[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

Tony Stark, Iron Man, the billionaire chairman, the playboy, a scientific lunatic you'd never guess what he has in his head.

After seeing gods from Asgard, aliens invading New York, and elves and orcs that only exist in fantasy novels, Sanguan was once again hit by these supernatural creatures from ancient Middle Earth.

"I can imagine what the headlines will be tomorrow."

He was dumbfounded and watched a group of strange things appearing on the street one after another from the passage opened by the ground snake, almost crowding the area around the Avengers Building.The president's father destroyed the floor-to-ceiling windows in front of him with a palm cannon, and blasted the half-orcs climbing up the outer wall into fireworks in mid-air. His voice sounded extremely annoyed:

"'The Avengers conduct secret biological experiments', 'SHIELD summons aliens again'...they still clung to the orc attack on New York before, let alone the more off-putting one now Oh...HolyShit did I see the fucking Balrog?!?"

What more.

Following Tony's gaze, it was easy to see the monster wrapped in flames from the dense crowd of orcs and goblins.Unlike the last time they met in the dwarven mine, this Balrog was obviously stronger and more destructive.It roared and raised a sharp blade made of flames, and the place it passed was a mess, crying and screaming everywhere, like a demon from hell, bringing destruction and death to the world.

But that's far from all 'Sim' brings.

Behind the Balrog, a large number of orcs and mutants poured out from the passage, surrounding the Avengers Building like a tide.And in their team, the even bigger trolls also grabbed the boulders scattered around the buildings and threw them at all the opponents who came to stop them.At the same time, as one after another howls of ferocious beasts pierced the sky, Jarod could also clearly see that the ferocious monster named Warg was also galloping across the street, attacking everyone who was still alive with sharp teeth. Breathing creatures broke through the blockade and outflanked the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters next to the Avengers Building.

Block the two parties in the same place, sweep them all together and separate each other so that they cannot support each other.Pretty clever, and damn effective.

"Hope they hold out."

Thor and Hulk have already picked the most difficult Balrog, and the rest are also fighting with other dark creatures.While knocking the goblins and orcs down the stairs one by one, Tony threw a communicator to Jarod behind him, signaling him to contact Coulson: "If you can't hold on, there's nothing you can do, the captain is here Over there, we have no one here to reinforce them."

Xin said that no matter how we look at it, it is our side that needs reinforcements.Mr. Elf pursed his lips, looked at the sky that was soon covered by a layer of dark clouds under Thor's divine power, put on his headset, and connected to the channel of S.H.I.E.L.D. as he said.

Soon, with the continuous explosions as the background, the voice of the acting director of S.H.I.E.L.D. appeared in his ear along the current.

"At least two squads of killers attacked us just now."

Seeming to be running in some open place, Coulson panted, dodging the bullets flying behind him, and turned to the bunker in the hall: "This must be planned, Hydra came to trouble SHIELD, that'Sin 'Let the monsters siege you, Captain he..."

His words were interrupted by a burst of gunfire in the middle, which made Jarod frown uncontrollably.But soon, the agent connected to the channel again, and the sound of panting became more and more obvious, and the adrenaline rush from the throat could even be heard beeping.

"The captain said so." Throwing such a bomb into the channel, Coulson said worriedly: "But he was trapped in the explosion just now, and I can't confirm his current situation."

"Fuck... old Popsicle with a shield?"

Jialuode's heart beat heavily, as if some sharp object hit his chest violently, almost piercing him through.And he can also hear his words from the built-in system of the battle armor, Tony's expression is not much better now, he gritted his back molars and said, "Please, I don't want to dig his corpse in the ruins .”

Fortunately, though.

"he--"

"Of course I did."

Before Coulson opened his mouth to answer, another familiar voice broke into the channel, interrupting the fear of several people.Rolling out of the dust with gunpowder smoke all over his body, Steve coughed a few times in disgrace, the uniform on his body showed obvious signs of being burned by fire, but his tone was as calm and calm as ever: "Hydra is not so easy to Kill me."

There were several sighs of relief in varying degrees.

"Be careful, Captain."

Muttering and complaining, Tony pulled the unarmed Garrod behind him, watching with vigilance more and more monsters crawling in from the window: "You still have to command us."

"That's right." Coulson nodded in agreement: "You are our spiritual pillar."

"It's not that exaggerated."

There was a howling wind and the muffled sound of heavy objects falling to the ground. It was obvious that some unlucky ghost was brought under Captain America's shield.Receiving the weapon that bounced back from him, Steve laughed shortly, but at the same time realized that someone seemed to have kept silent from the beginning, and reached out to press the headset with a little doubt: "Jiajia?"

"..."

There seemed to be a black shadow flashing away under his eyes. Mr. Elf didn't reply, and even silenced his channel uncharacteristically, and turned his head to look for a handy weapon in Iron Man's laboratory.

"Garrod?"

But the captain was still persistently asking, as if he would not give up until he could hear his voice, not knowing how ugly his netizen's expression was now: "Tony, is Garrod next to you?"

"Well."

He could somewhat understand what he was thinking, but just like his attempt not long ago, he couldn't make the elf change his mind at all.Tony nodded indiscriminately, and then, as if he was afraid that Steve would find out some flaws, he quickly opened his mouth to answer: "His channel is not stable, and it's normal for him to drop out...Do you have anything to tell him?"

"It's nothing." Although instinctively felt that something was wrong, he quickly accepted this statement.Steve shrugged and threw his shield at the Hydra agent in front of him again: "Remember to protect yourself, both of you."

"I hope so too."

Rolling his eyes through the battle armor, the president's father took a step back under the attack of more and more orcs and goblins, spread five fingers, and the palm cannon whizzed away:

"But I can't guarantee that, after all, you should really come and see what's going on here—"

and many more.

"Sir, the approach of an unknown life form has been detected."

Before the final coda hits the floor, it was interrupted by Jarvis's slightly eager tone.At the same time, before Tony raised his head, a huge black shadow swooped down from the top floor of the building, as if it had already been lurking there, and suddenly launched an attack at this time.

The hard wings came whistling with the sound of the wind, and directly smashed the outer wall of the entire laboratory, and even the momentum continued unabated, abruptly turning the northeast corner of the entire top floor of the building into ruins.Flying away from the original place at a critical moment, this avoided the fate of being smashed into the gravel. Tony stepped on the blue flame tail to stabilize his figure in mid-air, and looked down at the man who was entrenched on the outer wall of the Avengers Building. A giant creature similar to a dragon, with a very different expression.

"Tony? What happened...Tony?!..."

Captain America's anxious call came from his ear, but the president's father had no time to answer.Staring at the laboratory that has been reduced to ruins, and the three vertical floors that have also been severely damaged.As if being choked by someone, Tony almost screamed and dived down from the air, hitting the shadow dragon's back mercilessly with his palm cannon, but it was still difficult to hide the extreme fear in his tone:

"Quick! Quickly scan Garrod's life response, Jarvis!! Damn it, I didn't hold him at all just now!!!"

His footsteps stopped, and he was almost shot in the lungs by a row of bullets.An emotion similar to panic began to appear in Steve's eyes, and he couldn't help shouting into the headset, but he didn't know what he was roaring.

"Ten meters in front of the unknown creature, Sir."

But fortunately, Jarvis did not bring them any bad news.Zooming in on the area designated by AI, Tony quickly found where the elf is now. Looking at the motionless figure on the screen, Tony rushed over without hesitation, but was stopped by the slender and powerful tail of the shadow dragon in mid-air.

And almost at the same time, accompanied by a more stern howl, two identical black monsters spread their wings and flew over, surrounded Iron Man in the middle, and cast shadows covering the sky from the sky above the building.

"Hey, we gotta get rid of them first."

He was dealing with the trolls on the ground, but when he looked up, he was horrified by the sight above him.Falcon unfolded his flight suit and flew into the air, rushing to Tony.After all, Thor is currently fighting the Balrog with Hulk. As the only Avengers who can fly besides him, they obviously must shoulder the responsibility of fighting in the air, control these shadow dragons in this area, and work together to solve them. , so as not to cause greater casualties.

"I know."

Of course I understand this truth.Tony looked at the monster confronting him in mid-air with a livid face, and mercilessly exposed the missile on the shoulder of the armor, launching it towards the nearest enemy.

For a moment, countless bright flames exploded over the entire Avengers Building.

And as the floors collapsed by the shadow dragon fell together, Jialuode lay on his back among the rubble, only feeling that his eyes were blurred.

It's not that he didn't hear Tony's shout, and it's not that he didn't hear that Captain America has been trying to cut into his own channel to get in touch with him.But maybe the thing that fell hit some cement board, Mr. Elf's whole body seemed to be dismantled, every bone was screaming with pain, and the blood flowing from the forehead quickly spread across the whole face, Cover the field of vision with a layer of gorgeous bright red.

...these bastards.

He moved his fingers with difficulty, forcing himself not to think about how high he landed unsuspectingly just now.Garald scratched randomly in the ruins, feeling as if he had touched something familiar and hard, he immediately tightened his palms, and climbed up while supporting the concrete slab beneath him.

Surroundings, the sound of the Avengers fighting fiercely with their respective enemies could be heard clearly from all directions, and at the same time, it was also mixed with some small sounds similar to sharp claws slashing across the wall.Knowing that it was the movement of the orcs around him being attracted by the blood and gathering towards him, Mr. Elf stabilized his body, looked down at the thing he was holding, and unexpectedly found that it was the short knife he had placed in the room.

So, he landed freely from the top floor to the floor of his room, right?

Looking around, he quickly found another one buried under the rubble.Jarod leaned over to pick up his weapon, a startling black shadow gradually brewed in his eyes, with anger and hatred for whom he didn't know, he slowly pulled out the sharp blade engraved with the curse pattern from the scabbard. blade.

"This...is Garrod."

Speaking in the public channel of the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D., and pretending not to hear the noise that rang out one after another in an instant.He clenched the handle of the knife tightly, and swung a sharp arc forward. While cutting down the rushing goblin into the ruins, he couldn't help but staggered a step, and almost slipped down together.

"They break the technical layer."

Feeling a suffocating hollow in his chest, the elf clenched the corners of his mouth, and there was an undisguised weakness in his voice, but it was more resolute and gloomy than ever before:

"I'll clean them out."

"Take a good look, it's all because of you."

"What do you plan to pay for the sins on your body?"

The devil's whispers in the dream seemed to continue, like a poison that rotted his bones and his heart, peeling him off layer by layer.And at the moment when he was closest to the darkness, Jialuode discovered without any surprise that he always had a weakness that was the most likely to be torn apart, and it dragged him all the way into the most terrifying abyss.

Perhaps, he shouldn't have stood here from the very beginning.

Thinking of this, the elf swung the heavy dagger again, and stabbed at the half-orcs who surrounded him without hesitation.

"Garrod?!"

He could hear the screams of the monsters before they were dying from the channel, but he couldn't hear the voice he really wanted to hear.Steve frowned and looked at the Hydra agents who had surrounded him in S.H.I.E.L.D. No matter how worried he was, he was unable to escape from the battlefield here: "Report your situation and your location , Garrod!!"

"Fuck, find someone to support him!!!"

From the air, you can see the situation under your feet more clearly.Although he was almost bitten by a shadow dragon because of his distraction, but looking at the blood-stained elves on the ruins and the monsters that kept coming around him, Tony still couldn't help roaring in the channel:

"Anyone!! Coordinates B2, bring emergency aircraft!! I don't want to watch someone fall off my building and break their neck!!"

"I'll go, Captain."

Take back the arrows scattered all over the ground under your feet.Hawkeye, who was sniping the troll from the commanding heights, stood up, looked up at the half-orcs who had been cut down one by one not far above, and said before Captain America was driven crazy by the battle situation and his own imagination: "I'm leaving the closest."

"Please, Clint."

Nodding, throwing away the opponent who was knocked out by a shield in his hand, Steve's voice sounded slightly relieved.

"Should be."

I really doubt that if the old man keeps silent on the wireless, he will probably hear the captain crying on the channel.Clint hunched his back, glanced at the almost unrecognizable ruins around him, chose a foothold, and nimbly climbed up the cement slab.

However, none of them would think of it now.

This would be the last straw that crushed Jarod.