Enemies on a narrow road are happy to meet each other

okay. "

No. 4 Hu Qian paused, and said: "My reasons are the same. I think No. 2 is more similar. Then your speech on No. 1 was a bit vague, saying that No. 2 and No. 8 must be wolves, but you didn't say anything that made people feel uncomfortable." The reason for being convinced is that you are a real prophet, let us believe you, so this, um. Another point is that I am very familiar with No. 10. If No. 10 is really a good person, it is impossible for him to be killed by No. 3 It's as quiet as it is now, so I think your problem is..."

Before the words finished, Hu Junran suddenly raised his hand: "Explode yourself, bring No. 4."

Xu Luoming: "No. 1 blew himself up, White Wolf King, take away No. [-]."

He hurried over to turn off the light, almost tripping.

"No. 12 died last night, no last words." Xu Luoming continued, "No. 11 spoke."

Shen Jing smiled: "Oh my god, what a red chicken, I'm such a good person, number 2 is my father!"

Lou Jian glanced at her silently.

On the 10th, Chen Fu's face was not very good: "I have nothing to say here, since you have already pushed it like this."

No. 9 Xiang Haoyu: "Let's listen to the prophet."

On the 8th, Gao Fuchun was about to speak, when Chen Fu raised his hand: "Explode yourself."

Xu Luoming glanced at him: "No. 10 blew himself up as a werewolf."

"No. 2 died last night, and the police badge was handed over to No. 3."

"Number 9 blew himself up as a werewolf."

"Death No. 7 last night."

"The game is over, the werewolf wins."

The people in the seat hadn't reacted yet, they only felt that their eyes were dark and then bright, and they all looked confused.Hu Junran laughed loudly: "Win!!!"

Chen Fu and Hu Junran and Xiang Haoyu held a group to celebrate the victory, and the students around them were analyzing their battle situation just now.

Xu Luoming ran up to the podium, pretending to tell everyone what was going on.

Lou Jian was speechless, and spread his hands and said, "I'm so obvious! Also, Xia Yanbo, you danced too early."

Xia Yanbo was in a hurry: "He's already dancing as a witch! It's really..."

At this point, the head teacher appeared in the corridor: "The teacher on the other side told me that our class is haunted..."

As soon as he arrived at the door, he was stunned when he saw the scene that seemed to be holding an international round table conference.

Lou Jian lowered his head and sat upright silently.

Everyone was silent for a second, and then immediately sat back in their seats as quickly as possible.

The head teacher asked blankly, "What are you doing?"

Hu Junran was so frightened that his face almost turned pale, he lowered his head and did not speak.

Xu Luoming was still standing on the podium to review the game for everyone at first, but now he stood up and was punished: "Teacher, we are discussing whether this exam can exceed the average score of the next class."

The head teacher smiled arrogantly: "Do you think I will believe it?"

Hu Junran whispered, "Fuck, it's better not to talk."

Huang Mingjing lowered his head to do his homework and whispered, "You'd better keep your mouth shut."

☆, Freshman·Ten

Lou Jian leaned against the wall, looked at the dark night, and sighed: "I never thought I would have this day."

Jing Yiwei beside him hugged his chest and muttered: "I only have one question, what does it have to do with me? Obviously I didn't say a few words in the game."

Hu Junran beside him was lying on the handrail in the corridor while doing homework and complaining: "Lao Lai is crazy, isn't this a waste of our good time doing homework!"

Xu Luoming glanced at him while reciting the pipa line: "Aren't you writing that?"

Huang Mingjing complained softly at the side: "It's me who was wronged..."

Pan Hao spoke for him: "It's you, a little fat man, who actually sold out his deskmate at a critical moment! It's a waste of human relations!"

Gao Fuchun: "I'm devastated!"

Chen Fu: "Pigs are not as good as dogs!"

Hu Junran: "...that's too much!"

Everyone else was lying obediently on the handrail, doing their homework by the light in the corridor, and the monitor of class 2 next to him said to this side: "Hey! Brothers, did your class tell a ghost story just now?"

The only two students who were punished to stand took a look at him, and saw the people on the handrails in Class 2 waving at them. The scene was like seeing off educated youths going to the countryside.

Lou Jian said, "No."

"Then why do you keep turning on and off the lights? We thought we had seen a ghost."

Jing Yiwei said coolly: "Aren't you brave enough to play disco?"

The music from the next class could barely stop until their class stood up in a row. Lou Jian saw half of the head teacher's glaring and angry face protruding from the door frame. For the first time, he felt that Lao Lai's temper was real. good.

The representative of the mathematics class over there called: "Ours is not disco, it is the best discipline for passionate youth..."

"I kicked you to death, believe it or not?!"

With a roar from the head teacher, the math class representative shrank his head like a quail, not daring to fart anymore.

A row of people here were holding back their laughter, and Hu Junran laughed so hard that he lost control of his hand and the book in his hand slipped out and fell outside the corridor fence.

He hurriedly ran out to pick up the book, ran to the opposite side of the corridor, and saw that his book was not the only one on the ground.

Suddenly, people in the two classes heard a call from above.

"Hey! Dude! Pick it up for me too!"

"Fatty! And mine!"

"Oh shit, Lao Tzu's book fell too?"

Lou Jian: "..."

Jing Yiwei asked back, "What are you doing upstairs?"

People on the handrails looked up one after another, and saw a row of people's heads protruding from the upper floor, and the two rows of heads were looking at each other affectionately with a distance of 4 meters, which looked very strange in the dark night.

There was a strange silence for a few seconds, and a voice came from upstairs: "The heads are taken, my friends!"

Chen Fu shouted back: "Take your mother! Brothers and I brought pig food up to feed the pigs!"

"□□Mom! Don't be arrogant, Chen Fufu! I'll jump down and crush you to death!"

"Come here! Fatty!"

Lou Jian: "..."

Jing Yiwei: "..."

Immediately, several books fell from upstairs: "Brothers hit the man on the head!"

Not to be outdone, those below looked at Hu Junran with cannibalistic eyes while hiding their books.

Hu Junran knew that he had a heavy responsibility, so he picked up the book on the ground and threw it upward, and soon there was a scream from above.

Xiang Haoyu: "Hahahahaha I call you arrogant!"

Hu Junran: "There are not enough books, so I throw them away."

Everyone threw their books to Hu Junran one after another.Pan Hao snatched the book from Xu Luoming's hand and threw it to Hu Junran.

Xu Luoming hurriedly said, "Hey, there are..."

Shen Jing shouted: "Fuck them to death!"

In the next 3 minutes, there was a wave of book throwing battles upstairs and downstairs. Some books contained test papers. Lou Jian only saw the books and test papers flying all over the night, and felt that his eyes were going to be blind.

Both sides had a good time, and began to swear and greet each other's ancestors and mothers with their genitals.

Lou Jian was accidentally hit on the head by a book while leaning against the wall, touching his head with resentment.Jing Yiwei smiled: "Stupid."

Lou Jian made a gesture to fight, but Jing Yiwei pressed his hand on his forehead that was hurt by the smash, and then turned off the fire.

At this time, the head teacher of the second class who was yelling at the class heard the movement and came out to visit the sick.

"Why are you cursing! If you don't want to live, I will kick you down!"

"What are you arguing about! Hu Junran! What are you doing outside!"

The people in Class 2 and Class 11 who stood at the penalty station witnessed this big battle, and they all fell silent, and they understood the truth that people should not die too casually in life.

Hu Junran was still holding a bunch of books in his hand, he smiled at the head teacher: "Teacher, I will pick up the books."

There was a terrifying roar from upstairs.

"Where are your books! Why are the corridors full of test papers? Don't want to read?! Don't want to read, go home!"

The punishment team of Class 11 held back their laughter.

"Where is my heart medicine! Your lungs are blown up by your anger! Are you still human! I don't look like you when I go home to raise pigs! I taught you because of a crime in my previous life! You are going to piss me off Just happy! I have never taught you such a poor class since I was born!"

The class teacher downstairs wanted to scold a few words, but the offensive upstairs seemed to be too violent. He stood aside and was silent, then waved to Hu Junran, his voice was much quieter: "Come back quickly!"

Hu Junran hurried back with a bunch of books in his arms.

The head teachers of the next few classes thought that something had happened, so they all poked their heads out one after another, and saw such a bloody scene.

Lou Jian touched the back of Jing Yiwei's hand: "What happened upstairs?"

Jing Yiwei, who has been lurking in the class group of Class 10, replied lazily: "It seems that a team is dating in the Canyon of Kings, a team is dating in P City, a team is fighting landlords, and a team is playing mahjong."

Gao Fuchun was surprised: "Mahjong is available? It is indeed more flamboyant than us."

Class teacher: "What are you doing! Still whispering? You don't want to go home anymore, do you?!"

Everyone immediately fell silent.

After the head teacher entered the class, whispers started outside.

"Damn, this is not my book!"

"All the test papers in Lao Tzu's book are gone!"

"Fuck! Who the hell is this book soaked in urine?! It's almost crumpled into toilet paper!"

A subdued voice came from upstairs: "Looking for a beating downstairs? Your fucking face is the toilet paper soaked in urine!"

"Then you're bloody toilet paper!"

"Father..."

"Still farting?!"

With a roar, the entire second floor trembled.

Lou Jian almost laughed out loud.

The consequence of this battle to defend peace was another round of appointments, throwing back books that were not my own.

But this time the scale was a bit small, and there was no movement, and I was scolding in my heart.

Class 2 gave a thumbs up to this side: "Man enough, applause for people in the society. They are also nine-year compulsory education. Why are you so good?"

Pan Hao said modestly: "It's not as good as you guys. We don't dare to play disco, and we don't have any passionate youth to commemorate."

Hua Ling was speechless: "Damn, my books are all torn."

Huang Mingjing said weakly: "One of my test papers is gone..."

Hu Junran glanced at him: "What's so interesting about all your test papers being full marks?! Show off in disguise?"

Poor student No. [-] Chen Fu: "There is nothing to show off. Aren't we all in the primary stage of socialism?"

Xu Luoming glanced at the two of them: "I'm going to give up the custody of you two."

Huang Mingjing squatted on the ground pitifully looking for his test papers by himself. Lou Jian couldn't stand it anymore, so he also squatted down to help him pick it up.

Jing Yiwei breathed a sigh of relief: "Tomorrow we will suffer, the old dog will definitely broadcast to the whole school."

The dean's surname is Gou, and he has been called out by the students of the whole school for his novelty.

Xia Yanbo said on the side: "Where did you know that they also have activities, why did they all gather together?"

Shen Jing said: "Isn't this just after the exam? Besides, I still got the news about Gao Fuchun from the people in Class Ten."

Gao Fuchun was also puzzled: "It's fine if I'm lurking in Class Ten, why are you there, Jing Wei?"

Lou Jian answered for him: "He was originally from class ten."

"Oh, so."

Xiang Haoyu turned his head and smiled cheaply: "Speaking of which, isn't there a class flower in your class? Can you make a connection?"

Jing Yiwei was expressionless: "Sorry, I don't know her well."

Hua Ling came out to testify: "Jing Wei is indeed not familiar with her."

The head teacher's voice came out: "Are you still chatting?"

Everyone immediately fell silent.

Sure enough, as Jing Yiwei expected, early the next morning, as soon as the morning reading bell rang, the radio rang out: "Hey! Hey! Can you hear me?"

Everyone is very cooperative.

"Old dog! I can hear you!"

"Old dog! Bark again and listen!"

The homeroom teacher entered the door with the book in his arms, and all the monsters immediately fell silent.

"According to the feedback from several class teachers last night, the discipline of the second year of high school was very bad last night!"

As soon as these words came out, Lou Jian immediately stood up the book to cover his face.

"Last night when the head teacher held the post-examination meeting, Class 21, Class [-], Class [-], Class [-], and Class [-] took advantage of this time to have a big party!!!"

The dean's voice became distressed.

"The first monthly exam, the celebrations have already begun before the results come out! Have you seen the test papers that you passed the shit!"

Jing Yiwei tsk-tsk: "For such an older person, how can he export feces and urine, how uncivilized."

The homeroom teacher glared at Jing Yiwei, who immediately lowered his head and remained silent.

Lou Jian hid his face behind the book and snickered.

"Class 21 and [-] in high school played a haunted house adventure, class [-] and [-] in high school entered the elderly carnival ahead of time, and even performed a square dance, and the whole class followed suit! Class [-] in high school went too far! They even held a sports meeting! The floor was shattered! The most outrageous The [-]th class of the senior high school! The gamers played games, and even fought against landlords! Two sets of mahjong were played in the class! Eight people played mahjong!"

"Look at what you look like! The teacher is not there for an hour, and everything will be turned upside down! The head teacher of class ten was so angry that he didn't sleep all night! He almost died suddenly! Two classes are forced to stand together and fight! You Do you have any consciousness as a student! What do you think you are here for!"

Hu Junran pressed from behind: "Obviously they did it first."

Chen Fu pressed on the other side: "That's right, even girls are smashed, and there is no humanity in being forced."

"The principal almost fainted when he heard this incident last night! The principal personally sent a message, each of you students in four classes will write me a [-]-word self-criticism, and you will be skinned by one less word!!!"

The dean has already gritted his teeth, and the people in the four classes have already started to scream and die.

"Five thousand words! That's six essays!"

"No! Let's peel off my skin!"

"How can you pick it up with no face or skin?"

"Help, is the old dog crazy!"

Lou Jian sighed resignedly: "If I knew this earlier, why bother?"

Jing Yiwei didn't say a word, just memorized the book contentedly.

"Also, all the tenth class with the worst behavior will give me another [-]-word guarantee letter, and give me a word of guarantee! If you can't touch my heart, I will pierce your heart!"

Suddenly the three classes started to thank God.

"Ah! Old dog, I knew you loved us!"

"The heavens have opened their eyes! Tell them to provoke us yesterday!"

"It's all life, hahahahaha!"

Hu Junran made the calculations: "Wow, isn't that [-] characters? Will my hand break it?"

Huang Mingjing: "See how long it takes to write."

Jing Yiwei smiled back: "Tomorrow is a holiday, so I must finish writing it before today."

really.

"All the review papers and guarantee papers will be handed over to my office before the evening self-study tonight! Whoever is slow will make me cramp!!!"

The dean has been forced to speak nonsense.

Immediately, everyone pushed the language papers aside, picked up the composition paper and began to write the self-criticism.

Huang Mingjing cried while writing: "What's the matter with me...I didn't do anything..."

Hu Junran gritted his teeth at this moment, and pulled out the composition paper on his desk: "Stop writing, I'll help you."

When Lou Jian heard such a sentence, he turned around and said, "Hey, the little fat man is very loyal today!"

Jing Yiwei was puzzled: "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Hu Junran lowered his head and wrote hard: "People always have to pay back when they come out to mess around. A simple person like Lao Huang can't blame me for it."

Jing Yiwei thought for a while, and he was right, and pushed the composition paper to Lou Jian: "You talked the most in yesterday's game, and I just said one sentence, and you help me too..."

Before he finished speaking, Lou Jian looked at him with a smile: "Brother, do you have the heart? Do this."

Jing Yiwei looked at his harmless face, and resignedly pulled the paper back: "Okay, I can't bear it."

The author has something to say: It’s a holiday, let’s relax~

☆, Freshmen · Eleven

On the last day before the National Day holiday, the whole class of the second and third grades of high school was struggling to write a self-criticism.

When Ms. Liu came in, she said: "Oh, it's really a miracle. It's the first time I know that I can play like this in the classroom. You deserve to write a [-]-word review! [-] words are too little, You should write [-] characters! Then call your parents!"

The politics teacher is an old man. He smiled and said, "Students nowadays are more imaginative than each other. If it weren't for the headmaster who is afraid that you won't be able to think about it, your parents would be punished to stand outside."

The geography teacher was a middle-aged man, and he kept sighing: "When I was in high school, let alone parties, I didn't even have mp3 players, and I played mahjong. We had to invite parents to play pictures."

The Chinese teacher is a middle-aged woman. She leaned on the podium and smiled: "Haha, thank the principal for giving me a great opportunity. What did we say when we wrote an argumentative essay in class? Follow this for [-] words. Bring out the argument, what's the next step? Oh yes, and then you have to look at this issue dialectically, there are benefits and harms, and then you have to give examples..."

The mathematics teacher sat on the podium and flipped through the magazines that were handed in from the bottom not long ago, page by page: "Don't tell me, the novels here are quite good, no wonder you read them in class... how much did you write?" word?"

Lou Jian's hands were very fast, and he said while writing, "Three thousand!"

There was a wailing below.

Hu Junran: "Fuck! Do you want to be so fast?!"

Gao Fuchun: "Damn it's also a hand, why is mine so disappointing!"

Hua Ling sneered: "Shut up, I'm already two thousand and five, and it's your second-level handicap!"

The math teacher nodded with a smile: "Yes, it really is the hand speed of being single for many years."

Pan Hao wailed: "Teacher! My mother is solo!"

Jing Yiwei took time to look at Lou Jian and smiled.

Lou Jian knew what he was laughing at at a glance, and kicked him, Jing Yiwei quickly avoided.

In the end, Huang Mingjing didn't ask Hu Junran to copy it for him, because he knew that Hu Junran would never finish copying it.

In the last history class, the homeroom teacher was not as soft-hearted as the teacher in front of him. He glanced at everyone who was writing hard, and opened the textbook: "Let's talk about the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom today..."

There are many mourners below.

Chen Fu: "Teacher! There are still a thousand words!"

Xiang Haoyu: "Don't do this! This is the last class!"

The head teacher sneered: "Why didn't I see anyone continue to write during lunch? Just come to pretend to be pitiful in class? Wasn't last night very exciting?"

Jing Yiwei smirked: "It's not exciting, it's not exciting, it's not exciting."

The homeroom teacher glared at him, and Jing Yiwei immediately fell silent.

"There are several points in the background of the Tianping Heavenly Kingdom. Let's analyze the economic reasons first..."

Lou Jian whispered from the bottom: "I still have three hundred words to fill."

Jing Yiwei didn't look at him: "I still have two hundred and five."

Lou Jian smiled: "You are two hundred and five."

"You are, idiot."

"Fuck, want to fight?"

The head teacher couldn't bear it anymore: "If you want to write, just write, and if you quarrel again, I will drive you out!"

After 10 minutes, Jing Yiwei threw the pen first: "It's finished!!!"

The homeroom teacher was talking about the fall of the Tianping Heavenly Kingdom, and was frightened by his voice: "What are you shouting for!"

Xu Luoming: "Damn it! I'm still five hundred words short!"

Lou Jian threw the pen away: "I've finished writing too!"

Hu Junran was about to cry: "Fuck, are you still human..."

Hua Ling leaned back: "Third!"

Pan Hao: "I'll wipe it, I'll still have a hundred words!"

Shen Jing patted the table: "Hahahahahaha I am fourth!!!"

head teacher:"……"

Lou Jian rubbed his wrists and said, "It's more tiring than playing games for five hours in a row."

Jing Yiwei took a sip of water: "I don't know what I'm writing anymore."

Hua Ling hahahaha: "I copied Pipa Xing three times hahahahaha!"

Pan Hao: "Hahahaha I have copied the Chibi Fu four times, hahahaha!"

Shen Jing made a connection over there: "Fuck, are you so smart!"

Hua Ling winked at her: "Anyway, the principal will definitely not read it seriously, and he won't be able to see it after copying it a few times hahahaha!"

The head teacher sneered: "...do you think I'm the heir of the deaf?"

Everyone: "..."

After the last get out of class, the third class rushed out of the classroom first.

"Friends! Land on the beach! Go! The review papers that come later will be read first!"

"Don't let those bastards from the second class rush in front of us!"

"A large wave of zombies is about to arrive on the battlefield!"

The second class immediately rushed out a large number of people, shouting while running.

"Fuck they're right in front of us!"

"Go! Let's outflank the past from the east! We can't let them seize the opportunity!"

The one who ran at the front came back: "Everyone run from the outside! The corridor is already full of people!"

The head teachers of Class [-] and Class [-] came out of the empty classrooms, looked at each other, and sighed helplessly.

Pan Hao, the leader, ran to the entrance of the corridor, and suddenly saw a large wave of zombies coming down the stairs, his eyes widened: "Fuck!"

Xu Luoming commanded: "Hey, hey! Run this way! The principal's office is on the third floor! Go up from the right!"

"Fuck they blocked us on purpose!"

Hu Junran took the lead and charged upwards: "Run them to death!"

Squad ten was only focused on rushing down, and the two confronted each other head-on, and the situation became a bit complicated, so they almost fought in groups.

Lou Jian took a look at the scene where demons were dancing wildly while cursing, and smacked his lips: "I'm sick."

Jing Yiwei pulled him out from the stairs: "Let's go up from the other side."

Xu Luoming followed Jing Yiwei: "Hey, follow us! The second class is already ahead of us! Stop fighting!"

It was time to go home after class, and the road was jammed to death. The scene of the four classes running wildly together shocked the passers-by.

In the end, the principal's office was first seized by another group from class ten who went up the stairs first.

The principal and the dean were still discussing the matter of the monthly exam, but the door was pushed open unexpectedly, and the dean just wanted to swear, and then dozens of people poured in.

The principal stared: "What, what is this for?!"

The monitor of class ten rushed to the first place: "Hi principal! We are here to hand in the self-criticism and guarantee!"

Soon, a pair of thick self-criticism books piled up on the desk.

The tenth squad was about to turn around and go out, but found that the second squad had arrived at the battlefield, blocking the door, unable to get in, and they couldn't get out either.

The dean was angry: "Submit a self-criticism and you can make a fuss! If you make a fuss, add another [-] words!"

The principal coughed twice: "Then what, it's already a holiday, old dog."

The monitor of the tenth class shouted: "Hey! Let's go out!"

The second class shouted: "Let's go in!"

headmaster:"……"

Later, Classes [-] and [-] crowded at the door of the principal's office, stamping their feet, unable to wait any longer, and started cursing.

A large number of teachers downstairs who were about to go home looked this way and were surprised to see the darkness.

"How about Chinese New Year on the third floor today?"

"Could it be that the headmaster fainted in the office?"

"Who knows, one session is not as good as one session."

In the end, it was already half an hour after the latest eleventh class handed in the review paper.

Lou Jian breathed a sigh of relief, leaning against the wall with her schoolbag in her arms.

Jing Yiwei passed by him and stopped: "Hey, you know how to take out your schoolbag, so smart."

Xiang Haoyu cursed at the side: "Fuck, how did those bastards manage to write [-] words in such a short time? My [-] words are enough."

Xu Luoming was patted on the shoes while the shoe prints were stepped on: "Maybe it's because I didn't eat lunch and wrote it there."

Shen Jing shook her hair: "Thousands of calculations, the beast who didn't count the tenth class actually turned the tiger away from the mountain!"

Hua Ling walked forward a few words: "Go home! It's a holiday hahahaha!"

"Yes, yes, my mother has already cooked and waited for me! Goodbye, friends!"

"Let's go, let's go, goodbye!"

Lou Jian stood up with the help of the wall, glanced at Jing Yiwei, and asked, "Go back?"

Jing Yiwei nodded: "I'll go back to the classroom to get homework first."

Lou Jian wanted to find Hu Junran, but after looking around, he couldn't find Hu Junran's figure, so he gave up and went back by himself.

As soon as Lou Jian entered the house, he suddenly heard his father's voice: "Lou Lou is back?"

As soon as Lou Jian took off his shoes, he looked up and saw Lou's father coming out of the study, he was pleasantly surprised: "Are you back?"

Lu Shu came out from the kitchen: "Just a few days off."

Lou Jianxin said, no wonder he didn't hear his second uncle's beating voice when he entered the door today.

Lou Jian smelled the fragrance and asked, "Mom, what did you do?"

Lu Shu waved to him: "Come in and have a look."

Lou Jian was already in the kitchen, and found that she was making hot pot soup, his eyes lit up: "Shall we eat this tonight?"

Lu Shu chuckled: "Your second uncle disappeared again, just right, we wouldn't be able to eat much if he were today."

Lou Jian deeply agrees.

"Go take a shower first, and you'll be fine soon."

Lou Jian came out of the shower and was wiping his hair with a towel when he noticed his cell phone was ringing.He picked it up and looked, and found that it was a message from Jing Yiwei.

—At the same table, do you want to play games?

-[picture]

Lou Jian clicked on the big picture, and found that it was a screenshot of a game character entering the interface. The male character was wearing a golden armor, and the crown on his head was shining with golden light. He held a golden knife in his left hand and a golden knife in his right hand. With a golden staff, a few golden arrows on his back, golden rings on his five fingers, and four or five large gold chains around his neck, his whole body reveals the player's vulgar taste.

Lou Jian silently glanced at the shiny golden thing on top of the character's head.

Name: The most golden player in the national server

Level: 23080

With a sullen face, Lou Jian sent out a few words: What kind of things are these?

Jing Yiwei sent a few voices.

"Level 999 with one knife, perverted legend, enter the pit?"

"After only three days of playing, it's already level [-], which is great."

"The strongest mage swordsman archer in our country, take you to fly?"

Lou Jian suppressed a laugh and said a word.

— Flying your mother, crazy.

The author has something to say: Let’s explode super god-level equipment together (laugh and cry)

☆, Freshmen · Twelve

There was a smile in Jing Yiwei's voice: Seriously, come on, several people in our class have already fallen into the trap.

Lou Jian typed: Get out, I don't have time.

—Come on, sign up and log in now and get a super-god-level eclipse gossip life-killing cloak, I am only a golden cloak away from becoming a golden cicada!

—Then do you want me to send you three more apprentices?You go to study together?

— You’re welcome, how can I be so greedy [shy]

When Lou Jian came out of the room, Lu Shu had already brought out the bottom of the pot, and the rich aroma rushed to his face. Lou Jian searched for the aroma and ran to the dining table, where his father was mixing the sauce.

The three of them hadn't sat down to have a good meal for a long time, Lu Shu couldn't help sighing, Lou Jian buried his head in hard work.

His father raised his head and asked: "It's strange, the scent didn't bring that kid back today?"

Lu Shu rolled his eyes: "You can let him rest for a while, the three of us have finally had a meal, if he comes, you won't even want to drink soup."

Lou Jian nodded abruptly: "That makes sense."

After eating this reminiscing dinner, Lou Jian collapsed on the sofa.

Jing Yiwei sent another message: Deskmate, have you registered yet?

Lou Jian saw that he was determined not to give up until he reached his goal, so he resigned to his fate and replied: the game link is here.

Jing Yiwei was overjoyed, and immediately sent a link.

—Mobile games?

-OK.

Lou Jian clicked on the link and found that it was a pretty big game.After the game is downloaded, he clicks to register.

To choose a name, Lou Jian thought about it, and input: the most golden father in the national service

[Nickname is already taken, please re-enter]

Lou Jian entered again: The most gold in the national service is an idiot

[Congratulations, nickname available]

Please choose your initial occupation: Assassin, Mage, Swordsman, Swordsman, Warrior, Healer, Archer, Summoner, Ninja, Gunner, Knight, Hunter, Merchant, Rogue, Beggar, Satyr, Eunuch, Ghost, Pig.

When Lou Jian saw the last job, he almost spit out a mouthful of water.

With itchy hands, he ordered the pig.

In an instant, his original character became a little suckling pig.Probably the bad taste of the programmer, even a pig is equipped with pants and a vest, which looks very funny when worn.

Lou Jian felt that this game might be poisonous.

Sure enough, as Jing Yiwei said, he just entered the game wearing a shorts and vest, and immediately received a message from the system, receiving a big gift package.

[You are the 3000th registrant of our game, so the system will present you with a golden gift bag, the golden eclipse gossip cape＊1]

Lou Jian looked at the "3000 millionth", then went to the download page and found that the download volume of this game was 100 million.

Lou Jian nodded expressionlessly to accept the gift.

He hadn't opened his backpack to check the deadly cloak when he suddenly received another message from the official.

[Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I forgot that you are a pig, and it's useless to give you the cloak, so I'll take it back first, and we'll give you more useful gifts when you become a pig essence. ]

Lou Jian was so angry that he didn't smash the phone.

When Jing Yiwei received his scorpion, he was fighting the white fox to level up in Yinxueyuan.As soon as Lou Jian's voice came, his hands trembled so much that he almost killed his teammate next to him.

"Fuck! What the hell is this thing? Are you fucking kidding me?"

Jing Yiwei looked confused: "What?"

Lou Jian sent him screenshots of the two messages.

After watching it, Jing Yiwei was speechless for a while: "...Who asked you to choose a pig?! Can't you be a good person! Do you know how difficult it is to find a pig in this game!"

Lou Jian: "...What do you mean?"

"...That is to say, your appearance will make everyone very happy."

Lou Jian returned to the game interface and found that the system had sent him another message.

[Congratulations on getting the South Africa Dubai specialty diamond package *9999 and the suckling pig exclusive escape map *1 from the system.I wish you a happy game. ]

He directly skipped the novice guidance and landed in Novice Village.

The novice village is very small, full of novices in red underpants, all gathering around an NPC to receive quests.

And his appearance shocked the whole world.

[World] Hooligans you can't afford to mess with: Wait!Am I dazzled? !Is there a little pig in Xinshou Village?

[World] Don't look down on beggars: Me? !What day is it?When was the last time this happened?

[World] Empress Hua is a man: Fuck me!The last time was the test service time! ! !Brothers send addresses to ah!Grab the equipment hahahahahahaha!

Lou Jian just entered Xinshou Village, and immediately, with a look of astonishment, he found that his phone seemed to be twitching, and kept repeating two messages.

[You were killed by someone nearby]

[You were killed by someone nearby]

[You were killed by someone nearby]

[You were killed by someone nearby]

[Used Life Regeneration Pill×1]

[Used Life Regeneration Pill×1]

[Used Life Regeneration Pill×1]

……

He glanced at his health bar in panic, and found that his level was dropping rapidly. One second was 99997655, and the next second he had dropped another thousand levels.

He hastily opened his backpack, and found that one of the gift bags of diamonds from Dubai, South Africa, which the system had given him, had already been opened, and there were still 4579 life-returning pills left in it.

He clicked on the suckling pig's exclusive escape map, and poked casually with trembling fingers.

In the next second, he found that the screen of his mobile phone was black.

Jing Yiwei's call with him was also inexplicably terminated.

Lou Jian: "..."

He shook the phone expressionlessly, and waited for 5 minutes before it finally returned to normal, and all the apps had been cleaned up.

He didn't know where he got such courage, and clicked on the game that the icon was a pig again.

After the loading bar finished crawling, he clicked into the game and found that the phone screen turned pink all of a sudden.

A line of words jumped out on the screen.

Falling Sakura Valley·Second Secret Realm

After the words disappeared, he saw a pig standing under a canyon paved with cherry blossoms on the screen, surrounded by cherry blossom trees, and the cherry blossoms fluttered in the wind, looking very dreamy.

There is no one around, and there are no NPCs on the map.

The world has gone mad.

[World] Empress Hua is a boy: Mom!A once-in-a-year spectacle!I'm going to buy a lottery ticket today!

[World] Little Bald Donkey: Hahahaha I chopped that pig!God-level equipment really exploded!I got the purple eight-treasure camel dragon gold silk soft rattan gun hahahaha!

[World] What's wrong if you don't know me: Fuck!I also exploded!Eight-edged plum blossoms, bright silver hammers, and long bunches of purple gold melons... Eh?What is this?

[World] Kill a pig when you see it: Damn, before I could send it, my phone went black...

[World] Ode to poetry: So, where did the pig go?

Lou Jian's hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

Suddenly, a message was sent by WeChat.

-Where are you?There was too much news in the world just now, and the server seems to have crashed.

Lou Jian replied: What the hell am I in Cherry Blossom Valley?It's all pink.

—……

— Are you going to kill me laughing?

Lou Jian suddenly felt a little irritable.

At this time, a task box suddenly popped up on the game interface.

[New Mission: Enter the Second Secret Realm]

Lou Jian followed his guidance and walked into the entrance of the secret realm. Soon, his screen went black, and after a few seconds, it returned to normal, but this time, the interface turned brown, and a character jumped out of it.

Lou Jian stared dumbfounded for a long time before sending the screenshot to Jing Yiwei.

- Damn, is this a eunuch?

—…It seems that this hat and this braid should be unmistakable.Did you play the harem game?

—No, I'm in a secret realm.

Back in the game, a dialog box popped up under the eunuch.

[The most gold in the national costume is the stupid empress, wake up!Wake up!At this time, the empress can't be confused! ]

Lou Jian's eyebrows were furrowed, but he nodded to continue.

[Last night, the emperor was very dissatisfied with Concubine An, and pointed out that he would serve you as an idiot tonight. This is a good opportunity to be promoted to Concubine An!After tonight, the idiot empress will be able to climb on the head of Concubine An! ]

Lou Jian looked at the nickname "Silly Empress", and felt psychedelic.

A multiple-choice question pops up on the screen:

[Continue to pretend to be dizzy]

[wakes up and goes to shower]

The corner of Lou Jian's mouth twitched. He searched the screen and finally found the taskbar.

He clicked in to see the mission introduction, and he went crazy.

[Mission 1-2: Enter the first illusion, you become a high-ranking national uniform in the palace, the most gold is a stupid empress, please do your best to climb to the position of the imperial concubine, the mission is successful and rewards a god-level mysterious gift bag× 1]

Is this the fuck, or a mix-and-match on set? !

Jing Yiwei didn't know what happened to him at all, so he sent a message.

-where are you?By the way, what is your occupation?

— I now feel like an idiot for letting you play this game [smile]

—……

—I am in the second secret realm of Falling Sakura Valley, tell me, how do I get out?

—I am in Baixueyuan, where is Luoying Valley?I've searched all over the map and there's nothing there!You fucking have a hidden map?In the sky or underground?Have you become a Buddha?

Lou Jian sent him his location data.

Soon, Jing Yiwei sent a voice.

"I just checked the location, and the system sent me a message."

-[picture]

Lou Jian clicked on the picture, and almost died laughing.

[System prompt: You are not a pig, you are a pig. ]

Jing Yiwei's voice was full of doubts: "So is he scolding me or scolding me?"

Lou Jian replied to him: You are a pig.

"...What do you mean? Only pigs can enter?"

Lou Jian found the settings, clicked on it, and found that the first line of words on it was: Identity introduction.

He clicks in.

After 5 minutes, Lou Jian exited expressionlessly.

Immediately, Jing Yiwei received several voice calls from 59'.

"The pig is a gift from God in this world, it symbolizes wealth,