Pretend to be a fish and eat the boss [Interstellar]

It was after Luo Tuotuo's escape that Shangxilou learned a little bit about the whole story.During dinner that day, the first mate who had been in charge of entertaining him talked about Luo Tuotuo with a look of apprehension.

"There is no damage on the outside, but the inside is completely destroyed. It's terrifying." You know, those are not the toy handcuffs that the Earth used hundreds of years ago. They are made of the hardest alloy, scalable in size, and equipped with seven uniform functions.

"The electric shock on the handcuffs, anesthesia, etc., have not been triggered?" Shang Xilou was also surprised.

"It's just not. Logically speaking, no matter what method is used to destroy the structure inside, it will trigger the uniform function." The first officer looked puzzled.

Shang Xilou smiled lightly: "It seems that this Luo Tuotuo is indeed superior, otherwise Mr. Ming wouldn't have chased him all over the stars."

"Haha, that's right." The first officer also laughed.

After dinner, Shang Xilou walked to the room by himself without bothering the chief mate to accompany him.This time, he was the only one who came to inspect the new project, so it was a lot of inconvenience.But there is no way, new energy is a secret project of the government, and he was originally only in charge of the sales of photovoltaic cells, and the factory did not want him to visit, but he fought hard to get this opportunity.

Yu Gong, contracting a project that he doesn't understand is likely to bring him economic losses. Even if he does this to buy for the government, he doesn't want to lose money, at most he won't make money.Personally, new energy seems to be Jingneng, and Jingneng and Mermaid are what he has been pursuing.

Shang Xilou swiped the reader on his wrist and entered the room.

The Morrow is a reconnaissance warship, and it is not equipped with comfortable hotel suites. However, because of the special status of the Shangxi Building, this time I specially changed a soldier's dormitory and arranged a similar one. suite.

The inside is the bedroom and bathroom, and the outside is the living room.In the living room, there are comfortable coffee tables and sofas, cushioned with soft carpets.Under normal circumstances, Shang Xilou would sit on the sofa, drink a cup of coffee and do some reading after eating.

But today there is no such condition, because there is a man lying carelessly on the sofa.

The man looked strange. If he hadn't known him, Shang Xilou would have thought that he was not a man, but an unknown alien creature.

"Hey, don't move." Luo Tuotuo threatened with a smile while holding a fruit fork.

The door closed behind Shangxilou, silently isolating this place from the outside world.

Shang Xilou was very knowledgeable about current affairs and did not move. He just stood at the door with a calm expression and a steady posture.

Luo Tuotuo was very satisfied, Lao Gong just wanted to be obedient.He shook his hand violently, and the fruit fork flew towards Shang Xilou at a speed that human eyes could not catch, rubbed Shang Xilou's ear and hit the wall, making a ding.

At the same time, Luo Tuotuo suddenly jumped up from the sofa and rushed towards Shangxi Building.

Shangxi Tower still didn't move, even if Luo Tuo knocked him against the wall, it was the calmness of Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face.

Luo Tuotuo supported the wall with one hand, touched Shang Xilou's neck with the other, and sighed, "As expected of the richest man in the universe, I have seen a big scene."

"No, this is the first time I have encountered such a scene of being coerced by a star thief." Shang Xilou said, his voice was low and sweet.

Luo Tuotuo liked to listen to Shang Xilou's words at close range, as if he could hear the breath coming out of Shang Xilou's mouth, dyeing the already magnetic voice with a little color.

Luo Tuotuo rushed forward, pressed his twisted nose to Shang Xilou's straight bridge of nose, and without warning, kissed Shang Xilou's lips.

Shang Xilou finally couldn't calm down anymore, he suddenly got into trouble and punched Luo Tuotuo's lower abdomen.

As a domineering president, it is inevitable to keep fit all year round. Even if you put on your muscles, your strength should not be underestimated.Luo Tuotuo groaned from the beating, and backed away clutching his stomach.

And Shang Xilou coughed desperately and retched.

"Is it so disgusting to be kissed by me?" Luo Tuotuo asked knowingly.

"What did you eat for me!" Shang Xilou glared at Luo Tuotuo, his cold anger was like a sharp knife.

Luo Tuotuo giggled, stood up rubbing his stomach, and said proudly, "Mr. Shang, there are worms in my kiss."

Shang Xilou narrowed his eyes slightly, a dangerous cold light flashed in his eyes, he was really angry.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry." Luo Tuotuo hurriedly approached Shang Xilou, coaxing with a smile, "Congchong is very obedient, and he won't mess around before the time comes."

"What time?" Shang Xilou asked coldly.

"Three days, as long as you obey me obediently in these three days, I will give you the antidote." Luo Tuotuo said, blinking at Shang Xilou.Everything on him was searched, except for some essential items in his teeth.Fortunately, his teeth are not good, they are full of holes, and many things can be stuffed in, such as micro-memory chips, universal keys to crack authentication, life-killing □□ necessary for home travel, or parasites necessary for coercion. insect.What he just fed to Shang Xilou was a kind of parasite. When this kind of worm is small, it will produce a kind of toxin, which is harmful to human health, and his growth cycle is three days.

"Good?" Shang Xilou didn't believe in Luo Tuotuo at all, because there was already a reaction in his stomach, and the vomiting was accompanied by pain. Although it was not strong, it was obvious to him who was always healthy.

"There are also individual differences. Some people will feel a bit uncomfortable after eating it." Luo Tuotuo pointed his fingers in embarrassment, and smiled apologetically at Shang Xilou.

Shang Xilou took a deep breath, got up and walked to the coffee table, picked up his own miniature coffee machine to make coffee.

Luo Tuotuo knew that Shangxilou was the only one on this boat who was reasonable, otherwise he wouldn't have gotten into Shangxilou's room.Well, even if Shangxilou doesn't take this set, he still has the next one, anyway, he will definitely be able to stay in Shangxilou's room.

"Do you know how I escaped?" Luo Tuotuo happily circled around the coffee table, showing off his wit, "If you snatch the mecha and escape, isn't that courting death? A dozen mechas are chasing after me, and there are other mechas nearby." There is no jumping point, and I am not 100% sure to escape if I am skilled in technology. So I set the mech to automatic flight mode, and I popped out of the cockpit as soon as I got out of the warehouse door. When that idiot Ming Xuran chased him out, he didn’t go to the side at all Look, I was played like a dog by me. After all the mechas came out, I quietly entered the warehouse door. There are so many staff members in the mecha warehouse, and none of them noticed me. The vigilance is too poor. Do you think so? How can I protect you like this. Ah, by the way, they are escorting you to inspect the new energy factory, right?"

Shang Xilou held the coffee, took a sip, and ignored Luo Tuotuo.

"Oh, are you angry?" Luo Tutu threw himself on the sofa violently, with his upper body stretched on the sofa and his lower body slumped on the carpet, and said pitifully, "Don't be angry with others."

Shang Xilou put down his coffee and took out his mobile phone to read a book.Obviously, Luo Tuotuo is a snake maniac, and there is nothing to talk about with this kind of person.What's more, I have already eaten the other party's parasites, and I am controlled by others, so I will only be passive when talking.

Seeing that Shang Xilou ignored him, Luo Tuotuo immediately felt pain in his heart and lungs. He arched back and forth, and finally reached Shang Xilou's thigh, as if he was about to put his head on Shang Xilou's thigh .

Shang Xilou got up gracefully, moved to the side, and continued to read quietly.

Luo Tuotuo then turned to the cup on the coffee table. He couldn't smell the smell, but he knew the coffee was very fragrant.Coffee beans are very common on Earth, but after entering the interstellar era, because the soil suitable for growing coffee beans is scarce, it has become a luxury. Most people can't afford coffee or chocolate.

"I heard that coffee is very expensive now." Luo Tutu said, extending his magic palm to the coffee cup.

Shang Xilou reacted quickly and picked up the coffee cup, but Luo Tuotuo wrapped around Shang Xilou's arm fiercely, sticking out his head to steal the coffee.Fortunately, Shang Xilou's arm is strong, and the hand holding the coffee cup remains motionless, otherwise the coffee must have been spilled.

Shang Xilou took the coffee cup with the other hand, and with a flick of his arm, he shook the limp Luo Tuotuo away.

"I didn't expect that Luo Tuotuo, the star thief who made those caravans fearful, would have this style of painting." Shang Xilou said flatly.

Luo Tuotuo was thrown on the carpet, but he was not discouraged, sat up cross-legged, blinked a pair of muddy yellow eyes and asked, "What kind of painting style?"

Shang Xilou really wanted to say sorry, but looking at that extremely ugly face, he felt that no one would be able to fuck into this respectable face.In the end, he could only snort and say, "You're just making fun of yourself."

"Who said that, I think it's very interesting." After Luo Tuotuo finished speaking, he stretched out his hand violently, this time it's not a joke.His speed was extremely fast, and his grasp was even more precise, grabbing the coffee cup in one go.Then he raised his head and drank the coffee.

"It's so bitter." Luo Tuotuo exaggeratedly stuck out his tongue towards Shangxilou.

Shang Xilou didn't bother to pay attention to Luo Tuotuo and continued to read.

"Oh, you're not curious. What do I ask you to do for me?" Shang Xilou was not curious, but Luo Tuotuo was. How could Shang Xilou not be curious.

"Aside from taking you to the new energy factory, do I have any other uses?" Shang Xilou said lightly.

Luo Tuotuo has nothing to say, her husband is too smart, he shouldn't be the president, he should be a detective.If Ming Xuran had half the ingenuity of Lao Gong, he wouldn't be run away every time.Of course, there is also a reason why he has a good understanding with Lao Gongxin.

Luo Tuotuo thought, hehe giggled.

Time passed quickly, Luo Tuotuo entertained himself by flipping through Shangxilou's box for a while, Shangxilou read a book for a while, and then it was time to sleep.

Shang Xilou went to bed after washing, and Luo Tuotuo got into the quilt.

"What do you mean?" Shang Xilou frowned.

"I want your virginity." Luo Tuotuo said expectantly.

"Get out!" Shang Xilou couldn't bear it any longer and roared angrily.It's a pity that Luo Tuotuo didn't buy it and still stayed there.Shang Xilou had no choice but to get up with the pillow, planning to sleep on the sofa.

As a result, just as Shang Xilou lay down on the sofa, Luo Tuotuo came up again.

After tossing about on the bed and sofa for a long time, Shang Xilou finally gave up and sat on the sofa, not going to sleep.So Luo Tuotuo lay on the floor, leaning his head against the sofa, and fell asleep soundly.

The next morning, when Shang Xilou washed and changed his clothes, he saw that his eyes were black and his complexion was extremely bad.

Luo Tuotuo leaned against the door frame of the bathroom, and said in a concerned tone, "Oh, look at you, you have insomnia. It's better not to go out for breakfast, and take a good rest in the room."

Shang Xilou glanced at Luo Tuotuo, sneered, and called the inside line to tell the first officer that he was having breakfast in his room.

After a while, the doorbell rang.

Luo Tuotuo grinned at Shang Xilou, took a fruit fork from the empty fruit plate on the coffee table, and then walked to the door and stood up.

Shang Xilou glanced at Luo Tuotuo, stood up from the sofa calmly, and walked to the door calmly.

Luo Tuotuo winked at Shangxilou, and Shangxilou opened the door.

"Mr. Shang, aren't you feeling well?" The first mate greeted gently. This time, he was mainly responsible for entertaining Shang Xilou during the escort.Shang Xilou is not feeling well, he must be concerned.