Tang Seng is a cook

When Zhang Tianshi saw that the Jade Emperor was indeed annoyed, he was determined to make trouble, but he didn't dare to persuade him deeply, so he called His Royal Highness, the general, to drag Na Kui Mulang down first and take heavy responsibility.

Unexpectedly, Xian'e came to report at this time, saying that Yang Jian, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, was here, and he brought a new apprentice to pay a visit together.

Tathagata, who was sitting beside him without saying a word, turned his head to look at the Jade Emperor when he heard it, with a smile on his mouth, waiting to watch the excitement.

The Jade Emperor sighed, stretched out his hand and said: "Pull the Kuimu wolf back!" You don't have to kneel when you pull it back, just stand on one side!

fuck it!Kneel down!His nephew is here to support his apprentice father.

As an uncle, he has no prestige at all!

Sure enough, Erlang Zhenjun brought a ten-year-old and an eight-year-old apprentice, and came to the Lingxiao Palace steadily. Without looking at others, he cupped his hands and said bluntly, "I have seen my uncle! My nephew has taken in two new ones." Apprentice, bring it to uncle today!"

Turning back to his apprentice, he said, "I haven't seen my uncle yet!"

The Jade Emperor wanted to vomit blood, and if he caught it, he would be uncle!This is not your own son!

Even Chen Xiang, dare not call him uncle!

These two little silly dogs of Kuimu Lang's family, where are his nephews and grandchildren?

But he didn't dare to refute, fearing that Yang Jian would annoy him, so the Jade Emperor could only bear it aggrieved.

Zhang Tianshi bowed his head and laughed sullenly, but there was someone who could stop the Jade Emperor from messing around!

Kui Mulang hid behind the crowd in embarrassment, not daring to make a sound, really unable to hold his head up in front of his brother and son.

I don't know how Yang Jian taught them, but the two children became more courageous today, and their timidity disappeared, and they prostrated generously and said: "The disciples have met Grandpa Jade Emperor!"

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to look kindly, and said to the two small Kuimu wolves, "Good boy, get up!"

Xindao, another little silly dog ​​with two lucky lives.

All His Highnesses have the same thoughts as the Jade Emperor.

Seeing that the atmosphere in the palace was not right, the Jade Emperor ordered Gong'e, "Take the young master down to play!"

You can't deal with his father in front of the child.

The two children got the master's approval and followed Gong'e away. Erlang had just met the Buddha, and greeted everyone in the hall, then turned to the Jade Emperor and said, "Uncle, give me something to drink, I've been running all the way, I'm thirsty."

It's so casual to treat this Lingxiao Palace as a hot kang in the mortal uncle's house.

The Jade Emperor was so worried that he sighed. Seeing that Gong'e was clever, she moved a stool for Yang Jian and served tea. Yang Jian picked up the tea cup and drank it in one gulp. Then he said: "Why are you so busy?"

Who dares to treat him harshly for the majestic and divine monarch, who is so busy that he can't even drink his saliva?

Just mess around for others!

Erlang God hurried back to Guanjiangkou after a trip to Lishan, took two children with him and rushed to Lingxiao Temple to save his brother, the Jade Emperor asked, how could he tell the truth.

It's just that he couldn't make up a lie, so Yang Jian talked about him from left to right, and said, "Uncle, why is it so lively here today? There are so many people, why are you doing?"

The Jade Emperor was annoyed at him, since the child was not there anyway, so there was no need to save face for the Kuimu wolf, and he said stiffly: "No, Kui Mulang violated the rules of heaven and went to the lower realm to make love with ordinary girls. He has not been on duty for three days. He is about to be beaten with a board at this moment, and then thrown into the womb of the mother of Baoxiang Kingdom to be reincarnated! After he has completed his sins in the lower realm and cut off his love, he will be reversed in the heavenly court and the official will be restored to his original position .”

When Yang Jian heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said calmly, "Oh."

His uncle's work was unexpected, and today's matter is even more out of the ordinary. After all, the child has been born, so you want the couple to be siblings again?Is it suitable?

It's just that he didn't object, and he responded with a sound to show that he heard it.

The Jade Emperor was amazed and said, "Don't you object?"

Yang Jian smiled and said: "Uncle said this. Uncle is the Jade Emperor and Kui Mulang is your subordinate. This is the official business of heaven. There is no room for nephew to intervene."

In fact, it was Yang Jian who thought about it and found that the idea was good, so he refused to say anything.

Playing two boards, for Kui Mulang's physique, does not hurt his muscles or bones; after a few years of training as a royal prince in the lower realm, it can also cure Kui Mulang's reckless temper, so that he will not use his brain when doing anything .

Be impulsive, do it without even thinking about it, if this continues, sooner or later one day you will die from it.

This method is just right, Zhikui wood wolf is suitable for it!

Yang Jian thought in his heart, how about he stay in the sky these few days and watch the excitement of Kui Mu Lang and Bai Hua Sha as well!

Hearing what his nephew said, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed and waved his hand happily: "Pull it down!"

Kui Mulang's lips are all white!I thought to myself, my life is over!If Bai Huaxie knew that her brother was reincarnated by herself, she would be able to strangle him to death immediately!

It fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.

The samurai in the temple came up to drag him.

Unexpectedly, Tathagata raised his hand at this moment and said, "Wait a minute! We can't beat it!"

The Jade Emperor was annoyed, turned his head and said in a low voice, "What's the matter, Erlang followed me after all!"

Tathagata said softly: "Even if he follows you and helps you today, Kui Mulang won't be able to move this time!"

The Jade Emperor frowned, and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"

Tathagata shook the water mirror between the two of them, pointed forward, and said, "Look!"

The Jade Emperor poked his head and saw that in the crystal, Baihua dedicated the inner alchemy of the relic to the monkey in the name of Kuimu wolf!

As soon as the Jade Emperor covered his face, if Zhuang Fan was there, he would be able to describe his mood very accurately at the moment: There are ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart!

Tathagata laughed and said, "It's God's will!" The merit of Wanzishan can't be kept anymore, and it will definitely be distributed.

The Jade Emperor raised his head and glared at him: "Fart! If it's God's will, how can we sit here and watch the fun?" He didn't believe this evil!

Tathagata said: "It's useless to say that, send him away quickly, don't you feel sad?"

Thinking that this big dog, who is stupid and half-knowledgeable, can get such a big opportunity, Buddha's heart shattered into eight petals!It hurts badly!

The Jade Emperor sighed, why didn't his heart ache, in the end, he didn't spare a single bit, this merit should not only be distributed to Kui Mulang, but also his wife, his wife's master, Li Shan's old mother, that ghost spirit, all must come Dip it!

It is not easy to open source, and this throttling is also labor-intensive. There are holes everywhere in the end!

The Jade Emperor was very disappointed, waved his hand, and said, "Throw Kui Mulang into the Tushita Palace, and punish him to go to Laojun's place to burn for 1 years!"

Kui Mulang thought he was doomed before, but unexpectedly, the next moment the Buddha came out to stop him, and he was dispatched to Tushita Palace by the Jade Emperor again!

But before the bubbles of joy fully emerged, Kui Mulang couldn't help but blacken his eyes when he heard the following year: How much? 1 years?

Jade Emperor, are you always crazy?You might as well beat me up and throw me down!

Unable to bear this blow, Kui Mulang fainted, was dragged away by the warriors in the palace, and thrown to the Tushita Palace for Laojun.

Not to mention the very lost Jade Emperor Buddha and Erlang God Yang Jian, but just talking about Tushita Palace, who finally managed to live in peace. This day, he was thrown into a big dog out of thin air, and he was still a layman who stayed for a long time.

The warriors of Lingxiao Temple told the Jade Emperor's will, and then left Kui Mulang in the main hall of Tushita Palace, and left. Seeing that Kui Mulang was still fainting, Laojun stretched out his hand to give the big dog a pulse, and then pushed it away. He glanced at his eyelids, stroked his beard and nodded, took three bottles of elixir from the side, took one out of one bottle, and stuffed it into Kuimu Lang's mouth.

After feeding the temporary workers with medicine, Laojun took out a notebook and wrote for a long time.

Qingfeng next to him was surprised: "Master, why don't I know, you have learned how to feel the pulse of others. When did you learn it?"

The old gentleman continued to write like flying without raising his head, and said, "Have you ever seen me learn that? Your master, I can make alchemy!"

Qingfeng was startled and said, "Then what are you doing for Kuimu Lang's pulse? Master, what did you feed him?"

Wouldn't it be what he thought?

After Laojun finished writing, he read it from the beginning with satisfaction, and then put the book on an empty shelf on the shelf behind him for separate filing.

After Qingfeng saw it, the ominous forecast in his heart was getting bigger and bigger, and he couldn't help urging: "Master!!" Are you always just taking other people to test medicine again! ?

Laojun calmly said: "Oh, your master called you deaf even if I wasn't deaf! I just fed him three newly released elixir to see if there is any adverse reaction! I felt his pulse, and his blood was rushing to the Before, it is very vigorous and healthy, and it will not hinder you if you can bear the toss!"

With a desperate face, Qingfeng wailed and said, "Master! The three elixir that you have released, there is one, which is for female fairies to cure body cold!" Kui Mulang is a man, a man!

I don't know what the group of chirping women in Tianting are thinking. They have been immortals for tens of thousands of years, and their bodies should have been trained to be round and transparent. medicine……

Qingfeng complained in his stomach, since his body is cold, why live in Guanghan Palace, he should move in with Jinwu!What cold is the golden crow roasted, it should be melted.

It's just that Laojun's medicine for curing body cold is for women after all, and men and women have different body structures, so how can you take the elixir indiscriminately?

What if Kui Mulang wakes up and finds himself depressed?

The elixir is so powerful, who will Kui Mulang go to see a doctor?

Qingfeng Brain Tonic was very intense, Laojun comforted him: "Master, this medicine is different from other medicines. It works well, and both men and women can take it!"

Always complaining of body cold, that makes the body warm up, isn't it all right?

Qingfeng doubted, said: "Really?"

The old gentleman got up and shook his robe, intending to start a new one, and told his disciples: "If you are worried, you stay here to guard him, and you can just take the medicine for the master and react!"

Qingfeng stopped and waved his hands again and again, and said: "Master, don't make things difficult for me. If I sit still, I will definitely fall asleep with Kui Mulang later!"

Laojun was in trouble, and said: "There are still fewer people in our palace. If there are a few fewer people, there will be no one to do the work!"

Qingfeng was grinding medicine for Master with his feet, and asked in surprise, "Which one has gone out again? Why don't I know?"

Laojun saw that Kui Mulang was sweating while speaking, and put his hand on his forehead, which was warm. He thought it was the effect of the medicine, so he said: "This is not Guanyin who just came here two days ago, and told me to borrow two. I asked him to take away the golden boy and the silver boy! Not only that, Guanyin also took away a lot of bottles containing elixir, enough for him to go back to South China Sea and eat ten times with his disciples. It's been years!"

Laojun was robbed of his heart and soul, and felt very distressed. He couldn't help showing some points on his face. He clapped his hands and said, "Don't delay, let's start the furnace first! There were heavy losses a while ago, and now we have to be more diligent. Make up!"

Qingfeng was very melancholy when he heard this, his master is a hoarder, what should he do!

Qingfeng said helplessly: "Master, if no one is looking at Kui Mulang, just drag the little brother over from the gate!"

Anyway, no one came to the Tushita Palace once in 800 years, there is no need to guard the gate at all, everyone behaves ruthlessly, who can sneak in like the monkey of the Great Sage, and stuff the elixir into his mouth without fear of death!

Laojun thought about it, yes!

So he called back the little Taoist boy named Danyang who was teased by the dragon girl at the gate of Tushita Palace last time, and told him to look at Kui Mulang.

When the big dog woke up from his lethargy, he felt very hot and tired all over his body.

He was in a daze, only to hear a "click, click", as if someone was gnawing on something beside him, and he opened his eyes suddenly in shock.

In front of him was a fat man with three heads and a body, wearing a Taoist robe, holding a bright red apple in his hand, eating happily.

Seeing that Kui Mulang woke up, Danyang tilted his head to look at him, picked up a writing brush from the side, held it in front of Kui Mulang's eyes, and asked him very seriously, "How much is this?"

After taking the medicine, Kui Mulang developed a fever soon, and the temperature was not low. Danyang worked for a long time to cool him down, and was exhausted. Now he was afraid that he would become mentally retarded, so he came to try him.

Kui Mulang rolled his eyes, thinking that I look like a fool?

Seeing that he didn't answer, Danyang put down the pen, and gnawed the fruit until the juice overflowed, muttering in his mouth: "I was fooled by the master's test medicine, I secretly threw it into the world, destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces!"

Kui Mulang was sweating profusely, thinking that this is the Tushita palace, or a black shop!If you disagree with each other, you will destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces, okay!

How does Laojun teach children!

It's just that he was weak all over, and couldn't speak out of his throat for some reason, so he could only meet that boy with big eyes and small eyes.

Fortunately, Danyang ate the fruit slowly, and finally finished eating the fruit. He threw the core into a small stove next to him and set it on fire. Then he took out a wet handkerchief from nowhere and wiped his face first, then his face. hands, cleaned himself up, and then pulled his neck and shouted: "Brother, Kui Mulang is awake!"

Kui Mulang only heard a young and cheerful voice: "Here we come!", and then a figure flashed outside the door, and Qingfeng's familiar yet unfamiliar bright and warm face appeared at the door, looking at him with a smile.

Kui Mulang suddenly became excited: drink water!brother!

The human world, Wanzi Mountain Wave Moon Cave.

The Great Sage accepted the relic and bowed to thank his sister-in-law, but Baihua was ashamed and didn't take the credit.

She said: "My relationship with Kui Mulang has been severed, so I can't be called the Great Sage's sister-in-law! It's hard for the Great Sage to still remember me, if you don't dislike me, just call me sister!"

After Wukong heard this, he became shy. He has never been the elder brother of another girl!

Now those who call him a senior brother are a group of naughty boys together!

The Great Sage then said: "Good girl, it is a surprise to my grandson to receive your hospitality this time! It's just that my master is in a hurry to go west, so we won't stay any longer. When we have learned the scriptures, if we get something on the way back Kong, I’ll come visit you again! You’re a doll’s family, life is hard in this deep mountain, so take care of yourself!”

Bai Hua cupped her fists in embarrassment, she was as heroic as a man, and said bluntly: "Thank you Brother Dasheng for remembering! My sister remembered!"

Zhuang Fan shyly said to Bai Hua: "Cave Master, our master and apprentice continue to go west, and we should pass by Baoxiang Country. I wonder if you want to bring a letter home to your parents."

Bai Hua thought about it shamelessly, then shook her head and said, "Thank you for the kindness of the holy monk, but I don't want to do it right now. I still have a lot of things to do while I'm here. After I finish handling the internal affairs in the cave, I will return to Beijing to visit my parents." Take another right by the way.

Zhuang Fan nodded, seeing that Bai Hua had his own arrangements, he stopped talking.

It was getting late, the master and the disciples got up to say goodbye, Wuwang turned into a white horse again, carrying the master on his back, and fled west.

When they arrived in Baoxiang Kingdom, Zhuang Fan and his disciples did not make any noise. They didn't say anything about Baihua's embarrassment to the third princess. They signed the clearance document and didn't stay any longer. They turned a blind eye to the sad faces of the King of Baoxiang Kingdom and his old wife. , left in the dust, and continued westward!

After Tang Seng and his disciples left, the Empress of Baoxiang Kingdom scolded: "It's all you! You are so reserved! This meeting is good, people are gone! Who are you showing your reservations to!"

The Lord of Baoxiang Kingdom frowned and said: "It is said that the monks are kind-hearted, why do I look sad, this great Tang monk has no mercy, and he doesn't even ask?"

I also hope that the holy monk's magic power will be so powerful that he can find their daughter who has been missing for many years!

The queen rolled her eyes indecently, poked the king's forehead and pointed, and said angrily: "The holy monk knows propriety, and for fear of offending Tianwei, he has never raised his eyes to look at you! I can't see your bitter melon Such an old face, where can I ask people to have a heart of pity!"

The king regretted it so much, he thought for a while and said, "Why don't we go and chase that holy monk back?"

The queen couldn't help but rolled her eyes and said in disgust: "Didn't you listen carefully when the saint monk introduced the apprentice?"

The king said suspiciously: "Listen, his disciples are all very good, but I begged him to do something well. Can his disciple turn his back on me?"

The queen sighed, feeling that her husband was becoming more and more confused every year, and said: "The holy monk said that his second apprentice is the Dragon Prince of the West Sea, and he turns into a dragon horse to do legwork with him during the day, and the horse is relaxed every day. Run a thousand miles. If you want to chase, you can catch up!"

As soon as these words came out, the king suddenly realized, and couldn't help but feel dejected and regretful!

But at this time, Zhuang Fan had already led his apprentices to leap into the sea and let the birds fly.

Walking on the road, Zhuang Fan asked curiously: "Wukong, this relic is a Buddhist relic. Does it help you practice now? Will there be any conflict?"

Wukong smiled and said: "Master, don't worry! This relic has been refined by Kui Mulang for many years, and now it is a pure inner alchemy without any impurities. The apprentice slowly collected it, and it has completely become my own. There is no conflict. Don't worry, Master, don't worry!"

Only then did Zhuang Fan feel relieved. Since then, Wukong led Wuwang Bajie to practice every night. The three of them took turns using the enchantment beads and taking turns to protect the Dharma at night. They didn't need to be adjusted by Tang Seng, the master, and they were very harmonious.

Wuyou, on the other hand, originally wanted to practice with his brothers, but now he is pregnant with two grass babies, he has to cultivate his spirit at night, he can fall asleep in a second when he closes his eyes, and he has to travel during the day, so he and Together with Zhuang Fan, they became the least enterprising people in the westward team.

Wuyou was a little sluggish at first, feeling that he was being left behind by his seniors. Zhuang Fan comforted him and said, "In the future, the baby will be born healthy, and you will take them to practice together. Father and son are fellow practitioners, aren't they better than your elder brother?"

Wuyou thought about it, and from now on, the three father and son would enter and exit together, with a majestic appearance, his eyes could not help but brighten, his depression disappeared, and he was able to raise the baby safely from now on, no longer in a hurry.

On this day, it was already late spring, the weather was sunny and warm, and there were green mountains and green waters, and flowers blooming like brocades along the way, but Zhuang Fan was in a hurry and drove his horse every day, so he rarely slowed down to take a closer look.

Caramel Cake, on the other hand, was fed by Wukong for some reason, and gradually he managed to catch up with him. Although it was not as good as Bailong's horse with full horsepower, he would not fall behind frequently, nor would he be panting so badly after a day.

Fortunately, because of Zhuang Fan, the white dragon horse didn't dare to run wildly, one is because it is easy to run away when it is too fast, Wukong shouldn't, and the other is because Zhuang Fan was scared.

At first he rode Wuwang, this guy was confiscated, Zhuang Fan also forgot what happened before, and didn’t cover his face, but Wuwang ran very fast, the spring breeze was strong, Zhuang Fan’s face was peeled that night, red and swollen , I dare not touch it, it hurts when I touch it, and it took a long time for it to heal.

From then on, Zhuang Fan became a masked hero, and every day before he got on his horse, he was wrapped tightly by Wukong.

This day finally came to Pingdingshan.

At this time, Zhuang Fan has experienced the previous few calamities, and he no longer believes in the plot in his memory that he recorded.

Along the way, I've never seen a goblin who beat me up without saying a word!

The last time he left Wave Moon Cave, he took out his strategy booklet and read it, but there was no similar plot at all.

Just now Wukong went to the front to inquire, and when he came back, he told his master that a woodcutter told him that this place is called Pingdingshan.

Zhuang Fan took out the little strategy again and saw that he remembered the words "Two children of the Taishang Laojun burning fire, golden horns and silver horns..." and so on. Shun, be careful."

Wukong was instructed by the woodcutter transformed by the Dharma Protector, and he was on guard. He laughed when he heard the master's words, and said: "As long as the master is not surprised, come one to hit one, come two to hit two doubles!"

Zhuang Fan sat on the horse, raised his whip, and said, "Why are you afraid!"

His big apprentice is amazing!