I became a system virus
Chapter 65 Prayer to God
System 007 walked into the living room by himself, followed by the Death NPC.
Seeing the priest sitting on the sofa, System 007 frowned, spread his palms, and a transparent frame emerged.
Point the camera at him and scan it, and the priest's personal information appears in the transparent box. It is indeed an NPC in the European region, from the copy of No.17.
Press the recycle button, and the priest disappears out of thin air.
System 007 packaged it and sent it to the colleagues in charge of the European area, asking them to test it themselves to see if there were any errors in the internal procedures.
After doing all this, he arrogantly asked: "Which player discovered the dungeon bug?"
Yi Qiubai: "It's me."
System 007 raised an eyebrow and asked, "Where did you find it?"
"TV and toilet."
System 007 first went to the toilet for testing.
Gao Ye asked: "There is a problem with the dungeon, can you stop breaking through the level?"
System 007: "You think beautifully."
Reaper: "I want to apply to terminate the game."
System 007: "???"
Death: "They are too perverted, I don't want to serve them anymore."
System 007: "???"
Death: "They eat my flesh."
Everyone: "!!!"
I won't take this blame, who the hell dares to eat NPC!
System 007: "Who made your meat?"
Grim Reaper pointed at Gao Ye, "He cut my meat for hot pot."
Everyone: "!!!"
Fuck, didn't you say it was a live bird? !
System 007 also seemed to be shocked, stopped doing the test, and asked Gao Ye: "Is the hot pot delicious?"
Gao Ye was extremely calm, "It's okay."
System 007's eyes lit up, and he said to the God of Death, "Why don't you... give me a try too?"
grim Reaper:"……"
Everyone: "..."
System 007 continued to work hard, "Don't be so stingy, you can eat it." After a pause, "It can grow back after eating, and the impact is not too big."
grim Reaper:"……"
I want to strike!
It fled angrily.
System 007 is a bit of a pity.
He withdrew his mind and continued to work, checked the inside and outside of the toilet and found nothing unusual.
Yi Qiubai said: "I disappeared twice, and both times I came back in the toilet."
System 007: "There is no problem with the toilet."
Yi Qiubai shut up.
System 007 detects the access to the TV again, and walks in from the TV screen with an instrument.
The crowd was amazed.
Cai Mao touched the TV screen curiously, and said, "Isn't this amazing, can you actually wear it directly?"
People discussed it one after another.
Someone said, "If we turn on the TV, can we see the maintenance personnel inside?"
Out of curiosity, someone pressed the remote control.
As soon as the screen showed a blue screen, the head of System 007 popped out from the TV, emitting green smoke and saying, "Who the hell turned on the TV?!"
A burnt smell filled the air.
Everyone was so scared that they immediately pressed the remote control to turn it off.
As a result, the head of System 007 was stuck, and it could neither stretch out nor retract, so it just hung on the screen in a rage, just like the scene of a ghost movie.
People thought he could solve this problem, but he was helpless. He rolled his eyes and complained, "No wonder the Reaper NPC doesn't want to serve you anymore. They are all fucking mentally retarded."
Everyone: "..."
Takano crossed his arms, "So can we mentally handicapped players leave the instance?"
System 007: "You did it on purpose."
Gao Ye shrugged, "This dungeon is not fun, and player 168 doesn't like it."
Yi Qiubai: "..."
Why do you want me to take the blame? It's obviously you who caused the damage yourself, okay?
Facing the scoundrel in front of him, System 007 has nothing to do.
He twisted his neck with difficulty, and compromised: "Well, this dungeon does have some minor problems that need to be dealt with."
Cai Mao: "Then shall we continue to forge ahead?"
System 007: "Player 168 doesn't like it, so don't break in."
Yi Qiubai: "..."
Everyone: "..."
After a brief silence, there were excited cheers from the crowd.
Yi Qiubai said: "Thank you 007, if you need help, you can just tell our group of mentally handicapped players, although the ability is limited, it's better than nothing."
Seeing his suppressed smile, System 007 wanted to beat him up.
Right now he really needs their help, "There are tools in the utility room, let me dismantle the TV."
Everyone immediately found a tool to act.
Yi Qiubai asked while helping: "007, I want to ask you a question."
System 007: "Refused to answer."
Yi Qiubai: "..."
Gao Ye: "Everyone take it easy, don't worry."
System 007 held back, "164, do you know what I most want to do now?"
Gao Ye: "Take me back to the stove and rebuild?"
System 007: "Guess right."
Takano: "Unfortunately, you have to wait until next time."
System 007 was laughed at by him.
Yi Qiubai: "Can you tell me how many copies this system has?"
System 007: "This is confidential, no comment."
Yi Qiubai: "Well, the priest NPC is from the European region. Does the system subdivide the regions of Asia, Europe, and America?"
System 007: "That's right, the area you are in now is only the Huaguo area, which is included in the Asia area, and I will handle the dungeon issues of the Huaguo area."
Yi Qiubai silently digested the information.
From the information revealed by System 007, the system's size far exceeded his imagination.
That is a huge money-making machine that spans all continents, and the agreement signed by players after entering the system is in line with international conventions, which is equivalent to having a formal business license.
But where did the eliminated players go?
The more he knows about the system, the more afraid Yi Qiubai becomes.
Especially for this group of people who control the system, I feel inexplicably afraid.
System 007 will not disclose further information after that.
After people got him out of the TV, some players asked: "After everyone terminates the game, where is the transfer station to receive us?"
System 007: "Go back wherever you came from."
Yi Qiubai was secretly happy.
He wished he could go back to the NO.13 transfer station, so that he could join Fatty and the others.
According to the current situation, there is indeed a problem with the No. [-] copy, and follow-up maintenance is required.
System 007 can't trap them here, so it can only apply to the main system.
After 2 minutes, the approval results from the main system came over, and they could open the exit channel and return to the previous transfer station.
Everyone was overjoyed.
The efficiency of System 007 is very high, and it only takes a moment to throw people out of the first copy.
Yi Qiubai opened his eyes and found himself lying on the simple bed.
The unfamiliar yet familiar scene made him sit up reflexively, No. 13 Transit Station No. 201 Lounge!
He remembered that Takano's lounge was at No. 302.
Without any hesitation, he immediately opened the door to find him.
Gao Ye didn't have any impression of the No.13 transfer station, and Yi Qiubai was unconscious when he brought him.
In confusion, there was a knock on the door.
Kono opened the door.
Yi Qiubai stood at the door and said to him, "Contact Fatty and the others."
Takano let out a "huh" and sent a message through the team formation bar, and soon received a reply from the fat man, and everyone made an appointment to meet at the door.
After waiting at the door for more than ten minutes, Fatty and the others came back.
As soon as he saw the two of them, the fat man's fat body jumped up like a monkey.
He exaggeratedly hugged the two of them together, and said excitedly: "Boss, you really miss me!"
Gao Ye squeezed his face with a smile, and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've gained weight again."
Fatty: "Nonsense, I worry about you every day, and I haven't eaten much!"
Xiang Qiang said solemnly: "It is true that I have eaten less, from four bowls of meals to three bowls."
Everyone: "..."
The fat man choked and said in dissatisfaction: "Brother Qiang, can you speak something human, the kind that doesn't poke your lungs?"
Xiang Qiang was silent for a while, "I was not like this before."
Fatty: "???"
Xiang Qiang: "It is estimated that he was led to ruin by Brother Ye."
Takano: "..."
Yi Qiubai made up the knife at the right time, "This time we are in the first instance, Gao Ye boiled and ate the NPC."
Everyone: "!!!"
Wu Yue seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and asked curiously, "Can NPCs eat it too?"
Takano thought about it for a while, "It's okay, the main reason is that the entertainment facilities in the dungeon are too scarce, and a group of people are trapped in the house, living like years."
Xiang Qiang: "How dangerous is this dungeon? You guys came out pretty fast." Pausing for a moment, he seemed to feel something was wrong, and asked in confusion, "Did you come from transfer station No. [-]?"
Yi Qiubai shook his head, "There is a bug in the first copy, and our game is terminated halfway." After speaking, he explained the general process.
Since there was a bug in the dungeon, they didn't ask about Yi Qiubai's frequent scurrying, they just thought it was awesome to go from this dungeon to another dungeon, and even brought the NPC over, it was interesting to think about it.
At present, they still have a few days to stay in the transfer station. Since the two of them just came out of the dungeon and needed to rest, they went back to catch up on sleep without much delay.
This time Yi Qiubai slept deeply.
I don't know if it was because there were no dangerous factors at the transfer station or for other reasons, he seemed to have fallen into a sweet dream.
In the dream, there is a huge monster that keeps devouring the living people.
Its stomach is like a transparent glass jar.
The people who were put in the jar had hideous faces, and they stretched out their hands to him for help.
A pair of cold hands suddenly covered his eyes, and a gentle female voice came from his ear, she kept repeating, don't look, don't look, don't look...
Waking up from a dream, Yi Qiubai suddenly opened his eyes, which were dark.
For some reason, he mechanically looked at the lounge and had doubts about the transfer station.
In the system world, is everything transparent?
Will there be a pair of eyes staring at myself on the screen, monitoring everything in the system?
Thinking of this, Yi Qiubai felt terrible, and believed that no one would like to live under surveillance.
In order to get rid of this anxious feeling that follows him everywhere, he desperately wants to brush up the copy.
After having this idea, he contacted Takano through the control panel.
Gao Ye was not as urgent as him, and sent the message very calmly.
"Don't worry, even if the transfer station can monitor all the players' movements, it won't just stare at a certain player to watch. After all, the massive video has reduced us to a 'point', unless there is an abnormal situation in the transfer station. "
"The system's eyes are everywhere, aren't they?"
"Inevitably, to be able to run such a huge database, it naturally has a set of rules for filtering danger."
Yi Qiubai's heart gradually calmed down.
Gao Ye continued to appease, "If you don't want to stay at the transfer station for too long, we will enter the dungeon tomorrow. Fatty and the others have already negotiated to enter the No. [-] dungeon."
"Copy number seven?"
"Ah."
"What's their screening mechanism?"
"Pray to God."
"..."
Yi Qiubai was amused, and suddenly felt that this group of people was really cute.
As a result, God didn't appear at all, and the No. [-] dungeon was the most evil and incredible dungeon they broke through.
It is full of weirdness, and it is the most confusing challenge of all dungeons.
After the five people got together to discuss, it was triggered by the fat man.
Before entering the dungeon, he swore that this dungeon was chosen by the immortal Tuomeng to ensure that he would pass the level, but the group of people went in dumbfounded.
barren.
There is no trace of popularity.
The clear and thick fog shrouded the abandoned village, adding a strange coldness.
The village is built on the mountain, and its architectural style has been around for many years, and it is very old.
There is a dry well at the head of the village, and a century-old tree grows beside the dry well.
Most of the roots went deep into the dry well, and the sides were covered with moss.
It quietly guards in this empty and abandoned village, day after day, year after year, as if there is no end.
There was no sound, no life, everything was dead, not even the wind.
The fat man couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive, and after a long time of being stunned, he tied his tongue and said, "Are we here for archaeology?"
Xiang Qiang: "That's the job of digging up dead people, I won't do it."
The fat man almost cried, his legs were soft and he said, "Brother Qiang, can you please comfort me with some human words?"
Xiang Qiang: "The person who comforts you should be the fairy who gave you dreams."
Fatty: "..."
I / day / you fairy board board!
Seeing the priest sitting on the sofa, System 007 frowned, spread his palms, and a transparent frame emerged.
Point the camera at him and scan it, and the priest's personal information appears in the transparent box. It is indeed an NPC in the European region, from the copy of No.17.
Press the recycle button, and the priest disappears out of thin air.
System 007 packaged it and sent it to the colleagues in charge of the European area, asking them to test it themselves to see if there were any errors in the internal procedures.
After doing all this, he arrogantly asked: "Which player discovered the dungeon bug?"
Yi Qiubai: "It's me."
System 007 raised an eyebrow and asked, "Where did you find it?"
"TV and toilet."
System 007 first went to the toilet for testing.
Gao Ye asked: "There is a problem with the dungeon, can you stop breaking through the level?"
System 007: "You think beautifully."
Reaper: "I want to apply to terminate the game."
System 007: "???"
Death: "They are too perverted, I don't want to serve them anymore."
System 007: "???"
Death: "They eat my flesh."
Everyone: "!!!"
I won't take this blame, who the hell dares to eat NPC!
System 007: "Who made your meat?"
Grim Reaper pointed at Gao Ye, "He cut my meat for hot pot."
Everyone: "!!!"
Fuck, didn't you say it was a live bird? !
System 007 also seemed to be shocked, stopped doing the test, and asked Gao Ye: "Is the hot pot delicious?"
Gao Ye was extremely calm, "It's okay."
System 007's eyes lit up, and he said to the God of Death, "Why don't you... give me a try too?"
grim Reaper:"……"
Everyone: "..."
System 007 continued to work hard, "Don't be so stingy, you can eat it." After a pause, "It can grow back after eating, and the impact is not too big."
grim Reaper:"……"
I want to strike!
It fled angrily.
System 007 is a bit of a pity.
He withdrew his mind and continued to work, checked the inside and outside of the toilet and found nothing unusual.
Yi Qiubai said: "I disappeared twice, and both times I came back in the toilet."
System 007: "There is no problem with the toilet."
Yi Qiubai shut up.
System 007 detects the access to the TV again, and walks in from the TV screen with an instrument.
The crowd was amazed.
Cai Mao touched the TV screen curiously, and said, "Isn't this amazing, can you actually wear it directly?"
People discussed it one after another.
Someone said, "If we turn on the TV, can we see the maintenance personnel inside?"
Out of curiosity, someone pressed the remote control.
As soon as the screen showed a blue screen, the head of System 007 popped out from the TV, emitting green smoke and saying, "Who the hell turned on the TV?!"
A burnt smell filled the air.
Everyone was so scared that they immediately pressed the remote control to turn it off.
As a result, the head of System 007 was stuck, and it could neither stretch out nor retract, so it just hung on the screen in a rage, just like the scene of a ghost movie.
People thought he could solve this problem, but he was helpless. He rolled his eyes and complained, "No wonder the Reaper NPC doesn't want to serve you anymore. They are all fucking mentally retarded."
Everyone: "..."
Takano crossed his arms, "So can we mentally handicapped players leave the instance?"
System 007: "You did it on purpose."
Gao Ye shrugged, "This dungeon is not fun, and player 168 doesn't like it."
Yi Qiubai: "..."
Why do you want me to take the blame? It's obviously you who caused the damage yourself, okay?
Facing the scoundrel in front of him, System 007 has nothing to do.
He twisted his neck with difficulty, and compromised: "Well, this dungeon does have some minor problems that need to be dealt with."
Cai Mao: "Then shall we continue to forge ahead?"
System 007: "Player 168 doesn't like it, so don't break in."
Yi Qiubai: "..."
Everyone: "..."
After a brief silence, there were excited cheers from the crowd.
Yi Qiubai said: "Thank you 007, if you need help, you can just tell our group of mentally handicapped players, although the ability is limited, it's better than nothing."
Seeing his suppressed smile, System 007 wanted to beat him up.
Right now he really needs their help, "There are tools in the utility room, let me dismantle the TV."
Everyone immediately found a tool to act.
Yi Qiubai asked while helping: "007, I want to ask you a question."
System 007: "Refused to answer."
Yi Qiubai: "..."
Gao Ye: "Everyone take it easy, don't worry."
System 007 held back, "164, do you know what I most want to do now?"
Gao Ye: "Take me back to the stove and rebuild?"
System 007: "Guess right."
Takano: "Unfortunately, you have to wait until next time."
System 007 was laughed at by him.
Yi Qiubai: "Can you tell me how many copies this system has?"
System 007: "This is confidential, no comment."
Yi Qiubai: "Well, the priest NPC is from the European region. Does the system subdivide the regions of Asia, Europe, and America?"
System 007: "That's right, the area you are in now is only the Huaguo area, which is included in the Asia area, and I will handle the dungeon issues of the Huaguo area."
Yi Qiubai silently digested the information.
From the information revealed by System 007, the system's size far exceeded his imagination.
That is a huge money-making machine that spans all continents, and the agreement signed by players after entering the system is in line with international conventions, which is equivalent to having a formal business license.
But where did the eliminated players go?
The more he knows about the system, the more afraid Yi Qiubai becomes.
Especially for this group of people who control the system, I feel inexplicably afraid.
System 007 will not disclose further information after that.
After people got him out of the TV, some players asked: "After everyone terminates the game, where is the transfer station to receive us?"
System 007: "Go back wherever you came from."
Yi Qiubai was secretly happy.
He wished he could go back to the NO.13 transfer station, so that he could join Fatty and the others.
According to the current situation, there is indeed a problem with the No. [-] copy, and follow-up maintenance is required.
System 007 can't trap them here, so it can only apply to the main system.
After 2 minutes, the approval results from the main system came over, and they could open the exit channel and return to the previous transfer station.
Everyone was overjoyed.
The efficiency of System 007 is very high, and it only takes a moment to throw people out of the first copy.
Yi Qiubai opened his eyes and found himself lying on the simple bed.
The unfamiliar yet familiar scene made him sit up reflexively, No. 13 Transit Station No. 201 Lounge!
He remembered that Takano's lounge was at No. 302.
Without any hesitation, he immediately opened the door to find him.
Gao Ye didn't have any impression of the No.13 transfer station, and Yi Qiubai was unconscious when he brought him.
In confusion, there was a knock on the door.
Kono opened the door.
Yi Qiubai stood at the door and said to him, "Contact Fatty and the others."
Takano let out a "huh" and sent a message through the team formation bar, and soon received a reply from the fat man, and everyone made an appointment to meet at the door.
After waiting at the door for more than ten minutes, Fatty and the others came back.
As soon as he saw the two of them, the fat man's fat body jumped up like a monkey.
He exaggeratedly hugged the two of them together, and said excitedly: "Boss, you really miss me!"
Gao Ye squeezed his face with a smile, and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've gained weight again."
Fatty: "Nonsense, I worry about you every day, and I haven't eaten much!"
Xiang Qiang said solemnly: "It is true that I have eaten less, from four bowls of meals to three bowls."
Everyone: "..."
The fat man choked and said in dissatisfaction: "Brother Qiang, can you speak something human, the kind that doesn't poke your lungs?"
Xiang Qiang was silent for a while, "I was not like this before."
Fatty: "???"
Xiang Qiang: "It is estimated that he was led to ruin by Brother Ye."
Takano: "..."
Yi Qiubai made up the knife at the right time, "This time we are in the first instance, Gao Ye boiled and ate the NPC."
Everyone: "!!!"
Wu Yue seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and asked curiously, "Can NPCs eat it too?"
Takano thought about it for a while, "It's okay, the main reason is that the entertainment facilities in the dungeon are too scarce, and a group of people are trapped in the house, living like years."
Xiang Qiang: "How dangerous is this dungeon? You guys came out pretty fast." Pausing for a moment, he seemed to feel something was wrong, and asked in confusion, "Did you come from transfer station No. [-]?"
Yi Qiubai shook his head, "There is a bug in the first copy, and our game is terminated halfway." After speaking, he explained the general process.
Since there was a bug in the dungeon, they didn't ask about Yi Qiubai's frequent scurrying, they just thought it was awesome to go from this dungeon to another dungeon, and even brought the NPC over, it was interesting to think about it.
At present, they still have a few days to stay in the transfer station. Since the two of them just came out of the dungeon and needed to rest, they went back to catch up on sleep without much delay.
This time Yi Qiubai slept deeply.
I don't know if it was because there were no dangerous factors at the transfer station or for other reasons, he seemed to have fallen into a sweet dream.
In the dream, there is a huge monster that keeps devouring the living people.
Its stomach is like a transparent glass jar.
The people who were put in the jar had hideous faces, and they stretched out their hands to him for help.
A pair of cold hands suddenly covered his eyes, and a gentle female voice came from his ear, she kept repeating, don't look, don't look, don't look...
Waking up from a dream, Yi Qiubai suddenly opened his eyes, which were dark.
For some reason, he mechanically looked at the lounge and had doubts about the transfer station.
In the system world, is everything transparent?
Will there be a pair of eyes staring at myself on the screen, monitoring everything in the system?
Thinking of this, Yi Qiubai felt terrible, and believed that no one would like to live under surveillance.
In order to get rid of this anxious feeling that follows him everywhere, he desperately wants to brush up the copy.
After having this idea, he contacted Takano through the control panel.
Gao Ye was not as urgent as him, and sent the message very calmly.
"Don't worry, even if the transfer station can monitor all the players' movements, it won't just stare at a certain player to watch. After all, the massive video has reduced us to a 'point', unless there is an abnormal situation in the transfer station. "
"The system's eyes are everywhere, aren't they?"
"Inevitably, to be able to run such a huge database, it naturally has a set of rules for filtering danger."
Yi Qiubai's heart gradually calmed down.
Gao Ye continued to appease, "If you don't want to stay at the transfer station for too long, we will enter the dungeon tomorrow. Fatty and the others have already negotiated to enter the No. [-] dungeon."
"Copy number seven?"
"Ah."
"What's their screening mechanism?"
"Pray to God."
"..."
Yi Qiubai was amused, and suddenly felt that this group of people was really cute.
As a result, God didn't appear at all, and the No. [-] dungeon was the most evil and incredible dungeon they broke through.
It is full of weirdness, and it is the most confusing challenge of all dungeons.
After the five people got together to discuss, it was triggered by the fat man.
Before entering the dungeon, he swore that this dungeon was chosen by the immortal Tuomeng to ensure that he would pass the level, but the group of people went in dumbfounded.
barren.
There is no trace of popularity.
The clear and thick fog shrouded the abandoned village, adding a strange coldness.
The village is built on the mountain, and its architectural style has been around for many years, and it is very old.
There is a dry well at the head of the village, and a century-old tree grows beside the dry well.
Most of the roots went deep into the dry well, and the sides were covered with moss.
It quietly guards in this empty and abandoned village, day after day, year after year, as if there is no end.
There was no sound, no life, everything was dead, not even the wind.
The fat man couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive, and after a long time of being stunned, he tied his tongue and said, "Are we here for archaeology?"
Xiang Qiang: "That's the job of digging up dead people, I won't do it."
The fat man almost cried, his legs were soft and he said, "Brother Qiang, can you please comfort me with some human words?"
Xiang Qiang: "The person who comforts you should be the fairy who gave you dreams."
Fatty: "..."
I / day / you fairy board board!
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