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"Garrod!!"

Never thought that he would see such an exciting scene as soon as he entered the door, Steve only felt that the blood in his whole body was rushing to his head.Without even thinking about it, he rushed to the window sill, trying to hold Garald who was falling with Deadpool's arms.

But he was still one step too late.The outstretched hand almost missed the elf's collar, leaving only a cloud of air in the palm.But before the captain could react and think of a way to stop their fall, the black widow behind him had pounced on him, pulled him away from the window sill quickly, and at the same time pulled the trigger towards the opposite building, before losing his center of gravity, precisely Headshot your opponent with one shot.

"When you save others, can you also look at yourself!!"

Almost watching the bullets pass by their eyes, the widow's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and she couldn't help yelling at Captain America.But Steve didn't have time to deal with such trivial matters at all. After getting up from the ground, he quickly lay down on the window sill to check on the situation of the two of them, with obvious anxiety on his face, feeling like he wanted to follow him every minute. The way they jumped together.

Natasha couldn't help rolling her eyes at him.

And at the same time.

He had also heard Steve's shout, but Garald had no time to answer right now.Leaving aside the painful fact that he is being thrown down again, just the fact that he is holding on to him tightly, and using the tights that wrap his hands and feet to pervert, is enough for the elf to turn black. I want to kill someone.

"Quickly let me go!!"

One hand was on Deadpool's face, trying desperately to push him away from him.Garald's voice was mixed in the wind that rolled up from the ground, and it could almost be called a roar: "Otherwise, do you want to die!!!"

"I think!" Deadpool also yelled in the elf's ear: "But I just remembered, I don't seem to be able to die!!"

"... Then your uncle pulled me down because he wanted me to die!!!"

He wanted to stab this guy's throat with a knife, and Jarod was almost mad at him.But fortunately, it seems that he also realized that he pulled the elf off the window sill like this. Although he was not killed by the bullet, it was really embarrassing to be killed by him. After thinking about it, Deadpool quickly let go of the elf's arm Hands, changed to hoops on the chest.At the same time, the legs moved up and wrapped around the elf's waist, and the whole person curled up in front of his chest. From a distance, it was like wearing a red and black tortoise shell for Mr. elf.

"I'm ready."

Blinking, Deadpool raised his head, and his voice sounded very strangely joyful: "Please start your performance."

Garrod: ...

Can you show some face, even just a little, can you! ! !

I vowed to sink Deadpool into the Atlantic Ocean sooner or later, but right now, the most important thing is to prevent myself from falling to my death.Garrod twitched the corner of his mouth and stretched out his somewhat numb arm, trying to ignore the ridiculously cheap thing in his arms, intending to find a buffer point in mid-air that could slow down the fall.

"Hey, hey, there there!"

Stuffing himself comfortably in the elf's arms, Deadpool looked around, and soon found a resident downstairs drying the quilt on the balcony, just on the trajectory of their fall, and hurriedly beat the elf's chest.

"Give me your hands and be honest!!"

The veins on his forehead popped up, and he roared angrily.Jialuode didn't hesitate, and stretched out his hand directly, grabbing a corner of the quilt in a very quick reaction.Although there is no way to stop myself from continuing to fall, but it can somewhat slow down the speed of the fall.

And as long as there is such a little time, it is enough for the elves.

He just felt the speed of the fall suddenly slow down, and before Deadpool had time to speak, he found that the scenery in front of him was suddenly reversed, from the blue sky above his head to the ground shrouded in shadows.And after completing this difficult turn in mid-air, Garrod kept moving, stepped on the outer wall of the apartment next to him, rose and fell on the nearly vertical wall several times, and finally exerted all his strength to push himself and his body together. The burden was thrown out together, and landed on the roof of a short residential building opposite the apartment.

"Oh my God……"

Rolled several times on the ground with the elf, and finally hit the water storage tank on the roof before stopping.Deadpool lay on Garald's body in a bewildered manner. After a long time, he finally realized that he was about to straighten up, pointing at him and began to tremble non-stop: "You, you, you, are you a flea? Why can you jump so much?" ?!!"

"To shut up."

He collapsed on the ground, looking at the white clouds floating above his head.Having just experienced such an exciting extreme jump, Jialuode rolled his eyes, and he didn't even have the strength to speak to him. He just wanted to lie down like this until the end of time: "Get off me quickly."

"...No, are elves so agile??! Are your legs so long?! How can you jump higher than me?!"

As if Deadpool didn't hear him, he was still riding on his waist, dancing and expressing his shock.The two of them maintained such a strange posture, staring at each other on the roof of the building next door. Steve, who had just breathed a sigh of relief in the apartment, couldn't help frowning again, his hands were so itchy that he wanted to break it. A bench leg came down and hit Deadpool's head.

"I have a gun, do you need it?"

Just glanced at him, and the black widow spoke silently.

"Thank you, but no need." Sticking his head out and looking for a suitable foothold downstairs, Steve quickly replied: "I'll go directly, can you please go and get my shield?"

Natasha:  …

She silently lit a candle for Deadpool in her heart.

However, just when the widow shrugged her shoulders and was about to turn around to get Steve the equipment he left in the car because it was too conspicuous, the huge roar of the helicopter suddenly came to mind outside the window, and the wind blown by the propeller blows through the broken window When it blows in, it almost shakes the whole building slightly.

The movements of the two couldn't help but pause, and Deadpool and Jarod, who were still arguing on the roof next door, raised their heads instantly, attracted by the sudden noise.

"Who sent this?" Turning his head, Steve looked at the same puzzled Black Widow.

"Emmmm... I think it looks familiar." Touching his chin, Deadpool also blinked, and said to Jarod, "It seems to be my employer's? I shouldn't be mistaken, right?"

Mr. Elf stared at him.

next second.

The hatch of the helicopter opened suddenly, and two men in black went down the rope to the roof and began to recover the body of the gunman who had been shot in the head by the black widow.At the same time, at the door of the engine room, an agent with a grenade gun also appeared. He pointed the gun at the stunned man and one spirit on the roof, aimed only a little, and pulled the trigger without hesitation.

"Peng——!"

Dazzling and dazzling flames exploded in front of his eyes, followed by a huge explosion.Even though he quickly avoided the center of the explosion, he was still thrown backwards by the terrifying impact.Jialuode only felt as if a pair of irresistible hands pushed him out fiercely. In a blink of an eye, his whole body was blown away by the air wave and hit the water storage tank on the roof heavily.Deadpool was even worse than him. He fell on the shelf supporting the water storage tank and was strangled in the air by a steel bar. Although he couldn't die, he was hit hard for a long time.

"Garrod!!"

Looking at the elf lying on the ground and unable to get up for a long time, and the half-dead deadpool hanging in the air, Captain America's expression began to become very ugly.Immediately, he took a few steps back, accelerated his run-up, jumped out of the window, and landed on the roof of the residential building next door.After rolling a few laps to reduce the impact, and before everyone reacted, he shot immediately, knocking out the two people who were carrying the corpses on the platform neatly.

Picking up the submachine guns they dropped, Steve did not hesitate to pull the trigger towards the hatch, but was narrowly dodged by the other party.

"So, this is your employer?"

Feeling that a large bruise must have been knocked out on his back, Jarod struggled to prop himself up from the ground, turned his head and looked at Deadpool who was still hanging on the water storage tank and fluttering in the wind, his expression was very bad: "How could you even You fight too?"

"Isn't this kind of thing normal?"

Spreading his hands in mid-air, he glanced in the direction of the Deadpool helicopter, and found that the other party had concentrated all their firepower on the captain, and quickly lowered his head to greet Jarod: "Hurry up, get me down! I'm going Get up close and personal with America's National Treasures!!"

"...Then you should stay up there."

Too lazy to pay attention to him, Mr. Elf rolled his eyes towards the sky.Pulling out the only remaining dagger from the back of his waist, he stood up unsteadily, ready to help Steve.However, before he took the first step, something sharp came through the air from behind, almost flew past his cheek, and stabbed straight in front of him, forcing the elf to stop. .

Raising his hand mechanically, brushing over the stinging part of his face, Jarod stared at the glaring and bright red blood on his fingertips, and suddenly looked down.

It was a sharp iron long arrow.

At the same time, the elves also heard rustling sounds around them, like sideburns hunting prey, surrounding them from all directions.And I don't know when it started, the air began to be filled with familiar and disgusting darkness, like water plants slowly rotting on the bottom of the sea. On the battlefield facing the army of darkness.

There is no doubt that they are their old opponents again.

"Wow, how can these things look so ugly?!"

Seeing the crowd of half-beasts constantly climbing up the roof, Deadpool couldn't help but stare wide-eyed, his tone full of disgust.And Garrod just glanced at him, gripping the dagger tightly.Since these guys will appear here, some things are obvious, and there is nothing new.

"You actually let Hydra be your employer, no wonder they beat you together." He shrugged sympathetically.

"I just want to take a look at the beautiful little brother, who the hell wants to do business with the octopus spirit."

Although as a well-known anti-hero in the Marvel world, Deadpool himself has no concept of good and evil, but he is not down to the point where he is willing to work for Hydra.What's more, they were not relentless when they beat him up. Obviously they wanted to kill themselves and Garrod together. Deadpool thought he was not authentic enough, but in the end someone did something even worse than him. Law forbearance.

"Wait for me a moment."

Twisted his butt, intending to pull himself off the steel bar bit by bit.Deadpool gestured to Garald to wait, and pointed at the half-orcs who were gradually surrounding him: "Can we make an appointment now?"

"Let's make an appointment."

Glancing at Steve, who also found something wrong on the other end, Garrod nodded, and after leaving this sentence, he rushed into the crowd of half-orcs and killed in the direction of Captain America: "There is still Captain, It's enough to clean them up."

Deadpool's eyes lit up in mid-air.

"So come for 3P, little brother?"

"……roll!!"