ex-husband high energy

Back at Stone Lake Farm, as usual, Patton obediently guarded the gate in the yard, while Rommel was wandering outside without a trace.

Levi cooked some dog food for Patton, and put some cat food in Rommel's food bowl, then went back to his room and bought a few electronic textbooks on criminal investigation in the online bookstore, and started his long evening self-study.

"General Introduction to Investigative Science", "On-Site Investigation", "Criminal Psychology"...Although each of them seems to be not long, it is extremely difficult to read because it involves a lot of theoretical knowledge. At this point, I barely understood chapters three or four.

The road to detective work is long and difficult...

He didn't eat dinner, and the afternoon tea has been digested. Levi's closed the e-book, yawned, and went to the kitchen on the first floor to make a supper for himself.At times like this, I miss Zong Ming's long-lived noodles and flat food. There is nothing more satisfying than soupy pasta on a cool summer night.

Dear leader, let's get rid of his brain surgeon as soon as possible, and come back to improve the meals of his subordinates.

Of course, Levi's cooking skills are also good. In a few minutes, he cooked himself a bowl of dragon beard vermicelli, served with poached eggs, lettuce and braised beef. It looked delicious and delicious.

While eating noodles, he opened WeChat and received seven or eight messages just after he went online.

【Madam, what are you doing? 】

[Ma'am, have you broken through the harem game? 】

[Ma'am, why haven't you been online for several days? 】

[Ma'am, have you had your water meter checked? 】

【…】

After reading Omega's message, Levi almost didn't recognize the word "wife": [I just came up, the boss has been sick for the past two days, and the hospital and the house are running around, so I don't have time to chat. 】

As expected of a human being living on the Internet, Omega replied in a second: [Madam, you are finally rough!I was scared to death, I thought you were cheated, and you have been squatting on that suspenseful forum for the past few days to see if there is any official person to check the situation! 】

It's really golden Ji Qing... Levi was a little moved: [I'm sorry to make you worry, I'm fine, I'm just a little busy. 】

Omega: [Hey, I've been squatting on the forum for a few days and it's quite interesting, I'm a little in love with suspense. 】

Levi thought for a while, and sent her the ID he bought for 800 yuan: [This ID is given to you, it is easier to use than a new account, and you can pretend to be aggressive in it. 】

【Wow, great!Blue gold VIP account!Ma'am, you are amazing, you must be a master of suspense, right?Why haven't I seen you write suspenseful essays before? 】

Levi's almost spit out a mouthful of dried noodles, and swallowed the noodles while beating his chest, and replied: [The suspense is too brain-intensive, I can't write.This account was bought with money, so you can keep it, anyway, I don't have time to use it recently. 】

【Thank you ma'am, I'll use it first, don't change the password, just take it back when you use it. 】

Levi returned an "OK" gesture, and Omega spun around in circles, and asked again: [Madam, have you broken through the harem game? 】

[Pierce through. 】Speaking of this Levi's is really hard to describe. When he was urging Zong Ming to do his rehabilitation these two days, he squatted beside him and played harem games. Well, I studied seven or eight kinds of abortion drugs alone, and finally killed all the concubines, and successfully made the emperor die.

In the final battle, he framed the queen and put her in the cold palace. He bribed an eunuch and strangled her to death with a three-foot white silk. He thought that his next step would be to become the queen, give birth to a prince, and share the country with the emperor. Who knew that the next day the emperor would... After his death, the clan unanimously decided to adopt a son as emperor for him.

So after a long battle in the palace, he failed to be the mother of the world. Instead, he listened to the government behind the curtain and became a kind queen mother.

This ending is too bad...

After listening to Levi's complaints, the Omega girl copied a hundred "hahahaha" for him, and gave him a laughing and crying emoji.Levi sighed: [The game in the harem is too horrible. It turns out that the winner of the palace fight is not the queen, but the queen mother. I am really enlightened. 】

Omega said: [Madam, you have already enlightened, so when will you open a new article? 】

Levi's thought for a while, and sent a nose-picking expression: [I'm a little ready to move when you say it. It's better to hit the sun than to pick the sun, and it's better to hit the sun than today. 】

Omega made a stunned expression, full of chicken blood: [Hurry up, hurry up, I'm going to give my wife a reward! 】

After drinking the last sip of noodle soup, Levi disappeared from his drowsiness. Feeling full of red and blue, he was ready to fight, so he opened his notebook and wrote the essay on destroying Sanguan Gongdou Baihe on the spot in the restaurant.

That's right, the great dad didn't lie, he is really a writer, even though he only writes web articles, and even though he writes Lily Wen, a niche among the niche in the web, he is really a writer!

The opportunity for this matter dates back to six years ago, when he was in high school.

As a standard Chinese ABC, although Levi was born in Chinatown and grew up in a Chinese restaurant, but because he has not undergone systematic language training, he has been able to speak Chinese but not write.One day, his nostalgic grandmother suddenly discovered that her lovely grandson couldn't even write Chinese characters properly. She deeply felt sorry for her dead wife, so she bought a full set of Chinese textbooks and began to supplement Levi's Chinese.

The highest state of learning characters, of course, is application, so during that time, in addition to a copybook by Yan Zhenqing every night, Levi was also ordered to write a composition of no less than [-] words.

"My Mom", "My Grandmother", "My Scumbag"... After writing more than a dozen traditional Chinese composition topics, Levi found that these things were all routines, with no cuteness, and lack of long-term persistence The motivation to go on, I decided to write a long novel on a whim!

For a 16-year-old straight boy who is in the turmoil of puberty, the thing that raises his adrenaline the most is naturally a cute girl. Although Levi's emotionally matures late and is very cowardly, YY's ability is very powerful. Yes, so the protagonists and supporting roles in his first novel, as well as the supporting roles, are all cute girls.

It's just so obscene!

At the beginning, he just insisted on learning Chinese, but who knew that he would have readers as he wrote it. A well-informed colleague told him that the subject he wrote was called "Lily Essay", although it has not yet appeared in the text. Ji Qing, but since there are no male protagonists, supporting actors and male counterparts, it is inevitable that girls and girls will get together in the future.

In this way, Levi's opened the door to a new world, Googled "GL", and immediately decided to change the follow-up plot of his debut novel to a girl and a girl falling in love and having sex.

Probably because he is a relatively long-term person. This article has been written for a year and a half. From the beginning, there were many typos and word order confusion, and then the writing was smooth and cute, and gradually he got started writing it. He just attracted a lot of votes. fan!

Later, someone suggested that he develop professionally, so he took Lei Potian's transvestite pseudonym "Xuanyuan Piaopiao" and moved his article from a small Chinese forum in the United States to the largest one in China. The gathering place of Lily Literature——Jinjiang Literature City.

Others spend tens of thousands of dollars to enroll in a language school to learn Chinese, but he didn't spend a penny, and earned more than 20 in a few years.

Life is so unpredictable.

The year before last, a rich second generation—an Omega girl named Resistor on the Internet—became his diehard fan and threatened to make his essay into a big movie.But since Levi’s previous writings were all sci-fi novels, which were not easy to shoot, she recommended him a bunch of Gongdou materials and Gongdou games, and suggested that he write a Gongdou Baihe article. It is said that this subject is particularly easy to pass the review .

Levi's has been inking for more than half a year, and finally started to write tonight. I finished Chapter 1 of "My Mother Loves the World" in one go, and I was so touched that I felt refreshed.Just after the publication, there was a "ding dong" sound on WeChat, and Miss Omega sent a congratulatory message: [The new article is so cute, come on madam! 】

Levi's made a shy expression, and Omega said: [When this article is finished, my wife will write a suspenseful one. I've recently been on the suspenseful forum, and I'm a bit cute on female detectives VS female killers! 】

The cuteness of a woman drifts so quickly... Levi made up the CP she said, and it automatically brought Zong Ming and Wu Manyi into it, and suddenly felt that the whole person was not good, and Zong Ming turned into a woman in his brain ... It's even worse.

[Let’s finish writing this article first. ] Levi said, [I just finished playing the harem game, it's so cute, I can probably write 200 million words hahahaha. 】

[Go madam! 】Omega said, 【I’m starting to save pocket money now, and it’s estimated that after you finish writing, you can save 2000 million, and then you can ask my dad for some investment to make a big movie! 】

[…] Levi feels that he is the only poor person left in the world, because Mao and his group are richer than the other, either buying helicopters or making big movies!

[Madam, please save some manuscripts, don't stop updating. 】Omega said, 【I'll go browse the forum for a while.Hey——that great master named Alpha is so powerful, every time he analyzes the case, he takes a slanted edge, but it is very reasonable, I want to give birth to him a monkey! 】

Levi's has become accustomed to her lack of integrity, and said: [You are so cute, take my blue and gold VIP to hook up and try it out, bless you~]

Omega sent a blushing and running away expression, and said: [Madam, don't be jealous, you are my main palace, God Alpha is at best a talented person.Don't bother you to save the manuscript, save it and go to bed early, too late is not good for the skin, and I can't find a boyfriend. 】

Levi's looked up to the sky and sighed. Strictly speaking, he would have a husband soon, so what would he do with a boyfriend hahahahaha... After replying Omega with a "goodbye", he closed WeChat, saved more than 1000 words and went to sleep.

Early the next morning, Levi drove his auspicious panda to the hospital to see Zong Ming.

In the morning, it was rehabilitation as usual, and then Zong Ming was sent to the psychiatry department for evaluation—this was his own request, and he probably felt that delaying it would not be conducive to getting the letter of appointment, so he decided to take the initiative to fool the psychiatrist .

Levi was waiting for him in the ward. He was lying on the sofa reading the criminal investigation textbook he bought last night when he had nothing to do. Suddenly, he felt two sharp eyes on him like searchlights. When he looked up, he saw the door of the ward. Stand alone.

I don't know when this person came in, but Levi didn't hear the door at all.

It was a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old, tall and thin, with fair skin, wearing a white shirt and jeans, carrying a big backpack, and carrying a bag of fruit in his hand.

Levi thought he looked very familiar at the first sight, and after a while in his mind, he realized that he and Sang Guoting were four or five points similar in appearance, only more delicate and fairer.

"Where's Zong Ming?" The young man asked Levi's indifferently.

"Going for a checkup." Levi stood up, "Are you...?"

The young man looked around, sized Levi up and down with critical eyes, and asked, "Are you Zong Ming's fiancé?"

"..." Levi had a little guess about his identity, and said, "My name is Levi, what's your last name?"

The boy put the fruit in his hand on the tea table and said, "My name is Sang Han."

Levi's came to a sudden: "You and Sang Ju are..."

"He's my father." Sang Han's facial paralysis was very serious at a young age, and she didn't look people in the eye when she spoke. "When will Zong Ming come back? I just asked for a day off, and I have to fly back to school in the afternoon."

Levi's looked at his watch and said, "I'll be back soon, wait another quarter of an hour." Pointing to the sofa, "Sit and wait, do you want some water? Shall I make you a cup of tea?"

Sang Han hesitated, and sat down at the end far away from him.Levi felt that he seemed to be a little socially phobic. In order to make him feel better, he dragged a chair to sit by the window and asked, "Which school are you from? What can I do here to find Zong Ming?"

Sang Han visibly relaxed after distanced himself from the stranger, hugged his heavy backpack, and said, "Public Security University. He asked me to check things yesterday. I have something I want to talk to him about."

Levi's was so enlightened, no wonder Zong Ming said that he wanted to find someone who Sang Guoting could not find or offend to help him investigate the case. For a hard-working father, there are more problems than social barriers, secondary illness and the police Is the college son a more lethal opponent?

Zong Ming is so good at being a monster, every step is a trap...

The author has something to say: Zong Ming: What is "female body"?

Uncle Cat: Refer to Superman and Supergirl.

Zong Ming: Slowly spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Levi's: Report, I want to change my pseudonym!

Uncle Cat: Hello Xuanyuan Piaopiao, goodbye Xuanyuan Piaopiao!