It symbolizes power, as long as you cut it with a knife, the minimum benefit is to upgrade to 999 levels, with a high chance of bursting out with god-level equipment.And as a suckling pig, as long as you are hacked, you will lose a life and be demoted.Slowly you can upgrade to pig monster, pig essence, pig fairy, pig god, and when you reach the stage of pig essence, you can practice cross-dressing and change into any appearance. "
"You have to practice through every level in the suckling pig's exclusive escape map. When you reach a certain level, you can practice martial arts and attack humans. Of course, if you want to enter the normal map, you must first Contact our customer service, otherwise it will be troublesome when the server crashes, and you may be stuck in Xinshou Village and lose millions of levels at once."
"Currently your career ranks No.10 in the world, and two players before you have been promoted to Pig God. You still need to work hard."
Lou Jian sneered: "This stupid game has successfully aroused my desire to conquer."
After sending this voice, Lou Jian returned to the game and said [Continue to pretend to be dizzy] without hesitation.
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☆, Freshman · Thirteen
Early in the morning on October [-]st, Hu Junran knocked on the door of Lou Jian's house on time.
Lu Shu welcomed people in, Hu Junran was sweet-mouthed, coaxing Lu Shu like a young girl in love, unable to stop laughing.
Knowing that Lou Jian hadn't woken up at this point, Hu Junran quietly entered Lou Jian's room, intending to wake him up.
Lou Jian played role-playing in the middle of the night last night, and in the end not only offended the fatuous old emperor, but also put him in the cold palace.
In the most recent scene, the old emperor turned into a sketch line, the background was blank, and the dialogue between the characters was like this:
[Ah, I don’t think any idiot will play to this ending, I’m being lazy, so I won’t draw the last scene, so I shouldn’t be discovered, hehehehe. ]
Lou Jian: "..."
He couldn't figure it out, he had tried his best to please the old emperor, so he almost got naked and lay on the dragon bed, but the emperor seemed very angry with him.
Finally he came to a conclusion:
Sure enough, he is still not suitable for playing this kind of girls' games.
In the end, he was kicked out of the Second Secret Realm because of mission failure.As soon as it came out, a system notification popped up soon.
[Dear best player in the national server is an idiot player. In view of your idiot operation in the game before, the system temporarily identifies you as the enemy’s malicious marketing account. The purpose is to disrupt our game server and game order and hook up with our painter Xiao Sister, in view of this, the system will ban you for 24 hours, and you can log in to the game again after 24 hours. ]
He almost made a hole in the floor of Lou Jian's room.
Jing Yiwei fell asleep in the middle of the night and suddenly received a call, and when he connected, there was a roar from inside.
"Jing Yiwei, you crazy man! You stinking idiot! You're a fool!"
Jing Yiwei: "..."
He didn't even look at who was calling, and cursed back: "What do you think you are?! You're an idiot! Is the lunatic asylum closed today!"
The two scolded each other in the middle of the night, Jing Yiwei fell asleep at the end of the scolding, and Lou Jian was so angry that he couldn't sleep.
When Hu Junran came in, he found his mobile phone thrown on the floor.He kindly picked up the phone and put it on the bedside table.
Then wake people up.
When Lou Jian was woken up, she was very irritable, and she cursed before anyone could see clearly: "You bastard is still here?!"
Hu Junran: "..."
Five minutes later, Lu Shu caught a little fat man who was so wronged that it exploded at the door.
Lou Jian came to her senses and hurried out to coax her, finally coaxing her well.
The old man of the Lou family came out of the study and asked what was wrong when he saw this scene.
Lou Jian laughed: "It's nothing, let's play."
Hu Junran didn't dare to do anything wrong in front of Lou's father, and when he was with Lou Jian, he didn't seem to be the same person.
Lou Jian was thankful for this for a while, at last Hu Junran knew how to restrain himself and didn't ruin his image.
Although Lou Jian was not afraid of this father, his father's temper was quite different from his mother's. His mother could handle it alone, but when he came to his father, he seemed to wilt.
For this reason, Lu Shu said that he was not manly at all.
Probably, his mother always thought this child was too motherly.
But Lou Jian is actually a very masculine person.
After Hu Junran had a meal at his house, Lu Shu went to take a nap, and his father invited Hu Junran to play Go together.
He looked at Lou Jian with a puzzled face, Lou Jian ran faster than his second uncle, and hid in the toilet like a gust of wind.
Holding the mobile phone, Lou Jian was sitting on the toilet seat, and saw Jing Yiwei sent him a message 5 minutes ago: Is it Mercury retrograde recently, I was scolded by a stinky idiot last night.
Lou Jian: "..."
Now that he is awake, he feels that it was an extremely naive behavior for him to call and scold people last night, but he was embarrassed to tell him that he lost his reason because he was scolded while playing games, so he replied: Go and see Look at the call log.
1 minute later.
—…You fucking...you called me last night?
-yes.
—Then what the hell are you scolding me for? !ill?
—Ahem, actually, I have the habit of sleepwalking, am I surprised or surprised?
—…I don’t want to raise your pig anymore.
—[Shy] Don't worry, big brother, I still have help.
Two minutes later, Jing Yiwei couldn't bear the loneliness anymore.
— Guess who is looking for me today [Yun Bei]
Lou Jian took pleasure in others' misfortune and ridiculed him: Did a ghost get on his body?
Jing Yiwei replied in seconds: Do you think Hu Qian looks like a ghost?
Lou Jian sent a series of ellipses, and Jing Yiwei sent another message: I'm looking for Lin Peibai today.guess what.
Before Lou Jian returned, there was another ding ding dong dong sound: Lin Peibai lives so close to my house!A building!
— Aren’t you day students all in the same community? [wiping sweat]
- Don't you want to know what I'm doing with her?
—I really want to know what Hu Qian is looking for you for.
— She came to me and asked if you were free tomorrow
There was no punctuation mark at the end, and another one came: I asked her to ask Chu Chengxuan what happened.
—You tell her I'm free tomorrow.
— She said that Chu Chengxuan is quite arrogant.But I found this woman a bit abnormal.
—Speaking of which, does she want to ask me out?
After posting this sentence, seeing that Jing Yiwei didn't post any more messages, Lou Jian laughed tremblingly in the toilet.
Hu Junran's indifferent voice came from outside: "Are you laughing at shit in the toilet?"
Lou Jian quickly opened the door and glanced outside.
Hu Junran said blankly, "I lost. Your father has already left."
Lou Jian breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to step out when a phone call came in.
Lou Jian was taken aback, Hu Junran turned his head to look at the name, his expression was weird: "Tsk, I didn't want to argue with you, did I?"
Lou Jian thought about it for a while, and when he pressed the answer button, Jing Yiwei's furious voice came from inside: "Die me!"
Hu Junran was quite frightened by his angry roar, said "Wow", and looked straight at Loujian.
On the other hand, Lou Jian took the phone away without changing his face, and asked, "Hey, why don't you make a video call with me? What a waste of phone bills."
Hu Junran hid in the toilet while muttering "I'm afraid".
Lou Jian knew that Jing Yiwei must be very angry with him, so he quickly vaccinated: "Don't call, my mother is taking a nap."
Jing Yiwei fell silent, and Lou Jian laughed: "Isn't that how you usually are, when you don't want to reply to my words, you talk about yourself. This is repaying the other person in the same way as the other person, right?"
It was rare for Jing Yiwei to be choked up by him, and it was so quiet that Lou Jian thought the line was busy.
Lou Jian stopped smiling and asked, "Where do you want me to go?"
Jing Yiwei finally replied: "I just sent a message to Hu Qian, and she asked if she could ask you out."
Lou Jian didn't expect that he really said it, and quickly said: "Don't, don't, I'm just talking casually!"
Jing Yiwei said in an uncle-like tone, "Now I don't want to see you anymore."
As soon as he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
Lou Jian was frightened out of his wits by this trick, and hurriedly wanted to call back, but the line was really busy there.
When Hu Junran came out, he saw Lou Jian with a look of lovelessness, nodded with a clear face, and said, "Understood, you haven't quarreled with him, have you?"
Lou Jian looked at him strangely, and asked, "Tell me, why does Hu Qian have Jingwei's contact information, but not mine? Wouldn't it be good if she just added me from the class group?"
Hu Junran shook the water off his hands and said, "Because I like Jingwei."
"..."
Lou Jian asked, "Do you know where Jingwei's family lives?"
Hu Junran's eyes widened suddenly: "Damn it, you still want to scold at other people's house? Forget it, forget it, I heard that Jingwei's parents are intellectuals, so you better not go there and make trouble." For good, what a shame."
Lou Jian murmured: "No...then what, Jingwei wanted to talk to me, but I ignored him, so he got angry, but now that I think about it...ah...it should be quite important. But he doesn't want to He met me and betrayed me to Hu Qian. Hu Qian will ask me out tomorrow."
"A date?"
The situation on Hu Junran's face changed, and he finally showed a normal expression, and smiled cheaply, "Hu Qianren is pretty good, she used to be in the same examination room as me, and she looks okay, you can think about it."
Lou Jian automatically ignored his words and asked, "Do you know where Jingwei's house is?"
Hu Junran looked at him in surprise, and found that the two had been sitting at the same table for a long time, and their ability to pretend to be deaf was better than the other.
After being tormented by him for a long time, Hu Junran reluctantly took out a list of addresses of all the students in Class [-] and [-] from the mobile phone and gave it to him, pouted: "I'll come to your house, but you still have to go to someone else's house. This guest is really not taken seriously."
Lou Jian took a glance, saw Jing Wei's name, put away the phone, took out the key: "Let's go!"
Hu Junran shoved a few packets of potato chips from the coffee table, and followed Lou Jian out the door with a reluctance and honesty.
Lou Jian sent a message to Jing Yiwei: I'm looking for you, little fairy.
The little goblin didn't return. He waited until Lou Jian and Hu Junran had entered his community before he replied: Dad is downstairs. If you can find me, I will forgive you.
"..."
Lou Jian: Send me the location.
Jing Yiwei directly shared a location with him.
Lou Jian took a look and found himself 100 meters away from him. When he turned his head, he saw Jing Yiwei holding a bag in one hand and a large cup of yogurt in the other, looking towards them while sucking on a straw.
Hu Junran looked at the 1000ml yogurt in his hand, and immediately felt that the bag of potato chips in his hand was so low-grade that people couldn't look directly at it.
Jing Yiwei waved at them and asked, "How do you know where I live?"
Lou Jian pointed at Hu Junran, who looked at the bag in his hand and asked, "What are you buying?"
Jing Yiwei shrugged: "My mother has to use yogurt to make a mask, and I bought it for her. Do you drink it?"
"Drink and drink!"
Jing Yiwei took out a box of 500ml from the bag and gave it to him, then looked at Lou Jian, who was also looking at him.
Jing Yiwei made a movement——
He put the bag in his hand on the ground, poured out the straw he just drank with his right hand, and handed it to Lou Jian with a natural expression: "Drink it."
Lou Jian looked at his vulgar and wretched movements in shock, and asked, "What?"
Jing Yiwei said impatiently: "The small box is gone. Do you want to change the straw for you? It's already good. I didn't ask you to drink it."
While drinking, Hu Junran watched Lou Jian reluctantly took the box of yogurt with a smile on his face, and said, "Lou Lou has a serious obsession with cleanliness."
Jing Yiwei disagreed: "Boys are still obsessed with cleanliness, who is used to it."
Lou Jianxin said that if it wasn't for last night, he would feel guilty, and he should have yogurt all over his face by now.
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Jing Yiwei went on to say: "My mother and father are both at home, you go and praise my mother more, she likes sweet-talking people."
Lou Jian taunted him: "I didn't see how sweet your mouth is."
Jing Yiwei glanced at him and smiled politely: "That's just not sweet for you."
"..."
Hu Junran asked: "Speaking of which, Lou, what did you ask him for?"
It was only then that Lou Jian remembered, and asked, "Have you promised Hu Qian?"
Jing Yiwei shook the bag in his hand: "Ah, I agree."
Hu Junran added to the fire: "You just go, it's not that you are going to die."
Lou Jian said solemnly, "Don't give her unrealistic fantasies."
Hu Junran rolled his eyes: "Didn't she be frightened when she asked you to go to the roof last time? You didn't express your love, and you didn't explicitly reject her."
Jing Yiwei pulled the two of them over: "Here, go upstairs."
Lou Jian asked, "Lin Peibai also lives here?"
Jing Yiwei: "It's just upstairs from my house."
Hu Junran asked: "Then don't you meet each other every day at school?"
Jing Yiwei lazily said: "No, I get up late."
Lou Jian could understand when he remembered that the two of them almost entered the classroom by stepping on each time.
The three of them went upstairs, Jing Yiwei stuffed the bag in his hand to Loujian, and took out the key to open the door.
Lou Jian hurriedly stopped him: "Wait!"
"What for?" Jing Yiwei turned his head and looked at him suspiciously, seeing him biting the straw and taking a couple of sips, then ran a few steps to the trash can next to him, and threw it in.
Hu Junran looked at him like that, and immediately followed suit by throwing the box away. Jing Yiwei looked at the two of them speechlessly, and opened the door.
As soon as the door opened, Lou Jian's first reaction was to finally understand why Jing Yiwei's mother would buy a pack of small emoji badges for him to wear.
The decoration is bright. When decorating, whichever color should be the most eye-catching can be used. Once you enter, people's mood will be much better.
Jing Yiwei's parents were sitting at the dining table and were peeling an apple alone. Seeing Jing Yiwei came back with guests, they quickly put down the knife in their hands, stood up and asked, "Are you a classmate?"
The two quickly greeted each other: "Excuse me, hello, aunt and uncle!"
Jing Yiwei took the bag from Lou Jian and said, "I ran into it downstairs."
Lou Jian looked over and finally understood the reason why Jing Yiwei was good-looking. His mother was almost a standard beauty, with delicate features and a baby face that looked very young. Yi Wei is almost the same, the lying silkworms under the eyes make the eyes very big.
His father's eyebrows were flying, and he saw that he was the one who was chased by girls when he was young.
Hu Junran fully understood Jing Yiwei's advice, and immediately praised: "Auntie, you look so good-looking!"
His mother was coaxed dizzy by him: "Hey, thank you!"
After finishing speaking, his mother took the bag from Jing Yiwei's hand, touched his son's head, and smiled: "Come in, have you had lunch?"
Hu Junran grinned grinningly: "Thank you, Auntie, I've eaten!"
His dad went over to close the door and asked, "Is this your first time at our house? I haven't seen you before."
The two introduced themselves, and Lou Jian responded, "We are classmates."
"Classmates, then you must have a good relationship with Jing Wei, he doesn't bring male classmates back very often."
Lou Jian and Hu Junran looked at each other in surprise, thinking to themselves, did they often bring their female classmates back?
Jing Yiwei glanced at his father resentfully. His father seemed to have sensed it. He smiled and said, "No, no, no, no one brought girls home. They all went out to spend the night."
"..."
Jing Yiwei felt that he could sue his father for defamation, and was just about to go over to explain, but was pulled aside by his mother, who was a head shorter than him, and touched his face with her hand, a bit reproachful, Said: "Look at you, you can get dust on your face every time you go out, go and wash it."
Lou Jian glanced at Jing Yiwei's reluctance and smiled inwardly.
His father seemed to be a very talkative person, and he greeted the two of them to sit on the sofa and asked, "Do you live around here too?"
Lou Jian replied, "We're in the next neighborhood, so we happened to run into him."
Hu Junran smiled: "Uncle, my house is not far from here."
"After that, I can come and sit often. Anyway, it's not far away. When Jing Wei is alone at home, his mother always tells him, you say, a boy doesn't go out all the time and stays bored at home."
Lou Jian felt that his father was really carved out of the same mold as his mother, and when the two got together, they probably discussed how their son would look like a woman.
His mother brought out a plate of fruit from the kitchen, and asked Jing Yiwei in the bathroom: "Son, are you done washing?"
When Jing Yiwei came out of the bathroom, his whole head was wet, and the neckline of his shirt was also wet a lot. He asked his mother sadly: "Did the faucet explode? I thought my brain popped out."
Lou Jian was almost laughed to death by him, but he couldn't get angry in front of his father, who knew his mother laughed out loud first.
Lou Jian once again understood why Jing Yiwei's laughter was so magical.
His dad got up and said, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, it's been like this since you left, Er Wei ran up to bite it, no, I was so scared that I hid under your quilt and dared not come out."
Jing Wei's eyes widened: "Did you let him sleep on my bed?"
Lou Jian and Hu Junran followed into Jing Yiwei's room, and at a glance saw a white cat curled up on the bed, still wrapped in a quilt, with one head sticking out, seeing so many people coming in to look at it, it seemed A little excited, the cat tilted its head and meowed.
Jing Yiwei was furious, and lifted the quilt as soon as he got up, the cat seemed to be frightened by him, and stayed there for a while, motionless.
Lou Jian was almost laughed to death by him, Hu Junran went up to touch the cat, Jing Yiwei grabbed Er Wei's nape before him, and came out with a fierce look on his face.
His mother and father were guilty and sat side by side on the sofa. When his father saw him coming out with the cat, he coughed twice and said, "Well, be nice to your brother."
Lou Jian came out after Jing Yiwei, seeing that the cat didn't struggle even a bit, his expression was hopeless, and he was about to stifle internal injuries from his suppressed laughter.
Jing Yiwei sneered: "Well said, why don't you let your youngest son sleep on your bed!"
His mother replied: "Our bed is for sleeping."
He was angry: "Isn't my bed for sleeping?!"
His mother waved her hand and said, "What's the matter, brother, sleep. Okay, your classmates are all here, so you put him down quickly. They are hurting him. Don't stand there, come and sit down!"
After finishing speaking, the two got up, his mother winked at Jing Yiwei, and said, "Auntie has something to do with uncle, go out for a while, good son, get along well with your classmates. Let's go."
Jing Yiwei was charged with not loving children, and threw Erwei far away in disgust. Erwei landed firmly on the ground, glanced at his brother, then at his parents as if to After leaving, he thought about who he couldn't mess with, then gracefully took small steps and walked towards the balcony.
Hu Junran had probably never seen such a battle before, he sat down for a long time before he realized it, and he started laughing.
Lou Jian sat next to Jing Yiwei, seeing that he was still angry, put his hand on his shoulder and smiled, "Are you angry with the cat?"
Jing Yiwei glanced at him, pretended he didn't hear what he didn't want to pay attention to, and said to him: "When I came back yesterday, I happened to meet Lin Peibai, so I asked her about Chu Chengxuan, I see her After saying 'this man is quite arrogant', he stopped talking. I think he must have been bullied by him."
Lou Jian thought for a while and said, "Lin Peibai has a good relationship with the girls in the class, unlike Du Yishan, she is quite popular, so she shouldn't look like he will be bullied by him?"
Hu Junran: "That's right. Besides, being chased by him is not bad. You don't know how many boys in our class have a crush on her."
Lou Jian was pleasantly surprised and asked, "Eh? Do you have a crush on her?"
Hu Junran hecked twice, and said, "I like pretty girls."
Jing Yiwei saw that the two of them didn't understand the meaning of the obedient words, so he ignored Hu Junran's words and continued: "But I saw that her expression was quite tangled. I asked him if he is quite arrogant, is he with her?" The teacher's relationship is not very good. The teacher has reminded him not to run the red light, but he still doesn't listen. But she said that Chu Chengxuan has a good relationship with the teacher, and also has a good relationship with Zhao. "
Lou Jian nodded and agreed, "I don't look like I have a bad relationship. At that time, he was still joking with Mr. Zhao."
Hu Junran asked, "When did that happen?"
Lou Jian: "I saw him once when school started."
Hu Junran thought for a while, then woke up suddenly, and said, "You said that, I have seen him too! It was Teacher's Day, and I remember he brought a large bouquet of flowers to Mr. Zhao's place! And It was such a thick envelope, I thought it contained money! At that time, some teachers said he was coming."
Lou Jian asked strangely: "Did he deliver it alone? Or did he deliver it on behalf of the whole class?"
Hu Junran shook his head: "I don't know. I just saw it when I was passing by."
Jing Yiwei was thoughtful: "So, he has a good relationship with the teacher? But from what Lin Peibai said, it seems that this person is not easy to get along with."
Lou Jian said indifferently, "Just ask Lu Shuangxing again."
Hu Junran asked strangely: "Why are you asking this? Inquiring about him, wanting to give him a funeral?"
Lou Jian leaned on Jing Yiwei and smiled, "Maybe he is."
Jing Yiwei pushed away the building leaning on him, got up and grabbed his brother who had been hiding on the balcony with only a cat's head exposed, and said, "Just curious."
Lou Jian asked, "Why doesn't your brother bark? You move it so much that it doesn't struggle. Is it sick?"
Jing Yiwei touched his steel ball and said, "You don't struggle even if I touch you, are you sick?"
"..."
Hu Junran saw that they were about to quarrel again in a few minutes, so he quickly smoothed things over: "Okay, okay, Loulou, don't you want Hu Qian's WeChat?"
Lou Jian woke up startled, and asked, "Do you have her WeChat?"
Hu Junran raised his chin and looked in the direction of Jing Yiwei: "Jing Wei has it."
Jing Yiwei looked indifferent: "No."
Hu Junran handed Jing Yiwei's mobile phone on the coffee table to Lou Jian, with a relaxed expression on his face: "Here, the password is 1123."
Jing Yiwei's eyes widened: "How do you know?"
Hu Junran looked helpless: "Brother, you are so obviously playing with your mobile phone in class, I saw it when I was sitting behind you."
Lou Jian was curious, as soon as he entered it, it was actually unlocked, and the wallpaper that caught his eye was Erwei's big face.
Jing Yiwei threw Erwei away rudely, wanting to come over to grab the phone.
Lou Jian hurriedly dodged: "What are you doing? Is there something shameful?"
"No, but I won't give it to you either."
Jing Yiwei stretched out his hand to grab it, but Hu Junran was afraid that the two of them would not be able to fight, so he made room for them.
Lou Jian sat on the sofa and wanted to crawl forward, but Jing Yiwei grabbed the hood of his sweater and tried to drag him back.
Lou Jian was dragged so hard to breathe by him that he tried to push him away with his backhand.
Jing Yiwei threw himself on him, riding on Lou Jian, holding him down and saying, "Don't move!"
Hu Junran was recording with his mobile phone, shaking his head while recording and sighing: "It's a third-rated movie."
Lou Jian was pressed tightly by him, she was not afraid at all, her face was still smiling, and her hand holding the mobile phone was still stretched upwards. Jing Yiwei wanted to grab it, but Lou Jian immediately put her hand behind her , laughing: "You have the ability to take off my clothes!"
Jing Yiwei's whole body was pressed against Lou Jian's body, and the two of them were already in a posture of going up and down.
Hu Junran shook his head while recording, "It's so intense."
Jing Yiwei was stimulated by his words, and really stretched out his hand to take off his clothes.He stripped Lou Jian's sweater so that his shoulders were exposed, he was startled, and stretched out his hand to push him: "Damn pervert!"
Jing Yiwei didn't even bother to look at him: "You asked me to pick it up."
Lou Jian couldn't push him, so he took out the hand behind him instead.
As soon as Jing Yiwei reached out to grab it, Lou Jian immediately pushed him down in the opposite direction, and pressed him on top of him, and the two changed positions.
Lou Jian's hand accidentally touched Jing Yiwei's wet hair, and he smacked his lips in disgust: "It's wet."
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Jing Yiwei widened his eyes and asked, "What did you say was wet?"
"..."
Hu Junran almost died of laughter from the two of them. Lou Jian looked over and saw him holding his mobile phone towards this side, and asked, "Are you recording?"
After finishing speaking, before Hu Junran could answer, he got off Jing Yiwei immediately, and ran over without any embarrassment to grab Hu Junran's cell phone.
Hu Junran was not as easy to bully as Jing Yiwei, so he stepped into the toilet and locked it.
Lou Jian was angry, turned around and saw Jing Yiwei was still in the same posture as before, lying on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone.
Lou Jian went over and kicked him twice: "Hey, he went into the toilet."
"Just go in, you want to go in too?"
"He recorded it!"
"Record it, just record it, as if he dared to send it out."
Lou Jian was right after thinking about it, and kicked him again: "Tell Hu Qian that I won't be going tomorrow."
Jing Yiwei turned his head to look at him, with a serious face: "You told me that you are free tomorrow, do you think it is very good if you don't make an appointment?"
Lou Jian thought for a long time and said, "I really don't have time tomorrow."
"What are you going to do?"
Lou Jian finally became serious: "Go to Du Yishan's house."
Jing Yiwei put down the phone and asked, "What are you doing there?"
Lou Jian sat down beside him and said, "I think the people who went to see Du Yishan those few days must be the cause of Du Yishan's suicide. Moreover, I don't think it should be the cause of school violence."
Jing Yiwei sat up and asked, "Didn't her grandfather say that someone from the magazine was looking for her?"
Lou Jian looked at him as if he was mentally retarded: "Have you ever seen someone come to ask for manuscripts in person? How many days in a row?"
Jing Yiwei thought for a while and said, "You are right, but what does it have to do with you?"
Lou Jian looked at him and asked, "You have already seen it, Ye Jiqing."
Jing Yiwei knowingly asked, "What happened to Ye Jiqing?"
"Ye Jiqing fell to his death on his face." Lou Jian looked directly at him and said, "It was completely unrecognizable. For a girl like her who knows how to dress up, such a death is a bit ugly. Even Du Yishan knows to take sleeping pills." Die comfortably."
Jing Yiwei looked at him with interest, and asked, "Then what do you think?"
"I thought it was weird at first, but I didn't think about it. Maybe it's because the pressure of studying is so overwhelming that I don't even want my face."
Just as Jing Yiwei was about to speak, Hu Junran had already come out of the toilet. Seeing the two brothers sitting together and talking, he asked, "What are you talking about?"
Jing Yiwei immediately shut up, and Lou Jian got up too, stretching himself: "We should go back."
"..."
Hu Junran felt that he might be overwhelmed by the two of them.
Jing Yiwei stood up and asked, "Do you know the way?"
The phrase "Would you like me to send you off" was about to come out, Lou Jian turned around and pulled Hu Junran: "We know each other, let's go."
Jing Yiwei stood at the door, watched them put on their shoes, and said, "I'll give you Hu Qian's WeChat in a while, and you can tell him yourself."
Lou Jian resented: "I didn't promise her."
Jing Yiwei said angrily: "You are reasonable! Didn't you just want to go out with her without listening to me!"
Hu Junran was really tired: "I said you two, can you talk well only when you are alone?"
Lou Jian put on his shoes, waited for him outside, and urged: "Hurry up!"
Jing Yiwei: "Then I won't see you off."
Hu Junran waved goodbye to him, Lou Jianren had already entered the stairwell.
Hu Junran caught up with him from behind and asked, "Are you really not going to think about Hu Qian?"
Lou Jian's face was expressionless: "I don't intend to."
Hu Junran shook his head regretfully, and said, "It's such a pity that such a big girl like you just likes you and doesn't like me? Tell me, if you like me, it will be fine."
Lou Jian ignored his thoughts and hurried downstairs.
Back home, Lu Shu saw him coming back alone, and asked, "Little Fatty has gone back?"
Lou Jian silently felt sorry for Hu Junran for a second, and now in his mother's eyes, he could be called a slanderous joke.
"gone back."
His father said on the side: "It looks pretty good, why do you say that about him?"
Before Lou Jianren sat on the sofa, Jing Yiwei had already shared Hu Qian's business card with him.
Lou Jian thought about it for a long time, but still didn't add it, and sent a message to Jing Yiwei: Tell me, I added it and then deleted it, what a bother.
Jing Yiwei: No waiting.
Lou Jian had no choice but to add it.After passing the verification soon, Lou Jian immediately asked, "What did Jing Wei tell you?"
Hu Qian quickly sent a message: He said you are free tomorrow, right?
Lou Jian: Sorry, I have arrangements for tomorrow.what's the matter with you
Hu Qian: It’s okay, it’s okay [smile]
The moment he saw this smile, Lou Jian felt in a daze that he hadn't dumped someone but been dumped.
He put down his cell phone and said to Lu Shu, "Mom, I have something to go out tomorrow."
"Oh." Lu Shu asked, "Do you have any homework?"
Lou Jian said calmly, "No."
His father said on the side: "Your mother asked if you have homework, not if you have money."
"..."
He just picked up his phone and found that Jing Yiwei had sent him a message 2 minutes ago.
—At the same table, look at the class group.
Lou Jian clicked into the class group, and found that someone inside was attacking him.
[Hayakawa Hot Girl Harvester=Xiang Haoyu]: Damn, so we found a walking cornucopia?
[If you're not bored, you'll die of embarrassment=Pan Hao]: Can you let me slash twice, bro!I haven't gotten super god-level equipment so far!I will chop twice!real! @loujian
[The big guy who can't offend=Xu Luoming]: Pan Hao, you're too greedy, so I'll cut you down, okay boss! @loujian
[Father is a boy paper=Gao Fuchun]: What did I miss?
[Fake Fairy=Flower Spirit]: Brother, I have entered the game!Can we find a place with few people to meet?I promise I'll cut it!I want a cape! @loujian
[Foreign protruding and backward warping=Chen Fu]: Where there are few people, let's go to the farm!It's full of fake pigs!Others can't see it!
Lou Jian replied expressionlessly.
[This is another father=Lou Jian]: I'm sorry, I've been banned from that stupid game. [picture]
Jing Yiwei stretched out a finger to open the picture, and then he was shocked.
[Dear best player in the national server is an idiot player. In view of your idiot operation in the game before, the system temporarily identifies you as the enemy’s malicious marketing account. The purpose is to disrupt our game server and game order and hook up with our painter Xiao Sister, in view of this, the system will ban you for 24 hours, and you can log in to the game again after 24 hours. ]
Jing Yiwei's fingers trembled slightly.
It seems that this is probably the reason why he went crazy last night.
He knocked on the building alone.
—You didn’t chat with that eunuch last night, did you?
- what do you think? [smiles]
—What is the ending?
- I made a queen.
-……real?
—Could it be fake?
—Then what, let me ask, after you became a queen, why did you call and scold me in the middle of the night?
— [shy] Guess
—I guess, you were warned by their system because you turned on the sky-hacking system, didn’t you?
—You are such a clever little ghost.
—……
When Lou Jian clicked on the game again, as soon as he entered, he found that he had received a message from the system.
[The most golden player in the national service is an idiot, hello, I’m really sorry. In the early hours of this morning, due to the misjudgment of the painter’s sister, the wrong title information was sent to you. In order to make up for your guilt, the system decided to give you one Super god-level gift bag, please accept it with a smile]
It seems that they should have found out that their operations are really rubbish, at least they didn't maliciously disrupt the game environment of their global mobile game with 100 million downloads.
Lou Jian twitched the corner of his mouth and clicked to accept. Then, he found that he was still staying in Luoying Valley, but the suckling pig seemed to grow up a bit, and his ears seemed bigger.
Lou Jian clicked into his backpack and found that there was really a super god-level gift bag inside. He opened it and looked, and a few lines jumped out:
[Congratulations on getting the super god-level eclipse gossip life-killing cloak*1, life-returning pill*5]
Lou Jian looked at the heavy life-returning pill in his backpack, and suddenly felt a little funny.
He contacted Jing Yiwei again: Come, I will give you a cloak.
—You registered another number?
— No, that idiot's system has been unblocked.
—Okay, come right away.
Lou Jian remembered that the customer service had told him several times to notify the customer service in advance before entering the normal map, so he sent an email to the customer service: Attention all departments, I will enter the farm immediately.
He originally thought that it would take some time for the customer service to reply to him, but he didn't expect to receive a reply within a few seconds.
[Okay, please switch the map after 5 minutes, all departments have switched to the highest level of security]
Jing Yiwei sent him a message: I am near the farm at 234,431.
—Okay, wait for me for 5 minutes.
Five minutes later, Lou Jian switched the map, and after a few seconds of loading, Lou Jian entered the new map.
He clicked on the farm, and soon, the phone screen went black, and when it recovered, the background behind it had turned into a farm, a green prairie, and unknown big trees were planted in front of the house, and there were neatly arranged There are several neat rows of farmhouses, and there are many systematically set poultry, including pigs, in the fence in front of the farmhouses.
The farm is actually a place to get herbs and poultry meat for dungeons, but this ghost game is always sending back life pills. Few people play such boring things as picking herbs and killing poultry, so there are very few people in this place .
In addition, there are a lot of poultry in the farm itself, and it would not be easy to be found if Lou Jian mixed in there.
Lou Jian sent a message to Jing Yiwei on WeChat: I'm here, where are you?
Lou Jian rotated the screen 360 degrees to five degrees, and he didn't see Jing Yiwei in a golden armor who was so angry.
Soon, Lou Jian's screen suddenly flickered, showing a line of non-mainstream cursive and rusty gold characters: The most golden player in the national server has appeared!Go and spank him!
Lou Jian: "..."
He asked: How much money did you fucking charge in this game to make you act like this?
—I’m kidding, I didn’t recharge the money, I gave it to my customer service brother to solve his emotional problems, and he gave it to me.
Lou Jian had disbelief written all over his face.
Jing Yiwei looked at a group of pigs and typed: Which one is you?
Lou Jian looked at the line of words that appeared on Jing Yiwei's head, and almost couldn't hold back the swearing.
He also types: here.
Jing Yiwei walked towards him, only then did Lou Jian realize that when that idiot was walking, there were special effects around him, golden knives, golden swords, golden bows, arrows, and golden boots were all shining.
But it seems that the technical guy is not yet mature, and the golden fifty cents special effect surrounds him. At first glance, there is an old version of Journey to the West.
"You have to practice through every level in the suckling pig's exclusive escape map. When you reach a certain level, you can practice martial arts and attack humans. Of course, if you want to enter the normal map, you must first Contact our customer service, otherwise it will be troublesome when the server crashes, and you may be stuck in Xinshou Village and lose millions of levels at once."
"Currently your career ranks No.10 in the world, and two players before you have been promoted to Pig God. You still need to work hard."
Lou Jian sneered: "This stupid game has successfully aroused my desire to conquer."
After sending this voice, Lou Jian returned to the game and said [Continue to pretend to be dizzy] without hesitation.
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☆, Freshman · Thirteen
Early in the morning on October [-]st, Hu Junran knocked on the door of Lou Jian's house on time.
Lu Shu welcomed people in, Hu Junran was sweet-mouthed, coaxing Lu Shu like a young girl in love, unable to stop laughing.
Knowing that Lou Jian hadn't woken up at this point, Hu Junran quietly entered Lou Jian's room, intending to wake him up.
Lou Jian played role-playing in the middle of the night last night, and in the end not only offended the fatuous old emperor, but also put him in the cold palace.
In the most recent scene, the old emperor turned into a sketch line, the background was blank, and the dialogue between the characters was like this:
[Ah, I don’t think any idiot will play to this ending, I’m being lazy, so I won’t draw the last scene, so I shouldn’t be discovered, hehehehe. ]
Lou Jian: "..."
He couldn't figure it out, he had tried his best to please the old emperor, so he almost got naked and lay on the dragon bed, but the emperor seemed very angry with him.
Finally he came to a conclusion:
Sure enough, he is still not suitable for playing this kind of girls' games.
In the end, he was kicked out of the Second Secret Realm because of mission failure.As soon as it came out, a system notification popped up soon.
[Dear best player in the national server is an idiot player. In view of your idiot operation in the game before, the system temporarily identifies you as the enemy’s malicious marketing account. The purpose is to disrupt our game server and game order and hook up with our painter Xiao Sister, in view of this, the system will ban you for 24 hours, and you can log in to the game again after 24 hours. ]
He almost made a hole in the floor of Lou Jian's room.
Jing Yiwei fell asleep in the middle of the night and suddenly received a call, and when he connected, there was a roar from inside.
"Jing Yiwei, you crazy man! You stinking idiot! You're a fool!"
Jing Yiwei: "..."
He didn't even look at who was calling, and cursed back: "What do you think you are?! You're an idiot! Is the lunatic asylum closed today!"
The two scolded each other in the middle of the night, Jing Yiwei fell asleep at the end of the scolding, and Lou Jian was so angry that he couldn't sleep.
When Hu Junran came in, he found his mobile phone thrown on the floor.He kindly picked up the phone and put it on the bedside table.
Then wake people up.
When Lou Jian was woken up, she was very irritable, and she cursed before anyone could see clearly: "You bastard is still here?!"
Hu Junran: "..."
Five minutes later, Lu Shu caught a little fat man who was so wronged that it exploded at the door.
Lou Jian came to her senses and hurried out to coax her, finally coaxing her well.
The old man of the Lou family came out of the study and asked what was wrong when he saw this scene.
Lou Jian laughed: "It's nothing, let's play."
Hu Junran didn't dare to do anything wrong in front of Lou's father, and when he was with Lou Jian, he didn't seem to be the same person.
Lou Jian was thankful for this for a while, at last Hu Junran knew how to restrain himself and didn't ruin his image.
Although Lou Jian was not afraid of this father, his father's temper was quite different from his mother's. His mother could handle it alone, but when he came to his father, he seemed to wilt.
For this reason, Lu Shu said that he was not manly at all.
Probably, his mother always thought this child was too motherly.
But Lou Jian is actually a very masculine person.
After Hu Junran had a meal at his house, Lu Shu went to take a nap, and his father invited Hu Junran to play Go together.
He looked at Lou Jian with a puzzled face, Lou Jian ran faster than his second uncle, and hid in the toilet like a gust of wind.
Holding the mobile phone, Lou Jian was sitting on the toilet seat, and saw Jing Yiwei sent him a message 5 minutes ago: Is it Mercury retrograde recently, I was scolded by a stinky idiot last night.
Lou Jian: "..."
Now that he is awake, he feels that it was an extremely naive behavior for him to call and scold people last night, but he was embarrassed to tell him that he lost his reason because he was scolded while playing games, so he replied: Go and see Look at the call log.
1 minute later.
—…You fucking...you called me last night?
-yes.
—Then what the hell are you scolding me for? !ill?
—Ahem, actually, I have the habit of sleepwalking, am I surprised or surprised?
—…I don’t want to raise your pig anymore.
—[Shy] Don't worry, big brother, I still have help.
Two minutes later, Jing Yiwei couldn't bear the loneliness anymore.
— Guess who is looking for me today [Yun Bei]
Lou Jian took pleasure in others' misfortune and ridiculed him: Did a ghost get on his body?
Jing Yiwei replied in seconds: Do you think Hu Qian looks like a ghost?
Lou Jian sent a series of ellipses, and Jing Yiwei sent another message: I'm looking for Lin Peibai today.guess what.
Before Lou Jian returned, there was another ding ding dong dong sound: Lin Peibai lives so close to my house!A building!
— Aren’t you day students all in the same community? [wiping sweat]
- Don't you want to know what I'm doing with her?
—I really want to know what Hu Qian is looking for you for.
— She came to me and asked if you were free tomorrow
There was no punctuation mark at the end, and another one came: I asked her to ask Chu Chengxuan what happened.
—You tell her I'm free tomorrow.
— She said that Chu Chengxuan is quite arrogant.But I found this woman a bit abnormal.
—Speaking of which, does she want to ask me out?
After posting this sentence, seeing that Jing Yiwei didn't post any more messages, Lou Jian laughed tremblingly in the toilet.
Hu Junran's indifferent voice came from outside: "Are you laughing at shit in the toilet?"
Lou Jian quickly opened the door and glanced outside.
Hu Junran said blankly, "I lost. Your father has already left."
Lou Jian breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to step out when a phone call came in.
Lou Jian was taken aback, Hu Junran turned his head to look at the name, his expression was weird: "Tsk, I didn't want to argue with you, did I?"
Lou Jian thought about it for a while, and when he pressed the answer button, Jing Yiwei's furious voice came from inside: "Die me!"
Hu Junran was quite frightened by his angry roar, said "Wow", and looked straight at Loujian.
On the other hand, Lou Jian took the phone away without changing his face, and asked, "Hey, why don't you make a video call with me? What a waste of phone bills."
Hu Junran hid in the toilet while muttering "I'm afraid".
Lou Jian knew that Jing Yiwei must be very angry with him, so he quickly vaccinated: "Don't call, my mother is taking a nap."
Jing Yiwei fell silent, and Lou Jian laughed: "Isn't that how you usually are, when you don't want to reply to my words, you talk about yourself. This is repaying the other person in the same way as the other person, right?"
It was rare for Jing Yiwei to be choked up by him, and it was so quiet that Lou Jian thought the line was busy.
Lou Jian stopped smiling and asked, "Where do you want me to go?"
Jing Yiwei finally replied: "I just sent a message to Hu Qian, and she asked if she could ask you out."
Lou Jian didn't expect that he really said it, and quickly said: "Don't, don't, I'm just talking casually!"
Jing Yiwei said in an uncle-like tone, "Now I don't want to see you anymore."
As soon as he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
Lou Jian was frightened out of his wits by this trick, and hurriedly wanted to call back, but the line was really busy there.
When Hu Junran came out, he saw Lou Jian with a look of lovelessness, nodded with a clear face, and said, "Understood, you haven't quarreled with him, have you?"
Lou Jian looked at him strangely, and asked, "Tell me, why does Hu Qian have Jingwei's contact information, but not mine? Wouldn't it be good if she just added me from the class group?"
Hu Junran shook the water off his hands and said, "Because I like Jingwei."
"..."
Lou Jian asked, "Do you know where Jingwei's family lives?"
Hu Junran's eyes widened suddenly: "Damn it, you still want to scold at other people's house? Forget it, forget it, I heard that Jingwei's parents are intellectuals, so you better not go there and make trouble." For good, what a shame."
Lou Jian murmured: "No...then what, Jingwei wanted to talk to me, but I ignored him, so he got angry, but now that I think about it...ah...it should be quite important. But he doesn't want to He met me and betrayed me to Hu Qian. Hu Qian will ask me out tomorrow."
"A date?"
The situation on Hu Junran's face changed, and he finally showed a normal expression, and smiled cheaply, "Hu Qianren is pretty good, she used to be in the same examination room as me, and she looks okay, you can think about it."
Lou Jian automatically ignored his words and asked, "Do you know where Jingwei's house is?"
Hu Junran looked at him in surprise, and found that the two had been sitting at the same table for a long time, and their ability to pretend to be deaf was better than the other.
After being tormented by him for a long time, Hu Junran reluctantly took out a list of addresses of all the students in Class [-] and [-] from the mobile phone and gave it to him, pouted: "I'll come to your house, but you still have to go to someone else's house. This guest is really not taken seriously."
Lou Jian took a glance, saw Jing Wei's name, put away the phone, took out the key: "Let's go!"
Hu Junran shoved a few packets of potato chips from the coffee table, and followed Lou Jian out the door with a reluctance and honesty.
Lou Jian sent a message to Jing Yiwei: I'm looking for you, little fairy.
The little goblin didn't return. He waited until Lou Jian and Hu Junran had entered his community before he replied: Dad is downstairs. If you can find me, I will forgive you.
"..."
Lou Jian: Send me the location.
Jing Yiwei directly shared a location with him.
Lou Jian took a look and found himself 100 meters away from him. When he turned his head, he saw Jing Yiwei holding a bag in one hand and a large cup of yogurt in the other, looking towards them while sucking on a straw.
Hu Junran looked at the 1000ml yogurt in his hand, and immediately felt that the bag of potato chips in his hand was so low-grade that people couldn't look directly at it.
Jing Yiwei waved at them and asked, "How do you know where I live?"
Lou Jian pointed at Hu Junran, who looked at the bag in his hand and asked, "What are you buying?"
Jing Yiwei shrugged: "My mother has to use yogurt to make a mask, and I bought it for her. Do you drink it?"
"Drink and drink!"
Jing Yiwei took out a box of 500ml from the bag and gave it to him, then looked at Lou Jian, who was also looking at him.
Jing Yiwei made a movement——
He put the bag in his hand on the ground, poured out the straw he just drank with his right hand, and handed it to Lou Jian with a natural expression: "Drink it."
Lou Jian looked at his vulgar and wretched movements in shock, and asked, "What?"
Jing Yiwei said impatiently: "The small box is gone. Do you want to change the straw for you? It's already good. I didn't ask you to drink it."
While drinking, Hu Junran watched Lou Jian reluctantly took the box of yogurt with a smile on his face, and said, "Lou Lou has a serious obsession with cleanliness."
Jing Yiwei disagreed: "Boys are still obsessed with cleanliness, who is used to it."
Lou Jianxin said that if it wasn't for last night, he would feel guilty, and he should have yogurt all over his face by now.
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☆、Freshman · Fourteen
Jing Yiwei went on to say: "My mother and father are both at home, you go and praise my mother more, she likes sweet-talking people."
Lou Jian taunted him: "I didn't see how sweet your mouth is."
Jing Yiwei glanced at him and smiled politely: "That's just not sweet for you."
"..."
Hu Junran asked: "Speaking of which, Lou, what did you ask him for?"
It was only then that Lou Jian remembered, and asked, "Have you promised Hu Qian?"
Jing Yiwei shook the bag in his hand: "Ah, I agree."
Hu Junran added to the fire: "You just go, it's not that you are going to die."
Lou Jian said solemnly, "Don't give her unrealistic fantasies."
Hu Junran rolled his eyes: "Didn't she be frightened when she asked you to go to the roof last time? You didn't express your love, and you didn't explicitly reject her."
Jing Yiwei pulled the two of them over: "Here, go upstairs."
Lou Jian asked, "Lin Peibai also lives here?"
Jing Yiwei: "It's just upstairs from my house."
Hu Junran asked: "Then don't you meet each other every day at school?"
Jing Yiwei lazily said: "No, I get up late."
Lou Jian could understand when he remembered that the two of them almost entered the classroom by stepping on each time.
The three of them went upstairs, Jing Yiwei stuffed the bag in his hand to Loujian, and took out the key to open the door.
Lou Jian hurriedly stopped him: "Wait!"
"What for?" Jing Yiwei turned his head and looked at him suspiciously, seeing him biting the straw and taking a couple of sips, then ran a few steps to the trash can next to him, and threw it in.
Hu Junran looked at him like that, and immediately followed suit by throwing the box away. Jing Yiwei looked at the two of them speechlessly, and opened the door.
As soon as the door opened, Lou Jian's first reaction was to finally understand why Jing Yiwei's mother would buy a pack of small emoji badges for him to wear.
The decoration is bright. When decorating, whichever color should be the most eye-catching can be used. Once you enter, people's mood will be much better.
Jing Yiwei's parents were sitting at the dining table and were peeling an apple alone. Seeing Jing Yiwei came back with guests, they quickly put down the knife in their hands, stood up and asked, "Are you a classmate?"
The two quickly greeted each other: "Excuse me, hello, aunt and uncle!"
Jing Yiwei took the bag from Lou Jian and said, "I ran into it downstairs."
Lou Jian looked over and finally understood the reason why Jing Yiwei was good-looking. His mother was almost a standard beauty, with delicate features and a baby face that looked very young. Yi Wei is almost the same, the lying silkworms under the eyes make the eyes very big.
His father's eyebrows were flying, and he saw that he was the one who was chased by girls when he was young.
Hu Junran fully understood Jing Yiwei's advice, and immediately praised: "Auntie, you look so good-looking!"
His mother was coaxed dizzy by him: "Hey, thank you!"
After finishing speaking, his mother took the bag from Jing Yiwei's hand, touched his son's head, and smiled: "Come in, have you had lunch?"
Hu Junran grinned grinningly: "Thank you, Auntie, I've eaten!"
His dad went over to close the door and asked, "Is this your first time at our house? I haven't seen you before."
The two introduced themselves, and Lou Jian responded, "We are classmates."
"Classmates, then you must have a good relationship with Jing Wei, he doesn't bring male classmates back very often."
Lou Jian and Hu Junran looked at each other in surprise, thinking to themselves, did they often bring their female classmates back?
Jing Yiwei glanced at his father resentfully. His father seemed to have sensed it. He smiled and said, "No, no, no, no one brought girls home. They all went out to spend the night."
"..."
Jing Yiwei felt that he could sue his father for defamation, and was just about to go over to explain, but was pulled aside by his mother, who was a head shorter than him, and touched his face with her hand, a bit reproachful, Said: "Look at you, you can get dust on your face every time you go out, go and wash it."
Lou Jian glanced at Jing Yiwei's reluctance and smiled inwardly.
His father seemed to be a very talkative person, and he greeted the two of them to sit on the sofa and asked, "Do you live around here too?"
Lou Jian replied, "We're in the next neighborhood, so we happened to run into him."
Hu Junran smiled: "Uncle, my house is not far from here."
"After that, I can come and sit often. Anyway, it's not far away. When Jing Wei is alone at home, his mother always tells him, you say, a boy doesn't go out all the time and stays bored at home."
Lou Jian felt that his father was really carved out of the same mold as his mother, and when the two got together, they probably discussed how their son would look like a woman.
His mother brought out a plate of fruit from the kitchen, and asked Jing Yiwei in the bathroom: "Son, are you done washing?"
When Jing Yiwei came out of the bathroom, his whole head was wet, and the neckline of his shirt was also wet a lot. He asked his mother sadly: "Did the faucet explode? I thought my brain popped out."
Lou Jian was almost laughed to death by him, but he couldn't get angry in front of his father, who knew his mother laughed out loud first.
Lou Jian once again understood why Jing Yiwei's laughter was so magical.
His dad got up and said, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, it's been like this since you left, Er Wei ran up to bite it, no, I was so scared that I hid under your quilt and dared not come out."
Jing Wei's eyes widened: "Did you let him sleep on my bed?"
Lou Jian and Hu Junran followed into Jing Yiwei's room, and at a glance saw a white cat curled up on the bed, still wrapped in a quilt, with one head sticking out, seeing so many people coming in to look at it, it seemed A little excited, the cat tilted its head and meowed.
Jing Yiwei was furious, and lifted the quilt as soon as he got up, the cat seemed to be frightened by him, and stayed there for a while, motionless.
Lou Jian was almost laughed to death by him, Hu Junran went up to touch the cat, Jing Yiwei grabbed Er Wei's nape before him, and came out with a fierce look on his face.
His mother and father were guilty and sat side by side on the sofa. When his father saw him coming out with the cat, he coughed twice and said, "Well, be nice to your brother."
Lou Jian came out after Jing Yiwei, seeing that the cat didn't struggle even a bit, his expression was hopeless, and he was about to stifle internal injuries from his suppressed laughter.
Jing Yiwei sneered: "Well said, why don't you let your youngest son sleep on your bed!"
His mother replied: "Our bed is for sleeping."
He was angry: "Isn't my bed for sleeping?!"
His mother waved her hand and said, "What's the matter, brother, sleep. Okay, your classmates are all here, so you put him down quickly. They are hurting him. Don't stand there, come and sit down!"
After finishing speaking, the two got up, his mother winked at Jing Yiwei, and said, "Auntie has something to do with uncle, go out for a while, good son, get along well with your classmates. Let's go."
Jing Yiwei was charged with not loving children, and threw Erwei far away in disgust. Erwei landed firmly on the ground, glanced at his brother, then at his parents as if to After leaving, he thought about who he couldn't mess with, then gracefully took small steps and walked towards the balcony.
Hu Junran had probably never seen such a battle before, he sat down for a long time before he realized it, and he started laughing.
Lou Jian sat next to Jing Yiwei, seeing that he was still angry, put his hand on his shoulder and smiled, "Are you angry with the cat?"
Jing Yiwei glanced at him, pretended he didn't hear what he didn't want to pay attention to, and said to him: "When I came back yesterday, I happened to meet Lin Peibai, so I asked her about Chu Chengxuan, I see her After saying 'this man is quite arrogant', he stopped talking. I think he must have been bullied by him."
Lou Jian thought for a while and said, "Lin Peibai has a good relationship with the girls in the class, unlike Du Yishan, she is quite popular, so she shouldn't look like he will be bullied by him?"
Hu Junran: "That's right. Besides, being chased by him is not bad. You don't know how many boys in our class have a crush on her."
Lou Jian was pleasantly surprised and asked, "Eh? Do you have a crush on her?"
Hu Junran hecked twice, and said, "I like pretty girls."
Jing Yiwei saw that the two of them didn't understand the meaning of the obedient words, so he ignored Hu Junran's words and continued: "But I saw that her expression was quite tangled. I asked him if he is quite arrogant, is he with her?" The teacher's relationship is not very good. The teacher has reminded him not to run the red light, but he still doesn't listen. But she said that Chu Chengxuan has a good relationship with the teacher, and also has a good relationship with Zhao. "
Lou Jian nodded and agreed, "I don't look like I have a bad relationship. At that time, he was still joking with Mr. Zhao."
Hu Junran asked, "When did that happen?"
Lou Jian: "I saw him once when school started."
Hu Junran thought for a while, then woke up suddenly, and said, "You said that, I have seen him too! It was Teacher's Day, and I remember he brought a large bouquet of flowers to Mr. Zhao's place! And It was such a thick envelope, I thought it contained money! At that time, some teachers said he was coming."
Lou Jian asked strangely: "Did he deliver it alone? Or did he deliver it on behalf of the whole class?"
Hu Junran shook his head: "I don't know. I just saw it when I was passing by."
Jing Yiwei was thoughtful: "So, he has a good relationship with the teacher? But from what Lin Peibai said, it seems that this person is not easy to get along with."
Lou Jian said indifferently, "Just ask Lu Shuangxing again."
Hu Junran asked strangely: "Why are you asking this? Inquiring about him, wanting to give him a funeral?"
Lou Jian leaned on Jing Yiwei and smiled, "Maybe he is."
Jing Yiwei pushed away the building leaning on him, got up and grabbed his brother who had been hiding on the balcony with only a cat's head exposed, and said, "Just curious."
Lou Jian asked, "Why doesn't your brother bark? You move it so much that it doesn't struggle. Is it sick?"
Jing Yiwei touched his steel ball and said, "You don't struggle even if I touch you, are you sick?"
"..."
Hu Junran saw that they were about to quarrel again in a few minutes, so he quickly smoothed things over: "Okay, okay, Loulou, don't you want Hu Qian's WeChat?"
Lou Jian woke up startled, and asked, "Do you have her WeChat?"
Hu Junran raised his chin and looked in the direction of Jing Yiwei: "Jing Wei has it."
Jing Yiwei looked indifferent: "No."
Hu Junran handed Jing Yiwei's mobile phone on the coffee table to Lou Jian, with a relaxed expression on his face: "Here, the password is 1123."
Jing Yiwei's eyes widened: "How do you know?"
Hu Junran looked helpless: "Brother, you are so obviously playing with your mobile phone in class, I saw it when I was sitting behind you."
Lou Jian was curious, as soon as he entered it, it was actually unlocked, and the wallpaper that caught his eye was Erwei's big face.
Jing Yiwei threw Erwei away rudely, wanting to come over to grab the phone.
Lou Jian hurriedly dodged: "What are you doing? Is there something shameful?"
"No, but I won't give it to you either."
Jing Yiwei stretched out his hand to grab it, but Hu Junran was afraid that the two of them would not be able to fight, so he made room for them.
Lou Jian sat on the sofa and wanted to crawl forward, but Jing Yiwei grabbed the hood of his sweater and tried to drag him back.
Lou Jian was dragged so hard to breathe by him that he tried to push him away with his backhand.
Jing Yiwei threw himself on him, riding on Lou Jian, holding him down and saying, "Don't move!"
Hu Junran was recording with his mobile phone, shaking his head while recording and sighing: "It's a third-rated movie."
Lou Jian was pressed tightly by him, she was not afraid at all, her face was still smiling, and her hand holding the mobile phone was still stretched upwards. Jing Yiwei wanted to grab it, but Lou Jian immediately put her hand behind her , laughing: "You have the ability to take off my clothes!"
Jing Yiwei's whole body was pressed against Lou Jian's body, and the two of them were already in a posture of going up and down.
Hu Junran shook his head while recording, "It's so intense."
Jing Yiwei was stimulated by his words, and really stretched out his hand to take off his clothes.He stripped Lou Jian's sweater so that his shoulders were exposed, he was startled, and stretched out his hand to push him: "Damn pervert!"
Jing Yiwei didn't even bother to look at him: "You asked me to pick it up."
Lou Jian couldn't push him, so he took out the hand behind him instead.
As soon as Jing Yiwei reached out to grab it, Lou Jian immediately pushed him down in the opposite direction, and pressed him on top of him, and the two changed positions.
Lou Jian's hand accidentally touched Jing Yiwei's wet hair, and he smacked his lips in disgust: "It's wet."
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Jing Yiwei widened his eyes and asked, "What did you say was wet?"
"..."
Hu Junran almost died of laughter from the two of them. Lou Jian looked over and saw him holding his mobile phone towards this side, and asked, "Are you recording?"
After finishing speaking, before Hu Junran could answer, he got off Jing Yiwei immediately, and ran over without any embarrassment to grab Hu Junran's cell phone.
Hu Junran was not as easy to bully as Jing Yiwei, so he stepped into the toilet and locked it.
Lou Jian was angry, turned around and saw Jing Yiwei was still in the same posture as before, lying on the sofa and playing with his mobile phone.
Lou Jian went over and kicked him twice: "Hey, he went into the toilet."
"Just go in, you want to go in too?"
"He recorded it!"
"Record it, just record it, as if he dared to send it out."
Lou Jian was right after thinking about it, and kicked him again: "Tell Hu Qian that I won't be going tomorrow."
Jing Yiwei turned his head to look at him, with a serious face: "You told me that you are free tomorrow, do you think it is very good if you don't make an appointment?"
Lou Jian thought for a long time and said, "I really don't have time tomorrow."
"What are you going to do?"
Lou Jian finally became serious: "Go to Du Yishan's house."
Jing Yiwei put down the phone and asked, "What are you doing there?"
Lou Jian sat down beside him and said, "I think the people who went to see Du Yishan those few days must be the cause of Du Yishan's suicide. Moreover, I don't think it should be the cause of school violence."
Jing Yiwei sat up and asked, "Didn't her grandfather say that someone from the magazine was looking for her?"
Lou Jian looked at him as if he was mentally retarded: "Have you ever seen someone come to ask for manuscripts in person? How many days in a row?"
Jing Yiwei thought for a while and said, "You are right, but what does it have to do with you?"
Lou Jian looked at him and asked, "You have already seen it, Ye Jiqing."
Jing Yiwei knowingly asked, "What happened to Ye Jiqing?"
"Ye Jiqing fell to his death on his face." Lou Jian looked directly at him and said, "It was completely unrecognizable. For a girl like her who knows how to dress up, such a death is a bit ugly. Even Du Yishan knows to take sleeping pills." Die comfortably."
Jing Yiwei looked at him with interest, and asked, "Then what do you think?"
"I thought it was weird at first, but I didn't think about it. Maybe it's because the pressure of studying is so overwhelming that I don't even want my face."
Just as Jing Yiwei was about to speak, Hu Junran had already come out of the toilet. Seeing the two brothers sitting together and talking, he asked, "What are you talking about?"
Jing Yiwei immediately shut up, and Lou Jian got up too, stretching himself: "We should go back."
"..."
Hu Junran felt that he might be overwhelmed by the two of them.
Jing Yiwei stood up and asked, "Do you know the way?"
The phrase "Would you like me to send you off" was about to come out, Lou Jian turned around and pulled Hu Junran: "We know each other, let's go."
Jing Yiwei stood at the door, watched them put on their shoes, and said, "I'll give you Hu Qian's WeChat in a while, and you can tell him yourself."
Lou Jian resented: "I didn't promise her."
Jing Yiwei said angrily: "You are reasonable! Didn't you just want to go out with her without listening to me!"
Hu Junran was really tired: "I said you two, can you talk well only when you are alone?"
Lou Jian put on his shoes, waited for him outside, and urged: "Hurry up!"
Jing Yiwei: "Then I won't see you off."
Hu Junran waved goodbye to him, Lou Jianren had already entered the stairwell.
Hu Junran caught up with him from behind and asked, "Are you really not going to think about Hu Qian?"
Lou Jian's face was expressionless: "I don't intend to."
Hu Junran shook his head regretfully, and said, "It's such a pity that such a big girl like you just likes you and doesn't like me? Tell me, if you like me, it will be fine."
Lou Jian ignored his thoughts and hurried downstairs.
Back home, Lu Shu saw him coming back alone, and asked, "Little Fatty has gone back?"
Lou Jian silently felt sorry for Hu Junran for a second, and now in his mother's eyes, he could be called a slanderous joke.
"gone back."
His father said on the side: "It looks pretty good, why do you say that about him?"
Before Lou Jianren sat on the sofa, Jing Yiwei had already shared Hu Qian's business card with him.
Lou Jian thought about it for a long time, but still didn't add it, and sent a message to Jing Yiwei: Tell me, I added it and then deleted it, what a bother.
Jing Yiwei: No waiting.
Lou Jian had no choice but to add it.After passing the verification soon, Lou Jian immediately asked, "What did Jing Wei tell you?"
Hu Qian quickly sent a message: He said you are free tomorrow, right?
Lou Jian: Sorry, I have arrangements for tomorrow.what's the matter with you
Hu Qian: It’s okay, it’s okay [smile]
The moment he saw this smile, Lou Jian felt in a daze that he hadn't dumped someone but been dumped.
He put down his cell phone and said to Lu Shu, "Mom, I have something to go out tomorrow."
"Oh." Lu Shu asked, "Do you have any homework?"
Lou Jian said calmly, "No."
His father said on the side: "Your mother asked if you have homework, not if you have money."
"..."
He just picked up his phone and found that Jing Yiwei had sent him a message 2 minutes ago.
—At the same table, look at the class group.
Lou Jian clicked into the class group, and found that someone inside was attacking him.
[Hayakawa Hot Girl Harvester=Xiang Haoyu]: Damn, so we found a walking cornucopia?
[If you're not bored, you'll die of embarrassment=Pan Hao]: Can you let me slash twice, bro!I haven't gotten super god-level equipment so far!I will chop twice!real! @loujian
[The big guy who can't offend=Xu Luoming]: Pan Hao, you're too greedy, so I'll cut you down, okay boss! @loujian
[Father is a boy paper=Gao Fuchun]: What did I miss?
[Fake Fairy=Flower Spirit]: Brother, I have entered the game!Can we find a place with few people to meet?I promise I'll cut it!I want a cape! @loujian
[Foreign protruding and backward warping=Chen Fu]: Where there are few people, let's go to the farm!It's full of fake pigs!Others can't see it!
Lou Jian replied expressionlessly.
[This is another father=Lou Jian]: I'm sorry, I've been banned from that stupid game. [picture]
Jing Yiwei stretched out a finger to open the picture, and then he was shocked.
[Dear best player in the national server is an idiot player. In view of your idiot operation in the game before, the system temporarily identifies you as the enemy’s malicious marketing account. The purpose is to disrupt our game server and game order and hook up with our painter Xiao Sister, in view of this, the system will ban you for 24 hours, and you can log in to the game again after 24 hours. ]
Jing Yiwei's fingers trembled slightly.
It seems that this is probably the reason why he went crazy last night.
He knocked on the building alone.
—You didn’t chat with that eunuch last night, did you?
- what do you think? [smiles]
—What is the ending?
- I made a queen.
-……real?
—Could it be fake?
—Then what, let me ask, after you became a queen, why did you call and scold me in the middle of the night?
— [shy] Guess
—I guess, you were warned by their system because you turned on the sky-hacking system, didn’t you?
—You are such a clever little ghost.
—……
When Lou Jian clicked on the game again, as soon as he entered, he found that he had received a message from the system.
[The most golden player in the national service is an idiot, hello, I’m really sorry. In the early hours of this morning, due to the misjudgment of the painter’s sister, the wrong title information was sent to you. In order to make up for your guilt, the system decided to give you one Super god-level gift bag, please accept it with a smile]
It seems that they should have found out that their operations are really rubbish, at least they didn't maliciously disrupt the game environment of their global mobile game with 100 million downloads.
Lou Jian twitched the corner of his mouth and clicked to accept. Then, he found that he was still staying in Luoying Valley, but the suckling pig seemed to grow up a bit, and his ears seemed bigger.
Lou Jian clicked into his backpack and found that there was really a super god-level gift bag inside. He opened it and looked, and a few lines jumped out:
[Congratulations on getting the super god-level eclipse gossip life-killing cloak*1, life-returning pill*5]
Lou Jian looked at the heavy life-returning pill in his backpack, and suddenly felt a little funny.
He contacted Jing Yiwei again: Come, I will give you a cloak.
—You registered another number?
— No, that idiot's system has been unblocked.
—Okay, come right away.
Lou Jian remembered that the customer service had told him several times to notify the customer service in advance before entering the normal map, so he sent an email to the customer service: Attention all departments, I will enter the farm immediately.
He originally thought that it would take some time for the customer service to reply to him, but he didn't expect to receive a reply within a few seconds.
[Okay, please switch the map after 5 minutes, all departments have switched to the highest level of security]
Jing Yiwei sent him a message: I am near the farm at 234,431.
—Okay, wait for me for 5 minutes.
Five minutes later, Lou Jian switched the map, and after a few seconds of loading, Lou Jian entered the new map.
He clicked on the farm, and soon, the phone screen went black, and when it recovered, the background behind it had turned into a farm, a green prairie, and unknown big trees were planted in front of the house, and there were neatly arranged There are several neat rows of farmhouses, and there are many systematically set poultry, including pigs, in the fence in front of the farmhouses.
The farm is actually a place to get herbs and poultry meat for dungeons, but this ghost game is always sending back life pills. Few people play such boring things as picking herbs and killing poultry, so there are very few people in this place .
In addition, there are a lot of poultry in the farm itself, and it would not be easy to be found if Lou Jian mixed in there.
Lou Jian sent a message to Jing Yiwei on WeChat: I'm here, where are you?
Lou Jian rotated the screen 360 degrees to five degrees, and he didn't see Jing Yiwei in a golden armor who was so angry.
Soon, Lou Jian's screen suddenly flickered, showing a line of non-mainstream cursive and rusty gold characters: The most golden player in the national server has appeared!Go and spank him!
Lou Jian: "..."
He asked: How much money did you fucking charge in this game to make you act like this?
—I’m kidding, I didn’t recharge the money, I gave it to my customer service brother to solve his emotional problems, and he gave it to me.
Lou Jian had disbelief written all over his face.
Jing Yiwei looked at a group of pigs and typed: Which one is you?
Lou Jian looked at the line of words that appeared on Jing Yiwei's head, and almost couldn't hold back the swearing.
He also types: here.
Jing Yiwei walked towards him, only then did Lou Jian realize that when that idiot was walking, there were special effects around him, golden knives, golden swords, golden bows, arrows, and golden boots were all shining.
But it seems that the technical guy is not yet mature, and the golden fifty cents special effect surrounds him. At first glance, there is an old version of Journey to the West.
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