Tang Seng is a cook

All of them fell to their knees in the courtyard!

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, wanted to help him, but also thought about the difference between men and women, so which one is the song?

Ask him for a child?

Isn't that the work of Guanyin?

Is it possible that there are also "Hong Kong ladies" here?

Zhuang Fan bent down and said: "Female benefactor, don't be like this, get up and talk, we have something to talk about!"

The queen knelt down, looked mournful, raised her face and begged, "I only ask for a son! If the holy monk doesn't agree, hiccup..."

He rolled his eyes, tilted his body, and passed out!

Those palace maids hurriedly came to help, but some of them looked up, and they also groaned, trembling all over, and fell limp on the ground.

Zhuang Fan was startled when he saw people dizzy, and seeing that their eyes were not in the right direction, he turned around and said, drink!

There are several firefly sacs floating behind his head, each of different sizes. In the middle of the night, the moonlight is cool and the vision is still clear. These green things are floating in the yard, like will-o'-the-wisps. He took a sudden look Everyone was shocked, let alone these girls?

Zhuang Fan felt that there was a small flame on the top of his head, hey!It's on!

So angry!

I really want to bring these monkeys over and spank their butts!

Suppressing his anger, Zhuang Fan shouted: "Wukong?" He was so frightened that he fainted, and he had to lead the child to apologize to others.

The monkey's aggrieved voice came: "Master, it wasn't me, it was the elder brother who did it! Mine was smashed by him!" The fireflies were snatched away!

Wu Wang also echoed: "Yes, yes!" Immediately afterwards, there was an ouch, and he must have been beaten to death.

The veins on Zhuang Fan's forehead popped a few times, and he shouted, "Hongye, come here too!"

Hong Ye hurriedly hugged Hong Boy into her arms, moved it over, and said aggrievedly: "Master, it's Hong Boy who wants to play!" He was just trying to be a good master!real!

Red Boy rolled his eyes high and remained silent. He, his apprentice, was probably specially used by the master to take the blame.

Zhuang Fan rubbed his forehead, turned around, and was about to speak, but saw a maid next to the benefactor, jumped so high, rushed towards the red leaves, her arms stretched out, as if she wanted to catch the red boy !

Wukong was walking behind the red leaves, when this person moved, his nose sniffed, his eyebrows stood upright, and his eyes immediately stood up: "Not good! There is a monster!"

The monkey didn't care about his elder brother, his master and his apprentice, one of them jumped up into the air, jumped to Zhuang Fan's side, jumped again, and carried the master back to the side of the wooden bed.

At this time, only two sounds of "Kang Dang!" and "Oops!" came from the door, and the monkey turned his head to see that it was his elder brother Hong Ye, who stretched out a kick, and kicked the court lady flying towards him ruthlessly and accurately.

The palace maid flew out and bumped into the tightly closed black lacquered wooden door. She couldn't make out the impact clearly. She groaned twice, struggled to get up, and changed into a Taoist priest with red hair and red beard. The hook, without further ado, hit it as soon as it comes up.

Hongye got angry and shouted: "Who are you! Why are you robbing my apprentice!?"

The Taoist attacked with all his strength, but didn't answer, just looked at Honghai'er without hurting him.

Hong Ye hugged her apprentice, only supporting him with one hand, she didn't use any strength, after a few rounds like this, when she saw that Taoist's morale was weak, she knew that this person was not very capable, she just rolled up her sleeves and got used to him On the ground, he stepped on his foot, and said coldly: "Say! Who sent you to rob people! Why are you robbing my apprentice?"

With great force under his feet, the Taoist priest rolled his eyes.

Honghaier whispered: "Master, you trampled him to death!" Only then did Hongye withdraw some strength.

The Taoist gasped for breath, seeing that he was defeated, he didn't beg for mercy, he was still very stubborn, and cursed: "Which one is your apprentice! The red boy is my nephew! I am the true fairy Xieyang Mountain, My brother Niu Mowang sent a letter yesterday, saying that Tang Sanzang had abducted my nephew, Hong Haier, and asked me to rob his house! I searched for an opportunity to enter the palace, pretending to be a palace lady, and persuaded the queen to come here, and entered under the guise of a dragon. I got you, just to bring my nephew home! You brat, a scumbag master! Your heart is too big, you can’t resist the sky! If you are sensible, let my uncle and nephew go!"

Swearing, can't stop talking.

As soon as the words came out, everyone was stunned, Hongye hugged Hongbai, the master and apprentice looked at each other in dismay, Hongye's eyes turned red, she threw her head on the apprentice's belly, and cried: "Disciple, master can't bear you ! Your father sent your uncle to pick you up, and I can't stop it. I just hope that you will go home. Don't forget the master. When you grow up, come and see your master more..."

While crying, he stomped on the man until his throat cracked again.

The red boy rolled his eyes, and said to himself that if you really want me to go with him, you should lift up your feet first and let the Taoist priest go, it might be more convincing, then use your chubby hand to pat the back of his master's head , Said: "Master, don't worry, I don't know this person, I won't go with him!"

Hong Ye immediately raised her face, and said happily, "You really don't know him?" Sure enough, there wasn't a single tear on her face!

The red boy said: "Seriously! Let's go back and sit down, Master, you hug me so hot!" Back home, everyone has said that only ghosts are willing to go back when they have stepmothers and stepfathers!

Hongye was happy when she heard this, and rolled the Ruyi Immortal out of the wall with a kick, and fell to the ground with a thud, straightened her back, and passed out with a "hiccee", while she hugged Honghaier and ran happily came back.

Zhuang Fan also asked the monkey to drag his waist so that he couldn't move it. Seeing that the Ruyi Immortal was kicked out like this, he turned to the monkey and asked, "It turns out that the dragon energy still has this effect, but let him go like this?"

Standing on the wooden bed, the monkey was not as tall as the master. He raised his head and said, "Let the little dharma protector take him away later!" Since this old man of miscellaneous hairs did not come for his master, let him go!

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "Let go of Master, I have to go and see the Queen."

Go and see the king of the Daughter Kingdom who was encouraged by the goblin and came to him to ask for a son.

When the goblin was fighting with Hongye, the queen was woken up by other maids pinching people, stood up tremblingly, and heard that her confidant female official was transformed by that smelly Taoist priest over there, she couldn't help being angry and anxious, Xindao himself also claimed that he has always been upright and upright, and he would not doubt the minister lightly, but he didn't expect that he would make a big mistake after being bewitched by that monster today.

Seeing the holy monk approaching at this time, he couldn't help but blushed with shame, bowed his body and saluted and said, "This king is being rude today. He was bewitched by a monster, failed to keep his heart, and disturbed the holy monk!"

Zhuang Fan folded his palms together and recited the Buddha's name, saying: "It's all right!"

Seeing that Zhuang Fan was indifferent, the queen couldn't help but said anxiously: "It's just that I came today to ask the holy monk for a son! Please have mercy on the holy monk!"

Zhuang Fan sighed and said: "Your Majesty, why don't you come in and talk, guarding the door, after all, it doesn't look like it."

There is no screen wall in this yard, the Queen followed Zhuang Fan into it, and at a glance, she saw a few children playing and rolling on the wooden bed.

Hong Ye, a thin red-clothed young man, was wrestling with Wu You, who was wearing a blue Taoist robe and a Taoist bun. Wu You's face was tense, and he was very hard on his face, while Hong Ye was very leisurely, holding his apprentice in his arms.

The three-headed red boy was dressed exactly like his master, with the same Taoist bun on his head, his chubby little arms were around his master's neck, and he was sitting in his master's arms with a look of disgust on his face.

Bajie still looked like that little fat pig, standing by Wuyou's side, humming anxiously, tugging on his junior brother's sleeve to cheer him up, but it didn't help him, he stepped on Wuyou's thigh, and put his foot on Wuyou's thigh. Wuyou grinned in pain, let go of Hongye, turned around and caught the little pig all over the bed to tickle him.

Wu Wang turned into the original three-headed body at this time, wearing a small blue monk's robe, leaning back and forth in laughter, his mouth was so wide open that he could see his little tongue, and his little bald head shone brightly in the night.

When the monkey followed the master just now, it had already changed back to the appearance of the Great Sage, following behind Zhuang Fan majestically, but no one looked at him.

Everyone is looking at the children on the bed.

Zhuang Fan saw that the queen's eyes were straightened, and the eyeballs were about to fall off, sticking to several of his apprentices, so he stood still and called out, "Your Majesty?"

Going further is a step!

The queen woke up like a dream, saw the corridor, and was about to enter the house, she hurriedly said: "Holy Monk, it's cold at night, why don't we talk outside!"

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to agree, and the queen went into the house to move the tables and chairs out, and served tea again.

The two sat down, Zhuang Fan saw the queen staring at his apprentice obsessively, without disturbing, he picked up the tea cup, took a sip, couldn't help choking, and then slowly put down the tea cup.

It was boiled with salt and pepper butter, and it smelled strange.

After waiting for a while, Zhuang Fan saw that the queen could not finish watching, so he could only speak first: "Your Majesty, I don't know what you said about asking for a son..."

Then the queen reluctantly looked back and said, "Why did the holy monk hide it from me?"

Zhuang Fan groaned in his heart, thinking what did I hide from you, and said: "Your Majesty, the poor monk is only a mortal body, not in the position of a god, not in charge of reincarnation, not responsible for reproduction, how can he give an heir? Your Majesty, if you sincerely ask Son, it is better to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Seeing his refusal, the queen was heartbroken, and said bluntly, "Holy Monk, I have heard from you that since you started from the small town of Sipanhami country, there have been many boys around you coming to seek shelter, and you have taken care of them well." I have been resettled, either to be adopted by the good people, or to be sent to the great powers to sit as apprentices, such as Guanyin Bodhisattva, Taibai Jinxing, Lishan Old Mother and Erlang Zhenjun, etc. There are children sent by you. I know I just Mortal emperors are not comparable to those gods, who can teach children to become immortals, but I sincerely ask the holy monk, have you ever seen the child with the purple aura, so let me go?"

After saying that, she got up and bowed down, with tears in her eyes, she said: "I know that the holy monk has an upright heart, and the children he brings out must be good. When they grow up, they will be able to be a generation of wise kings and raise the citizens of my daughter country! Hope the holy monk For the sake of my painstaking efforts for the country and the people, let me be fulfilled!"

Zhuang Fan was taken aback by the string of names reported by the queen, thinking where is this?

Hastily went to help the queen, said: "The little monk is broken!"

The queen stood up and returned to her seat, unable to hold back her tears.

Zhuang Fan looked at it, sighed and said: "Your Majesty, there is a saying that rumors cannot be trusted. I was at Guanyin, but I called my big apprentice and sent two disciples." The queen's eyes lit up immediately after hearing this , Zhuang Fan felt a little blind.

He waved his hand and said: "Your Majesty, calm down, those two disciples are not mortals, they were transformed by goblins, because it is not easy to practice in the mortal world, and because they are afraid that they will be evil against mortals, so the poor monk had no choice but to find them a disciple." Where to go. Taibai Jinxing’s old man took a tiger essence from me by himself, and he is also extraordinary. As for what your Majesty said about Lishan’s old mother and Erlang Zhenjun, it is really groundless and nonsense! Your Majesty must not be caught People are misleading!"

The queen sat there in a daze, dazed for a long time, pointed at the red boy, and said: "It's not that there is still that doll, the monster also said just now that he came to join the holy monk, but he recognized the young man as his master. The boy is called Uncle Sage Monk!"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Don't point! Your Majesty just heard that the red boy is not a mortal, his father is the Great Bull Demon King! And you saw that his master can knock that monster to the ground with a few moves. Is this His Majesty not yet awakened? Red Boy’s master, although he respectfully calls me Master Uncle, is actually related to my eldest disciple, and he himself has been born since he opened up the Primordial Mist, so I’m afraid he will be eternity at this time!”

The queen was stunned when she heard this, and quickly withdrew her jade hand, feeling uneasy: "The little girl doesn't know the real person's identity, so she came here recklessly, and provoked a monster and disturbed the real person's cleanliness. Holy monk, I don't know if I should make amends? Won't it be too disturbing?"

Zhuang Fan waved his hand and said: "It's okay, His Majesty just treat it as nothing. His old man for many years won't take it to heart."

Hong Ye, an old man who was caught cheating in poker, was just held down by everyone, with notes all over her face, but she didn't care.

Zhuang Fan said again: "Your Majesty, since you want a boy to inherit the throne, why do you have to wait for the poor monk? I remember that there are many other small countries around here. You can go there to adopt a few orphans without father and mother." , raised from childhood to adulthood, isn’t it better than your own child?”

The queen turned pale, shook her head and sighed: "The holy monk doesn't know something. The method you mentioned was used by my ancestors, but it didn't end well, so it has its own ancestors. Adopt, adopt, child. Otherwise, even if it is not his relatives, even if it is only his nationals who find it, the final fate will be that the child will betray my daughter's country after he grows up, and give this peaceful small country a lot of attention. Come to the disaster of continuous swordsman."

The queen sighed, and said: "Our country was founded in Hongmeng, many times, because of this, the whole country was almost destroyed!"

Zhuang Fan said: "What if orphans from other countries come to live here voluntarily?"

The queen smiled miserably, and said: "There are spies who have been trained since childhood." This is clearly written in the history of the country.

This is why the Grand Master and the others have always prevented her from introducing male citizens.

Furthermore, just because this man is wild by nature, when he comes to this country full of women, he will inevitably feel contempt and contempt suddenly, always thinking of knocking the court down, ascending to the sky by himself, and doing that kind of music. The emperor who enjoys the blessings of all people.

But they all thought wrong, how could a woman belittle herself just because he was a man?

She laughed at herself, and said: "Perhaps it is even more difficult for women to live. Our country can't keep men, but many women come to vote every year. They settle here and live with peace of mind. They are the later family members." It’s just that when I ascended the throne at the beginning of the year, I thought that there would be no man in the whole country. If I can’t achieve anything, I will rely on the rivers of mother and son, so that the inheritance will not be broken, but in the end, Yin and Yang will not be in harmony , is not the right way!"

She sighed: "At first, I was looking forward to the arrival of the holy monk with all my blood, but I didn't realize that it was actually the moon in the water in the mirror. In the end, it was all in vain!"

Forget it, it's not impossible to have children, and the inheritance will not be broken. Without a man, for tens of thousands of years, hasn't this daughter country been good?

After this encounter, she also came to her senses, she can live without a man!

Zhuang Fan listened to the queen's disappointed words, felt a little bit in his heart, and persuaded him: "Why did your majesty say that? Your majesty protects women and becomes a country on his own. Although it is an inherited family business, it does not lose the meaning of benevolence. This is true. Remind me of something!"

Nai told the story of the goddess of the daughter temple, Mrs. Pei, and the protector of the white bone lady, and finally said: "The daughter of the temple, Mrs. Pei, guards the souls of the daughters of the world. Your Majesty and the kings and ministers of the daughter country sacrificed marriage, regardless of love. Here, what is being guarded is all the living people on one side of the water and soil! Such merits and virtues, how can it be said that they are nothing? Your Majesty must not underestimate yourself like this!"

With tears in her eyes, the queen got up again and bowed gracefully: "The words of the holy monk are really like enlightenment, which wakes people up!"

Zhuang Fan didn't want the atmosphere to be so sad, so he laughed at himself and said: "The poor monk can't be a monk, but he has failed His Majesty's trust in me!"

The queen smiled and said: "The holy monk doesn't know something. You have walked all the way west. The people have passed on the name of the holy monk, and the little girl was also worried. When I saw it today, although things were not harmonious, the holy monk But it is really like the rumors, honest and kind-hearted, full of compassion in the heart! There is no contempt for my daughter's country! Thinking everywhere, being considerate in everything, it is very rare!"

Zhuang Fan blushed from the queen's praise, waved his hands and said, "How can He De get such praise!"

In order not to cause trouble for ordinary people, he has always avoided the common people, and he has never preached the scriptures like Tang Seng, but he did not expect to accumulate such a good reputation among the common people.

Compared with the rumors about his cruelty and tyranny from the goblin, it seems like a saint, a devil, neither of these two is really him!

The queen asked curiously again: "I heard the officials say that when the holy monk came, there were only two apprentices with fierce appearances, why didn't they see them now, and how could there be so many more people?"

Zhuang Fan couldn't help but blushed, but fortunately his face was dark now, and the sky was also dark, so he couldn't see it, so he hurriedly said, "There are many ghosts and ghosts on this westbound road, in order to avoid those who don't open their eyes, they always come to make trouble. Let the apprentice become more vicious, and when he rests at this time, he will naturally return to his original appearance!"

Seeing the queen nod, Zhuang Fan had no choice but to say again: "As for those few, they didn't follow when they entered the city before. The children were naughty and went to play around. They didn't come back until I stopped, but they didn't intend to deceive Your Majesty. Already!"

The queen said: "Practitioners are innocent and unrestrained, what kind of deceit is it!"

Zhuang Fan told her to say this happily, couldn't help smiling, and said in his heart that the Queen is a good person!

The queen chatted with Zhuang Fan for a few more words, and although she couldn't help but feel disappointed, she slowly calmed down, and finally asked, "I wonder how long the holy monk can stay in my city?"

Zhuang Fan saw her looking eager, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Your Majesty, the poor monk really doesn't have the ability to attract boys! I will wait for the master and apprentice to purchase in this city tomorrow. If we come in time, we will leave the city in the middle of the afternoon!"

The queen was not embarrassed to be punctured, and said openly: "What does the holy monk want to buy, why don't you make an order, and I will ask those stores to deliver the goods directly, so as to prevent the holy monk from running around the city and being bumped into by people who don't know how to advance or retreat! "

Zhuang Fan murmured: "That's fine, it's just the goods, the poor monk has to pay for it himself! If not, the poor monk would rather drink the northwest wind than leave His Majesty's territory!"

The queen smiled and said: "The holy monk will join me in the army! I will obey you!"

No nonsense, get up and say goodbye!

Zhuang Fan sent the king away, couldn't help but took out his sleeves, wiped his sweat, and said to himself, what's the matter, my rumors are still divided into two systems?

Called Wukong over and asked him, "Do you know who spread the nonsense about Master?"

Wukong said: "My disciples know the news about the goblin going there. It was told by the little Dharma protector god to the lands in various places, and the lands came to tell the story, and the versions are different. Anyway, how to say how scary, how scary to say, really. Mixed with fake ones, those goblins are stupid and can't tell the difference!"

Zhuang Fan's nose was twisted with anger, and he said, "I don't know how to maintain the image of Master! The one posted last time is a mess!" It feels like he is so bad that he has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet!

The monkey smiled and said: "Master, isn't this also for the safety of your old man on the way west? With this news, go ahead. Those who are timid have already been scared away, and the rest of the brave have to go." Weigh it! This way we can walk, how easy it is!"

Zhuang Fanxin said that in order to save trouble, I can't ruin my reputation, so he fell down on the wooden bed in despair, had nothing to say, and could only pretend to be dead!

The monkey turned back into the three-headed body again, burrowed into the master's arms warmly, and persuaded him, saying: "Master, you see, you still have a good reputation among mortals, you are kind-hearted! Upright! Kind! Compassionate! How nice, isn't it? In comparison, there are more mortals than goblins, what are you afraid of?"

Zhuang Fan thought so too, and he will go home in the future, regardless of his good reputation or bad reputation, let him go!

Throw it aside, don't want to!

The next morning, after Zhuang Fan got up, the postman came again, saying that the queen ordered this morning to bring merchants to buy for the holy monk, and asked when it was suitable, and asked if there was a purchase order.

Zhuang Fan's shopping list had been written long ago, and he took it out to Yicheng at this time, and he kept a copy in his hand, preparing to quote and settle accounts.

Yicheng opened it and saw that it was rice, noodles, poultry, eggs and vegetables, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, fresh fruits, cloth and fabrics, and the four treasures of the study, as well as other sundries.

Yi Cheng said: "Holy Monk, I see your list, the quantity of poultry, eggs, vegetables and fresh fruits is very large, and the total amount is not small. One is that these things are not durable, and it is hot in summer. It broke down in two days, one in two, and your master and apprentice don’t have a carriage, how can you get it? Do you want me to buy you a carriage?”

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Don't bother, the benefactor doesn't know, my big apprentice has some supernatural powers, he can pretend all these things by himself, no trouble! Just follow this list, no problem!"

The Yi Cheng couldn't help but click her tongue, the two set a time, she took the list and left.