[Gintama] Idiot, stay away from me!

Sakata Gintoki was very melancholy.

Ever since Mr. Songyang brought back a little girl from his private school when he was nine years old, he has often been so melancholy.

"Where are you, male god, male god?!"

—Look, here we go again.

So sad.

I still remember that when Mr. Songyang picked up a little girl from a private school, he was not surprised by his teacher's behavior for a long time, and expressed his disdain for the various behaviors of Ai Shan, picking his nose in a friendly way He greeted the girl with dead fish eyes.

How friendly are you!

However, the girl seems to really like this. The girl who shrank behind Songyang and tugged on Songyang's clothes looked at him for a long time, and suddenly her eyes lit up. After that...

The scene of that day was so beautiful that Gintoki Sakata dared not recall it at all.

Being swooped over and called how cute or something... being strangled by someone's neck and hanging on the body or something... being bitten by a male god or something... being rubbed back and forth and pinched several times...

Help! QQ

Sakata Gintoki, who had never been treated like this before, was stunned. He was eaten a lot of tofu. The point was that he was about to be strangled to death before he hurriedly pushed the girl away from him.

After being pushed away, the girl who was going to come up to him panicked when she saw his face flushed and coughing desperately, and started to bombard him with all kinds of male gods, how are you, male gods, are you okay, thinking that she was Patting him on the back desperately as if helping him.

...Help, he is about to be shot to death by this guy!

At that time, there was chaos in the private school, and the chaos caused by this little girl named A Kong finally stopped.

... No, it didn't stop at all, okay, it just focused on him from the beginning to the end!

He was the only one who was entangled from beginning to end!

For the first time, Sakata Gintoki felt a kind of inexplicable fear, and this kind of trouble that followed him was lingering, and the name of that trouble was - Chi Han!

When I didn't pay attention, I was hugged by that guy's thigh and rubbed against him, calling him a male god! !No matter how you shake it off, you can't shake it off! !Can you imagine? !That feeling that even strawberry milk is no longer sweet!

No, no one will understand that feeling at all.

Sakata Gintoki is actually deeply fortunate that Sora is just an idiot, she is upright and can't do things like stealing underwear collections that only gentry (hei) scholars (tai) can do-he believes that if Sora is really If you continue to lose your morals, one day you will embark on this road of no return.

——He couldn't forget the horror of accidentally discovering the various things he had collected that Akong had collected one day.

From then on, he was completely insensitive to the idiotic creature named A Kong.

Stay away from me!

I can't get rid of it no matter what, my private space is completely disrupted, I always express her so-called "love" regardless of the occasion, and touch my body without gender awareness...

Sakata Gintoki was extremely irritable.

But no matter how he put on his face, how indifferent, how intimidating, he couldn't scare this guy away. She just restrained herself a little bit and stopped leaning on him when he taught her a lesson. The fire in her eyes was so bright that he couldn't even ignore her. .

There was even one time when he yelled "Ayin, I hate women who take the initiative the most", that guy was so excited that he was pumped out.

accurate.

Very upset.

Sakata Gintoki had this feeling, she was looking at herself, but she was also looking at others.

So he really hates this guy, in every sense.

But even if he hates it, Akong, who is also homeless, is already a member of the private school, living and studying with them.

Spend the long time of teenage years together.

******

"Let's go to the summer festival together!" (≧▽≦)/

"Ayin, don't go with you idiot girl." Picking nose

"Why are you like this, let's go together~" QAQ

"Whispering! If you don't want to go, don't go! And you, can you let go of Ah Yin's legs!"

Sakata Gintoki had blue veins popping out of his forehead, and he kicked his leg with a ferocious expression, hoping that he could get rid of a loli-looking idiot who was holding on to his leg.

"Don't let go!" Ah Kong insisted, holding his arms even tighter, "Can anyone hug the male god's thigh?"

"So you can't hug anymore!" Sakata Gintoki was furious, and gave A Kong a chestnut mercilessly, and while she was hugging her head and screaming for pain, she broke away and ran far away, "A Yin's thigh will not be hugged by you! Absolutely not!"

What he didn't know was that many years later, this sentence became a prophecy.

The current Sakata Gintoki is just a little brat who has been entangled ruthlessly and is extremely irritable.

He didn't like that guy Sora, so he was shocked and reluctant when Mr. Songyang asked him to take care of the girl with a smile. The whole private school knew that Sakata Gintoki had no good temper towards Sora, so why did the teacher ask him?Is it just because Akong likes to cling to him? !It's so unfair, Sansan!

It's just that Sakata Gintoki didn't dare to raise any objections to the incomparably smiling Matsuyo teacher, so he could only hang his head and drag the koala Sora, Takasugi and Katsura who were hanging on him to the summer festival.

Teacher Songyang still has some things to deal with, so only four children went.

Akong didn't seem to have participated in the summer festival, his moist black eyes were shining brightly, although he still held Sakata Yinshi and refused to let go, but his eyes were no longer on his "tree" at all.

"I! Say it!" Sakata Yinshi rushed out of another intersection, "If you want to see it, let go of Ah Yin!" The eyes of the people around are getting more and more strange!It's not that Ah Yin didn't let this guy play!

"Hmm...but..." Akong took a last look at the booth by the roadside very reluctantly, and finally, as if he had let go of something important, he plunged into Sakata Gintoki's arms with tears in his eyes. "Let's go now, QAQ"

"..." Sakata Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth, seeing the complex eyes of passersby on the side of the road, including Takasugi and Gui, and was angry, "What are you looking at! It's not that Ayin didn't let her play Ah Yin can’t wait for this guy to let go! Besides, what kind of eyes do you guys have? Don’t act like you don’t know Ah Yin, it’s too sweet! You are too sweet! Drag you to hell!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" "Who do you call a short cedar!"

In the end, there was really no other way, Sakata Yinshi had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and took Akong to a goldfish fishing booth. After paying the money, he handed the net to the girl who was watching eagerly, "Hurry up, Ayin has to go eat red beans after fishing." And smoothies!"

Akong took it, looked at the paper net, and then at Sakata Yinshi, with tears in his eyes again, "God, you are really a good person! God, I love you, God, please marry me!" He pounced.

Gintoki Sakata pressed Sora's head into the pool with a grim face, interrupting Sora's "confession" regardless of the occasion.

"Well, male god, you are really enthusiastic." Akong got up from the sink, stroked his wet hair casually, and wrung out the water.

Resisting the complaint of "who is enthusiastic, you delusional patient", Sakata Gintoki urged again with resentment.

"Yeah!" Ah Kong's eyes were shining, she wanted to catch goldfish for a long time!It couldn't be more amazing to finally send it with my own hands!

Immersed the paper net in the water, thinking about the tricks I had seen before, Ah Kong carefully moved the paper net under the goldfish, and waited patiently, but when he was about to fish it out, he was too excited and shook the net and it broke ==.

Akong looked at the broken net in silence, lowered his head silently and shrank into a ball.

Sakata Gintoki's eyes twitched, and he slapped the girl on the head again, "Isn't it a failure? It's not a big deal!" Scratching his head, he couldn't stand A Sora's low look, and thought of Teacher Songyang's entrustment, just I can take the money and buy another paper net with great heartache.

"Give!"

Ah Kong took it again in a daze, and suddenly felt that it didn't matter if he succeeded or not.

Sure enough... She likes male gods the most.

An awkward, gentle, soft-hearted male god.

The heart that had been terrified all the time calmed down a little. She looked at the silver-haired boy who was still very short, and smiled very brightly.

"Well, I will definitely get it this time!"

Sakata Gintoki was stunned for a moment, then turned his face away and picked his nose again.

What a silly laugh, idiot.

The author has something to say: Well, so I decided to write a little longer.

Take your time, I don't know if I can write well about Yinshi and Akong's mutual psychological changes over the years, because...their feelings for each other cannot be explained clearly in a few words.

But the current Gintoki definitely doesn't like Sora, after all, a child, who would like such a... person, it's good if he doesn't completely hate him, but he is Gintoki after all, so he will still help when he sees Sora lost one time

Sora's current character is actually quite annoying and annoying, but please believe that she is a very good girl, an ordinary girl like us

Please leave a message if you like it? (^?^*) Thank you very much in October!Will definitely reply well! =￣ω￣=