Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

Xin Chen Qiqi Ai Ai walked in, wearing the bear home clothes he just bought, looking very cute.He walked to Shang Xilou's bed, lowered his head and said, "Is it pretty?"

"It looks good, our Xin Chen looks good in anything we wear." Shang Xilou said with a smile.

Xin Chen raised his head, his eyebrows beaming with joy, "Don't you think I've become ugly?"

"How could it be?" Shang Xilou helplessly pulled Luo Tuotuo to him, reached out and grabbed the towel he used to wipe his hair just now, and put it on Xin Chen's head, "Why don't you dry your hair, or you'll catch a cold."

"Cold? What's that?" Xin Chen asked curiously.

Shang Xilou coughed twice. In terms of common sense, it may take a long time for him and Xin Chen to agree.

In order to let Xin Chen understand the common sense of life as soon as possible, Shang Xilou dried Xin Chen's hair and began to teach Xin Chen to use the mobile phone to surf the Internet.Xin Chen was very novel and had such a great time playing that he didn't feel like going to sleep anymore. In the end, he was forced into the bed by Shang Xilou, and then he slept with Shang Xilou.

When he woke up the next day, seeing Xin Chen hugging him like an octopus, Shang Xilou was a little dazed.Why did you drag Xin Chen directly into bed yesterday?He obviously doesn't like sleeping with other people.

But he didn't have time to worry about it so much, he got up to eat, and he still had to go to school.

Today, Xin Chen is not as diligent as yesterday. Although he also cleaned the room, he spent most of his time playing with his mobile phone.When Shang Xilou came back at night, he could already call "Master".

"Master, welcome back." Xin Chen stood in the entrance, put his hands together in front of him, and bowed respectfully.

The veins on Shang Xilou's forehead twitched, and he asked in a deep voice, "What is this for?"

Xin Chen said with a smile: "It's work. I found a lot of things for pets on the Internet. It's really difficult."

Just listening to the charming master, the cat girl in the video is entangled with the strong man, gasping for breath.

Shang Xilou suddenly grabbed Xin Chen's phone and turned off the video.A face was swollen red, then turned blue in an instant, and finally completely black.

"Just look at the things on the Internet, don't believe them, they are all fake." Shang Xilou returned the phone to Xin Chen angrily.

"Oh." Xin Chen nodded, looked at Shang Xilou's empty hands, and asked hesitantly, "Didn't you bring dinner back?"

"I ordered food, and it will be delivered in a while." Xin Chen was so delicious that it was heavy to carry when he bought it, so Shang Xilou simply ordered the food delivery service.

Dinner was delivered quickly, and the two finished their meal.The people who came to install the bathtub also came. Shangxilou didn't let the workers come to the door during the day, fearing that Xin Chen's arrangement would not be good.He has his own ideas about where to put the bathtub.

The bathtub was installed quickly, and the decoration workers have just been sent away.Another courier came over and delivered two boxes of food.

"I bought many kinds of food, maybe one of them can satisfy your hunger." Shang Xilou opened the express and handed fresh strawberries to Xin Chen.Mermaid candy might not be so easy to get. Before that, Shang Xilou wanted to try several more foods for Xin Chen.

"Wow~" Xin Chen took the bright red strawberries and smiled very contentedly.Although these things can't satisfy your hunger, they are delicious.

While Xin Chen was trying various new foods, Shang Xilou finished his homework and began to use his optical brain to search for information about mermaids.Unfortunately, except for some novels and movies, I didn't find anything scientific.This means that, in modern scientific circles, mermen are creatures that do not exist.

Xin Chen finished the two boxes of food and touched his stomach, but he still didn't feel full.He looked at Shang Xilou, and saw that Shang Xilou was frowning tightly, seeming to be very distressed, and felt a little sad.Did he embarrass Shang Xilou?

"Xilou, do you want to eat?" He brought the last shredded squid to Shang Xilou's mouth.Shang Xilou forbade him to call him master, so he called him Xilou.

Shang Xilou turned his head and opened his mouth to take the shredded squid, "Are you finished?" He asked if he had finished eating, not when he was full.

Xin Chen nodded, and lowered his head in embarrassment, feeling that he really did not give the leader peace of mind.

"Then why don't you try something new, bed." Shang Xilou originally wanted to talk about a bathtub, but to Xin Chen it was a bed.

"Well, Xilou is also here, my tail looks pretty." Xin Chen said, pulling Shangxilou into the bathroom.

Shangxilou has no interest in watching people take a bath.But watching a mermaid take a bath is another matter.So Shang Xilou kept a straight face, and tried his best to watch Xin Chen take off his clothes and jump into the water as calmly as possible.

As soon as the white legs were immersed in the water, they were immediately surrounded by a faint golden light. A water film slowly formed on the legs. The water film gradually wrapped the legs and became thicker and thicker. Finally, it formed the shape of a tail, and scales gradually appeared.

The well-informed Shang Xilou was still shocked to see the legs turning into tails at a close distance. He still couldn't react until the golden tail appeared in the bathtub.

Xin Chen wagged his tail and muttered, "It's so slow, there is no crystal energy in the water here."

"Huh?" Shang Xilou replied in a neutral tone, focusing all his attention on the tail.

"It looks good." Xin Chen said proudly. Although he is face blind, his tail is not blind. This golden tail is unique among mermaids.

"Very beautiful." Shang Xilou admired sincerely.

"Hey, do you want to touch it?" Xin Chen said generously.

Shang Xilou wanted to refuse, but thinking that it was originally a pair of legs, touching the tail was touching the thigh, which made him feel a little wretched.However, Xin Chen has already put his tail on the edge of the bathtub, waiting for him to touch it, it doesn't seem good if he doesn't touch it.

The broad hand stretched out to the end, and touched the delicate and smooth golden scales.

It feels so good.

Shang Xilou felt that his hand was no longer his own, so he lingered on the other fish's tail.

In fact, Xin Chen has never been touched by his tail. He watched a lot of pet love videos today and saw that pet owners like to pet their pets, so he wanted Shang Xilou to touch his tail to make Shang Xilou happy.

Shang Xilou touched it for a while, and gradually let go, scraping the golden scales with his fingers from time to time, which made Xin Chen laugh and itch.

"It won't work there." Xin Chen suddenly held Shang Xilou's hand, because Shang Xilou had almost touched the place where the skin and fish scales were excessive.

Shang Xilou's face became hot for a moment. If Xin Chen was human, the place he was going to touch immediately should be an indescribable location.

"Sorry." Shang Xilou quickly pulled out his hand to apologize.

"It's okay, you can't touch it, it's the place where babies are born." Xin Chen said frankly.

"Birth? Give birth to a baby?" Shang Xilou stood up abruptly. He discovered a serious problem, that is, is Xin Chen male or female? "You should be a merman, right?"

"Ah" Xin Chen suddenly realized and laughed, "No, we mermaids have no gender. This is different from human beings, haha, we often don't understand it, and make jokes with human beings."

"No gender?" Shang Xilou responded for a moment, then asked again, "Then can you have children?"

"I should be able to. I haven't learned it yet. You can only learn it when you reach a certain age." Xin Chen said, looking innocently at Shang Xilou, "I'm still young."

Shang Xilou took a deep breath, and felt that it was too weird to discuss this kind of issue with his pet.He doesn't know how to find a merman to breed with Xin Chen, so there is no need to care about this issue at all.

"Still touching?" Xin Chen flicked his tail, not interested in the question just now.

Shang Xilou looked at Xin Chen, and it took him a long time to squat down again and stretch out his hand.

It's normal to pet your pet, isn't it?What's more, what he touched was only the tail.

The days of masturbating mermaids passed quickly, and it was a month in the blink of an eye.Xinchen's stomach is probably a bottomless pit, which will never be filled, but fortunately, Shangxilou is rich and willful, so he feeds in different ways.

Xin Chen doesn't care, just be hungry if you are hungry, at least when you eat, you are happy.But being hungry is not a good thing for humans or mermaids.

"How could this be?" Looking at his dim tail, Xin Chen sniffled sadly.

Shang Xilou felt uncomfortable after touching the rough fish scales.Although Xin Chen is still full of energy every day, he gradually loses weight and haggard, and even his tail is getting worse day by day.The original golden tail has turned dark golden, and the smooth touch is no longer there. If you accidentally fiddle with it, a few scales will fall off.

"I'm not going to sleep." Xin Chen stood up abruptly, but unfortunately his tail could not support his balance, and he fell sideways.

Shang Xilou quickly caught Xin Chen, carried him to sit on the sink.

The huge fish tail gradually melted, turned into gray water, and flowed down in a splash.Xin Chen lowered his head, unable to hide his disappointment.

Shang Xilou took the bath towel, wrapped it around Xin Chen, and comforted him softly, "Then don't sleep here anymore, will you sleep with me?"

Many pets like to sleep under the bed of their owners, but I don't know if Xin Chen has this preference.

Xin Chen raised his head and looked at Shang Xilou.His eyes also changed significantly, the clear purple became a little cloudy and turned dark purple, "Okay, I want to sleep with Xilou."

Shang Xilou then rubbed Xin Chen's hair, and carried him to his bed.

When Xin Chen fell asleep, Shang Xilou took out his optical computer, opened the browser, and entered an address in the address bar.

Soon, a clean page appeared in front of him, except for an input box, there was only a piece of white.

Shang Xilou entered "rich and willful" in the input box, and then tapped Enter.