I became a system virus

Chapter 10 Crispy Goose Intestines and Donkey Meat

NPCs are also dignified!

The monster couldn't stand the idiot's continued death, so it chose the latter between being swallowed alive by the gutless king and being threatened by the bodhi fruit.

The desire to survive prompted it to rush out of the encirclement of the bodhi fruit, endured the severe pain and dragged Gao Ye out of the town like a whirlwind, and went straight to his old nest.

The arrow-like speed completely stunned Mr. Wuchang.

It froze on the road, and it took a long while to realize that its authority was being challenged, and immediately roared and chased after it.

Yi Qiubai and the others quickly rushed into the lair and ran towards the end.

At this moment, the mass graves were shrouded in a dark curtain of blood.

The breath of hunger permeated the surroundings, and the faint green light was restlessly restless like a will-o'-the-wisp.

A jackdaw on the stake seemed to have discovered something, and suddenly let out a long and sharp howling sound.

Immediately afterwards several jackdaws fluttered away.

Not a moment later, the screams of our uncle Gao who was at the pinnacle of his life could be faintly heard in the distance.

The long-lost smell of meat spread here again through the air.

The monsters in the mass graveyard smelled the deliciousness, all salivating, waiting for the group to share the food in a commotion.

"what!"

"Ahhh!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

The screams full of speed and passion are getting closer!

Monsters from all directions moved towards the place where the sound came from.

They craned their necks in anticipation of their feast.

Who would have thought that there would be a giant monster following the food!

The huge beast frantically pursued its prey like a gust of wind, causing chaos everywhere it went.

The sudden impact swept away the monsters present.

Just now they were still thinking about having a good meal, but in the blink of an eye they panicked, rolling as far as they could.

Two NPCs chased after each other, and staged a speed of life and death in Luan Graves!

The monster Xiao Feng rampaged all the way, and Gao Ye behind him was tossed into a mess. Although there were many scratches all over his body and holes in his clothes, he was completely overwhelmed by the soaring adrenalin.

In the future, he must go to dig the ancestral grave of Yi Qiubai's family!

However, the monster's heart was even more broken than his.

It wanted to shake off the burden on its back and run for its life, but the ribbon became tighter and tighter.

Only by maximizing the running limit can it have a chance to save its life.

Yi Qiubai and the others crawled out of Wuchangjun's lair and looked around holding the copper oil lamp, and everywhere they saw was a mess, and there was not even a ghost of the monster.

Takano's exaggerated screams came to his ears from a distance.

Immediately afterwards, there were tremors on the ground, and they really felt the shock of Mr. Gutless crawling nearby.

The three of them silently watched the scene where Gugut-kun and the monster were walking in Takano.

The two NPCs are performing Fast and Furious with their lives!

Fatty was amazed by that situation, and he said excitedly, "Brother Ye, come on! Brother Ye, hold on!"

Takano's intermittent curses came from afar.

Wu Yue was afraid that he would not be able to carry it, so she said worriedly: "Let's find the tomb and rescue him as soon as possible."

Yi Qiubai said flatly: "It's okay, he's tough."

Wu Yue: "..."

Although Yi Qiubai spoke weakly, he acted quickly, centering on the exit of the lair, and started a carpet-like search separately.

The monsters in the random graveyard had long been scared out of their wits by Lord Wugut, so they had no intention of harassing them at all, and the work efficiency of the three of them was significantly improved.

Facts proved that Yi Qiubai's deduction was correct. Not long after, Wu Yue found a remnant stele among a pile of coffin boards. Although the handwriting on it was blurred, the word "Qing Ti" could still be vaguely distinguished.

Realizing that Lord Wuchang's tomb is likely to be here, Wu Yue excitedly said: "Come on, I seem to have found it!"

The two quickly ran over.

Three oil lamps reflected the handwriting on the remnant stele very clearly.

The fat man asked curiously, "Is Mulian's mother's name Qingti?"

Yi Qiubai: "Yes, it is called Mrs. Qingti in the Ullambana Sutra."

The three immediately opened the coffin board next to the remnant stele for inspection, and sure enough they found a complete coffin at the foot of the remnant stele.

That coffin is different from others, it is very delicate, the material is also very thick, and it is extremely well preserved.

Yi Qiubai examined it and said, "Open it and have a look."

The two immediately rolled up their sleeves and pushed the lid of the coffin with brute force, but the strength was not enough, the fat man hurriedly said: "Wu Yue, come and help me."

So the three of them worked together and overturned the coffin lid with brute force.

Holding up the oil lamp and poking inside, I thought there would be Mrs. Qingti's body lying inside, but it turned out to be a skeleton.

The golden cassock is worn on it.

Wearing a Pilu hat and holding a six-ring Zen stick, lying quietly in the coffin, he really has a bit of solemn Buddha nature.

The fat man was surprised: "What's the situation?!"

He couldn't imagine that the funny-looking skeleton man was actually a monk!

Yi Qiubai was about to reach out his hand to touch it, when the cassock suddenly emitted bursts of golden light and surrounded the skeleton man.

Immediately afterwards, several strong lights burst out from the coffin and sprinkled towards the sky, covering the entire mass grave.

In the blink of an eye, the originally dark and decaying mass graves turned into a palace illuminated by Buddha's light.

Numerous large and small Buddha statues surrounded the hall, scriptures circulated on them, and all the monsters seemed to be affected by the scriptures, becoming lazy and non-aggressive as if they were drunk.

Wuchang Jun, who was chasing Gao Ye just now, is lying limply on the ground like a big dog, and so is the monster Xiao Feng.

Everyone was shocked by the magnificent scene in front of them.

Wu Yue was both nervous and excited: "Can we go out now?"

Yi Qiubai: "I don't know." After a pause, "Fatty, go and untie the copper bell ribbon on Gao Ye's body, hurry up."

The fat man immediately ran towards Gao Ye.

At this moment, the mechanized voice of the system came from a distance, "Congratulations to player 188 for successfully finding the monk. He will guide you in a new direction and gain eternal life."

The words were ambiguous, Wu Yue frowned and asked, "What is guiding a new direction?"

Yi Qiubai shook his head.

Gao Ye walked towards them with the support of the fat man, and said disdainfully, "I'm telling you that there is still a huge pit waiting for you to jump with the urinating nature of breaking the system."

Yi Qiubai looked him up and down.

That guy didn't have a piece of intact skin all over his body, and his clothes were full of holes, which made him look like a mess.

But his eyes are bright, full of vigor and vitality.

"Are you OK?"

Gao Ye said: "It's okay."

A simple "not bad" shows his approval of this wave of operations.

The two of them had a tacit understanding and didn't say a word of nonsense, and they seemed to agree with the current result.

As the system's notification sound disappeared, a figure came from a distance, it was the skeleton man who had just turned into golden light.

In the past, people dismantled its bones and twisted its head to play with it as a ball, but now seeing it wearing a Vairocana cap, cassock, and holding a Zen staff, it looks solemn and solemn, and it can't help feeling a little flustered in its heart.

Wu Yue asked nervously: "Brother Ye, we used violence against it before, will it hold grudges?"

Gao Ye said indifferently: "It's an NPC. NPCs have no thoughts. They are just pre-set program props. If we meet the conditions of the copy, it will only go through the process and will not cause any extra problems."

With his explanation, Wu Yue felt a little more at ease.

The skeleton man was getting closer and closer, and the fat man hurriedly presented the Yulan basin scripture and the Bodhi fruit as an offering, and said something that had been brewing for a long time: "Saint, the Yulan basin scripture and the offering fruit are here, please sage, don't let me hurt you." The king curses and wishes, save it from water and fire, and gain eternal life!"

These words actually sounded decent, and the three turned their heads to look at him at the same time.

Fatty: "What do you see me doing?"

Wu Yue: "I didn't expect you to be quite good at talking."

Fatty: "That is, the nine-year compulsory education is for nothing?"

Everyone: "..."

The skeleton man walked up to them and looked at the Obon Sutra in the fat man's hand indifferently.

The fat man wondered if he thought he was not sincere enough?

That fellow was so weak that he actually bowed again.

Wu Yue couldn't stand it anymore, "Fatty, do you want to be so serious?"

The fat man said impassionedly: "A man can bend and stretch, as long as he can let me out, I can call him daddy!"

This statement was despised by everyone.

I don't know if he was moved by his sincerity or for other reasons, the skeleton man suddenly laughed.

Takano said disdainfully: "A tease is a tease, and wearing cassocks and pretending to be an eminent monk still can't change the teasing attribute."

This sentence completely released the nature of the skeleton man, and even his jaw was crooked.

The fat man stood up and said, "This plot doesn't seem quite right."

The skeleton man's chin was straight, and he finally spoke, in human terms, "The plot is fine."

Fatty regained hope, "Then can we leave?"

"It is possible to leave. Today is No. 15. The Obon scriptures, fruit offerings, and monks have all been found. In theory, it is possible to leave."

Hearing that there was something in its words, Yi Qiubai frowned and asked, "What about the actual operation?"

The skeleton man laughed again, pointed at him and Gao Ye, and said in a mean tone: "They can leave, but you two can't, because the poor monk doesn't intend to let you go."

Yi Qiubai: "???"

Takano: "???"

Ah ha ha ha... revenge must be paid!

The skeleton man held up his Zen stick and danced like he was insane, telling you to break Lao Tzu's bones and play with Lao Tzu's head as a ball. Now you know how powerful I am!

Gao Ye folded his arms across his chest, while Yi Qiubai had no choice but to put his hands on his hips.

Wu Yue whispered: "Brother Ye, didn't you just say that the NPC has no thoughts, how could it hold grudges?"

Fatty: "Sure enough, it's not a serious NPC."

"You two unlucky bastards, if you want to invite the poor monk out to make a wish for Lord Wuchang, there is no way!"

Gao Ye was impatient to fight with it, so he went up and kicked it without saying a word.

The skeleton fell to the ground and broke into a pile of bones, but it quickly reassembled.

"Just now you said that we have fulfilled the conditions and can pass the level. If you insist on keeping us, the system will definitely not give NPC this permission, so we still have a chance to leave here, right?"

"That's right, so the poor monk plans to add two dishes to you."

"What two dishes?"

"A crispy goose intestine, and a donkey meat."

Gao Ye looked at Yi Qiubai, he spread his hands and said, "I don't know how to cook."

The skeleton said: "You think too much, the dishes are the two of you."

Hearing the word "dish", alarm bells rang in the minds of the two of them.

Sure enough, the skeleton man explained to them with great interest: "Mrs. Qingti, the mother of Mulian, was very gluttonous during her lifetime, and the method of slaughtering livestock was extremely cruel. If you want me to make a wish for her, you have to replace the dead livestock Go to hell once. If you can escape before midnight, I will let you go, if you can't, then stay with the livestock."

Yi Qiubai: "Do you want to add additional levels?"

Skeleton Man: "This checkpoint belongs to the system, and the poor monk has the authority to use it."

Yi Qiubai shut up.

The skeleton man excitedly introduced to them what crispy goose intestines and donkey meat are.

How to make crispy goose intestines:

Select a live goose, draw a circle along the anus of the goose with a knife, pull out the intestines with your index finger, and get fresh goose intestines successfully.

How to make donkey meat:

Fix the live donkey next to the boiling old soup. The eater will eat which part, and the cook will peel off the donkey skin to expose the fresh meat, and then use a wooden spoon to boil the soup and pour the meat. After it is cooked, cut it off and put it on a plate serve.

After listening to its introduction, Wu Yue's whole body was covered with goose bumps, and she said with aversion to the cold: "It's too cruel!"

The fat man also said: "It's too perverted!"

No matter how strong Gao Ye's psychological quality was, he couldn't hold back at this moment, and asked with a green face, "You want us to be that goose and donkey?"

The skeleton man happily snapped his fingers, "Surprised, surprised?"

Takano: "..."

I surprise your ancestors!

Ignoring their embarrassing expressions, the skeleton man quickly picked up the Obon scripture and murmured a few words.

Before Gao Ye and Yi Qiubai could react, they were attracted by some kind of huge force, and then they were sucked into the black hole on the Obon scripture, falling into the endless abyss.

The skeleton man blew them a kiss in embarrassment.

Fatty couldn't stand it anymore, he kicked it, and the bones scattered all over the ground.

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