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Ever since he was awakened from his slumber, for Garald, there are many things in this world beyond his imagination.

The high-rise buildings in the city that block out the sun, the jungle made of reinforced concrete, and many colorful lights will shine in every corner at night.There are no elves, no dwarves, no races and countries that Jarod is familiar with, and even the existence of Vera is not felt.Human beings are absolutely dominant in all areas. They wear lighter clothes, speak strange languages, and fill their peaceful lives with various gadgets that he doesn't understand.Although wars are still happening, they are very far away from most people.Even, they no longer use longbows and swords when fighting, and they don't even have armor. As long as they hold something called a 'gun', they can kill enemies tens of meters away in an instant.

This is an era that is too dazzling.

There is no doubt that Garald is completely unfamiliar with everything in such an era, but this does not mean that he is at a loss for what to do about it.The elf's long life endowed him with the transparency and wisdom to see through the world, and the peace of mind accumulated in the past thousands of years also made him readily accept his situation from the moment he was awakened, and believed that he was strong enough to adapt to any change, even Every inch it shows subverts the cognition of the elves all the time.

So, with curiosity about the new world, he began to learn everything in the 21st century, and began to greedily pack every unheard of novelty into his brain.And it didn't take long, when he was amwayed by something like the Internet and learned how to use it, this state of absorbing water like a sponge intensified, even worsened, and soon became saturated to a surprising degree.

In the process of using the Internet to understand modern society, Garrod accidentally found a social networking site called LEX.

This website, like the very popular social software at the moment, is a large-scale dating platform that focuses on interaction with strangers, and has a large number of visits.In addition to the basic chat and personal homepage functions, it also has a very distinctive feature, that is, it can match the most suitable chat partner according to the information released by each user, and it can be successfully developed in all likelihood .This is indeed very attractive to people like Garald who hope to further integrate into modern society through communicating with others.

Therefore, with the mentality of giving it a try, Mr. Elf quietly registered an account for himself, filled in the information and released it, waiting for the website to match him with the person with the highest fitness value.

Generally speaking, most of the references given by LEX are four to five accounts, occasionally even six, at least not less than three.Even if the matching object is not suitable, there are still several records to choose from, which maximizes the matching success rate of the website.But I don't know if it's because Garrod, a species that has lived for thousands of years, is too unique. LEX's system searched for a long time, even far exceeding the average time limit, but in the end only matched him with one user——

"The Star-Spangled Banner"

A level is 1, there is no avatar or any animation, it looks ordinary and cannot be more ordinary, and it is extremely doubtful whether it is the trumpet of a zombie.

Garrod was stunned.

Facing the empty homepage of "Star-Spangled Banner", he began to wonder whether LEX could not find a suitable match at all, so he simply found an account to donate to him.But after waiting for so long, it would be a shame not to give it a try when there is a result. After hesitating for a while, Garald clicked on the dialog box and sent a 'Hello'.

He originally thought that the other party might have to wait a long time before replying, or that it was not impossible to just sink into the sea.But just when Mr. Elf was about to close the dialog box and browse other websites, a crisp sound came suddenly, reminding him that the other party had approved his friend application and gave a response.

"Star-Spangled Banner: Hello. "

Garrod subconsciously looked at the time, and it was less than ten seconds since he just sent the message.

So, starting with this very old-fashioned greeting, they began their first online conversation.

Chatting with "The Star-Spangled Banner" was a pleasant treat, Jarod knew it well.His tone sounded very calm, and he would take every word Garald said seriously, and would not pretend to be false because of the network data.What's more rare is that he seems to occasionally have a sense of confusion similar to Garrod's about the twentieth century, as if looking at the world through the fault of time, and many times, Mr. Elf can't help but have some kind of wonderful feeling resonance.

Garrod felt the same should be true of The Star-Spangled Banner.So, as it should be, although they were somewhat cautious at first, they soon became familiar with each other on the Internet by virtue of this similar resonance, and began to talk about everything.

The "Star-Spangled Banner" seems to have a precarious job.Although he also lives in New York, his online time is not as fixed as that of Garald. Sometimes he hangs online all day, and sometimes he doesn't see anyone for a few days.But as long as he logs in to LEX, he will definitely come to Jialuode, even if Jialuode is not online at that time, he will leave a message.Although most of the time they just talked about small things that they usually encounter, there is no doubt that even such insignificant small talk will make him feel better throughout the day.

Especially since Mr. Elf had just been through an exhausting terrorist attack, and he felt he really needed to have a good chat with someone.

So, he put down the paper bag in his arms, sat on the sofa and unpacked a loaf of bread for dinner.Garrod lowered his head and pressed his phone for a while, and sent a message to "Star-Spangled Banner":

"Zha Jin Hua": Good evening, I'm already home, how about you? "

"Fried Golden Flower" is the screen name Jialuode gave himself, for no other reason than to ridicule the Lord of Golden Flower who doesn't know where he is now.Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. will probably never know why the elves hold their stomachs and laugh for 10 minutes when they introduce the card game, which is Garrod's innocuous little secret.Since it is impossible for him to return to his hometown forever, commemorating his former friends in this way can give him some comfort.

I just don't know if Glorfindel will want to kill him :-P

Jarod thought without guilt.

On the other side, after receiving the elf's reply, the "Star-Spangled Banner" dialog soon began to flash again:

"The Star-Spangled Banner: I just got home, too. "

""Star-Spangled Banner": I wanted to go to the cake shop you recommended today, but something suddenly happened there. "

The cake shop he was talking about was the one where Garald worked, and it was only a few blocks away from the Avengers Building.Ever since he knew that the "Star-Spangled Banner" lived nearby, Mr. Elf, who thought he was a good crafter, gave out the address of the cake shop. Although he didn't say that he also worked in this shop, he didn't particularly shy away from it. .

After thinking about it, I reckoned that the "Star-Spangled Banner" was among the crowd outside the store when I was taken by the agents to take notes.Garald basked in the sun, holding the croissant he just bought from the supermarket in his mouth, and continued to type slowly:

"Zha Jinhua": I know, I was there too. "

""Fried Golden Flower": The commotion in the store is not small. "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: What?are you there? "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Are you all right?Has it been affected? ! "

The feeling of being cared for is very rewarding, and Mr. Elf's mood suddenly brightened, and at the end he didn't forget to blow a wave to the good captain:

""Zhi Jinhua": No, it was just a small problem, and Captain America quickly resolved it. "

""Fried Golden Flower": Seriously, he is even better than on TV!Can you imagine, he was just standing in front of the robber, and he didn't even need to make a move, that guy was frightened and fainted! ! "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: ..."

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Captain America isn't so... well, did you go say hello to him?" "

Garald felt that his tone was a bit strange, as if he was guarding a secret that he thought the whole world should know, but finally found that only he understood it but couldn't say it. Every word seeped an indescribable aggrieved feeling. feel.But Mr. Elf didn't think too much about it, he just raised his eyebrows slightly, his fingers continued to jump on the screen.

"Zha Jin Hua": No, there are too many people watching, I can't squeeze in. "

""Fried Golden Flower": I finally met a real person, but I didn't get a signed photo. It's a pity. "

And I haven't touched my boobs yet.

It wasn't until then that he realized that he seemed to have missed [-] million yuan, and Jialuode sent a 'crying' emoji sullenly.But then the message replied by "Star-Spangled Banner" made his eyes brighten, and he felt that his life was full of light again.

"The Star-Spangled Banner: ...well, I can send you some if you really want to.I have quite a few of these. "

""Fried Golden Flower": Huh?That would be great!Thank you! ! "

""Fried Golden Flower": Can you ask for the one in uniform? "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: Whatever you want [smiles]. "

""Fried Golden Flower": Really? !What about the one without clothes? ! "

"The Star-Spangled Banner: ..."

Did he just dig a hole for himself?

Sitting on the sofa in the Avengers Building, Captain Steve Rogers stared at the phone screen with his eyes wide open.