[Comprehensive British and American] Old popsicle online dating rules

Steve finds it hard for him to describe how he feels right now.

He rushed forward aggressively to settle accounts with Sol and his netizens, but the accounts were not settled, but in the end he was unconsciously teased by the elves.I thought it was only my unilateral wishful thinking that suddenly got a response. This feeling is like drinking a whole glass of water when I am extremely thirsty, or being fed a big spoonful of honey into my mouth when it is the bitterest. , Even every inch of bone is filled with intoxicating sweetness.

He stared at the phone for a long time, as if he wanted to see it as a flower.Steve's fingers flicked up and down on the screen unconsciously, caressing the photo of Garrod so that he could see the indescribable face, his eyes were so tender that they almost dripped water.

He really wanted to rush into the lounge right now.Regardless of whether Sol is still there, or whether there are other people present, he first hugs his netizen and turns around a few times before talking.

But when he thought that if he really dared to do this, he might be beaten to death by Garald as a pervert, the captain still gritted his teeth and held back.He just leaned against the closed door of the lounge behind him, took a deep breath, and quietly waited for the elf's reply.

And soon, not long after, his phone vibrated as he expected.

""Fried Golden Flower": Did you see that? "

This was an unnecessary rhetorical question, and Garald knew it very well.Therefore, without waiting for "The Star-Spangled Banner" to react and give him something back and forth, he lowered his head again and continued to edit the information in the dialog box. It was also difficult to hide the bright smile on the corner of his mouth:

""Fried Golden Flower": You saw it, and I saw it too. "

"Zha Jin Hua": I'm very happy, really. "

I am very glad that they all have the same mood and reached a happy agreement on this aspect. Each of them is the most special and favorite one in each other's heart.

Laughing so much that he almost pressed the phone to his chest, Steve blinked slowly, and sent a 'smiling' expression:

"The Star-Spangled Banner": Me too. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner": I'm glad you're happy about it, too. "

Garrod smiled.

"Zha Jin Hua": Then let's meet sometime. "

"Zha Jinhua": I've been waiting for a long time, but you seem to have no intention of implementing this agreement, so now I can only ask? "

Seeing what the other party said, and thinking that he had indeed been ignoring this matter intentionally or unintentionally for a while, Steve suddenly felt a little guilty.But judging from the tone of "Fried Golden Flower", it was more like a kind of tolerant ridicule than blame, and he quickly calmed down the little guilt that surged up, and started typing in the dialog box.

"The Star-Spangled Banner": Sure, any time.how is this weekend "

""Fried Golden Flower": Maybe not this weekend, I have something to do.Is next weekend okay? "

Thinking back on Jarod's recent activities, apart from eating, drinking and chatting with Thor, he didn't seem to have heard anything from him.Steve stood there wondering for a while, but respected the other party's choice.Although he wished he could rush into the waiting room to confess immediately, he still decided that he must find a good time to drop his vest, and it would be best in a place where there are only the two of them. The kind that you can catch yourself immediately.

Thinking about it secretly, Steve opened the map and searched, settled for a quiet but nice cafe, and sent the address to the netizen.

"The Star-Spangled Banner": No problem, here it is.I'll be waiting for you here at four o'clock next Saturday afternoon. "

""Star-Spangled Banner"': But, aren't you afraid this time I'm too ugly to scare you? "

"Zha Jin Hua": Of course not. "

""Fried Golden Flower": Anyway, you won't be as good-looking as me anyway. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner':..."

This is so reasonable that no one can refute it.

Steve stared at the screen in a daze for a long time, unable to utter a word.In the lounge just across the door, even through the screen, one could imagine the bewildered expressions of the netizens. Jialuode almost died laughing on the sofa.It wasn't until the "Star-Spangled Banner" who had been ignored for a long time sent a series of embarrassing expressions, almost swiping the screen in the dialog box, that he finally rubbed his cheeks, picked up his phone and slowly replied:

""Fried Golden Flower": Don't worry, I was just joking, although it is true. "

""Fried Golden Flower": No matter who you are, what you look like, or what status you are, I will not be scared. "

Because elves don't like a person's appearance so superficially.

What they are looking for is the fit of soul.

Take the conversation for him.The captain who was coaxed by Garrod stared at the screen and laughed for a long time, almost narrowing his eyes.However, before he could reply happily, the other party added another sentence, directly freezing the smile he hadn't fully withdrawn on his face——

"Zhijinhua": Of course, unless you're Captain America. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner": ...What if I am? "

"Zha Jin Hua": Then I might beat you to death. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner':..."

Steve True Captain America Rogers was struck by lightning.

'The Star-Spangled Banner': Why? "

""Fried Golden Flower": Because I will feel that you have cheated my feelings. "

Immediately, before the netizens could understand what it means to 'feel that you have cheated my feelings', they said something to defend themselves.On the other side of the screen, Garrod has already decided that this assumption is a joke, and sent "The Star-Spangled Banner" a "comforting" emoticon very intimately.

""Fried Golden Flower": Don't worry, I know you won't be.

""Zha Jin Hua": To me, you are much cuter than him. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner": ... oh. "

Didn't get the complex emotions contained in the netizen's "Oh", Jialude was immersed in the joy of meeting his little cutie, and boldly decided that he must give the other party a satisfied Surprise:

""Zha Jin Hua": So do you want any presents when we meet? "

""Fried Golden Flower": signature?uniform?Fully nude?Except for him, I can get you anything you want. "

""Fried Golden Flower": Even if you want his shield, I can grab it for you. "

Steve, who was promised to steal his shield and give it to him: ...

He suddenly didn't know whether he should cry or laugh.

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Two 10 minutes later.

"So he really said that? Really?!"

He snatched Captain America's cell phone, flipped through the chat records between him and Garrod, and Falcon, who was still lying in the training room thinking about life, almost laughed out loud:

"Garrod actually said that!! You must want to laugh at me to inherit the baby's flight suit hahaha!!!"

"No one wants your bird costume, Sam."

Slumped on the recliner with nothing to love, Steve rolled his eyes towards the ceiling, thinking of the conversation he had with "Zhi Jinhua" just now, he still felt a mixture of sadness and joy in his heart: "That guy Garrod, he told Captain America And "Star-Spangled Banner"' is too different. "

"And it's all your fault in the end. You should have listened to me and told him your true identity."

Sitting on the sandbags piled up next to the recliner, the black widow who came to watch Captain America’s crash scene twitched her mouth after hearing the news, showing a fake smile at Steve: “Believe me, Captain America lost to him on the Internet. A casually made vest, this joke is enough to make the whole of the United States laugh for a whole month."

"..."

Steve, who was ridiculed inhumanely, stretched out his hand to cover his face silently: "Then what should I do? Is it too late for me to say it now?"

"Then you probably want to be killed by that living fossil directly."

Casting a sympathetic glance at him, Hawkeye who entered the door with the widow somehow remembered something, and couldn't help shivering: "I warn you in advance, Captain. The elves are very accurate in archery, since he clearly said that, You might actually be a target for him hanging on top of the Avengers Tower."

Having also seen the ferocity of Garrod who overthrew almost all S.H.I.E.L.D. agents by himself, the Black Widow nodded and looked at the captain with even more pity.

"So, before you meet, go and communicate with Jialude more." In the end, she concluded in this way: "The experience of those who have been here will be useful."

"Really?" The captain looked up expectantly.

"Can he accept me?"

"No."

"..."

"Let him hit you lightly."

Steve covered his face with his hands again.

However, despite the bad news of being hit in the face, the widow feels that their progress is basically satisfactory.Especially Garald, she couldn't imagine that an old guy who was nearly [-] years old would be so terribly flirtatious.Pulling out the captain's cell phone from Falcon's hand, looking at the photos he saved, Natasha nodded involuntarily, lamenting that she had discovered an unprecedented new world, while taking out her cell phone, and pressing a few times on the screen .

"what are you doing?"

Taking a casual glance, Steve found that the icon on her phone was surprisingly familiar, and immediately became alert: "You also have a LEX account?"

"I don't have an account on one of those same-sex dating sites, but can I borrow one... Jarvis, help me?"

While browsing the lines of code on the screen, he shouted Tony's AI to the ceiling.The widow threw Steve's cell phone back into his arms, waited for a while, and soon got a polite reply from Jarvis: "Mr. Garrod's password has been sent to your mailbox, Romano agent."

……What?

After being dazed for a while, he finally realized that the widow seemed to be hacking into Garrod's LEX account, and Steve's face suddenly became serious:

"Natasha, this is wrong, your behavior is without the permission of others—"

"Invasion of other people's privacy, okay Captain, I know what you want to say." The widow still didn't raise her head: "I'm just going to take the original photo, Garrod knows it, and doesn't mind it, okay?"

But this does not mean that you can use other people's private accounts to achieve your own goals without the supervision of others.

Seeing that Natasha boarded the homepage of "Zhijinhua", she packed a copy of his photo with herself and all the chat records with "Star-Spangled Banner" and sent it to her mailbox.Steve frowned, and was about to continue to say something, but suddenly he heard her say "huh", and his face became a little strange.

"what happened?"

Hawkeye rubbed against her curiously and asked.

"LEX's system has matched another object to the living fossil." Natasha raised her eyebrows after clicking on the notification and flipping through it: "Wow, it looks like another old antique... Do you want to take a look, Captain, maybe there will be surprises ?”

Originally, he wanted to refuse sternly, but when he heard her last sentence, he couldn't hold back and picked up the phone.The captain was annoyed for a while, and then he threw away the moral principles that had nothing left, and looked at the system notification on the screen——

It was a level 1 trumpet that also had no avatar and no dynamics, called "Royal Magician".

Blinking, Steve flipped down and looked at the fitness value between him and "Zha Jinhua" given by the LEX system.

99%.

It was several percentage points higher than the matching value of "Fried Golden Flower" and "Star-Spangled Banner" at that time.

Steve: ...huh.

"Don't use other people's private accounts to achieve your own goals, remember, Captain?"

With her arms folded, the Black Widow twitched at him with a half-smile.

"..."

Just as if he didn’t hear anything, Steve slowly clicked on the friend request sent by the “Royal Magician”, looked at it critically for a long time, and then slowly clicked on the “Fried Golden Flower” account. reject'.