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At seven o'clock in the morning, Jialuode stepped into the gate of the cake shop on time.

Under the premise of having an extremely difficult boss, even if he was involved in a hijacking incident that shocked New York the day before, he has no right not to go to work the next day.After all, elves also have to eat, especially for an elf who earns money to support himself in the 21st century.And S.H.I.E.L.D. didn't consider giving him a subsidy or anything. They didn't even have endowment insurance. They just let an old man struggle to survive in human society, and he didn't look worried at all.

In this regard, Mr. Elf said that as a so-called '084', Ferry and Coulson's trust in him is true trust, but they are also true.

The store where Garald works is located near the bustling downtown of Manhattan, New York, just a few streets away from the Avengers Building. Usually, the traffic is not small, but because of yesterday's unexpected incident, there is only one area in the store now. It was a mess, overturned tables and chairs could be seen everywhere, the counter was knocked crooked, and the colleague who was hijacked from the shift I worked with yesterday was carelessly cleaning the glass shards all over the floor.Seeing him coming, he waved happily and greeted him, as if he already had a friendship of sharing weal and woe.

"Our boss is really inhumane, he won't even take a day off, isn't he?"

Turning out from behind the counter with a broom in hand, he smiled and put his arm on the elf's shoulder: "But to be honest, you seem a little late today, don't you?"

"That's because you came too early, Jimmy."

Glancing at the counter that seemed to be shattered into shards if touched, Jialuode hesitated, but still didn't dare to go over. Instead, he found a corner without glass shards and put his backpack on the ground: "I Guess you must have not slept last night."

"Of course, why sleep with Captain America!"

When I mentioned this, I became excited all of a sudden, Jimmy's cheeks gradually turned red, and he held up a broom and danced among the mess on the ground:

"OMG, I still can't believe I actually met Captain America! He saved me! I'm still in my arms! I even touched his boobs!! God, this has been a dream of mine since I was a kid and life goals!!!”

"..."

Then your life pursuit is indeed quite special.

No matter how I heard it, I felt a little gay, and the corners of Jarod's mouth twitched indistinctly, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything in the end.He just smiled and bent down to lift up the overturned chair one by one.

And Jimmy was still babbling non-stop beside him, and he didn't listen to the specific content seriously. He responded one after another, and at the same time buried himself in cleaning up the mess in the cake shop.

Until he saw a pair of black combat boots appear in the field of vision from the corner of his eye.

"Uh, did I come at a bad time?"

With traces of dust and dust all over his body, Clint Barton, who had just finished his mission, stood at the door of the cake shop, looked at the storefront that could almost be called a ruin, and blinked in confusion: "What's wrong here? Did K attack?"

"A hundred times worse than that."

Unexpectedly, there will be guests coming at this time, and Jimmy, who is in charge of the counter, walks forward with a broom:

"So we're closed today, if you need anything... Omg, are you Hawkeye!! Hawkeye from the Avengers!! Alive!!!"

"..."

The moment he saw who was coming, the unfinished voice turned into a scream that could blow over the roof, scaring Garrod almost throwing the table leg.And Clint, who suddenly enjoyed the wild enthusiasm of the fans, stood there with a dazed face, allowing Jimmy to complete the process of hugging, taking out his mobile phone, taking a group photo, and posting a series of processes before he came back to his senses a little bit. The tone inevitably became a little weak.

"I... because the captain told me that the biscuits in this store are delicious, so..." He took a few steps away from Jimmy without leaving a trace: "But since you are closed today, I think I'd better go."

"do not."

Turning around, he happily greeted Garald to help.With a flush of excitement on his face, Jimmy pulled Hawkeye into the store door, and pushed him in front of the only small round table that could still seat people:

"Although the store is like this, the back kitchen is still good. You don't have to be polite, just wait a few minutes, our store has the best biscuits in New York!"

"10 minutes."

In Jimmy's desperately throwing hints, he spoke very kindly.Garald withdrew his gaze from the quiver behind Hawkeye, smiled at him, turned around and opened the curtain, and walked towards the workshop: "If you have time."

Hawkeye, of course, readily agreed.

but--

This person seems a little familiar.

Seeing the back of Mr. Elf walking into the back kitchen, Clint recalled that too dazzling face and the feeling of being amazed at that moment.Although he couldn't remember who it was, he always felt that he should have seen this face somewhere.

"Have we met before?"

And this confusion lasted until Garald brought out a plate of small biscuits that had just come out of the oven, and Jimmy happily went behind the counter to make him milk tea.Hawkeye tried to throw a piece into his mouth, and immediately narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, looking at Mr. Elf as if he had discovered some rare treasure.

"maybe."

Answering casually, Garrod glanced at the equipment bag in Clint's hand, and his eyes wandered involuntarily: "I don't really remember."

In fact, this is not true.Garald remembered very clearly that when he just woke up from the S.H.I.E.L.D. hospital and tried to escape in a panic, it was Clint who stood on the roof and sniped his retreat, but was shot down by himself.Although Coulson later said that he was not injured and there was nothing serious, but he was a little scared, but Garald was not sure if Hawkeye really didn't hold grudges or anything. In case he remembered who he was, he planned to come and have a good time with him What should I do if I settle old accounts?Does he fight or not?Do you want to use all your strength?Who is to blame if you kill him?

Standing there in a dilemma for a while, Jialude decided to pretend that he didn't know anything.Let it be as it is.

"Really, that may be my memory is wrong."

With his mouth full of biscuits, Hawkeye nodded, his voice a little muffled.His greatest advantage is to let things happen naturally. Since Garald said so, he couldn't remember it for a while, and he wouldn't go to the root of it to find out.If you have that spare time, it would be better to eat a few more biscuits——

I don't know where Captain America found this cake shop. It tastes so good, and it's not far from the Avengers Building.Didn't he never like sweets?Why didn't you call me when you came out to steal food? !

Clint was sad, Clint was angry, Clint decided to pack another big portion and go back to sit in front of Steve, he ate, and let the captain watch.

"No problem." Putting the drink at Hawkeye's hand, Jimmy proudly puffed up his chest: "If you need it, our store can deliver it to your door at any time."

"Really? Can I deliver it anywhere?"

"As long as you're in New York."

Leaning against the door of the workshop and shaking his head with a smile, Garrod looked at Jimmy's eyes that were almost shining, and wisely did not reveal that he was just looking for an excuse to enter the Avengers Building openly and stroll around.

I silently sighed with emotion that the pursuit of heroes by human beings is still so fanatical.Mr. Elf curled his mouth, turned around and walked into the workshop, preparing to bring out the leftover biscuits to the agent, and then go to bake a new bag, along with a free piece of special cheese—after all, all creatures are He likes to be praised, even the elves are not surprised, especially since Clint is so flattering, Jarod feels that it is difficult for him to find a reason to be unhappy now.

However, the accident happened at the moment he opened the curtain.

As an elf with sharp ears and eyes, Garrod first felt something was wrong.At the same time, Clint, who was still immersed in the biscuits just now, suddenly became alert, and his eyes instantly became sharp.They could all hear the noise and the screams of the crowd coming from the street, and closer, above the broken window, there seemed to be rustling noises, as if a beast was dormant in the grass and staring at a tiger, ready to attack at any time. All may jump up and pounce on their chosen prey.

There seemed to be a disgusting darkness in the air.

"How……"

Watching his guest stand up suddenly and signal him to back away, Jimmy held the tray in a daze, but before he could ask the question, Garald covered his mouth.Nodding to Mr. Elf, Clint drew an arrow from the quiver behind his back, and aimed the bow at the upper right.The moment the black shadow lurking on the outer wall of the cake shop appeared, the sharp black arrow whizzed away, like lightning flashes from the sky, and pierced the uninvited visitor's eyebrows in the blink of an eye!

'Roar--! '

After being shot in the head by an arrow from the agent, the black shadow quickly fell from the outer wall to which it was attached, and hit the broken glass all over the floor.It was a monster in the shape of a human, with a ferocious face, no more than one meter tall, and thin and long hands and feet, which made the whole body look disproportionate.What's even more weird is that its skin is completely dark green, like seaweed slowly rotting at the bottom of the water, making it extremely disgusting.

"What the hell is this?!"

The toe kicked the immobile monster, and Clint frowned involuntarily.And on the street as far as the eye can see, monsters like this are coming from all directions, driving away the terrified crowd.Some have even entered adjacent buildings, destroying everything within reach, not even the Avengers Building a few blocks away.

Accompanied by the roar of the engine, Iron Man's red-gold armor burst out of the window on the top floor of the building.With the help of the Falcon, the captain of the United States landed in the area where the monsters were most concentrated, and cleaned up the invading enemies together with Hulk.The Black Widow joined the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who had heard the news, assisted the police in evacuating the crowd, and loudly asked everyone to report their location.

I didn't expect that I would face such an exciting scene right after I came back from the mission without even taking a breath. Hawkeye's current expression can't be said to be very good.While turning on the communication, he rushed out of the door. He kept reporting his location and situation on the channel, and shot arrows at the monsters surrounding him. The commander retreated to a safe place.Just like the last time Loki led the Kiritas to attack the earth, in the next time, New York is likely to become the battlefield for the Avengers to fight against threats again.

"Oh my god, I've had an amazing two days, first being kidnapped and then seeing monsters invading New York."

With his hips akimbo, he watched Hawkeye disappear around the corner of the street.Jimmy turned his head, trying to find the same frustration as himself from his companion's face, but found that Garald seemed to have been staring at the corpse on the ground since Clint shot the monster, his lips were tightly pursed, The extreme shock and bewilderment that can rarely be seen on his face still vaguely remained between his brows.

"……How are you?"

It seems that Mr. Elf may have been frightened.Jimmy put his hand on his shoulder, and was about to say a few words of comfort, but saw the man suddenly turned his head and stared straight at him, with a trace of complexity that no one could understand flashed in his green eyes like new leaves.

"Do you know what those things are?"

After a moment of silence, Garrod asked.And after being shaken by his companion for some unknown reason, he pulled the corner of his mouth and showed a rather ugly smile: "But I know—"

"This is the goblin scout, the orc outpost."

And they all came from the same place as him.

After speaking, without waiting for anyone to react, the elf rushed out of the store like a gust of wind, chasing Hawkeye and ran towards the place where the battle was most intense.

The author has something to say: Garrod: Another fucking mess, from Middle Earth to Marvel, I’m almost [-] years old, why can’t I have a good relationship and grow old?

Hawkeye: If you make me biscuits every day, I can help you die in retirement.

Garrod: Send your uncle the end! !