[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

Life in Avengers Mansion is always idyllic and depraved.

The profession of superhero has great uncertainty.When I have missions, I run around the world, and when I don’t have missions, I just hide in the building. There is no need for the Avengers to be touched by general minor problems, and things that destroy the world don’t happen every day. Therefore, apart from regular training Outside of meetings and meetings, the rest is basically free time for the Avengers, doing whatever they want and going wherever they want.What's more, Garrod is here only to cooperate with the Avengers to solve the problem of the half-orcs. He doesn't need to be involved in other things, and it's obviously a matter of course that he doesn't feel nervous.

So, when Mr. Elf was lying on the sofa in the lounge one day and received a call from his boss unexpectedly, he finally remembered that he was actually a working person.

"You, now, immediately, give me, get the hell out of the shop!!!"

The store manager's voice sounded extremely scary on the phone, every word almost burst into the sky with resentment.The corner of Jialuode's mouth twitched unknowingly. Although he really wanted to hang up directly, but thinking of the poor balance in his bank card, he still reluctantly let out an 'ang' sound, and prepared to pack his things silently and go to work in the cake shop.

"Actually, you can consider resigning."

It is rare to come down from the studio on the roof, and Tony turned to the bar counter with his feet and poured himself a cup of coffee. He sincerely suggested to him:

"Stay in the Avengers, I'll pay you more for a day than you can earn in a bakery for a week."

"But I can't stay here forever."

Flicking his hair in front of the mirror, Mr. Elf picked up his backpack, turned around and shrugged at Tony: "After the orc matter is settled, I still have to support myself."

"Not always."

With eyes reddened after staying up all night, the president's father came out from behind the bar again, and said casually, "I don't believe that the old Popsicle will let you go, anyway, his salary will be handed over to you when the time comes, don't think I haven't seen it." The nasty chatting between you two... ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

However, before Tony finished speaking, Captain America covered his mouth next to him.Steve almost glared at him, then shook his head at the elf who looked at him suspiciously, signaling him not to pay attention: "Tony didn't say anything just now, and you didn't hear anything, right?"

... He really didn't hear anything.

He was busy reaching for his cell phone next to Sol, and after realizing it, he always felt that he might have missed something important.Garrod glanced at Captain America and Iron Man who were glaring at him suspiciously. After receiving Steve's gentle smile and Tony's two blank eyes, he temporarily put the matter behind him and hurried out the door, looking It seems to be in a hurry.

"Wait, I'll take you there!"

Reaching out to pick up his hammer, Thor enthusiastically shouted towards the almost invisible back of the elf: "Don't be so anxious, it will be there in a blink of an eye! And didn't the captain just say it! You need someone to guarantee you safety!!"

"..."

No, I think when he said 'someone' he was referring specifically to himself... Are you going to be cut off by the shield sooner or later if you are so ungrateful?

Even if you don't turn your head to look, you can imagine what Steve's expression is like now.Finally pulled the captain's hand off, the almost suffocated CEO's father rolled his eyes at the ceiling and complained silently in his heart.At the same time, he took a few steps back, wisely making room for someone to come out.

At the same time, Steve stepped forward and pulled out his cloak before Thor followed Jarod out the door.

"It's a little thing I can do with him, and my Harley is also very fast."

With a serious and sincere expression on his face, he nodded seriously to Sol who turned his head: "It's rare for you to come to Earth once, so just take a good rest in the building."

"But I don't need to rest." Sol didn't understand the meaning hidden in the captain's words at all, and Sol simply smiled: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, so it's good to follow Jarod."

"..."

Tony, who was listening silently, couldn't help covering his face with his hands.

"Don't worry, you'll have something to do."

With an expression as if he was choked by something, Steve couldn't help but gritted his teeth and said, "You can go to Dr. Banner's laboratory, where Loki's scepter is, don't you want to go and see?"

"I just went to see it yesterday."

"You can go and see again."

"But I'm going out with Garrod now?"

"No way—no, I mean, you've got to look again now."

"..."

Not knowing what Steve was so persistent about asking him to see, Thor was at a loss, and seeing Thor's puzzled expression, the captain just wanted to grab the shield and knock him out.The two of them stood in a stalemate for a while, facing each other in a daze, until Jialuode's helpless voice came from the elevator entrance.

"I don't need anyone's protection, please stay here both of you."

Raising his voice, he said:

"And Coulson's car is downstairs, he will take me there directly, thank you."

Steve:  …

Captain America suddenly wanted to hit someone, especially thinking, what should I do?

Meanwhile, Coulson, who was driving, felt a sudden chill on his back, always feeling that he might have accidentally laid a gun somewhere again.

15 minute later.

When Jialuode stepped into the cake shop where he worked again after nearly half a month, carrying a backpack, he was almost strangled to death by his crying colleagues.

"You don't even know what I'm living these days!"

Wrapping the elf's neck with his right hand, he seemed to want to hit his head a few times with a ferocious expression.Jimmy endured and endured, and in the end he couldn't hold it back. He raised his hand and ruffled his hair as if to vent his anger, and snorted twice angrily:

"A few days ago, you couldn't get through on the phone, and there was no one at home. I thought something happened to you... and you are not here. I can only take care of it here. I am too busy every day. All the orders are piled up in the Together, the boss almost ate me, you know!!"

As he spoke, he took Garrod with his arms and walked towards the counter, took off the backpack that got in the way, and pushed him directly on the chair:

"And I'm already in such a miserable situation. Those guys who came to the store to buy cakes saw that you were not here, and they all left with a look of disappointment, left!!! Are they all paying to see your face?! It's so good-looking! !Why are people so superficial now!!! I am too tall to be seen, right?!"

Garrod: ...

Apparently only the last sentence in this series of rants is the point, and tinged with a little bit of innocuous jealousy.I'm used to my colleagues complaining like this from time to time, so Mr. Elf didn't care. Instead, he reached out to pick up the thick stack of orders on the counter and looked through them carefully.

"These are all saved in the last two days."

Go to the workshop and get Jarod's apron.Jimmy saw that the elf was serious, so he didn't bother him, but put his clothes on the back of the chair: "A few are in a hurry, and they will be sent over in a while. I just finished half of it. Now that you are here, let's continue." go a head."

also.

Several sheets were drawn from the stack of papers.While putting on the apron specially designed for the back kitchen, Garrod lifted the curtain and walked into the workshop, sincerely hoping that his craftsmanship could still satisfy these customers and not degrade too much.

Time passed little by little.

After extruding the last garland with cream, Mr. Elf put the cake into a box and handed it to Jimmy for delivery.And finally returned to the familiar mode of being helped, Jimmy also happily took it, told Garald to greet the guests at the front desk, then picked up the car keys and went out, and quickly disappeared in the bright afternoon sun.

Leaning against the counter to watch him leave, Jialuode stood for a while, guessing that there might be no customers coming in for a while, so he took out his mobile phone idly, swiped open the screen, and logged in to his account skillfully.

As expected, the head of the "Star-Spangled Banner" is lit.

After thinking about it, I found that my netizens seem to be getting more and more idle recently.It used to be possible to meet him when he was not online, but now every time I come up, I can see him hanging on the Internet.Garald smiled a little, clicked on the dialog box, and sent a 'smiling' emoji.

Almost at the same time, the other party responded with a 'smile', followed by a 'sun' and a bright red 'heart'.

...Well, I am getting more and more shameless.

Mr. Elf commented so.

And soon, news from netizens came over again.

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Are you done?" "

""Zha Jin Hua": Not yet, my colleague has gone out, I'll help him look around the store. "

""Fried Golden Flower": I haven't come to work for a few days, and the workload piled up is really scary. "

""Star-Spangled Banner": Then you have to pay attention to rest, don't think about finishing everything at once. "

"Zha Jin Hua": Of course, of course I won't.I'm the lazy one. "

"'The Star-Spangled Banner': [haha.jpg]"

As in the past few days, they just chatted with each other to pass the time. Although the topics were not nutritious, no one would feel bored.Garald squinted happily, tapping his fingers back and forth on the screen, feeling that he had been lucky enough to meet such a netizen who was in perfect harmony with him, and he felt sorry for himself if he didn't develop.

Having made up his mind to communicate with "The Star-Spangled Banner" when we meet, Mr. Elf looked at the bright and dazzling sunlight outside the window, and suddenly looked forward to the appointment time next weekend.

And right now.

A crisp wind chime came from the door, interrupting Jarod's thoughts.In the dialog box, he typed "Someone is here, let me greet you first." After sending it, he reluctantly put away his phone, looked up at the opened store door, and stood on the door railing to look around guests.

It was a very young-looking black-haired boy carrying a travel bag.

"Good afternoon, what do you need?"

Standing up straight from behind the counter, he smiled slightly and asked aloud.

"Uh, that, can you recommend it?"

Hearing the sound, he took a few steps towards here.The boy's face blushed involuntarily when he met Garrod's smiling gaze, leaving a lovely blush on the protruding high cheekbones: "It's my first time here, so I don't know much about it."

"Is this your first time at our store, or your first time in New York?"

Hearing that his accent seemed to be different from what he usually heard, Garald took out the dessert list and handed it over: "The ones marked on it are very good, maybe there will be something you like in it."

After taking the order, the man smiled shyly.

"Actually, it's my first time in America."

After ordering a piece of Black Forest and a cup of black tea, he nervously adjusted the shoulder straps of his backpack, and looked into Garrod's green eyes like new leaves: "I am Britannia...British."

"That's a long way indeed."

Turning around from the counter, Garald made coffee for him, and nodded to show that he already knew: "So, are you here for a trip?"

"That's right...Actually, I'm planning to find someone, someone asked me to do it."

Scratching his head in distress, the boy shrugged: "But obviously, this place is too big, and it may take me a long time to find the person I'm looking for."

"so."

Froth the milk and pour it over the coffee with the chocolate sauce.Garald put the cup on the tray, took a piece of cake from the freezer, and pushed it in front of the boy: "Then I can only wish you good luck."

"Thank you." He nodded with a smile.

As strangers who met by chance, the conversation between the two ended here.Soon, as the boy found a seat at the round table by the window, the air in the shop became quiet again, as if no one had been there just now.

Seeing that the man stirred the coffee, then picked up the phone, looking at something, obviously no longer needed his help.After greeting the guests, Garald sat down behind the counter again, turned on his mobile phone, and prepared to continue cultivating relationships with netizens.

He skillfully logged into LEX's account.

However, before the elf clicked on the still-lit portrait of the "Star-Spangled Banner", he found a red dot appeared on the friend column at the bottom of the page.At the same time, with a slight vibration, the push bar on the top of the phone was also occupied by LEX's system, and a new notification was pushed to him——

"The "Royal Sorcerer" requests to add you as a friend. "

Below this friend request, there is also the fitness value tested by the system for them, "99%".

Garrod couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

At the same time, the other party's message was also sent.

"Royal Sorcerer: Hello. "

"Royal Magician": Although you rejected my request last time, I think I should give it a try. "

""Royal Magician": After all, I can't find anyone with a higher fitness value than you. "

Garrod: ...

Wait, how come I can't remember when I said no? !