I became a system virus

Yi Qiubai was silent.

Gao Ye worried: "Your situation scares me. If I am unlucky and die in other dungeons, I have nowhere to cry."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

Gao Ye: "For the sake of safety, you should not watch TV. Although this dungeon is dangerous, we know the general information about it. If you accidentally flick to other dungeons, there is a great chance of It will be heartbreaking.”

Yi Qiubai: "In fact, I was able to escape because I broke my own head in that vampire dungeon and then appeared in the toilet."

Takano: "..."

Yi Qiubai: "Maybe I can come back only after I commit suicide."

Takano: "..."

Yi Qiubai: "You said if I commit suicide in this dungeon, will I jump into other dungeons again?"

Gao Ye: "The system will not open this kind of cheating for players, you will only be cooler."

Yi Qiubai spread his hands, "Well, this is just my guess."

Gao Ye: "Now that I have triggered the death condition, NPCs will come to hunt and kill me at any time. You have to be careful yourself, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of you then."

Yi Qiubai: "Don't worry, I can handle it."

As a result, everyone was safe and sound throughout the night, and Takano was not attacked by NPCs.

Li An in the toilet was cleaned up at some point, and there was no trace of it.

Cai Mao complained: "Li An died so horribly that I don't even dare to go to the toilet now, for fear that something will crawl out of the mirror."

Wang Gang said: "Or let's cover the mirror."

Huang Qi: "That's a good idea. It's best to cover all the mirrors in the room."

So they went to find tablecloths and sheets and things like that to cover up all the mirrors.

After all this was done, people were a little hungry, and Takano went to the kitchen to cook breakfast.

At that time, Yi Qiubai was watching him in the dining room and found nothing unusual.

Gao Ye in the kitchen was slapping garlic with a kitchen knife. I don't know if it was his illusion or something else. The air seemed to freeze, and suddenly there was no sound in the living room.

That strange feeling made him wary, and he turned his head to look outside in confusion, everything was normal.

Unexpectedly, just as he turned around, a pair of pale hands strangled his neck and dragged him back.

The sudden attack caught Takano unprepared, and he slammed the kitchen door with a loud "bang".

But Yi Qiubai in the dining room didn't find anything wrong with Ben.

They are only a few steps away!

The death ghost's hands are so powerful that Gao Ye can't get rid of its shackles no matter how hard he struggles.

In a critical moment, he slashed behind him with a backhand, and those hands let go of him.

Takano turned over and jumped up, holding the pan on the stove and slapping the ghost's hand with brute force.

It is very cunning and dodges very quickly.

Takano approached it step by step, until he drove it into a corner, and the boiling water in the pot splashed on it.

The ghost hand couldn't dodge in time, it was scalded and screamed.

In just an instant, it showed its original shape, it was the God of Reaper NPC who was violently knocked off the assembly line by Yi Qiubai.

I don't know what it is set to imitate, but after being scalded, there is a strange sweet fragrance wafting out.

Takano, who hadn't eaten breakfast, was lured by the smell and his eyes lit up.

The ingredients here are all frozen, and the freshness is greatly reduced.

Although the current NPC doesn't know what it is, it smells very appetizing, and the hot pot should be delicious in pieces!

Nothing can stop foodie's crazy pursuit of delicious food!

A bucket of oil was spilled on the ground, and Reaper just wanted to get up, but the floor was slippery and fell down again.

Gao Ye was like a ghost entering the village, with a boning knife in his hand, rushing forward with a desire to find fresh ingredients.

When the knife was cut on the body, the god of death screamed and roared angrily: "Are you a fucking pig butcher, you just cut my main artery when you came up?!"

Takano said seriously, "You smell delicious."

grim Reaper:"!!!"

Still want to eat Lao Tzu? !

Compared with Yi Qiubai's violent smashing, Gao Ye's methods are much more sophisticated, the boning knife is designed to attack the deadly places.

After a few slaughters, the blood bar value of Reaper plummeted.

The sweet scent in the air is getting stronger and stronger.

Gao Ye was insanely stimulated by the smell, and directly sliced ​​a piece of meat from the god of death.

The weight of eight people is not enough, so let's do it again!

The god of death let out a desperate cry: "You are the fucking NPC!"

Gao Ye's hands were covered with blood, and he said with a grim face, "No, I'm a pig butcher!"

grim Reaper:"……"

You are a pig, your whole family is a pig!

Seeing that the boning knife was about to fall again, it couldn't bear this perversion, and fled away uselessly.

This session of players is the most perverted session of all the players it has ever seen, not one of them!

Gao Ye was disappointed when the prey disappeared, but the fresh meat in the basin was still there.

Although the skin is black, the bloody flesh is very white and tender, and it smells delicious.

There is hot pot base in the refrigerator, and today's breakfast is hot pot.

Well, such a happy decision!

The bloody high field at the scene was not in a hurry to deal with it, anyway, it would clean it up by itself.

When cooking the hot pot base with broth, he quickly washed the fresh meat and sliced ​​it into thin slices, carefully spread it on ice cubes, and posed in a shape.

After preparing a large number of vegetarian dishes and frozen products, he pushed open the kitchen door.

Seeing blood on his body, Yi Qiubai frowned and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Gao Ye: "It's nothing, I just killed a live bird."

Yi Qiubai: "???"

What the hell is a live bird?

Gao Ye: "Tell them to find the induction cooker. Today's breakfast is a hot pot."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

What's wrong with eating hot pot for breakfast?

When he walked into the kitchen, he was shocked by the blood on the floor.

Gao Ye explained very calmly: "The live poultry is a bit big, so there is a lot of blood."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

Brother, you are so fucking talented!

As soon as he smelled that sweet scent, he knew what was going on, you're still a living bird, a living bird, you ghost!

I don't know who found out the induction cooker, and Takano brought out the bottom of the pot with great interest.

Someone couldn't help but say: "Brother Ye, let's eat hot pot early in the morning, isn't the taste a bit heavy?"

Takano: "I think it's okay."

Suddenly hearing a scream of "ah", Huang Qi said with a pale face: "The kitchen... the kitchen is full of blood!"

Everyone ran to see the situation curiously, and was immediately startled, and at the same time confused by the strange sweet fragrance.

"It smells so good!"

"What is this smell? It smells really good."

Takano proudly introduced to everyone, "We are blessed with the benefits of the dungeon."

"What benefits?"

Thin slices of fresh meat are placed on ice cubes, which look crystal clear and smell delicious, and look delicious.

"Brother Ye, what is this?"

"Live poultry."

Everyone: "???"

Gao Ye regretted: "It's a big one, it ran away, and there was only this little meat left."

Seeing the pity on his face, people believed it was true.

After preparing the dishes and chopsticks, Yi Qiubai looked at the plate of sliced ​​meat with a green face.

This is too perverted, even NPCs eat it!

The first person to attack the sliced ​​meat was Cai Mao, he scalded a slice into his mouth out of curiosity, and said with lighted eyes, "Fuck, Brother Ye, what kind of live bird is this, it's too overbearing! "

Takano: "Is it delicious?"

Cai Mao: "Delicious, fresh and tender, like fish meat, without spines."

Then Wang Gang also boiled a slice and ate it, surprised: "It's really delicious!"

Under the recommendation of the two, everyone stretched out their chopsticks to try it.

Yi Qiubai twitched the corners of his mouth, with a painful expression on his face that he couldn't look directly at.

The "live birds" hiding in the corner watched them eat their own flesh, vomiting blood with hatred.

This group of perverted dogs/days, I will stop serving them!

After the meal, the blood in the kitchen disappeared without a trace, leaving only a faint sweet smell.

People are very happy with the meal.

Gao Ye was cleaning the dishes in the kitchen, Yi Qiubai sent Huang Qi and the others away, and came in to help, "Did the NPC come to you?"

Gao Ye: "It came once."

Yi Qiubai: "Leave a piece of meat?"

Takano: "..."

Yi Qiubai: "It hunted and killed you to no avail, and will pick other people to kill next."

Takano: "So let everyone stay in the living room and don't give it a chance."

Yi Qiubai was silent, "Are you not hurt at all?"

Gao Ye: "It's okay, after all, we have been prepared." After a pause, "Today is the third day we entered the dungeon, but we haven't even touched the shadow of the theme of the dungeon. I'm afraid it will take too long and delay Rendezvous with Fatty and the others."

Yi Qiubai frowned, "This dungeon is annoying, and there is a sense of depression everywhere."

Gao Ye: "It should be an environmental problem. It is too closed and small, which can easily make people feel depressed." He added, "Wei Guoqing is an example, and he has become obsessed."

Yi Qiubai said thoughtfully: "Let's take an irresponsible guess, who do you think will be the hero?"

Takano shook his head, "I can't guess yet."

Yi Qiubai: "Could it be Wei Guoqing?"

Takano: "???"

Yi Qiubai: "Judging from the current situation of the people, everyone may be the hero, but Wei Guoqing is the least suspected, because his mind has already appeared problematic, and he will basically not doubt him."

Takano retorted: "Maybe he will be the next to die."

Yi Qiubai: "According to the previous death logic, isn't it Cai Mao?"

Gao Ye: "It should be Wei Guoqing, he is the most vulnerable one."

Yi Qiubai shut up.

The views of the two diverged, but they did not continue to argue, because there was no point in arguing, after all, it was all speculation.

I don't know what is in Gao Ye's mind, but he said seriously: "This dungeon is also pretty good. Although the entertainment facilities are lacking, there are NPCs to eat. Next time I catch it, cut more meat and roast it with cumin. It should be better." overbearing."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

grim Reaper:"……"

Please give me back my dignity!

After tidying up the kitchen, Yi Qiubai went to the toilet.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he closed the door, he noticed that something was wrong. Although the mirror on the sink was covered by the tablecloth, he still felt weird.

Without any hesitation, he immediately opened the door and walked out. The situation outside made him scold his mother.

Hearing the sound, the priest in the room turned around vigilantly, and couldn't help being stunned when he saw Yi Qiubai.

The two stared at each other for a long time before the priest asked, "Who are you?"

Yi Qiubai didn't understand.

He carefully looked at the man in front of him, it was the priest whom he had stalked before, when he borrowed his body, he had been headshot, yet he was still alive at this moment.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, the priest immediately became nervous, and immediately hid Yi Qiubai.

Yi Qiubai was stunned.

But seeing that he made a silent movement, it seemed that there was no malice, so he didn't say anything.

The priest left for unknown reasons.

Not long after, there was noise from outside, a group of people broke into the door and searched Yi Qiubai out.

They chattered emotionally as if seeing a devil.

Before Yi Qiubai could react, he was arrested by everyone, who seemed to want to kill him.

The priest tried his best to stop him.

Yi Qiubai was about to seek death, but someone misfired the gun and hit him with a "bang", and he fell straight down.

The priest quickly threw himself on him, and the figures of the two disappeared miraculously under the eyes of everyone.

The priest appeared in the guest room in a daze, and happened to see the god of death trying to chop off Cai Mao's head.

A foreign man suddenly appeared in the closed space, Cai Mao and Death were a little confused, and so was the priest.

The atmosphere froze for a while.

The priest asked, speaking in a language they didn't understand.

The god of death couldn't help being a little crazy.

What kind of shit is this, don't disturb me to do the task.

Seeing that it was about to kill, the priest immediately rushed to rescue it, so two NPCs of different copies fought.

Cai Mao scrambled and ran out.

Yi Qiubai who was in the toilet came out in a daze, he bumped his head and was a little dizzy.

But everyone's attention was not on him, because Cai Maozheng spoke incoherently.

Later, the god of death went offline again, and the priest walked out of the guest room in a mess.

Seeing the people in the room, they showed question marks all over their faces.

Everyone: "???"

Yi Qiubai was extremely calm, "I'm sorry, I seemed to be jumping around again just now."

Everyone: "..."

Gao Ye: "We have been looking for you for half an hour."

Yi Qiubai: "Sorry." Pause for a moment, "But this time I seem to have brought back a witness."

All eyes turned to the priest.

Cai Mao said excitedly: "Jiang Han, you are my fucking father. I was almost killed by a monster just now. If I didn't get out of the basket, I would have died long ago!"

Yi Qiubai: "Then call me Dad."

Cai Mao: "..."

The priest who was surrounded by the crowd looked at them in confusion.

Wang Gang asked curiously, "Who are you?"

Priest: "???"

Gao Ye: "Let me try it." Immediately said something in English.

Priest: "%[email protected]#8#%...*@&!!"

Everyone: "???"

Gao Ye listened carefully, frowned and said, "It seems to be French, but with a strong accent."

Zhou Zhou was surprised and said: "Brother Ye, can you understand this?"

Takano: "I can understand standard French, but his native accent is too strong, and it is difficult to understand."

Yi Qiubai: "You asked him what is the copy number and what role is he playing."

Gao Ye: "I'll try to see if I can communicate." Then he said, "Who will bring me paper and pen?"

Huang Qi went to the children's room to bring pens and paper.

Takano wrote on paper in languages ​​that people could not understand.

The priest watched for a long time without speaking.

Takano gestured and asked a few more words.

It took him a long time to write the Arabic numeral 17 and NPC on the paper.

Gao Ye said: "He said that he is from the NO.17 copy, and the character is an NPC."

Yi Qiubai: "May I ask where is the area of ​​the dungeon he is in?"

Takano continued to write and draw on paper.

The priest spat out another word.

"He's from the European side," he translated.

Everyone: "!!!"

Cai Mao complained: "The dungeon we're staying in should be in the Asian region. He's traveling across borders, awesome!"

Yi Qiubai sent out a soul torture: "So how big is this system? How many copies does it accommodate, and how many players are there, so that it has to be divided into Asian and European parts?"

Everyone: "..."

Wang Gang expressed his opinion: "I think what we should pay attention to now is that there seems to be a loophole in this dungeon. If there is a bug, can we still go on with peace of mind?"

Huang Qi: "Yeah, this is too cheating."

"Then what should we do? Today is only the third day. We don't have any clue about the dungeon. Now there is an abnormality again. How should we continue?"

"Do you want to apply for withdrawal?"

"You're the one who wants to be beautiful, who to apply for?"

"Of course I'm looking for an NPC."

"The problem is that the NPC was just offline by the priest."

"..."

Yi Qiubai: "The design of this dungeon is not perfect, and I feel bad about running around all the time. The experience is extremely bad, so it's okay to quit."

Everyone nodded unanimously, "Yes, yes, the experience is extremely bad, it's better to quit!"

Yi Qiubai: "Why don't you think of a way?"

Gao Ye: "There is no plot guide like System 001 in the dungeon. The chance of success should be very small, but I will try to see if the priest can apply to the system and let the system send someone to handle it."

Then he tried to communicate with the priest.

The priest also seemed to feel that the situation in front of him was incredible, and tried to give feedback to the system.

In fact, there is no need for them to worry, the Reaper NPC has long been unable to stand this group of players.

After being beaten up in a daze by an NPC in another copy, it immediately went to the main system to cry.

So repairing the broken system 007 came to visit.

Hearing the knock on the door, everyone couldn't help but get nervous.

Cai Mao said, "Who is knocking on the door?"

Yi Qiubai got up to open the door, and was stunned when he saw System 007 at the door.

The guy smiled and said: "Yo, it's not cold yet?"

Yi Qiubai: "..."