Tang Seng is a cook

Hongye led a group of small children, and they were sleeping on the big bed in a mess. Zhuang Fan thought that he would get up early all the time, and it was rare for them to get a full sleep, so he didn't call them. When the traders came, he ran around to support them .

On the contrary, the monkey was worried about Master, and hung lazily on Master's back, with sleepy eyes, neither going back to sleep nor waking up, just laying on Zhuang Fan's body in a daze.

Zhuang Fan had no shortage of gold, but he was eager to buy it. Those merchants were very happy to see that the holy monk was extravagant and did not rely on his status to force down the price. Zhuang Fan also found many useful ones, so he was not stingy.

Zhuang Fan spent the gold leaves one by one without any distress, thinking that the money spent was his salary.

Datang's best express delivery, high risk, high income!

In return... a group of leather children!

They delivered the goods to the door, and Zhuang Fan received and ordered the goods on the spot, settled on the spot, and took a charcoal pen to write and draw in Arabic numerals. It was not bad at all, and it didn't delay things.

Everything has been bought, but there are still vendors who heard the news and came one after another. Zhuang Fan wanted to take another look because everyone came, maybe he had something else in his mind?

The monkey holding a fruit and chewing on it followed the master, and secretly tugged on his sleeve. Zhuang Fan lowered his head, and the monkey waved his hand. Zhuang Fan passed his ear to him, and his apprentice said, "Master, don't buy it, let's buy it." Out of money?"

ha?

Zhuang Fan asked in surprise: "One is gone?"

The monkey twitched, took out the gold and shook it, saying: "There are only these two left!"

Eight sheets of gold fluttered lightly and thinly, looking pitiful.

Zhuang Fanxin said, the salary is still not high, and next time I see Guanyin, I have to ask him to give me more meal allowances for my children.

All his apprentices can eat it!

I had no choice but to go out the gate, and apologized to the merchants who rushed to line up after hearing the news. When I came back, I closed the courtyard door, rolled up my sleeves, and prepared to start pretending.

The monkey stopped him and said, "Master, you haven't eaten breakfast or lunch, are you hungry?"

Zhuang Fan slapped his forehead, oops, and said, "Forgot!" He lifted his feet and walked to the small kitchen to cook.

Then asked, "Where are those? Still sleeping?"

The monkey smiled and said: "How can it be, I woke up hungry in the morning!"

Zhuang Fan wondered, "Then why didn't I hear anything?"

Usually, when rushing on the road, if Hongye was hungry, she would have yelled so loudly that the crows flying in mid-air would be frightened to stagger.

While gnawing on the fruit, the monkey said calmly, "The king came early in the morning to invite everyone to dinner. As soon as the eldest brother heard this, he led them all into the palace."

Zhuang Fanxin said, why doesn't it sound wonderful?

Asked, "Go and never come back?"

The monkey said: "I came back after I was full, and then said I wanted to go shopping. Seeing that the master was still busy, they all ran away again!"

Zhuang Fan rubbed the little monkey's hairy head, and said, "Wukong is the most caring! What did you eat this morning?"

The monkey said pitifully: "Guo Guo Guo Guo..." The fruit is full!Teeth are getting sore.

Zhuang Fan picked up the little chubby monkey, kissed it, and laughed loudly: "If you want to eat, master will make it for you!"

The master and the apprentice happily ate a brunch that was neither too early nor too late.

After dinner, while they were packing their things, Hongye proudly hugged Honghaier, led a group of children, and jumped in from the side courtyard wall.

Zhuang Fan looked at the corners of his eyes and twitched, picked up the bamboo board and said, "Why don't you go through the gate!"

How dare you jump over the courtyard wall, who did you learn from!

The monkey hurriedly stopped him and said, "Master, this is your idea!"

Zhuang Fan looked blank, "What?"

The monkey said, "They wanted to go out with the officials sent by the queen in the morning, but the door was crowded with people and they couldn't get through. We can't squeeze with those women either. It doesn't matter who is at a disadvantage and who has an advantage. The elder brother came to look for you, thinking I told you to yell to drive them away a little bit, but at that time, Master, you were settling accounts, and you didn't even raise your head, so tell the elder brother to tell him to jump over the wall..." It was convenient, and I didn't bother you twice.

Zhuang Fan covered his cheeks, his teeth hurt!

You have to pay attention in the future, what kind of bad ideas are coming out of this!

Hongye hugged her apprentice and pretended to be pitiful, and said aggrievedly: "Uncle, from now on we will dance if you ask us to, and we won't dance if you don't, okay?"

Zhuang Fan couldn't help but smile, and said: "Okay, it's my fault, I won't scold you, come here, what did you go to buy in the street?"

Hongye stood still and didn't dare to move, and said cautiously: "There are too many women on the street, we dare not go shopping..."

Zhuang Fan looked at his guilty look, and saw that the younger ones were too shy to come over, so he couldn't help his veins twitching, and said, "Finally, where did you go? I'm not angry!"

Hongye grinningly took out a jar from her sleeve, and said, "We're just strolling around, guess what, accidentally caught a fairy!"

In that crystal jar, there is a big scorpion that has always been shiny black, its tail hooked upside down, gleaming coldly, and it is poking at the bottom of the jar.

Zhuang Fan was so angry that he was so angry that although he knew that these monkeys in front of him were all highly skilled, and it would be easy to clean up a goblin if they met them, but this was too reckless. A large group of people, small and small, weak and weak, what if there is a slight mistake?

With a wave of the small bamboo board, "Copy the book!"

Howling all over the place!

Zhuang Fan snorted coldly, not softening his heart at all.

Wu Wang came to hug his thigh, "Master, it was when the queen invited the eldest brother to dinner. Speaking of it, I never knew that there were goblins around them. Her female official was also knocked out, and she is also sick today. The queen is sorry for what happened yesterday. I came here to apologize to the elder brother and Hong Haier. We think that we should take a meal with her and check for her if the surrounding area is quiet or not."

Hong Ye also said: "That's right, that's right, we are also eliminating harm for the people!"

Wuyou said: "Daddy, you don't know, this goblin is very vicious, we didn't intend to catch her, but when we went to her house, we heard that she was secretly plotting to snatch a master's apprentice and tie her back to be her husband." What!" If the goblin was honest, they wouldn't do it either.

Bajie also hummed twice.

Zhuang Fan was dumbfounded: "What? Robbing my apprentice?" Isn't it customary to snatch Tang Seng?

The frustrated teacher asked, "Who are they trying to rob?"

Hong Ye puffed out her chest, and said triumphantly, "They say they want to snatch the young man in red, so I guess it's me!"

Wu Wang went on to say: "They say they want to snatch a young man in white, I guess it's me!"

Honghaier and Wuyou rolled their eyes at the same time, and said in unison: "Idiot! What is there to be proud of!"

After the two novels were finished, they looked at each other blankly, then turned their heads together, "Hmph!"

The old father was very shocked, and he muttered to himself: "Could it be that I am no longer popular with the female fairies because of my dark complexion?" Or was it the murderous reputation?

As soon as he said this, Guanyin, who was standing behind him and came to give Zhuang Fan gold, was so angry that his face turned black, and he said coldly, "What's the matter? Do you still want the fairies to surround you?"

Zhuang Fan trembled in fright, looked back, and saw Guanyin in a white dress and a jade crown standing there with an unfriendly expression, and immediately said happily: "Ah, why are you here? Are you still thinking about you today?" Thinking You have to pay me!

When Guanyin heard this, the angry little flame in his heart went out with a "swoosh".

He blushed, coughed, and muttered, "Why do you miss me?"

Zhuang Fan didn't pay attention, he turned his head and shouted to those monkeys who were about to sneak away: "Go back to your room and do your homework!"

Those few trembled all over, and entered the room listlessly.

Seeing the Bodhisattva coming, the monkey hurriedly came over to salute, and said, "Master, go and sit down and talk to the Bodhisattva for a while. I will pretend these things, and I will do it too!"

Zhuang Fan followed everything and led the Bodhisattva to sit on the wooden bed under the shade of the tree.

Zhuang Fan poured water for Guanyin and asked curiously: "I haven't seen you wearing women's clothes for a long time, and you won't change back in the future?" Anyway, women's clothes are gauze skirts, and men's clothes are worn in summer, with three layers inside and outside. It's just right, isn't it hot?

Guanyin blushed, and said, "Which one do you think looks better?"

Zhuang Fan just laughed, handed him the water glass and said, "They all look good, which one do you like?"

Guanyin drank the water with her head down, but she didn't say the words "I will like whichever you like".

Zhuang Fan asked him, "Why did you come this time? But something happened?"

Guanyin coughed, and said in her heart, is she afraid that you will be abducted by the female goblin!Sitting and chatting with the queen in the middle of the night without sleeping!snort!I've come here and I'm still thinking about what's going on with the banshee!hum!

He said: "It's not that I see that you have no money, so I came here to give you some!"

Another storage bag was handed over.

Zhuang Fan took it, opened it, and saw that it was full of gold leaves, silver ingots and copper plates. He was surprised and said, "Why are you so full? Where did you come from? Are you troublesome?"

Guanyin calmly said: "What's the trouble? I was too anxious last time, so I asked the land to dig unrefined gold mines for you!" Then said, "Did you spend all your money today?"

Zhuang Fan happily hung the storage bag on his waist, and said cheerfully: "No, I don't have any money in my hand, and I feel panicked. I'm worried, so you're here!"

He smiled and complimented: "There is no better Bodhisattva than you!"

Guanyin only felt her little heart beating non-stop, so she forced herself to be calm and said, "What are you drinking? It tastes bitter?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Oh, it's not hot, I made some lotus leaf tea to relieve the heat."

He said again: "You are not used to drinking, I'll get you some water."

Guanyin didn't say a word, watched him busy, took the water and said: "I have some good lotus leaves in the lotus pond, next time I come, how many can I bring you?"

Zhuang Fan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said: "That's great, if you have good lotus seeds, give me some too?" He hesitated and said: "Will it not be enough?"

Avalokitesvara laughed and said, "Whoever dares to rob me won't succeed, next time I get lotus seeds, I'll give them all to you!"

Zhuang Fan was very embarrassed, and he had nothing to say: "Is your lotus pond big? Isn't the flower beautiful when it's in bloom?"

Guanyin was silent for a moment, raised his head, looked at him strangely, and said, "It's not very big, it's smaller than the one in Lingshan, and every time it blooms, it's beautiful! Do you want to go and see it?"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "I'm a mortal, how can I have the chance to go to that fairy mansion!"

Guanyin said softly: "As long as you are willing to go, if you have the opportunity, you can go of course!"

Zhuang Fan grinned and said: "Okay, I am willing to go!" Who wouldn't want a day trip to the Immortal's house!

Guanyin said very seriously: "Since you said you are willing to go, don't go back on your word! Don't lie to me either!"

Seeing his seriousness, Zhuang Fan said, "Success! I'm hooking you up!" They are all children!

Avalokitesvara asked in surprise, "What hook?"

Zhuang Fan took his hand, put up his little finger, hooked it with his own, and pulled it back and forth, saying: "Hanging on the hook, 100 years, no change! Last stamp!"

Putting down his hands, he patted Guanyin on the shoulder, and said: "Look, I've hooked up with you, this matter is settled, I won't lie to you again!"

Avalokitesvara held her right hand, feeling that it was on fire, with tears in her eyes, she held back her trembling voice and said, "100 years is too little!"

Zhuang Fan was cheerful, and said the same words: "I am a mortal, and it is amazing that I can live for 100 years."

Avalokitesvara lowered her head, thinking of his tenth reincarnation, unable to turn back, couldn't help feeling sour, her white sleeves "clicked" and got wet.

The two were talking, only to hear ghosts and wolves howling suddenly in the main room. Zhuang Fan trembled in fright, and hurriedly got up to look. Guanyin wiped away his tears secretly while he was not paying attention, and followed.

It turned out that everyone was writing and memorizing their homework. Bajie, a little fat pig, was boring. He was running and playing on the ground, and accidentally bumped into the crystal jar containing the scorpion essence. The scorpion essence was so powerful that a hole had been drilled out of the jar. , Bajie's pink and white piggy nose was being bitten.

The little pig was in so much pain that he kept screaming, but it made everyone realize that something was wrong, and he didn't let the goblin go away.

Waiting for Hongye to wrap the crystal jar into a ball with fine branches, Bajie was still lying in the arms of the second senior brother crying lazily, and the little pig's mouth was so swollen that it frightened Zhuang Fan!

Zhuang Fan felt numb and asked Guanyin, "What should I do?"

Hongye said beside him: "Let me try!"

Squeezed a drop of green ginseng fruit tree essence and dripped it on Bajie's nose.

not useful!

Hongye suddenly wondered, this juice has always been able to cure all kinds of poisons, why is it ineffective today?

Bajie was not cured, and he took the lead in capturing this goblin again, Hongye felt a little guilty, secretly looked at Guanyin, and winked and asked him to come out.

Avalokitesvara sneered, and let out a loud voice: "One thing drops one thing, this one can only go to the Pleiades Star Officer!"

The monkey said, "Then shall I carry Bajie?"

Guanyin said, "Bajie is not easy to move, I am here, you go and come back quickly, just invite Ang Ri Xingguan here!"

After hearing this, Wukong felt a little relieved, and said to the Bodhisattva, "Thank you!" He turned around and drove away on the cloud.

Later, he really brought the Pleiades star official, the star official was really the nemesis of the scorpion spirit, but after touching and blowing, Bajie's nose was all healed, and the little pig was already tired after crying for a long time , sobbed twice, nestled in the arms of the master and fell into a deep sleep.

Only then did Zhuang Fan feel relieved, thanked the star official with all his disciples, and said: "This scorpion spirit is fierce, I dare not send it to Huangfeng Cave, I wonder if the star official can take it away?"

Seeing the scorpion tail protruding from the densely packed wooden ball, Pleiades Star Officer said with a smile: "It's not difficult, don't worry, the holy monk will give this little monster to me!"

Zhuang Fan glanced at Hongye who was carrying a wooden ball, Hongye obediently handed it over, and said, "Baby, you have to return this ball to me later!"

The star officer Pleiades said with a smile, "I will send it back tomorrow!" He bid farewell to everyone, and returned to the heaven with the scorpion essence.

After the work was over, everyone started working again.

The red boy who had been holding back all this time and didn't dare to speak whispered: "Master, you still want a ball!"

Hongye showed off proudly: "Tsk, I don't know, master is so precious! Don't talk about such a big ball, it's a small piece, and if you take it out, thousands of people will fight for it!"

After hearing this, Hong Haier hurriedly said: "Master, I want those fun ones, you are so rich, hurry up and buy them for me!"

Hongye wailed falsely and said, "Master has no cash, so I can only sell Master for money, and then Master will buy you everything!"

Red Boy squeezed his master's face with both hands, and said in disgust, "I'm crying so badly, I don't want anything!"

Hong Ye smiled and tweeted at his chubby face, "My apprentice is really good!"

The master and apprentice hugged each other affectionately and laughed.

Guanyin was dumbfounded, thinking that this is the violent little fat red boy?This is the red leaf ancestor?

People are set to collapse!He doesn't accept it!

Seeing him in a daze and not speaking, Zhuang Fan said, "But tired? You go back first, we should go too!"

Guanyin looked at the sky, the sun was about to set, frowned and said, "Don't be in a hurry, it's already dark now."

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "We're going to leave secretly. If we leave tomorrow with great fanfare, we might not be able to make it. It's not good to dawdle."

Guanyin was satisfied after hearing this, and said: "Then I will go first, don't worry about the money, and don't be reluctant to spend it, the journey is hard, you should eat, you should drink, don't lose yourself... and your children!"

Zhuang Fan said: "Got it!" He said it in his heart, it seems that his position is indeed a high salary and he did not run away!

Guanyin said again: "That's nothing else, I'll go first!"

Zhuang Fan remembered, grabbed him and said, "Ah, wait!"

The Bodhisattva turned back and said, "I haven't left yet, let's go."

Zhuang Fan smiled embarrassingly, and said: "The queen begged me for a son, she said she wanted a boy with a purple body, and wanted to find a wise king for this daughter country to protect the people here, slowly Balance the yin and yang here, and let them live in harmony, so that they can enjoy the family relationship between father and daughter, the love between husband and wife, and the love between mother and child in their lifetime. I thought, it is your job to give birth to a child. Look, can you Can't help them?"

Guanyin shook her head and sighed: "You don't know, the citizens of this daughter country are all women who are willing to live here, but anyone who has a little expectation for what you said has already left and never lingered here. Besides, the king of the daughter country , I don’t know how many dynasties have changed, and there have been times when the king’s family moved. The new kings are all women who voluntarily stay and take up this responsibility. The king of the daughter country was young and naive. Gradually, she will naturally understand that this daughter country is a piece of paradise for the citizens living here, and there is no need to change it. Most of them are hurt women who do not need men and resist men. This daughter The country is their last place of protection. Perhaps, only she, who is firmly trapped by the responsibilities of her family and country, is the only person in the whole country who wants to change!"

After Zhuang Fan heard this, he was speechless in a daze.

Guanyin patted him on the shoulder and said: "Everyone has his own way to go, don't worry."

Zhuang Fan looked up at Guanyin, saw his concerned face, forced a smile and said, "I just feel a little sad." He didn't know what to say.

Guanyin sighed, saying that he was still so soft-hearted, rubbed his hairy head, and said: "Don't be sad, hurry up, wait until the west sky is over, I invite you to visit the South China Sea, okay? "

Zhuang Fan sniffled and said, "Then I want to drink lotus seed porridge." Suddenly he wanted to let go.

Avalokitesvara laughed and said, "Ask Dragon Girl to make it for you!" Then he said, "Eat dinner here before leaving. The outside is rough and you can't stop eating."

Zhuang Fan nodded in agreement, and said, "Then why don't you stay and have dinner before returning?"

Avalokitesvara said: "No, I don't want to delay for too long. Seeing that the disciples are looking for me, I really left."

The two waved goodbye, and the younger ones were lying by the door watching, Wuyou murmured in a low voice: "Why do I feel that the atmosphere between Daddy and Uncle Shi is not right?"

Wu Wang whispered: "Where is the atmosphere wrong? The atmosphere is good! You are too young to understand anything! Don't talk!"

Seeing that Guanyin was gone, Jixiao hurriedly huffed and dispersed, pretending to do something awkwardly.

Zhuang Fan clapped his hands and said: "Everyone is here, gather in the courtyard!"

From Hongye to Wuyou, they rushed out of the house and stood up according to their size.

Zhuang Fan saw that Hongye and Honghaier looked like conjoined twins, so he panicked and pointed at them and said, "Can't Honghaier go? Can't go? Or can't you go? You hold me every day." ? Put it down! If you hug him again, I will slap your palm!"

Hongye was shocked, and quickly put the apprentice on the ground.Honghaier walked slowly to the end of the line, saw that Wuyou was there, couldn't help snorting, and stood next to Wuyou.

When the team is complete, Zhuang Fan said: "Let's go the same way later, Bajie and Wukong bring caramel cakes, Hongye takes Honghaier and Wuyou, Wuwang takes me, stealth from the sky, don't make a sound , keep going west!"

Then he asked Wukong, "Master told you to check out the accommodation on the west side yesterday, are you looking forward to it?"

Wukong said: "Take a good look at Master, I also made a mark, when we arrive, we can see it at a glance!"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "Okay, wait until it gets dark and then set off. Now, let's eat first!"

Today I bought a lot of fresh vegetables, eggs and bean products, Zhuang Fan picked them out and put them aside a long time ago. I still have enough time, so I went to the kitchen to cook a good meal!

Garlic greens, Yipin dried tofu, cold salad, fried tofu, steamed eggs, mushroom soup... There are more than a dozen dishes, a table is full, with delicious white rice, and the six little ones ate again A yo full.

Wu You lay on the wooden bed in the courtyard with his stomach in his arms, stared blankly at the sky, and hummed, "Daddy, don't leave today, I can't move!"

The other few also moved over with their stomachs shy, and they all lay flat and said: "Yes, it's really too bad!"

Hong Haier imitated his master, snorted a little, and muttered to himself: "I'm sleepy, I fell asleep!"

Seeing Zhuang Fan was both angry and funny.

The master and apprentice were rushing on the way to the west, but a vicious visitor came to the Huaguo Mountain, the hometown of the Great Sage.