Tang Seng is a cook

In front of the Pingding Mountain, Tang Monk and his disciples had received a letter from the Dharma Protector Cao, and they were mentally prepared and vigilant to cross this mountain.

In Pingdingshan, the battle has already been set up, waiting for them to come.

But it turned out that the day before, in the lotus cave on Pingdingshan, the golden and silver horns were holding four or five treasures and a bunch of elixir, sitting there in a daze.

There was silence for a long time, Yin Jiao couldn't sit still, and said: "Geye, the Tang monk and his disciples will be here in a blink of an eye. The master said that this time we won't let us make things difficult for him, and don't let us hurt him, so we can't be angry." What's wrong with making him feel sad after killing him?"

Jin Jiao agreed twice, touched his horn, and said absent-mindedly: "Do you think I look scary? Is it ugly?"

Yinjiao jumped up, snapped off his corner, peeled off the skin, stuffed it in his mouth and chewed it a few times, but it turned out to be a spring bamboo shoot, crisp and tender. It's funny! Last time I was so ugly, this time I'm still so ugly, I can't get enough beatings!"

Jin Jiao sighed, and said helplessly: "What's the matter? Do you have a good way to do what the master said?"

Yinjiao swallowed the last mouthful of bamboo shoots, and said sullenly: "This time, in order not to cause trouble, we didn't even recruit a little demon. Why don't we find a few outsiders to tease them? Why don't we do it ourselves?"

Jin Jiao shook his head: "I don't think so. Last time you used the name of the master and used the elixir as a bribe to seize the land of the mountain god and throw a mountain on the Monkey King. Didn't you get scolded afterwards?"

Yinjiao was silent for a while, and after a while, his eyes lit up, and he leaned over and said in a low voice, "Brother, do you remember that last time you accidentally blew up the master's alchemy furnace?"

Jin Jiao couldn't help but say, "What are you talking about? It's not far-fetched!"

Yinjiao laughed wickedly, and said: "Brother, you forgot, that time the bombing was more severe, the ground was blown into a hole, we two hid in it with disgrace, the master was very angry, and wanted to come and scold you, As a result, the pit was big and deep, and he was short of breath, can't he get through?"

Jin Jiao frowned and said, "You mean?" Fuck the fuck?

Yinjiao said: "Anyway, the Bodhisattva and the master only said that it made him sad. If there are more huge rocks and deep pits on the mountain, it would be considered sad, right?"

After hearing this, Jin Jiao was discouraged, but his eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands: "Go! This idea is good! My brother, you still have more eyes!"

Satisfied, Yinjiao said again: "At that time, they knocked over the mountain stupidly, and our brothers offered the elixir again, and then went home. This time, I don't need the master to rescue me, and I don't need him to pick it up. If I don't keep it all, I can still get the master." A compliment!"

Jin Jiao gave a thumbs up and said: "Wonderful!" Make that Sun Wukong and his master feel ashamed and pissed off!

He lowered his head to look at his glittering golden clothes, and said: "Brother, since this is the case, don't we need to dress up so ugly? This outfit, I wanted to say last time, makes my eyes hurt."

If he was under the sun, he would be able to blind himself. Otherwise, the last time Monkey King called him, he couldn't just agree indiscriminately just because he couldn't see clearly.

Yinjiao sighed, and said: "I don't like to dress like this, but the master gave it to me. He said he wore it when he was a boy. I can't imagine that they would have such a style in their time."

Jin Jiao asked suspiciously: "What you said is true?" Is it true that the master stuffed them with unwanted rags at the bottom of his box?

Yin Jiao said: "Whether it's true or not, I don't want to wear it either, brother, I'm going to change!"

Jin Jiao immediately ignored it and said, "I'm going too!"

The two of them entered the room and changed into the Taoist robes they used to wear, and came out, stretched their waists, and felt a little comfortable.

Yinjiao asked: "Brother, why did you dig a hole in this mountain, stick out the hole, and erect some stone monuments on the cliff here?"

Jin Jiao said: "I'm so stupid, last time I used elixir to bribe them to suppress Sun Dasheng, this time I won't bribe them to dig a hole?" No one can move mountains and make rocks more neatly than those land and mountain gods!

Yinjiao thought about it, this time he didn't ask those mountain gods to throw the land directly to oppress people, the master probably wouldn't teach them to "instruct the gods to oppress" Tang Seng.

Anyway, there are no mortals in this mountain, so how to dig is not up to the land of the mountain god.

The two discussed it and made a decision. They chanted the "Om" mantra, and immediately many gods from the land came out of the mountain, came to worship together, and asked, "I don't know where the God is coming, what is calling us?"

Jin Jiao then said: "We are two boys in front of the seat of the Taishang Laojun. This time, we are seconded by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and we are here to wait for the master and disciple of Tang Sanzang who is going west to learn scriptures. We will share some difficulties with them, and use Jianxi to get rid of the Buddha's heart. I invite you to come and help me."

Stretch the big flag as a tiger skin, that's what you did last time.

Unexpectedly, it was different this time, those mountain gods and lands all looked at each other after hearing this, then shook their heads and waved their hands and said: "Impossible! This cannot be done, and the envoy of Wanwang God will not make it difficult for me to wait!"

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were very surprised, and said: "Why is this? Why not?"

Walking out of the crowd was a group of little gods who are always pushed out to take the blame, leaning on a cane and said with a smile: "God knows something, this place is poor, there are no mortals, and we will stay here for hundreds of years. I was worshiped by others, so I didn't make any progress, and it became more and more miserable. The holy monk was about to pass by this time, and I heard that he was kind, generous, and enthusiastic when I went forward. I was about to beg him for a few bottles of elixir, so it was too late to please him. How dare you make things difficult for him."

After hearing this, Jin Jiao snorted coldly and said, "You are really blind, and you don't know how to bow down to the real God of Wealth. Do you know who gave the elixir in Tang Monk's hand?"

Seeing that he was proud of what he said, the apprentice couldn't help hesitating, and said: "This... I haven't returned to the heavenly court to report on my work for a long time, and I haven't heard from the news. It is a blessing to know that the holy monk passed by. What God said , I really don’t know.”

After hearing this, Yin Jiao lit up the various jade bottles containing the elixirs in his hand, and said, "Look here!"

Jin Jiao snorted again, and said: "Did you not hear clearly, where did we come from? My master is the Supreme Lord of Tushita Palace, who is best at alchemy. Let me tell you the truth, Tang Sanzang The elixir in the hands of the master and apprentice is a gift from my master. You are far away from the right master, and you want to go to seek the elixir with that Tang monk, it really makes people laugh!"

As soon as these words came out, all the mountain gods were dumbfounded, and all the land were dumbfounded, the gods couldn't help crying secretly in their hearts.

Anyway, remembering to ask someone to do things, Jin Jiao softened and said: "This time, you helped me to set up this difficulty for Tang Seng. Afterwards, it will be a meritorious deed. We also have elixir to offer to the lords, and I have the right to thank you!"

Yinjiao said: "If this is the case, if you still hesitate to help each other, after that, Tang Seng passed Pingdingshan without any effort, and we can only go to Guanyin Bodhisattva to discuss one or two things."

This is to continue to pretend to be a tiger.

After hearing this, the land mountain god dared to refuse again, and bowed their hands one after another, and accepted the errand.

The Golden Horn and Silver Horn were not in vain, they each gave a jade bottle with two elixir in it, making these poor gods happy enough, just because the Golden Horn and Silver Horn said that there would be a gift of thanks afterwards, the work became even more difficult. It's hard work.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn took the branches, gesticulated on the ground, and came up with a lot of bad ideas. These land and mountain gods slandered, and quickly followed suit. Before dawn, everything was ready, just waiting for the holy monk to come to the door.

Therefore, one night later, Pingdingshan looked normal from the outside, and it was not difficult to climb an ordinary hillside, but Tang monk and his disciples stepped into the mountain and touched the enchantment, and the Pingdingshan immediately showed its true shape. Thousands of ravines, huge pools, abysses, and cliffs are interspersed with all kinds of difficult terrains, which extend for thousands of miles in front, back, left, and right.

The land and mountain gods who were invited elsewhere smiled contentedly: We are also poor, and we also want elixir!

Zhuang Fan was a little dumbfounded sitting on the horse, a little dazed, didn't he mean to fight the goblin?What, changed to extreme sports?

No one notified ah!

Zhuang Fan turned around and asked Wukong, "Oh Wukong, what did the woodcutter say?"

The monkey scratched the back of his head and said helplessly, "He said that Pingdingshan is sad. There is no one in the area for miles around, and the road is steep and difficult to walk. He told me to be careful."

Zhuang Fan clicked his tongue twice, thinking that what he said was true, so light and fluffy that he was not going to put it lightly.Is it hard to go?This clearly wants me to die here!

The little guardian god hidden in mid-air was also dumbfounded, the Pingdingshan he saw ahead was not like this!

He was only worried that the great sage would disturb the Tushita palace, steal the elixir, overturn the pill furnace, and frighten many boys. He was afraid that the boys under the two old lords would hate the great sage and do things secretly, so he turned into a woodcutter. Husband went to remind him not to be sloppy and be careful.

Who knew that those two from Tusita Palace could stir things up so much!

Zhuang Fan got off his horse and took two steps forward. In front of him was an extremely deep crack, two meters wide, unfathomably deep.

Zhuang Fan picked up a stone, threw it down, pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and after about twenty seconds, he heard a small "crash".

Zhuang Fan smacked his lips, if this fell, wouldn't it be a beautiful bungee jump, and then he could go to Jizo on the spot, and then go home!

He raised his head and looked forward, the first wave here is the crack formation, stretching forward for a good mile, they are all such big cracks, the widest is five or six meters, and the narrowest is one or two meters. .

The ground between the cracks is very narrow, half a meter wide at the widest point, and only one foot can stand at the narrowest point.

If you don't pay attention, there will be a rhythm of free fall!

Zhuang Fan believes that here, the God of Newton in the dark can still exert his might!

It's just that this time he didn't tell you to fail the roll, but told you to die.

Wukong came over and pulled Zhuang Fan who was concentrating on looking down a few steps back: "Master, be careful!"

Zhuang Fan folded his arms and murmured, "People have marked down the road, if they don't fight you, they will make it difficult for you, then they can only walk away!"

Wukong said: "Master, I see, Pingdingshan here is sad everywhere, and it's difficult to move an inch. I'm afraid we can't just walk, or we can tell Wuwang to turn into a dragon body, and fly over with you! Caramel Cake is a mortal horse, it can't fly, I asked Bajie to take it with him."

Wukong wants to protect the master, Wuyou is raising a baby and cannot be tired, so he can only work hard.

Zhuang Fan shook his head and said: "I'm afraid it won't work." He pointed to the towering snow-capped mountains in the distance, "Not to mention the long distance here, Master can't stand the long-lasting wind during the flight, because the temperature in the snow-capped mountains is extremely low , if you want to fly between the snow-capped mountains, I am afraid that the master will freeze to death!"

Wukong said: "Then how do we do it? We didn't delay all the way, but when we got here, we were blocked by the terrain. It's really frustrating!"

Zhuang Fan patted the monkey and said: "It's just that the road is difficult to walk. I'm afraid, let's go! We will open the road when we encounter mountains, and build bridges when we encounter water. We will go straight!"

The disciples saw that the master was so determined to go west, they couldn't help being moved, they didn't know that Zhuang Fan's legs were also weak, but he couldn't be cowardly.

Go through the gap first, Bajie said worriedly: "We can easily jump over this distance, but I'm afraid that we won't be able to stand firmly after jumping over!"

Wu Wang said: "I'm not afraid that I won't be able to stand stably, but I'm afraid that I'll be too heavy, and jumping over will trample on the place where I landed." There are two large cracks in the ground that almost merge, leaving a small point in the middle for the foot to fall on.

Wuyou said with sincerity, "What's the difficulty? Let's jump first, and you will be the last, so it will be done?" Just collapse!

Wu Wang was so angry that he was half dead.

Several people bickered together, and finally Wukong came out and said: "Don't make noise, listen to what Master has to say!"

Wu You Wu Wang stopped talking immediately, Qi Qi turned to look at Zhuang Fan, his eyes were full of worry: You can't jump, you will definitely fall!

So much so that Zhuang Fan couldn't laugh or cry.

He thought about it for a while, and found that this place was just scary to look at, but it was actually the best way to live.

Zhuang Fan rejected his son's proposal to jump over with his back on his back, and asked the monkey to use a few vellus hairs to transform it into many wide and thick wooden boards, and put them on the ground to make a bridge.

The monkey tried a few times while putting the plank on, and saw that although the road was a little wobbly due to the unevenness of the road, fortunately the ground was very hard and could support pedestrians, so it was quite stable.

Zhuang Fan saw that his idea was feasible, and the monkey had built the bridge, so he wanted to move forward, but was stopped by several disciples and his sons.

Wu Wang said: "How can I tell the master to go first, I will come first! The disciples can fly, and they are not afraid of this height. They will protect the master from the front, back, left, and right. If there is an emergency, they will be rescued in time."

Wukong was more careful, so he assigned Wuwang Wuyou one front and one back, while he himself tied a very strong rope around his master's waist, tied the other end around his own waist, and personally helped the master walk the plank.

Because he couldn't leave the caramel cake behind, he asked Bajie to lead it and follow behind.

Bajie was originally the marshal of the canopy. He is not afraid of water and caresses his horses. Yes, looking at the crack, I was so scared to death that I refused to leave.

At the end of the quarrel, Bajie blindfolded Caramel Cake and stuffed it with a piece of candy. Caramel Cake couldn’t see anything, and immediately became quiet, with a sweet mouth. Finally, Bajie called Bajie An’an Take it steadily through the first round.

It took more than an hour to walk slowly for four or five miles. At this time, Zhuang Fan and the others arrived early. Seeing that Bajie was so relaxed, he took the caramel cake for a while. , patted the junior brother on the shoulder: "Unexpectedly, you have a lot of ideas, you are worthy of leading the army!"

If Brother Hou got his hands on it, he might have to scare him!

Bajie smiled foolishly, he didn't have the nerve to tell the elder brother that he learned this in Gaolaozhuang mill.

The master and the disciples stood resting in the open space between the two formations. They were all safe. Seeing that the formation was not trapped by the cracks in the ground of Pingding Mountain, Tang Monk and his disciples couldn't help being disappointed and withdrew the formation.

Zhuang Fan heard the voice and turned his head. There were no cracks and huge mouths where they walked, but it turned out to be a wide and winding stream.

Wukong saw it, poked the stick on the ground, and secretly said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, I think it's because of the land here that the incompleteness is caused by this matter. Do you want me to chant a mantra to call them out and let us go?"

Zhuang Fan waved his hand and said: "It's definitely not their idea, and they don't have the courage to stop us from going west. Don't worry about it, let's get through the battle first, and let's talk about it if we can't get through!"

Wukong answered yes, followed his master and looked forward, preparing for the second battle.

This time is interesting, muddy puddle.

It still means that you can't get around, you can only cross it from the pool.

Wukong took a closer look, there were no monsters or wild spirits hiding under the mud, even though he had a strong self-restraint, he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, turned around and teased Bajie: "Idiot, do you want to go in and have a roll and take a bath?"

Wild boars in the mountains like to roll in the mud to prevent mosquito bites.

After Bajie heard this, he quickly came over to cover his brother's mouth, and said in his heart that he was a pig again!Just cause trouble for my old pig!

Spring is here, and I have been eating vegetarian food for a long time. It is hard to guarantee that Master will not be greedy!What pig!

Zhuang Fan didn't know what his apprentice was thinking, and said with a smile: "Don't make trouble, be careful if you fall into the ground, whoever falls into the ground and comes back covered in mud, the master won't eat for the evening!"

Wukong also knew that he had said something wrong, so Bajie covered and thumped him, but Bajie scratched him so much that the two wrestled together, and when they heard what Master said, they immediately became honest.

Putting his arms around Bajie's neck, Wukong came over and said, "Master, how do you get through this, my old grandson's hair can't be changed to such a long length, there is no support underneath, even if he tries to change it out and put it on, he might collapse halfway through. "

Zhuang Fan rubbed his chin, he didn't think of any good idea for a while.

But Wuyou said: "Daddy, this place is thick with mud and thick, but it is a good place to plant lotus flowers, but there is less water!"

Wu Wang heard it, and hurriedly said: "Shui Shao is not afraid, senior brother can get it!"

Wu You turned his head and said very strangely: "Senior brother, sea water is not acceptable, if it becomes saline-alkali land by accident, no lotus will survive."

Wu Wang smiled, and proudly said: "If you said this last year, you would embarrass me. Now that you say this, you are looking down on me, your brother!"

Long is good at making water, rain water, river water, river water, sea water, as long as they grow to a certain extent, they can control any kind of water.

Wuyou became happy when he heard this, and turned to Zhuang Fan, "Daddy, Daddy! I want to plant lotus here!"

……

The romantic innocence of his son made Zhuang Fan desperate. What could he say? He could only show a kind smile and said softly to his son: "Grow it, grow it, and wait for us to come back." If you pass by, you can come back to eat lotus root."

It can also be considered that they have helped temporarily restore the local ecological landscape that has been destroyed.

Unexpectedly, Wuyou said: "Father, if you want to eat lotus root, I have it now. It's just that I want to plant lotus to help us get over this muddy quagmire. If you're greedy, just wait!"

Zhuang Fan was stunned, thinking that I still don't understand the world of your fairy dolls?What's the meaning?

Wukong guarded his master and did not lead the horse, while the other two senior brothers were ordered by Wuyou. Wuyou whispered a few words, and everyone nodded.

After the discussion between the three brothers, Bajie went up first, held his breath and cast a magic spell to separate the muddy pond from left to right, and the mud waves rolled over. From where they were standing to the opposite bank, a concave belt about two meters wide appeared.

Then the Third Prince of Xihai came into battle, the little white dragon stood in front of the mire, melted its head, opened its mouth, before the mud closed, a torrent rushed out, and in an instant, there was a shallow zone in the mire, Lay down a white giant train.

The turbulence of the water, on the contrary, washed away the silt a little bit.

Finally, there is Wu You, the third prince grew up against the wind, raised his arms, and relying on his height, he used ingenuity to throw the seeds in his palm evenly on the Bai Lian, and then received the dharma body, chanted the incantation, and gave birth vegetation.

In the sky and on the ground, those who showed up invisible watched the green lotus leaves growing in the water, growing in the wind, getting bigger and bigger, and finally covering the entire water surface.

Zhuang Fan stared blankly at the two-meter-long, round leaves with fringes on the sides, like leaves on a jade plate, with a dull expression.

Isn't this Da Wanglian?

Who can come to wake him up, in this Journey to the West, what kind of play is it that Nezha waved his hand and appeared King Lian?

Wuyou jumped up and walked a few steps by himself, seeing that it was shaking slightly, but it was very stable, no worse than a senior brother's vellus hair turning into a wooden bridge, so he waved to his father cheerfully: "Dad, look, we can pass La!"

Standing next to the big leaf, Wu Wang stretched out his hand to touch it, and felt the very thick thickness of the chubby leaf. He sighed in admiration and asked, "Little brother, what kind of lotus is this? Why haven't I seen it?" Have you passed?"

Wuyou touched the small bag on his waist, which was full of lotus seeds, and said: "My master collected them for me. This is not because I am afraid that my arms and legs will be broken one day, so I have not had time to replace them, so I prepared a lot of seeds for you. Me. This is the first time I have planted this species, and I have only seen it once before. This species is just right for carrying people."

Wu Wang gave a thumbs up and said: "Little brother is really smart!" It seems that his son will be very smart in the future!

The five masters and apprentices didn't delay any longer, and passed the second round again according to the order of last time.

This time, it took a little longer. After all, the lotus leaf has limited load-bearing capacity. For safety, only one person can walk at a time, and you have to be careful in your movements to prevent the lotus leaf from overturning.

When everyone got off the lotus leaves and stood in the open space, Wuyou turned around and pointed, and said crisply: "Don't move the lotus! I don't have many seeds for this king lotus. You can take care of it for me. When you come back I'm going to collect it again!"

Seeing what his son said, Zhuang Fan clasped his fists at the void: "My child is self-willed, please trouble everyone. Wukong?"

Turn back and summon the big apprentice.

Wukong understood it, took out a few bottles of elixir, and threw it in the air, Zhuang Fan said: "Please accept it, a small thank you, it is not a respect!"

The mountain god of the earth quickly took the elixir, his mouth was crooked with joy, and he praised the holy monk's character in his heart!

Kindness, generosity, generosity, generosity!good man!

After passing the second pass smoothly, the master and apprentice stood on the open space to rest for a while.

The quagmire just now was really long, not to mention that the children were a little tired, even Zhuang Fan walked alone on the lotus leaf of the king with fear and concentration, and felt a little out of strength when he relaxed.

During the break, Zhuang Fan looked up at the third formation.

The boulder standing at [-] degrees vertically stands there upright.

What's the matter, it's enough to be a monk, do you still need to be able to climb rocks?