ex-husband high energy
Chapter 29 S2.E8. Interns
Zong Ming returned to the ward fifteen minutes later, and was very surprised to see Sang Han: "Why are you here?"
Sang Han hugged his backpack and said blankly, "I need you for something."
"Is there anything I can't talk to over the phone?" Zong Ming was so kind as an elder, and he taught him earnestly, "You are still in school, and you are already a senior. How much will it delay your homework by flying around like this?"
"No." Sang Han said very seriously, "The homework is very simple, so there is no delay, but what you explained is a bit tricky, and it took me a lot of time."
"..." Zong Ming was at a loss for words for a moment.Levi's couldn't help laughing beside him, this straightforward slap in the face was a real hit!
Zong Ming noticed Levi's expression, gave him an unhappy stare, and asked Sang Han, "Have you found anything?"
Sang Han nodded, took out a rather bulky-looking notebook from her bag, and said, "It's all here, but I can't pass it on to you, you can only read it here."
Zong Ming seemed to have realized something, and Sang Han glanced at Levi's and said, "After what happened last time, my dad has monitored all the terminals under your name."
Levi understood that it was all caused by him when he ordered Omega to investigate Wu Manyi. If he had listened to Omega at that time, he would have deleted it after reading it. Now it would be inconvenient for Zongming to be a demon.
"Okay." Zong Ming didn't care much, sat on the sofa, hooked his fingers, "Let me see."
Sang Han moved uncomfortably to the side, keeping a distance from him as much as possible, holding the computer and shaking her head: "No, I have something to tell you, and I will show it to you after I finish."
"Then let's talk about it?" Zong Ming said helplessly, "I declare in advance that I will not do anything against your father. I have been begging him recently. If I offend him, I will be completely laid off."
Sang Han pursed her lips, stopped talking, and looked at him with an indescribably indifferent, pitiful and coquettish look.Zong Ming looked at him pitifully for a long time, but was helplessly defeated: "Okay, okay, tell me, as long as I don't offend your father to death, I will do what I can."
Levi's squatted by the side to watch the good show, and felt that these two people had a sense of CP, and they were much cuter than Zong Ming x Wu Manyi after they turned into women.
Immediately, I felt that my heart was too big, so YY's own husband is really a man?
Sang Han seemed a little happier when he got Zong Ming's guarantee. A smile appeared on his paralyzed face. He took out a folder from his backpack, opened it and handed it over, and took out a signature pen and stuffed it to Zong Ming: This is signed."
There are two thin sheets of paper in the folder, which are an internship application for a fourth-year student of the Public Security University. "Department of Information Security Engineering, Public Security University, Sang Han".
Zong Ming scanned the application with a frown, and asked, "Who gave you such a bad idea to come to me for an internship?"
Sang Han stretched out a finger and pointed at herself.
Zong Ming said: "I'm almost out of work, and I've been suspended until the end of time. How can I accept you?"
Sang Han waved her fingers and said, "Your application for resignation has been approved, and the establishment of the First Division of Extra-staff Investigation has also been approved, and it will be handed over to you this afternoon at the latest."
Zong Ming's eyes narrowed dangerously: "How dare you monitor your dad's computer? Why are you so mean? Your dad is full of state secrets. If you get caught, you'll be doomed for the rest of your life, understand?"
"Who can catch me?" Sang Han said seriously, "The thing you asked me to check yesterday was two levels higher than my dad's computer, so I checked it for you without saying anything."
Zong Ming: "..."
Slapped in the face again, Levi's mouth twitched as he watched from the side: Zong Ming's serious appearance looks like a leader, but it's a pity that the character design is too broken and not convincing at all!
"Don't worry." Sang Han saw that Zong Ming's face was a little ugly, and comforted him very considerately, "I have a sense of propriety, and I won't cause trouble. Everyone in the hacker industry knows that I have high standards for being a human being."
A brat talking about "the standard of being a man" here is also drunk.Levi felt that every sentence of their conversation was as embarrassing as if written by a neurotic screenwriter. He took out the fruit brought by Sang Han and said, "You talk, I'll wash some fruit." Then he hid in the bathroom and laughed "hehehe" 3 minute.
When they came out, the two were still confronting each other. Zong Ming said, "It's useless for me to sign your application. In the end, it will be handed over to your father. He won't approve it."
Sang Han said: "You find a way, I know you can persuade him."
Zong Ming said: "How can I convince him? I am the worst criminal under his command, and you are the only seedling in his [-]-acre field. This is an irreconcilable objective contradiction!"
Sang Han said with a serious face: "I have helped you with jobs since high school, big and small, hundreds of times, you can figure it out." Just like that, he became a bachelor willfully.
"..." Zong Ming looked at him with a gloomy face for a long time, and nodded his fingers, "You threatened me..." After pointing, he sighed, picked up the signature pen, signed the application, and threw it into his arms, "You just want to give me a few words?" Be a demon!"
Sang Han hugged the folder, couldn't help but burst into a small smile, looked sly and childish, handed him his computer, and said, "Look, you only have five hours, my dad has an afternoon flight, Landing at four o'clock, I have to leave before he gets to the hospital."
Zong Ming raised his forehead and said, "You monitored your dad's mobile phone? Called the satellite data in our bureau?"
Sang Han said nothing, expressing her acquiescence.Zong Ming sighed: "You are going to heaven..."
Sang Han said seriously: "Really? I'm much better than your former information officer, right?"
Zong Ming couldn't help but pat him: "You kid can't tell the difference between good and bad words?" He took out his credit card and threw it at him, "Go to the food street at the door and buy us some lunch when we come back. Hospital food is unpalatable."
Levi said hurriedly: "I'll go."
"Let him go." Zong Ming insisted, "We must create opportunities for the dead house to contact human society anytime and anywhere."
Sang Han gave him a particularly innocent look, took the credit card and left.
"Let's watch together." Zong Ming patted the sofa beside him.Levi sat down and asked, "Do you really want him to stay with you?"
"The information officer can work remotely, as long as he stays at the school." Zong Ming said, "That's fine. It's hard to find a better hacker than him. You don't know how many units are waiting to poach him. I I had concerns before, after all, he is the only son of the bureau, and now he has such a strong will, so there is nothing to consider."
"Is he good?" Levi asked. "Is he just a student?"
"He is one of the top three hackers in China." Zong Ming said, "When he was in the third year of high school, he participated in the famous Philippine challenge event. China and Russia jointly killed hacker alliances in other countries around the world. He was in charge of the Chinese side at that time. People, one person is responsible for more than half of the attack output." Pointing to the unremarkable and clumsy computer on the coffee table, "I'm putting this thing up for online auction now, and it sells for eight figures every minute."
"..." Levi once again felt that he was the only poor person left in the world.
"Hurry up and read it, and I will educate you about his glorious deeds some other day." Zong Ming turned on the computer, entered the password, and said, "Forget it, let him educate himself, or he will become dumb. This kid is a bit socially impaired. You are a professional, and you are free to help him."
Levi wanted to say that he only dealt with children under the age of seven, but since he had recently dealt with overage children like Zong Ming, it seemed that he didn't have to stick to his age in the future: "I'll try."
There is only one folder on the desktop of the notebook. When you click it, there are dense transcripts, forensic reports, recordings and videos, all of which have the same code at the end of the file name.
Levi knew that it was Captain Liu's record number for the disappearance of Guan Jie and Han Botao. In other words, these things were picked from Captain Liu.
I can't help but be in awe of the two-year-old boy - the hackers trained by the government are different, killing the Omega girl in seconds!
Zong Ming browsed through the transcript at his inhuman speed, and Levi’s hurried to get a general overview—Captain Liu and the others went to the Institute of Optoelectronics yesterday afternoon, asked several of Han Botao’s colleagues and students, and then went to I got to know the large-scale optoelectronic display company that commissioned the research and development, and got to know the situation of the project with the chief engineer of the other party.
The research institute provided Han Botao's detailed interpersonal network, including internal employees who competed with him, cooperative departments with which he had disputes, etc., and the company provided the names of several competitors.
Zong Ming took out a pair of earphones from Sang Han's bag, handed one to Levi's, then turned on the audio to play at double speed, and quickly listened to all the interviews done yesterday.
Levi's was confused, put down the earphones and couldn't help asking Zong Ming: "Could it be the company's competitors who did it? It sounds like their competition is quite bloody."
"It's possible." Zong Ming said, "But it's also possible that they spoke so seriously in order to distance themselves from the relationship and focus on other companies. But don't forget, the two missing persons left the scene on their own. , the murderer probably used someone they were familiar with, or the murderer was someone they were familiar with."
"Could it be these people?" Levi asked, pointing to the transcript of the person in charge of the research institute, "This talent had quarreled with Han Botao over the use of the equipment, this person had argued with him about the project, yes, and this person named Zhao Yes, you are applying for young scientists together with Guan Jie and Han Botao, are you considered a competitor? I heard that the scientific research circle especially values this kind of award."
"Let me check these insiders." Zong Ming took out his mobile phone and Baidu checked the people proposed by the research institute, and suddenly said, "This is Zhao Yigang, and he has a daughter named Zhao Liangliang, is it the one that hosts Han Xiaodou? "
Li Weisi went over to look, and Zong Ming had already found Zhao Yigang's spouse. The woman in the photo was beautiful and capable, and she was a beautiful mother: "Yes, this Qiao Ran is a beautiful mother. I heard Han Xiaodou call her Aunt Qiao. "
"This person is also applying for young scientists. Han Botao is his strongest competitor. Although Guan Jie is not very competitive, but because he participated in this optoelectronic project, he has a lot of bonus points." Zong Ming said, "From the perspective of interest From a perspective, he has more motives than those who competed for projects and instruments, after all, those are in the past tense, and his is in the ongoing tense—the young scientist will evaluate after one month."
Levi nodded and said, "I just want to go to see Han Xiaodou today, otherwise I can pick a time to go after get off work, maybe I can meet Zhao Yigang and have a chat with him."
Zong Ming thought for a while, and said, "It's fine, you're not a policeman, and you don't have any evil spirits on you. Normal chatting shouldn't arouse his vigilance."
Levi's chicken blood was burning, and he said: "Then should I go to those companies in the afternoon? It stands to reason that they are more suspected than these people inside."
Zong Ming smiled: "Who do you think you are? Is the company so easy to visit? Without a certificate, you will not be able to pass the security check."
Levi's was a little disappointed.Zong Ming patted his head like a god, and said, "Don't worry, wait for the appointment. Didn't you hear that Sang Han said that the superior has already approved it? I guess the boss came here this afternoon for this matter."
Levi's cheered up a bit: "Did you mean 'Supplementary Investigation Section [-]'? Then you will be able to resume your job tomorrow?"
"It's not that simple." Zong Ming frowned, "The director has too much prejudice against me, and he must get a certificate from the hospital before I can be reinstated."
Orthopedics and cardiothoracic surgery are not a big problem, but Levi's is very worried about whether his brain can pass the test. Remembering that he asked for a psychological evaluation this morning, he asked: "Then can you get it? Can you pass the three trials?"
Zong Ming smiled charmingly, and said, "Brain surgery can only diagnose a slight abnormality in the neurons in my corpus callosum, which is not enough to prove that it has an impact on the brain. I have already done the neurology department yesterday. As for the psychology department... my psychology department... His qualifications are higher than that of the doctor who evaluated me, he only played what I left, understand?"
"...Can't you figure it out?"
"Don't imitate him!" Zong Ming said furiously.
Levi said with a smile: "I will warm you up in advance, he will come in the afternoon, you should accept the baptism of the seat!"
Zong Ming said with a serious face: "How can you talk to the leader? If you keep going up or down like this, I will deduct your salary!"
Levi's laughed loudly: "Then you can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow?"
"The day after tomorrow." Zong Ming said, "Come pick me up in the morning the day after tomorrow, don't drive your poor panda, you can't even stretch your legs!"
"How can I stretch it out?" Levi's was particularly defensive. Although he knew that his panda couldn't match his cross-country skills, he was still very upset. "My legs are longer than yours!"
Zong Ming gave a "hehe", straightened his left leg and said, "Let's compare!"
Levi stretched out his legs decisively, and the two of them carefully compared their right leg against their left leg, and it turned out that Levi's legs were a little bit longer.
"Do you know what long-legged Oppa is?" Levi said proudly, "My mother said that I have long legs since I was a child, and I have legs from the waist down!"
"..." Zong Ming said angrily, "Okay, you are all legs, you are a crab!"
Levi's laughed loudly and comforted him: "Don't get angry, your proportions are already very good. You have a long waist and good abs. You see, I can't get an eight-pack because my legs are too long. The abdominal muscles are so crowded that there is no place to grow..."
Zong Ming couldn't help laughing when he heard his serious nonsense, rubbed his head and said, "Shut up! Anyway, I won't ride in your panda, and drive the cross-country for me tomorrow!"
"You discriminate against national treasures, and I despise you on behalf of the Asian Conservation Association!" Levi shied away with his head in his arms.Zong Ming tilted his body on top of him, and the two 1.8-meter-high people rolled over on the narrow sofa and fell down together with a "boom".
The door opened, and Sang Han came in with big bags and small bags, and found that they were lying on the carpet one by one in strange positions, their paralyzed faces changed several times, and they silently took a step back and closed the door.
Levi's: "..."
Zong Ming: "..."
Boom boom boom!Sang Han knocked on the door: "Can I come in?"
Zong Ming: "Come in."
Levi's: "Wait a minute!"
"Let's get up first." Levi said sincerely, pushing the leader who was pressing on him.
Zong Ming said "Oh", as if he realized that he was suspected of prostitution in the daytime, got up, pulled Levi up, and said: "In the future, pay attention to the influence at work, and don't leave a psychological shadow on the children."
"..." Who did it first?Why do you want to steal my lines!
The author has something to say: Uncle Cat: The cute lotus hacker~
Sang Han: Don't call me White Lotus!
Uncle Cat: Do you know what Han means?
Sang Han: Knowing that you still take randomly!
Sang Han hugged his backpack and said blankly, "I need you for something."
"Is there anything I can't talk to over the phone?" Zong Ming was so kind as an elder, and he taught him earnestly, "You are still in school, and you are already a senior. How much will it delay your homework by flying around like this?"
"No." Sang Han said very seriously, "The homework is very simple, so there is no delay, but what you explained is a bit tricky, and it took me a lot of time."
"..." Zong Ming was at a loss for words for a moment.Levi's couldn't help laughing beside him, this straightforward slap in the face was a real hit!
Zong Ming noticed Levi's expression, gave him an unhappy stare, and asked Sang Han, "Have you found anything?"
Sang Han nodded, took out a rather bulky-looking notebook from her bag, and said, "It's all here, but I can't pass it on to you, you can only read it here."
Zong Ming seemed to have realized something, and Sang Han glanced at Levi's and said, "After what happened last time, my dad has monitored all the terminals under your name."
Levi understood that it was all caused by him when he ordered Omega to investigate Wu Manyi. If he had listened to Omega at that time, he would have deleted it after reading it. Now it would be inconvenient for Zongming to be a demon.
"Okay." Zong Ming didn't care much, sat on the sofa, hooked his fingers, "Let me see."
Sang Han moved uncomfortably to the side, keeping a distance from him as much as possible, holding the computer and shaking her head: "No, I have something to tell you, and I will show it to you after I finish."
"Then let's talk about it?" Zong Ming said helplessly, "I declare in advance that I will not do anything against your father. I have been begging him recently. If I offend him, I will be completely laid off."
Sang Han pursed her lips, stopped talking, and looked at him with an indescribably indifferent, pitiful and coquettish look.Zong Ming looked at him pitifully for a long time, but was helplessly defeated: "Okay, okay, tell me, as long as I don't offend your father to death, I will do what I can."
Levi's squatted by the side to watch the good show, and felt that these two people had a sense of CP, and they were much cuter than Zong Ming x Wu Manyi after they turned into women.
Immediately, I felt that my heart was too big, so YY's own husband is really a man?
Sang Han seemed a little happier when he got Zong Ming's guarantee. A smile appeared on his paralyzed face. He took out a folder from his backpack, opened it and handed it over, and took out a signature pen and stuffed it to Zong Ming: This is signed."
There are two thin sheets of paper in the folder, which are an internship application for a fourth-year student of the Public Security University. "Department of Information Security Engineering, Public Security University, Sang Han".
Zong Ming scanned the application with a frown, and asked, "Who gave you such a bad idea to come to me for an internship?"
Sang Han stretched out a finger and pointed at herself.
Zong Ming said: "I'm almost out of work, and I've been suspended until the end of time. How can I accept you?"
Sang Han waved her fingers and said, "Your application for resignation has been approved, and the establishment of the First Division of Extra-staff Investigation has also been approved, and it will be handed over to you this afternoon at the latest."
Zong Ming's eyes narrowed dangerously: "How dare you monitor your dad's computer? Why are you so mean? Your dad is full of state secrets. If you get caught, you'll be doomed for the rest of your life, understand?"
"Who can catch me?" Sang Han said seriously, "The thing you asked me to check yesterday was two levels higher than my dad's computer, so I checked it for you without saying anything."
Zong Ming: "..."
Slapped in the face again, Levi's mouth twitched as he watched from the side: Zong Ming's serious appearance looks like a leader, but it's a pity that the character design is too broken and not convincing at all!
"Don't worry." Sang Han saw that Zong Ming's face was a little ugly, and comforted him very considerately, "I have a sense of propriety, and I won't cause trouble. Everyone in the hacker industry knows that I have high standards for being a human being."
A brat talking about "the standard of being a man" here is also drunk.Levi felt that every sentence of their conversation was as embarrassing as if written by a neurotic screenwriter. He took out the fruit brought by Sang Han and said, "You talk, I'll wash some fruit." Then he hid in the bathroom and laughed "hehehe" 3 minute.
When they came out, the two were still confronting each other. Zong Ming said, "It's useless for me to sign your application. In the end, it will be handed over to your father. He won't approve it."
Sang Han said: "You find a way, I know you can persuade him."
Zong Ming said: "How can I convince him? I am the worst criminal under his command, and you are the only seedling in his [-]-acre field. This is an irreconcilable objective contradiction!"
Sang Han said with a serious face: "I have helped you with jobs since high school, big and small, hundreds of times, you can figure it out." Just like that, he became a bachelor willfully.
"..." Zong Ming looked at him with a gloomy face for a long time, and nodded his fingers, "You threatened me..." After pointing, he sighed, picked up the signature pen, signed the application, and threw it into his arms, "You just want to give me a few words?" Be a demon!"
Sang Han hugged the folder, couldn't help but burst into a small smile, looked sly and childish, handed him his computer, and said, "Look, you only have five hours, my dad has an afternoon flight, Landing at four o'clock, I have to leave before he gets to the hospital."
Zong Ming raised his forehead and said, "You monitored your dad's mobile phone? Called the satellite data in our bureau?"
Sang Han said nothing, expressing her acquiescence.Zong Ming sighed: "You are going to heaven..."
Sang Han said seriously: "Really? I'm much better than your former information officer, right?"
Zong Ming couldn't help but pat him: "You kid can't tell the difference between good and bad words?" He took out his credit card and threw it at him, "Go to the food street at the door and buy us some lunch when we come back. Hospital food is unpalatable."
Levi said hurriedly: "I'll go."
"Let him go." Zong Ming insisted, "We must create opportunities for the dead house to contact human society anytime and anywhere."
Sang Han gave him a particularly innocent look, took the credit card and left.
"Let's watch together." Zong Ming patted the sofa beside him.Levi sat down and asked, "Do you really want him to stay with you?"
"The information officer can work remotely, as long as he stays at the school." Zong Ming said, "That's fine. It's hard to find a better hacker than him. You don't know how many units are waiting to poach him. I I had concerns before, after all, he is the only son of the bureau, and now he has such a strong will, so there is nothing to consider."
"Is he good?" Levi asked. "Is he just a student?"
"He is one of the top three hackers in China." Zong Ming said, "When he was in the third year of high school, he participated in the famous Philippine challenge event. China and Russia jointly killed hacker alliances in other countries around the world. He was in charge of the Chinese side at that time. People, one person is responsible for more than half of the attack output." Pointing to the unremarkable and clumsy computer on the coffee table, "I'm putting this thing up for online auction now, and it sells for eight figures every minute."
"..." Levi once again felt that he was the only poor person left in the world.
"Hurry up and read it, and I will educate you about his glorious deeds some other day." Zong Ming turned on the computer, entered the password, and said, "Forget it, let him educate himself, or he will become dumb. This kid is a bit socially impaired. You are a professional, and you are free to help him."
Levi wanted to say that he only dealt with children under the age of seven, but since he had recently dealt with overage children like Zong Ming, it seemed that he didn't have to stick to his age in the future: "I'll try."
There is only one folder on the desktop of the notebook. When you click it, there are dense transcripts, forensic reports, recordings and videos, all of which have the same code at the end of the file name.
Levi knew that it was Captain Liu's record number for the disappearance of Guan Jie and Han Botao. In other words, these things were picked from Captain Liu.
I can't help but be in awe of the two-year-old boy - the hackers trained by the government are different, killing the Omega girl in seconds!
Zong Ming browsed through the transcript at his inhuman speed, and Levi’s hurried to get a general overview—Captain Liu and the others went to the Institute of Optoelectronics yesterday afternoon, asked several of Han Botao’s colleagues and students, and then went to I got to know the large-scale optoelectronic display company that commissioned the research and development, and got to know the situation of the project with the chief engineer of the other party.
The research institute provided Han Botao's detailed interpersonal network, including internal employees who competed with him, cooperative departments with which he had disputes, etc., and the company provided the names of several competitors.
Zong Ming took out a pair of earphones from Sang Han's bag, handed one to Levi's, then turned on the audio to play at double speed, and quickly listened to all the interviews done yesterday.
Levi's was confused, put down the earphones and couldn't help asking Zong Ming: "Could it be the company's competitors who did it? It sounds like their competition is quite bloody."
"It's possible." Zong Ming said, "But it's also possible that they spoke so seriously in order to distance themselves from the relationship and focus on other companies. But don't forget, the two missing persons left the scene on their own. , the murderer probably used someone they were familiar with, or the murderer was someone they were familiar with."
"Could it be these people?" Levi asked, pointing to the transcript of the person in charge of the research institute, "This talent had quarreled with Han Botao over the use of the equipment, this person had argued with him about the project, yes, and this person named Zhao Yes, you are applying for young scientists together with Guan Jie and Han Botao, are you considered a competitor? I heard that the scientific research circle especially values this kind of award."
"Let me check these insiders." Zong Ming took out his mobile phone and Baidu checked the people proposed by the research institute, and suddenly said, "This is Zhao Yigang, and he has a daughter named Zhao Liangliang, is it the one that hosts Han Xiaodou? "
Li Weisi went over to look, and Zong Ming had already found Zhao Yigang's spouse. The woman in the photo was beautiful and capable, and she was a beautiful mother: "Yes, this Qiao Ran is a beautiful mother. I heard Han Xiaodou call her Aunt Qiao. "
"This person is also applying for young scientists. Han Botao is his strongest competitor. Although Guan Jie is not very competitive, but because he participated in this optoelectronic project, he has a lot of bonus points." Zong Ming said, "From the perspective of interest From a perspective, he has more motives than those who competed for projects and instruments, after all, those are in the past tense, and his is in the ongoing tense—the young scientist will evaluate after one month."
Levi nodded and said, "I just want to go to see Han Xiaodou today, otherwise I can pick a time to go after get off work, maybe I can meet Zhao Yigang and have a chat with him."
Zong Ming thought for a while, and said, "It's fine, you're not a policeman, and you don't have any evil spirits on you. Normal chatting shouldn't arouse his vigilance."
Levi's chicken blood was burning, and he said: "Then should I go to those companies in the afternoon? It stands to reason that they are more suspected than these people inside."
Zong Ming smiled: "Who do you think you are? Is the company so easy to visit? Without a certificate, you will not be able to pass the security check."
Levi's was a little disappointed.Zong Ming patted his head like a god, and said, "Don't worry, wait for the appointment. Didn't you hear that Sang Han said that the superior has already approved it? I guess the boss came here this afternoon for this matter."
Levi's cheered up a bit: "Did you mean 'Supplementary Investigation Section [-]'? Then you will be able to resume your job tomorrow?"
"It's not that simple." Zong Ming frowned, "The director has too much prejudice against me, and he must get a certificate from the hospital before I can be reinstated."
Orthopedics and cardiothoracic surgery are not a big problem, but Levi's is very worried about whether his brain can pass the test. Remembering that he asked for a psychological evaluation this morning, he asked: "Then can you get it? Can you pass the three trials?"
Zong Ming smiled charmingly, and said, "Brain surgery can only diagnose a slight abnormality in the neurons in my corpus callosum, which is not enough to prove that it has an impact on the brain. I have already done the neurology department yesterday. As for the psychology department... my psychology department... His qualifications are higher than that of the doctor who evaluated me, he only played what I left, understand?"
"...Can't you figure it out?"
"Don't imitate him!" Zong Ming said furiously.
Levi said with a smile: "I will warm you up in advance, he will come in the afternoon, you should accept the baptism of the seat!"
Zong Ming said with a serious face: "How can you talk to the leader? If you keep going up or down like this, I will deduct your salary!"
Levi's laughed loudly: "Then you can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow?"
"The day after tomorrow." Zong Ming said, "Come pick me up in the morning the day after tomorrow, don't drive your poor panda, you can't even stretch your legs!"
"How can I stretch it out?" Levi's was particularly defensive. Although he knew that his panda couldn't match his cross-country skills, he was still very upset. "My legs are longer than yours!"
Zong Ming gave a "hehe", straightened his left leg and said, "Let's compare!"
Levi stretched out his legs decisively, and the two of them carefully compared their right leg against their left leg, and it turned out that Levi's legs were a little bit longer.
"Do you know what long-legged Oppa is?" Levi said proudly, "My mother said that I have long legs since I was a child, and I have legs from the waist down!"
"..." Zong Ming said angrily, "Okay, you are all legs, you are a crab!"
Levi's laughed loudly and comforted him: "Don't get angry, your proportions are already very good. You have a long waist and good abs. You see, I can't get an eight-pack because my legs are too long. The abdominal muscles are so crowded that there is no place to grow..."
Zong Ming couldn't help laughing when he heard his serious nonsense, rubbed his head and said, "Shut up! Anyway, I won't ride in your panda, and drive the cross-country for me tomorrow!"
"You discriminate against national treasures, and I despise you on behalf of the Asian Conservation Association!" Levi shied away with his head in his arms.Zong Ming tilted his body on top of him, and the two 1.8-meter-high people rolled over on the narrow sofa and fell down together with a "boom".
The door opened, and Sang Han came in with big bags and small bags, and found that they were lying on the carpet one by one in strange positions, their paralyzed faces changed several times, and they silently took a step back and closed the door.
Levi's: "..."
Zong Ming: "..."
Boom boom boom!Sang Han knocked on the door: "Can I come in?"
Zong Ming: "Come in."
Levi's: "Wait a minute!"
"Let's get up first." Levi said sincerely, pushing the leader who was pressing on him.
Zong Ming said "Oh", as if he realized that he was suspected of prostitution in the daytime, got up, pulled Levi up, and said: "In the future, pay attention to the influence at work, and don't leave a psychological shadow on the children."
"..." Who did it first?Why do you want to steal my lines!
The author has something to say: Uncle Cat: The cute lotus hacker~
Sang Han: Don't call me White Lotus!
Uncle Cat: Do you know what Han means?
Sang Han: Knowing that you still take randomly!
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