's patience, and felt that the "work" was almost done here, so he nodded and said: "You are not joking, the child just believes it." Father once."

After all, Hu Hai put on an expression of "accepting fate", and closed his eyes obediently.

Are you kidding me?What a little fool!If the king wants to cheat you, so what if he agrees to you in advance?If you want to say nothing, what can you do?Well, when will I have to think of a way to let the brat know the cruelty of the world.But today, let's forget it for the time being, to save him from crying.

While thinking, Ying Zheng signaled his subordinates to open the small bamboo basket, took out the contents of the small bamboo basket, held them in his hands, looked at Hu Hai with his eyes closed, hugged his neck tightly, and put on an awe-inspiring look. For a moment, he became narrow-minded, took the little thing that was struggling in his hand, and brought it face-to-face to Hu Hai's face.

"Huh? Father? Can you open your eyes? What is it? It's licking the child's face!" Hu Hai felt a wet, soft, slippery thing that was still emitting heat, and licked it on his face. Go, the itching is very uncomfortable, "What is this? It's so disgusting! It's still licking my mouth! Smelly! Slut! Rascal!"

Being troubled by his good son's soft and cute "stinky hooligan", Ying Zheng laughed so hard that he almost threw the two brats out together. It was so much fun, so he likes Hu Hai the most. Who said that? Hu Hai is like a widow, who was not so stupid when he was a child—the main reason is that he is not qualified to be stupid, and most innocent and well-behaved fools are spoiled by others.

Hearing the laughter coming from his ears, he felt Ying Zheng's body trembling, and he seemed to fall down at any moment. Although Hu Hai was angry, he still hugged Ying Zheng's neck tightly, and said angrily : "Hateful! The father laughs at the child again!"

"Don't laugh, don't laugh! Father didn't smile! Little Hu Hai, who doesn't believe in father, open your eyes to see if father is laughing at you?" Something, leaned on Hu Hai's face again, and said in a seductive voice: "Father's little Hu Hai, quickly open your eyes and see, what is this?"

Hu Hai closed his eyes, looked at the little thing in front of him that was holding the bamboo with one paw, and touched his face with the other paw from time to time, he was shocked instantly, "How could it be this?"

According to Huhai’s not very rich life experience in the past 19 years, as early as when Ying Zheng said that he would give him a gift, he guessed that it must be a living thing, but he thought about ordinary kittens, puppies and rabbits, and not very ordinary ones. The little fox, the little tiger and the little lion who are not ordinary at all, just did not expect him to give a little panda, um, it should be a little giant panda.

In fact, when I think about it seriously, it’s not that I can’t find any clues about this matter, I should be able to guess it, it’s just that the way of thinking in my previous life has habitually restrained me, making me dare not think about it from this angle.

"What? Don't you like it? Father, didn't you look very happy just now?" Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai with his small mouth open in the shape of an "O" and a dull expression on his face, and casually threw the panda in his hand into Hu Hai. In his arms, he rubbed Hu Hai's little head and asked.

"I like it! Of course I like it! But..." Hu Hai looked at the chubby panda cub in his arms, which seemed to weigh no more than four or five catties. According to his years of experience in the Zongheng Panda Channel, this panda has just reached the full moon Not long after, "Such a small panda, without a mother, how to raise it? And it left its mother at such a young age, how pitiful it is." Hu Hai touched the panda cub in his arms, and seriously recalled the past on the Internet and the panda channel. Panda feeding knowledge that I have seen.

This creature seems to eat milk until it is one year old, and it seems to be quite picky about what it eats. For example, the bamboo, it seems to only eat a special species. I have seen news about the panda in the United States before, saying that the bamboo in the zoo is not enough. To eat, encourage the public to plant bamboo for pandas in their own yards.

Hu Hai thought that he was studying the recipe seriously with the panda cub in his arms, but his thoughtful appearance made Ying Zheng think otherwise.

Is Wang'er missing his mother?That's right, he is still so young, although the widow loves him very much, but he is also very busy with government affairs every day, so he can't accompany him and protect him day and night like his mother.Such a small child, without a mother to protect the poor, the widow, who is the father of the king, must take good care of him.

For a while, the future Mr. Qin Shihuang Yingzheng had a big brain. He first thought of himself and his mother in the days when Zhao Guo depended on each other, and then thought of the danger of being precarious after returning to Qin State because of the threat of Chengjiao's mother and son. Finally, ... Sighing and sighing, I never thought that the mother-child relationship between myself and my mother would be so gone.

Um?Always feel that something is wrong!

Hu Hai regained his senses from the panda recipe, turned his head and looked at Ying Zheng, who seemed to be in a daze, and his painting style was a bit wrong... Wait, how could His Majesty Shihuang, who is wise and mighty, be in a daze?I must have opened my eyes the wrong way.

Hu Hai closed his eyes, then opened them again, and continued to look at Ying Zheng. How could His Majesty the First Emperor be in a daze?This must be thinking about national affairs, it is impossible to be in a daze.

Yes, it is like that.

"Father, father, what are you thinking?" Hu Hai shook his body in Ying Zheng's arms, pushed the other's shoulder, and said coquettishly.

"Ah... where did you just say?" Pushed by his precious son, Ying Zheng showed a look of awakening, looking at the panda cub who was younger than him in his arms, blinking a pair of black and shiny eyes Hu Hai asked, staring at him eagerly.

"Mother Panda..." Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng and said uncertainly, "Is Mother Panda okay? You...no...how are you treating Mother Panda?"

"Bear child, where are you thinking?" Ying Zheng pinched Hu Hai's nose and said with a smile: "When the father saw this cub, there was no mother beast around it. The father guessed that the mother beast should I went looking for food."

"Ah? Then father, didn't you become a human... cat...should be a bear dealer?" Hu Hai glanced at the panda cub in his arms, "Poor little baby, he was abducted at such a young age, It’s sad that its mother can’t see it when it comes home.”

"What kind of bear dealer? What a mess! Father wants to sell a bear, so first sell your bear child. If you think its mother is sad, then father will send it back?" Ying Zheng grabbed the panda in Hu Hai's arms. Cub, make a gesture to lift it up.

"No, no, no! The cub has already smelled human, and if you send it back, its mother won't want it. We should keep it." Hu Hai hugged the panda cub tightly in his arms, eagerly Open your mouth and say.

"Baby bear, you know quite a lot. You also know that a mother animal won't have cubs if it's human." Ying Zheng hugged Hu Hai with another hand, pinched his little nose and said, " Since you want to raise it, you should give it a name first."

"Hmm... the father should give it a name." Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng and smiled. The name of Qin Shihuang and the name of Qin Shihuang's son are definitely two different treatments. Xiaopangda, you are destined The name will go down in history.

Hu Hai has almost seen that more than 2000 years later, on the Baidu Encyclopedia of pandas, there must be a statement that "pandas have been successfully domesticated by humans in the Qin Dynasty, and even the first emperor served a panda and gave it a name himself." Introduce, and in every post introducing pandas, it will focus on introducing this panda raised by Qin Shihuang—maybe Fat Dajun’s reputation will be higher than Qin Shihuang’s sons.

Even Hu Hai can imagine the content of the reply to the post in the post, "The male god is awesome! Raising pets is different from ordinary emperors, he is worthy of being an emperor through the ages!", "The male god and Gun Gun are both It's my favorite, the two of them form a group, the effect is not one plus one, but one multiplied by one!", "Is the upstairs stupid? One multiplied by one is still one! You are so funny! How dare you be a human? Not as good as me! Look at me, Your Majesty, I am a panda spirit who has cultivated in the mountains for many years, and today I come out of the mountains to be your pet!", "Haven't you read "Historical Records"? It says that Your Majesty's pandas are not raised by myself. Give it to my son! Woohoo! Your Majesty, I am willing to be your son! Daughter-in-law is also fine! As long as you give me a fuck!", "The little bitch upstairs really has no experience, what kind of daughter-in-law ? If you want to be your majesty's queen! I am suitable for men and women, can be attacked, can be accepted, can be BL, BG, GL! I can roll, be cute, and warm the bed! Please give me a roll!"

ah!Such a yellow and violent reply! After more than 2000 years, reading Shihuang's discussion posts may be the same as reading the Weibo of the son of the former richest man. There is always a feeling of being in a brothel.

"Whoever chooses..." As a user with difficulty in naming names, Ying Zheng rubbed his chin, and suddenly felt pressured to name his children. Anyway, no matter how he chooses, the parties and his mother will not have any opinions, so I heard Some people are singing "Fusu in the Mountain" and they are called "Fusu". When they see Zhao Gao, they are called "Gao".But if you don't choose a good name for your pet, the brat will definitely make trouble, right?There will definitely be trouble.

Be sure to choose a good name!

The author has something to say: I was thinking, what was Dad Zheng thinking when he named son Gao?Zhao Gao is also the name of Ying's Zhao family...

Accidentally hacked Zheng's father, covered his face and ran away...

Can Gun Gun call Shenma by name?Actually I didn't think about it