I became a system virus

"Ahhh, don't pull my hair! Don't pull my hair!"

"Damn it! That bastard is here again, peck him!"

A burst of chaotic voices reached his ears, before Yi Qiubai could figure out the situation, he saw a flock of frightened big white geese rolling towards him.

The scene was really spectacular, Yi Qiubai hurriedly avoided it.

Two huge wings fluttered in embarrassment, and the short legs supported the fat body, twisting the buttocks and trying to lean to the side.

Noticing the incoordination of his body, Yi Qiubai realized that he had turned into a goose.

Goose!

Two servants drove the geese among the flock.

A big hand waved towards Yi Qiubai, he quickly retracted his neck, his hand passed over his head, and his companion's neck was lifted.

The caught big white goose flapped its wings and struggled, and shouted: "Ah la la la la... help me! Save me quickly!"

"Oops, another pussy got hit, peck him!"

All the geese besieged the servants one after another, some pecked their legs, some pecked at their hands, and the scene suddenly fell into chaos.

A gray goose raised its neck and cheered, and the croaking noise was disturbing.

Yi Qiubai pecked at it, and Gray Goose looked down at him from above.

"Peck! Eggs! Eggs!"

As if instructed by the superior, Gray Goose raised its head and gave orders to the geese, "Peck! Eggs! Eggs!"

Immediately, all the eyes of the geese were aimed at the servant's crotch!

peck!Egg!Egg!

"@#%!%&×&%&#!!"

Pig-killing wailing resounded overhead, and the servant clutched his trousers and ran out of the geese flock.

They achieved a staged victory!

However, before the geese were happy for 2 minutes, the legendary Mrs. Qingti appeared on the stage.

As if seeing the god of death, the morale of the geese disappeared without a trace, and they all ran around.

Mrs. Qingti reprimanded the servants with a babble, then took out a long pole and waved it at the geese with quick eyes and hands. With just one swipe, the rope on the long pole wrapped around the necks of the geese.

The big white goose that was tied around the neck had no resistance and could only be dragged and caught by her.

In the blink of an eye, twenty or thirty companions were caught by Mrs. Qingti to make crispy goose intestines.

After the god of death left, Yi Qiubai learned from the geese that Mrs. Qingti was hosting a family feast today, and that the livestock would be massacred.

He couldn't help but sweat for Gao Ye. Now that he is a goose, he must be a donkey.

Thinking of the donkey pouring meat, Yi Qiubai felt a faint pain in his egg.

Human speech he could not understand, but the language of animals was unimpeded.

His companion told him that all the livestock are kept in this compound, and the pigs, horses, cattle and sheep are kept in the inner side of the yard.

Yi Qiubai decided to take the risk of going to the pigsty to find Gao Ye.

For some reason, there was a sudden commotion in the yard. At first, it was pigs screaming, then cattle and sheep, and then chickens and ducks, one after the other.

The geese were in a commotion, and some geese asked loudly: "Jiang Han? Who is Jiang Han?"

Yi Qiubai quickly stretched his neck, "I am! I am!"

Realizing that Gao Ye was sending a message, he quickly got out from the gap in the fence and ran into the place where the ducks were kept.

The ducks looked at him intently.

Yi Qiubai: "Gao Ye! Gao Ye!"

All ducks: "Gao Ye! Gao Ye!"

So the livestock in the whole yard were calling Gao Ye.

There was a donkey braying from the other side of the pigsty, which was Gao Ye's voice.

The guy cried, "Jiang Han, I turned into a fucking donkey!"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

"A female donkey!"

"..."

"Fucking pregnant with cubs!"

Suddenly, whispers came from among the herd.

Yi Qiubai squeezed towards the pigsty under the strange gazes of the animals, finally ran into the cowshed, and all he saw were legs and tails.

"Where are you Takano?"

Gao Ye's donkey brayed from the corner of the cowshed.

Yi Qiubai ran over with his buttocks twisted, and the fellow was lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, his huge belly was like a hill, and his expression was very ferocious.

Yi Qiubai's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "With such a big belly, you are going to give birth, right?"

Gao Ye broke down and said: "I can't take it anymore, you can think of a way for me!"

"I...I don't know how to deliver babies."

"Fuck! Seriously!"

Only then did Yi Qiubai say: "Mrs. Qingti hosted a family banquet today, and the manor is full of people. Our time is too short at present, and it is not easy to find a way out."

"Then don't run away, just set it on fire!"

Gao Ye was furious, struggled to get up, gasped and said: "I feel worse than donkey meat now. The skeleton man is talking nonsense and wearing small shoes for me. Why should we follow its rules? Set it on fire, and it's over!"

Yi Qiubai tilted his goose neck to look at him.

Gao Ye had already got up, walking back and forth anxiously holding his huge belly.

It was kind of funny, somehow.

"Calm down, even if you want to burn down the manor, do you think it's possible just by us?" He added, "Not to mention your current situation..."

Kono glared at him.

An old cow next to him suddenly leaned forward, "I don't want to work anymore, I want to strike."

Takano: "???"

Yi Qiubai: "???"

Lao Niu: "They still want to eat my meat."

Yi Qiubai: "They still want to eat my intestines."

Gao Ye: "They also made me pregnant."

Old cow: "!!!"

There were bursts of ducks calling, and some servants went to catch ducks.

The voice attracted them, Gao Ye said: "It's Laoyatang's turn?"

Lao Niu: "It's roasted duck feet."

Yi Qiubai: "How to bake?"

Lao Niu: "Heat the iron plate coated with seasoning, put the live duck on the iron plate, and finally the duck feet are cooked and the duck is still alive. Cut off the duck feet and serve them on a plate."

Yi Qiubai looked down at his fat goose paws, such a manor could be burned!

It's just that in order to burn the manor, you must first create chaos.

Thinking of the morale of the geese resisting the servants just now, he ran out immediately, and Gao Ye asked, "Where are you going?"

"Burn the manor!"

Returning to the flock of geese, Yi Qiubai pretends to be mysterious and gossips with Gray Goose.

It is said that the reason why Mrs. Qingti hosted the banquet today was because a holy monk wanted to make a vow for her to wash away her murderous evil, so as to achieve Taoism and immortality.

After hearing this, Gray Goose was very angry and reprimanded loudly: "Impossible! Impossible!"

The loud voice attracted the attention of the surrounding companions.

Gray Goose said righteously: "She brutally killed, she is a devil, a devil!"

All the geese expressed their puzzlement and anger when they heard that Mrs. Qingti would not be punished, but would become a fairy.

The flames of hatred ignited the geese.

They were in high spirits, shouting angrily, venting their strong dissatisfaction.

The ducks on the side were equally angry when they heard the rumors, and a small flame full of hatred infected all the livestock in the yard like a plague.

Although the servants who came to hunt the ingredients could not understand their words, they also felt a strong commotion and uneasiness.

The bolder servants were unafraid of the protests of the animals.

Someone grabbed a ewe that was about to give birth and dragged it out, preparing to use it as a charcoal-roasted suckling sheep.

The ewe desperately asked for help.

Gao Ye in the bullpen was so close to the sheep pen that he couldn't stand it any longer. He broke the rope immediately, rushed out of the cowpen with brute force, and slammed into the servant with his huge belly.

Seeing this, other servants took tools to kill Gao Ye.

The red-hot iron was extremely intimidating and soon drove him back into a corner.

Seeing that the soldering iron was about to fall on him, the old cow suddenly rushed out of the pen and shouted loudly: "I don't want to work anymore, I want to strike!"

All the cows screamed, broke the nose rope, and rushed outside regardless of the blood.

The servants were knocked about by the rambunctious cattle.

Immediately afterwards, all the chickens, ducks and geese rebelled, and jumped out of the fence one after another, and the pigs, sheep and donkeys ran out without exception.

The whole yard was a mess.

Mrs. Qingti was alarmed and ordered her servants to come and shoot them with guns. Countless livestock were shot to death.

Looking at the comrades who fell to the ground with arrows beside them, the long-buried resentment of the livestock broke out completely.

Those powerful grievances make them rush to humans regardless of their own safety.

No matter how they shoot, there will always be livestock rushing forward, chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep, no matter how big or small the strength is, they all rush towards Mrs. Qingti with the momentum of dying together.

This is the first time the livestock have collectively resisted.

The cohesion of the team makes them explode with amazing strength.

When the anger reached its peak, a duck suddenly "popped" into a ball of fire.

Immediately afterwards, a sheep also exploded.

The sound of "bang bang" continued one after another.

Those fireballs rushed towards the people with hatred, and rushed to every corner of the manor.

Bursts of flames soared into the sky, screams of misery resounded across the sky, and the manor was quickly engulfed in flames.

Looking at the intensifying fire, Yi Qiubai said in astonishment: "Damn, it's burning now?"

Gao Ye: "How do we get out now?"

Yi Qiubai couldn't answer this question, because they were soon engulfed in flames.

At the same time, the Buddha's light was still shining in the chaotic graveyard, and Wu Yue and Fatty had been sent away by the skeleton man.

Skeleton sat down next to Mr. Gutless and dozed boredly.

After a while, the Buddha's light began to shake, and there was a buzzing sound. The whole scene seemed to be disturbed by something, and it was extremely unstable.

The skeleton man stood up in confusion.

The lazy monster and Mr. Gugut were affected by the magnetic field and became restless.

The Yu Lan Basin on the ground jumped up suddenly, as if it had eaten too much, it opened a huge black hole and spit things out.

The skeleton man thought that Gao Ye and Yi Qiubai had returned, but after vomiting the Yulan Basin, countless people all came out of it.

The skeleton man was dumbfounded.

Because there were too many people rushing out of the venue at once, this dungeon was stuck.

The entire mass grave began to shake, dust was flying, and there were signs of collapse.

The system's sharp siren suddenly came to mind, and the sky above the chaotic graveyard was suddenly shrouded in red light.

When Yi Qiubai and Gao Ye came out of the Yulan Basin, there were already more than 300 heads standing in the mass grave!

The black-and-white people looked at their companions, either surprised, confused, or shouting with joy.

The skeleton man was horrified by the spectacle.

Realizing that he had gotten into trouble, he hurriedly found Yi Qiubai and Gao Ye, and asked angrily, "Are you two devils, why did you bring me so many things back?!"

Yi Qiubai said innocently: "Are they human too?"

Skeleton man: "Aren't they human, are they ghosts?"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

Only then did he realize that the more than 300 people in front of him were most likely players stranded in the Obon.

Gao Ye was annoyed that the skeleton man made him into a pregnant donkey before, but now he was refreshed, pointing at it and holding back his anger, he said, "I just like the way you have never seen the world."

The skeleton gritted its teeth and stomped its feet in anger.

The system issued a cold alarm sound: "The No. [-] site has a malfunction and has been temporarily closed. Please cooperate with the No. [-] NPC."

The skeleton man rushed out of the crowd angrily.

There were 370 people on the scene, all of whom were livestock that survived from the Obon scriptures.

Obviously the Skeleton Man is a scam.

Yi Qiubai and the others were not the first to be tricked.

System: "[-]st seriously violated the dungeon rules, causing the No. [-] venue to be paralyzed. From now on, the system will deprive you of your authority and reduce you to a gift."

The skeleton man was serious: "I think I can still save it."

The system didn't give it a chance to defend itself at all, and quickly took it back.

The skeleton man disappeared in full view.

Immediately afterwards, the tops of many people's heads were marked with red.

Those marked in red all disappear.

The crowd was restless and commotion.

The system mechanized said: "The NPC props have been cleared and recycled."

"There are 230 players stranded on the site. From now on, venue No. [-] will be temporarily closed for repairs. All players will be randomly assigned. Players are requested to cooperate."

Yi Qiubai was touched by Gao Ye before he could understand what the system said.

He looked at him in bewilderment, Gao Ye suddenly disappeared in front of him, and the entire mass grave was quickly cut and turned into daytime in the city.

Yi Qiubai stood on the sidewalk like a log.

The sound of traffic in the city filled my ears, people around me came and went, and there were many tall buildings.

The breeze blows, and the fresh air rushes into the chest cavity with the breath of life.

Yi Qiubai looked around blankly, and found it difficult to adapt for a while.

Is this the real world?