Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

Just when you were about to go out for a walk with your pet, the homeroom teacher came to check the bed.You reacted quickly and wanted to hide your pet, but your pet came forward curiously, and was caught by the head teacher. What kind of experience is this?

Shang Xilou smiled very calmly and said, "No, this is my cousin. He came to celebrate my birthday yesterday. It was too late, so he didn't leave."

"Really?" Teacher Lin looked at Xin Chen, obviously not believing it.

Xin Chen blinked his eyes, and remained obediently silent, standing behind Shang Xilou.

Shang Xilou's heart was a little broken. At this time, Xin Chen took advantage of the opportunity to say hello to the teacher and made a few jokes, and the teacher might believe it.But Xin Chen acted like I didn't know anything, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look right.

Teacher Lin smiled. He had just finished talking with Shang Xilou at noon, and he didn't believe Shang Xilou's so-called "drinking a little wine, walking slowly".Who is Shang Xilou, the only son of Shang Chong, a frequent visitor to the Interstellar Rich List, and the heir of the Shang Group, not to mention the elite education from childhood to adulthood, but even the first place in the whole department for three semesters in a row, I know he is not confused people.He will go back to the dormitory late because of such trivial things as "drinking a little wine", and ten living points will be deducted. If he believes it, he will not be the head teacher.

"Master Shang, let's have a play, the teacher has no objection. After all, he is a young man of blood, but it is too much to bring it to the dormitory to play." Teacher Lin said, took out the phone from his pocket, and gently tapped Draw, just draw out an A4 size evaluation form.

"Ms. Lin, you're really delusional." Shang Xilou said, then turned to Xin Chen and said, "Go back to your room and play for a while, and I'll have a private chat with Mr. Lin."

Xin Chen glanced at Shang Xilou, nodded, and left.

Teacher Lin looked at Shangxilou, waiting for him to make up.

"It's really my cousin, but he's not here to celebrate my birthday, he's here to relax." Shang Xilou said, his voice gradually getting quieter, "He originally went to high school in Pangu, but he encountered school violence and had serious problems. Depression tendencies. My aunt sent him to me to change his environment. I originally rented a house for him off-campus, but he was alone and had suicidal tendencies, so I brought him to the dormitory. "

At this point, Shang Xilou sighed, "Ms. Lin, you have a lot of research on educational psychology. You haven't noticed that he has mental problems."

Teacher Lin frowned, showing a thoughtful expression.The boy just now does not look normal, whether it is a cousin, a friend with benefits, or a boyfriend, the reaction should not be like that.

"Outsiders are not allowed to stay in the school dormitory." Teacher Lin said that, in fact, he was planning to let Shang Xilou go.

"But freshmen, freshmen, and sophomores are not allowed to live off campus, Mr. Lin, please help." Shang Xilou said with a rare expression of pleading.

Teacher Lin looked at Shangxilou, and speaking of it, Shangxilou is also considered his favorite student, with good grades, good conduct, strong organizational skills, and a strong family background. It should be right to open some back doors for him, right?

In the end, Teacher Lin put away the evaluation form, and said with a faint smile, "Hey, who told me to be your head teacher? If I don't take care of you, I can't justify it. But you keep this matter from me, and let the department The director knows, but I don't know."

"That's for sure. Although Teacher Lin is usually kind to us, he will never cover up our violation of school rules." Shang Xilou said quickly.

Teacher Lin nodded, and said, "You can take your cousin to the school hospital. The school hospital has a special department for psychological problems caused by school violence, which is more professional than many tertiary hospitals."

"I think so too. I plan to take him to see him on the weekend. Thank you, Mr. Lin." Shang Xilou nodded.

Teacher Lin said a few more words, then knocked twice on the door next door, and seeing no one, turned around and left.There are only two students on this floor, and he is going to move to the next floor.

After sending off Teacher Lin, Shang Xilou let out a long sigh of relief. Pets are not allowed in the dormitory, let alone a pet that looks exactly like a human.

Shang Xilou rubbed his temples, and called out to Xin Chen, no matter what, he bought Xin Chen's daily necessities and clothes first.

When Xin Chen heard Shang Xilou calling him, he came out obediently, but looking at Shang Xilou's expression, something was obviously wrong.

"What's wrong?" Shang Xilou raised his eyebrows.

"Why do you say I'm your cousin? I'm Xin Chen." Xin Chen said a little aggrieved.

Shang Xilou was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Xin Chen to mention this, "You should know that there are no mermaids in human society."

"Oh?" Xin Chen tilted his head in confusion, and leaned in front of Shangxi Tower, "What do you mean? I'm a mermaid."

Looking at Xin Chen, Shang Xilou suddenly realized that he had a very important matter that he had not explained to Xin Chen.He then closed the door, pulled Xin Chen back to the living room, and said seriously, "Xin Chen, you must remember. There are no mermaids here."

"I don't understand." Xin Chen looked at Shang Xilou with confusion in his eyes.

"No matter what the place you lived in before was like, this is a human society, and there are only human beings here. And if you want to live here, you can only live as a human being." When Shang Xilou said this, he became clearer, he He can keep Xin Chen as a pet, but he can't let Xin Chen's mermaid identity be exposed.

"What does it mean to be a human being? I'm a mermaid." Xin Chen still didn't understand. He looked at Shang Xilou's eyes and always felt that this should be a very serious problem, but he couldn't understand it.Don't mermaids and humans live together?Why are there only humans here?

Shang Xilou looked at Xin Chen, his purple eyes were moist with panic, which made him feel a little sour.

"Okay." Shang Xilou laughed. Xin Chen doesn't understand human society yet, so don't tell him such complicated things for now.Shang Xilou rubbed Xin Chen's hair, and comforted him, "It's all trivial, just remember not to tell others that you are a mermaid. Now, we have to go shopping and buy you some clothes."

Xin Chen snorted, and then said, "Aren't you going to buy food?"

"Buy them all."

Shang Xilou finally got his wish and took Xin Chen out of the house. He put a baseball cap on Xin Chen to cover his face. He ran into classmates along the way, but he was not questioned.

The commercial street near the school is not big, but it has a wide range of products. Shangxilou bought Xin Chen two sets of home clothes, two sets of clothes for going out, shoes, slippers, washing up, etc., as if he had just come to the school to report. I bought a whole lot of daily necessities, and even bought a mobile phone for Xin Chen.

Xin Chen knows how to use a mobile phone. He also had a mobile phone before, but it didn't have many functions. He could only make calls, send messages and play some small games.But what Shang Xilou bought for him is much more powerful, as if he can do anything.

"Can I still buy food? Use my mobile phone to buy food?" Xin Chen held his mobile phone in disbelief.

Shang Xilou smiled helplessly, the daily necessities he just bought had already been handed over to the delivery robot, and the two were buying snacks in the supermarket.

"Yes, I'll teach you how to use it when you get back. Now choose something to eat." Shang Xilou said, picking up a bottle of crystal candy, "Is this what mermaid candy looks like?"

Xin Chen put his mobile phone in his pocket. Like Shang Xilou, his mobile phone is in the shape of a pen, and it fits well in his trouser pocket.He now has new clothes all over his body, a sea blue cotton T-shirt, beige slacks, and white sneakers. He really looks fresh and lively like a high school student.

"Almost, is this mermaid candy?" Xin Chen leaned over to observe carefully, he actually didn't know what mermaid candy was, he just ate it every day.

Shang Xilou put the candy into the shopping cart and shook his head, "Obviously not, it says crystal candy." He didn't expect to be able to buy mermaid candy in a place like a supermarket. If he guessed correctly, mermaid candy must be It is specially made, it cannot be an ordinary candy, let alone a lollipop in the shape of a mermaid.

Holding a lollipop in the shape of a mermaid, Xin Chen excitedly said to Shang Xilou, "Look, this one says mermaid candy."

Shang Xilou smiled, took the stick and threw it into the shopping cart.

The two searched through the food, and pushed the shopping cart slowly to go to checkout, but Xin Chen stopped in the daily use area passing by.

Shang Xilou noticed that Xin Chen was looking at the plastic bathtub, and asked, "Why, do you want to take a bath?"

The dormitory comes with a shower, but the bathroom is very spacious, and a bathtub can also be used. Many students have modified it.Shangxilou didn't like taking a bath, so he didn't buy a bathtub.

"Ah? I just think this bed looks good." Xin Chen said.

bed?

Shang Xilou instantly understood that the mermaid might be sleeping in the bathtub, so Xin Chen called the bathtub a bed.

"Buy one if you like it." Shang Xilou said, and led Xin Chen to a place that sells optical brains. "Plastic bathtubs are definitely not acceptable. You can choose here. Choose and make a decision, and someone will come to install it tomorrow."

Xin Chen doesn't know how to choose things with his brain. With the help of Shang Xilou, he took a long time to choose a shell-shaped ceramic bathtub.

After the two finished choosing the bathtub, it was past eleven o'clock. Shang Xilou took Xin Chen to pay the bill, handed the things to the delivery robot, and walked back to the dormitory with Xin Chen.

After returning to the dormitory, Shang Xilou checked the delivered items and made sure there was nothing missing. He wanted Xin Chen to change into home clothes and take a shower, but Xin Chen had already opened a box of crystal candy and started eating.

Shang Xilou didn't say anything else, and went to take a shower by himself first.When he came out after washing, he saw Xin Chen sitting in front of a big bag of spicy chicken with a gloomy expression.

"Still hungry?" Shang Xilou had already guessed the result and was not disappointed.

Xin Chen looked at Shang Xilou and pouted, "If you're hungry, you'll be hungry, it seems like you won't starve to death."

"Let's take a shower first." Shang Xilou didn't say anything, but stuffed the home clothes into Xin Chen's hands and asked him to take a shower.

When Xin Chen went into the bathroom, Shang Xilou turned on his optical brain to investigate the account Qin Yufei gave him. Unfortunately, the account was illegal and had been frozen.Qin Yufei was lucky not to be investigated.

Shang Xilou turned off the computer, knowing that it was impossible to obtain information about the mermaid from the seller.

With a creak, the half-hidden door was pushed open, a wet head popped out from the crack of the door, and the big wet eyes looked at Shang Xilou flickeringly.

Shang Xilou only felt a heavy blow to his heart, and realized what it means to be "cute".

"What's the matter? Come in." Shang Xilou greeted Xin Chen with a gentle voice that he couldn't even imagine.