Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

Of course, Shangxilou was uncomfortable. If he didn't sleep well all night, he would not feel comfortable personally.Not only is he uncomfortable now, but he is also irritable.But he couldn't show it. On the wall that could be seen out of the corner of his eyes, two small pits reminded him that Luo Tuotuo was a dangerous person who could use a fruit fork to make marks on high-density alloys.

"Yeah, I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed of Luo Tuotuo. I was so shocked that I didn't sleep well all night." Shang Xilou said, shaking his head helplessly, "To be honest, I have never seen such an ugly girl when I grow up so big. of."

"Hahaha" the first mate laughed heartily, "Yeah, when I looked at the photos before, I thought it was the people in the technology center who had a deep hatred with him and deliberately made it ugly. Only when you see the real person will you know, the people in the technology center must be worried about being too realistic Scary, so PS him. Hahaha."

Shang Xilou also laughed, and after laughing, he took the plate from the soldier next to him very naturally, and said, "I'll eat in the room, and catch up on sleep after eating."

Having said that, the chief mate didn't want to delay Shang Xilou's meal and make up for it, so he said goodbye, "Then I'll go, take a good rest today, and arrive at Seagull Harbor tomorrow morning. The people from the factory have already arrived, and they will receive you."

"Okay, sorry to trouble you these few days." Shang Xilou said politely.

Seeing the first officer leave, Luo Tuotuo immediately stretched out his hand and pushed the door shut, glaring at Shang Xilou with a ferocious expression, "Am I that ugly?"

Shang Xilou glanced at Luo Tuotuo lightly and said, "I really can't describe it." After speaking, he put the dinner plate on the coffee table and sat down to eat.

Luo Tuotuo pouted, feeling extremely wronged.Back then she was called Xiao Tiantian, but now she thinks her ugly is indescribable. Sure enough, the domineering CEO is a scumbag.Luo Tuotuo felt aggrieved, and his stomach felt empty, so he rushed to the coffee table, sat on the floor and competed with Shang Xilou for breakfast.

Shang Xilou, who grew up under the education of the aristocrats, pays attention to eating slowly and eating healthily.And Luo Tuotuo only pays attention to eating.

So, 3 minutes later, the breakfast disappeared.But Shang Xilou only ate a piece of buttered bread, and the jam knife was snatched away by Luo Tuotuo before the butter was finished, and he licked it clean.

Shang Xilou twitched the corners of his mouth, not knowing whether he should lose his temper with the young master, but in the end he ate the only piece of breakfast bread in a cool manner, got up and moved his body, and then continued to read.No way, the Moro is a military warship that performs secret missions. Although it has its own base station, it does not provide the Internet.Shang Xilou couldn't handle work even if he wanted to, and he didn't like watching TV dramas, so he could only read.

When Luo Tuotuo saw that Shang Xilou started reading again, he was bored for a while and wandered around the room several times.Finally got bored and started undressing.She took off nothing left, and asked, "Where is the washing machine?"

As soon as Shang Xilou raised his head, he saw a naked body like a mummy. The veins on his forehead burst out suddenly. He ground his teeth and lowered his head to ignore Luo Tuotuo.

Seeing that Shang Xilou ignored him, Luo Tuotuo walked up to Shang Xilou and asked again, "Where is the washing machine?"

Shang Xilou's violent tendencies continued to increase, but he held back and pointed to the bathroom.

Luo Tuotuo glanced at the bathroom, reached out and took away Shang Xilou's mobile phone, stuffed the clothes into Shang Xilou's arms, "wash for me."

Shang Xilou raised his head and looked at Luo Tuotuo coldly.

Luo Tuotuo grinned: "I won't let you out of my sight, in case you escape."

"I have your parasite in my stomach." After Shang Xilou said this sentence, his brows furrowed slightly, because this sentence sounded really wrong.

Sure enough, Luo Tuotuo laughed loudly after hearing this, "Yes, you have my things in your belly, I forgot."

The veins on Shang Xilou's forehead throbbed wildly.

Luo Tuotuo laughed so hard that he couldn't control himself.Just when Shang Xilou felt that he was going to laugh at him, he suddenly stopped laughing, looked at Shang Xilou and said, "That doesn't guarantee that you won't run away, I only like to be safe when I do things, you can wash it for me." .”

Shang Xilou twitched the corners of his mouth, revealing a half-smile.This kind of Luo Tuotuo looks like a star thief. He stood up and walked into the bathroom.

Shang Xilou went into the bathroom, and Luo Tuotuo naturally followed.Shang Xilou turned on the washing machine in the corner of the bathroom and stuffed the clothes into it.

"Ah, wait, I forgot." Luo Tuotuo suddenly reached out, grabbed his windbreaker, and took off the tassel chain on the collar of the windbreaker.The chain looked like a tie pin on the windbreaker, but when it was taken off, it turned out to be a bracelet. There was a hollow metal ball in the middle of the lead gray metal chain. Inside the metal ball was Luo Tuo's treasure, a purple mermaid candy.

Luo Tuotuo wrapped the bracelet around his wrist twice and fastened it tightly, and returned the windbreaker to Shang Xilou, "Okay." Fortunately, he cleverly pinned it on his clothes, otherwise he would definitely be searched.

Shang Xilou took the windbreaker, stuffed it into the washing machine, closed the door of the washing machine, turned around and left.

"Wait!" Luo Tuotuo grabbed Shang Xilou's shoulder with one hand, blocking Shang Xilou's footsteps.

"What are you doing again?" Shang Xilou turned his head impatiently, his long and narrow eyes were full of anger.

"I want to take a shower. I didn't take a shower yesterday. It's so dirty." Luo Tuotuo said innocently.

Shang Xilou originally wanted to wash it if he wanted to, but when he thought about what Luo Tuotuo said just now, he would not let himself out of his sight, he suddenly felt a little bad.Sure enough, Luo Tuotuo said with a smile, "You stand and watch me wash."

What is it like to watch a mummy take a bath?

Anyway, Shang Xilou didn't want to experience it, so he stood frozen by the bathroom door the whole time, turning his head away from looking at Luo Tuotuo.

Although Luo Tuotuo felt that Shangxilou was a bit liuxiahui, she still happily started washing, singing while washing, "Washing for nothing, washing for nothing~"

Luo Tuotuo's voice was hoarse and unpleasant. Although he was not out of tune, every time he reached a high pitch, there would be a frightening sharpness, which made Shang Xilou's heart feel a little uncomfortable when he sang straight.

After Luo Tuotuo took a shower, he still refused to leave the bathroom and wanted to do some styling.

"Do you think I should blow it all up? Or leave some bangs?" Luo Tuotuo asked Shang Xilou for advice.

"Naturally the best." Of course Shang Xilou didn't really want to give advice to Luo Tuotuo, he just hoped that Luo Tuotuo would finish it quickly.

After 15 minutes, Luo Tuotuo finally got it done, and walked out of the bathroom naked.

Shang Xilou really wanted to stay in the bathroom and take a shower, just now when Luo Tuotuo was taking a shower, the splashes all over his body, but he didn't want to be in front of Luo Tuotuo, so he could only give up.It was the same last night, because Luo Tuotuo had been standing at the door of the bathroom staring at him, so he could only simply wash up without taking a bath.

"Don't you take a bath? I remember your habit is to take a bath sooner or later." Luo Tuotuo asked Shang Xilou with concern. As the richest man in the universe and a bachelor king, many of his living habits have long been exposed.

Shang Xilou didn't want to talk to Luo Tuotuo, straightened his wet clothes and sat back on the sofa to read a book.

Luo Tuotuo felt that Shang Xilou might be a nerd, he only knew how to read.But he didn't care, he dug out Shang Xilou's box and found a pair of underwear.

"Put it down!" Shang Xilou's voice was lower than the zero degree of the universe, but unfortunately, Luo Tuotuo didn't notice it.He turned his head, smiled brightly at Shang Xilou, then put on Shang Xilou's underwear, and finally stopped running wild.

Looking at Shang Xilou's expression, Luo Tuotuo felt that if he continued, Lao Gong might turn into an old corpse, so he quickly retreated into the sofa obediently, hugged his legs and meditated.

Luo Tuotuo, who rolled himself into a ball, looked much weaker, but it was a pity that there was still a rebellious bone in the east and an inch of sharp claws in the west, which made people unable to let go of their guard.

The time on a starship is very boring, especially this kind of combat starship without any entertainment facilities, not even the Internet.Even for Shang Xilou and Luo Tuotuo, because they don't talk more than half a sentence, they don't have a few conversations a day, so they are even more boring.

Luo Tuotuo was so idle that he could only sit on the floor and sharpen the fruit fork in the end. He polished the two tips of the fruit fork until they were sharp and shiny.

Tortured by the piercing noise all day long, Shang Xilou remained calm and stayed up until dinner time.

"Oh, baby, let's do something, it's so boring." Luo Tuotuo hung on Shang Xilou, watching Shang Xilou eat.

Shang Xilou ate calmly and elegantly, completely as if Luo Tuotuo did not exist. After a day of getting along, he had already determined that Luo Tuotuo's thinking was different from ordinary people, and he could not communicate at all.

Seeing that Shang Xilou ignored him, Luo Tuotuo stood up, straightened his clothes, and walked around twice.It has to be said that Luo Tuotuo still has great taste in choosing clothes, but unfortunately, no matter how he wears them, he doesn't look like a human being.

After dinner, Shang Xilou made two cups of coffee and continued to read.

Luo Tuotuo squatted at the foot of Shangxilou, watching which cup of coffee Shangxilou drank, and he drank which cup Shangxilou drank. The final result was that Shangxilou only drank the first sip of both cups of coffee .

When it was time to go to bed, Luo Tuotuo looked at the two cups of coffee that were half left, and muttered, "Xilou, you're wasting too much, you haven't even finished the coffee."

"Drink it." Shang Xilou said, lying down under the blanket.

Luo Tuotuo drank two cups of coffee and got into bed in Shangxi Building.Today, Shang Xilou didn't chase him away, and he didn't leave, he just lay down in a well-behaved manner.

Luo Tuotuo closed his eyes, kicked his legs twice, and fell asleep snoring.

At this time, Shang Xilou opened his eyes and moved to the side.Sure enough, as soon as he moved, Luo Tuotuo suddenly raised his head, staring straight at him with a pair of cloudy eyes.Shang Xilou lay down again calmly, knowing that he had only two choices, either not to sleep, or to sleep with Luo Tuotuo.In the end he chose the latter.

Early the next morning, Shangxilou was woken up by a knock on the door. Looking at the time, it was not yet 6 o'clock.He got up, tidied his clothes briefly, and turned on the camera to answer the door.

In the picture is a fully armed soldier who informs Shang Xilou, "Mr. Shang, we have arrived at Seagull Harbor ahead of schedule. Please change your clothes and go to the bridge to prepare for landing. Breakfast will be arranged at Seagull Harbor."

"I see." Shang Xilou said, turning off the camera.

At this time, Luo Tuotuo had already got off the bed, walked to the door, opened the door violently, dragged the soldier outside the door in, and broke off the soldier's head without saying a word.

Seeing such a change, Shang Xilou also stood up, and when he saw the soldier lying limp, his face immediately turned dark.He can be coerced, and he can help Luo Tuotuo achieve his goal for his life, but he must not watch Luo Tuotuo kill people without being indifferent.

"Don't be nervous, you just fainted. How can a person be so fragile, you can hang up if you twist your neck." Luo Tuotuo quickly explained.

Shang Xilou's face looked better now.

Luo Tuotuo grinned, stripped the soldiers clean, dragged them to the bathroom, and stuffed them into the washing machine.Then he drew out the gun on the soldier and gave the soldier six rounds of anesthesia bombs. Then he clapped his hands and changed into the soldier's combat uniform.

At this time, Shang Xilou had already tidied up his appearance and put on his black suit that has remained unchanged for thousands of years.

Luo Tuotuo buckled the gas mask and said with a smile, "Let's go, Mr. Shang, I will escort you to the bridge."