Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan called Nezha: "Don't be naughty, come and sit here with your godfather!"

Nezha looked over angrily, and said angrily: "Father, you are unreasonable!" It was agreed that the bad guys can be beaten!

Zhuang Fan waved at him, opened his arms again, Nezha pouted, Huntian Ling took it away, and rushed over like a cannonball, hugging Zhuang Fan's neck and sulking.

Zhuang Fan patted him on the back and said, "Wuyou, we need to be elegant and not vulgar, you know? If you keep talking about stinky words all day long, you won't be able to eat well in the future!"

Nezha pursed his mouth and muttered, "Father lied to me!" Damn, no more.

Zhuang Fan rubbed the back of his head, smiled, and said very meanly: "Baby, the world is so big and there are so many sad people, we really can't care where people cry, you know?"

Zhuang Fan was originally a soft-spoken and soft-hearted person, and he never took care not to stab people in the chest when he spoke, but he just hated these gods who always came to touch porcelain, and said, "I'm doing it for your own good, I just test you out, and see your Dao heart." Whether you are firm or not, you have to be grateful for my "face style.

Just, why?

Tang Seng's words made Li Shan's old mother, who was walking over crying, turn livid, she stopped and said: "This elder, since he is a monk, how can he speak without virtue?"

Zhuang Fan saw that the woman was graceful, wearing revealing clothes, rolled his eyes, lowered his head, recited a sentence of Amitabha, and turned around with Nezha in his arms.

When Bajie saw the figure of the woman, he told Wukong and sneaked into the tent to hide.

The combination of a young widow and a beautiful young girl shows that the family is going to recruit a son-in-law to work again!Don't you run away at this time, can't you wait to be caught?

In Gao Lao Zhuang, the name of the door-to-door son-in-law, Ba Jie, who was tired and hungry, felt headaches and trembling when he saw this kind of female team, and he really couldn't handle it. won't go.

Zhuang Fan wasn't very happy either, he said to himself that these few are really good, they can't do it at one time, and they even have double swiping, he really thinks he is an NPC, so he should go all out to collect experience points.

Seeing that his master was not happy, Wukong stood up and said, "This female Tanyue should leave quickly, it's dark and the road is steep, be careful of the goblin."

The old mother of Li Shan was surprised, she never thought that among the masters and apprentices, the most talkative one was the grandson monkey who was the master of the sky in the past, so she made a pitiful appearance of the cold weather and said: "This elder, we The mother and daughter are going to visit the grave of their dead husband, because they are overwhelmed with grief, they have forgotten the time, it is getting late at this time, and it is difficult to hurry, I wonder if the elder can take our mother and daughter in for a night?"

The monkey folded his arms and shook his head, saying: "Gua Tian Li Xia is a lonely man and a widow, it's not suitable, you go."

As soon as I said this, there was a sudden howl of wolves and tigers in the distance. The young woman and the two little girls collapsed on the ground trembling and unable to support themselves. The younger girl started crying, and the young woman People couldn't stop begging.

Nezha pouted and was very unhappy. Now he especially wanted to know whether Zihuluwa had thrown his brothers into the alchemy furnace. He didn't care about anything else, so he leaned on Zhuang Fan's ear and whispered: "Master! , let's go back to the tent."

Zhuang Fan thought about it, so he said to Wukong, "Oh Wukong, let's give them the bonfire."

The monkey replied: "Yes, Master!"

Seeing the master entering with the little junior in his arms, the curtain fell, and the monkey said, "If you don't want to leave, then spend the night by this campfire. There is enough firewood for you to light all night." He wanted to look at the three How long can one last by the fire in the wild? You must know that although it is already spring, it is just catching up with the late spring cold. The chest is warmed by the bonfire, but the back can be completely frozen!

For the sake of looking good, these three wear very thin clothes. They only hope that the gods will be strong and not cold!

After the monkey finished speaking, he didn't listen to the mother and daughter's thanks, and went in as soon as he lifted the curtain, covering the tent tightly. Zhuang Fan was about to continue telling the story, when he saw the monkey coming in, he waved his hand.

Wukong smiled and leaned over, gossiping: "Master, there is only one temptation to come to the immortal Buddha, but there is still a chance to meet such a female fairy. Master is handsome and has a high status. If you are caught by the fairy, When the time comes, how can you refuse?"

Zhuang Fan suddenly thought of a joke, and said with a malicious smile: "What's the matter, tell those female goblins that Master's gender is male, and he likes male, and they will all run away!"

Wukong's jaw was about to drop. I don't know how many immortals and buddhas in the sky and the earth sprayed the tea together, choking half to death. The monkey asked stupidly, "Master, are you lying to the female fairy, or are you kidding me?"

Zhuang Fan laughed loudly, and said: "Oh, master is a monk now, and he still misses some female goblins and gods, and he will never have a chance in this life if he likes anything!" Wait for me to go home, and sooner or later I won't be a single dog!

Only then did the monkey heave a sigh of relief, and thought that the man's words were astonishing, the master was frightening to death, let him talk nonsense, and it would be a disaster if he attracted male goblins in the future!

Nezha didn't understand, so with a stern face, he asked Zhuang Fan curiously: "Father, what is my gender and what are my hobbies?"

Zhuang Fan choked, thinking that next time he had to remember something, not to talk nonsense in front of the children, scratched Nezha's nose and said: "You, like godfather and senior brothers, are also male, as for hobbies, It should be a story!"

Nezha then pointed to the monkey and asked, "Then what do senior brothers like?"

Zhuang Fan looked at the monkey and smiled, then lowered his head and said to Nezha: "Your senior brother likes that everyone is here, lively and lively, and then he squats on a tree to eat peaches and bask in the sun very leisurely!"

Nezha turned his head, glanced at Wukong, nodded, and then said to Zhuang Fan: "Father, you are right, we were all waiting to eat flat peaches at the table back then, but the senior brother secretly ate them all by himself! "After eating, he smashed the pot!

Wukong pretended not to hear, his ears were red, he carefully took Aoyu out of his arms, stuffed him into the quilt warmed by the hand stove, and buried his head in it himself.

The black history was known by the master, so shameful!

Nezha saw Xiao Bailong who was sleeping with bubbling snot, and then went to Bajie. Bajie was concentrating on throwing fried soybeans, and then picked them up with his mouth. Nezha said, "Father, I don't even need to guess. You know, the second senior brother's hobby is sleeping, and the third senior brother's hobby is eating!"

After finishing speaking, Nezha shook his head and sighed expressionlessly: "Father, you are really miserable. Look at the three apprentices you have taken in, one is more useless than the other!"

In addition to eating and sleeping, there is nothing you can do!

Zhuang Fan was so teased that he burst out laughing, lay down with Nezha in his arms, and continued to tell the story of Calabash Baby.

Today is Bajie's night duty, this guy can throw soybeans all night, let him play by himself!

That night, far away outside, ghosts and wolves were howling all the time, and the mother and daughter were also crying and crying for a long time. Fortunately, Nezha listened to the story and slowly fell asleep.

In the end, Wukong hummed and turned into a little monkey, hugged and hugged, and got into the master's other arm together, buried his face, and fell asleep with Nezha on the left and right.

Zhuang Fan looked at the dim yellow glazed lamp hanging in the middle of the tent and thought about his thoughts. No matter how noisy outside, he couldn't get into his heart. After a while, he also fell into a deep sleep.

Only Bajie stubbornly insisted on throwing fried soybeans for a whole night. Now he and Wukong take turns to be on duty every day, and they can go to practice on the rest night if they have nothing to do. It doesn’t hurt if they don’t sleep for two or three days.

Early the next morning, before dawn, Bajie was kicked out by the three master and apprentice!

Zhuang Fan swears that he will never make fried soybeans for Bajie in his life!

Ba Xiaodai walked out aggrieved and looked around. The sky was full of stars, the bonfire was still on, and the air was very cold. He shivered and walked over with his clothes tight, intending to warm himself up by the fire.

The three next to the fire hadn't left yet, they stood firm all night, unwilling to give up, and as a result, their eyes were blackened.

Hearing the voice at this time, they turned their heads to look over in unison, everyone's eyes brightened, and Ba Jie was startled!

Li Shan's old mother said in her heart that you are the only one!She heard that Zhu Wuneng was sent to the lower world for molesting Chang'e in the sky, and she looked down on him in her heart, secretly thinking that this man must not be able to get rid of the attraction of women, and now that he came out, he was probably thinking about doing something behind his back. If this Zhu Wuneng breaks the precept and moves Fanxin, then this mission will be considered a success!

But before the beautiful woman turned into by Li Shan's old mother could speak delicately, Bajie sat down very calmly, raised his fat buttocks, and there was a long, loud, and full-bodied fart!

After a long cry, Bajie switched sides and made another short and forceful full stop.

The air was frozen, the time was frozen, and the atmosphere was also frozen. Li Shan's old mother, Manjusri and Puxian pinched their noses together, closed their mouths tightly, stood up, and held the corner of their skirts. Without a word of nonsense, Fei Ye It seems to have run away!

Bajie snorted coldly: "Fight with my old pig? Huh!" Very proud!

How to deal with these delicate little ladies, how to please them, Bajie has not yet figured out the key, but how to make people hate them, so that people can't avoid them, Ba Xiaodai is full of bad water.

Li Shan's old mother turned back to her real body, her face was flushed with anger, she stood on the top of the cloud regardless of her status, and yelled incoherently. Manjusri and Puxian were not happy, but they had no choice but to persuade: "Forget it! Why bother with a stinky man!" , "Holy Mother, don't be angry, teach a few more female disciples in the future, and teach these stinky men a lesson!", "Yes, yes! It hurts you! Let's go back!"

I really can't afford to be entangled with these rough people!

Li Shan's old mother thought for a while, but couldn't swallow the bad breath, and said angrily: "Go! Go to the South China Sea! Go to Guanyin! What kind of Buddhist scriptures did he find! What kind of apprentice did he teach! It is shameless! Disrespectful! Inhuman ! In vain for a son of man!"

Manjusri and Puxian had no choice but to agree, and accompanied Li Shan's old mother to go straight to the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea. It just so happened that this trip made Taiyi Zhenren and Guanshiyin Bodhisattva a pot!

Zhuang Fan didn't know that his three disciples were so powerful. When he got up in the morning and got out of the tent, he saw that the three gods were gone, only Bajie was sitting there pitifully, and uncharacteristically, he had nothing in his hand and his mouth was idle. He didn't eat either, so he couldn't help but wonder: "Wujing, aren't you hungry?"

Bajie shook his head, rubbed his stomach, and quietly released a gas bomb, saying: "My stomach is bloated, I don't want to eat!" I still want to hiccup!

Zhuang Fan was very angry and funny, and said: "Look at your gluttony next time, how many times has Master said, don't eat too much at one time, but chew slowly! Clear your stomach today, don't eat !" Eating soybeans and drinking cold water, the dead child commits suicide and implicates others!

Now that there is no suitable medicine in hand, this is the only way to go. Zhuang Fan was afraid that Bajie would get dehydrated, so he went to boil water for Bajie, and made some salt and sugar water to drink. There was no white sugar. When the water was warm, he added some honey to make up for it .

Sure enough, it didn't take long before Bajie was abolished, and he frequently ran to the toilet.

Because of this, I didn’t leave today, and after staying for a day, Zhuang Fan also confiscated all the food in Bajie’s beads. When Ba Xiaodai took everything out, his heart ached so badly that he cried loudly In one scene, there was a big tear in the corner of my eye.

It's just that Zhuang Fan was so determined to cure his lack of restraint in eating that he didn't keep a cold face.

It’s a rare day of leisure, and it coincides with the bright spring. Except for Bajie who has to worry about his stomach and can’t run around, Zhuang Fan took Wukong and Nezha to relax for a day. Today, the sun is warm and the wind is strong. He took out a few kites and prepared to lead the disciples to fly kites.

Wukong didn't know what a kite was. Nezha had watched other children play with it when he was very young, and no one at home had ever bought one for him.

Bajie is similar to Nezha. He used to fly kites in Gaolaozhuang and saw the children in the village, but at that time he was still working very hard in the fields. How could he have a part in such things as playing games? Son.

Cruel, not today as usual.

Zhuang Fan slowly pulled and unwound the thread, and soon a little swallow flew up in the sky.

The monkey was holding a centipede, and Nezha was holding a butterfly, imitating Zhuang Fan, but after a long toss, the kite just burrowed into the ground without any intention of going to the sky.

Wukong woke up today, I heard that he will not go out for rest today, and he has not changed back to his original body. At this time, he is a three-headed figure who is shorter than Nezha. The two little brothers looked at each other. Wukong put down his kite first, Carrying Nezha's kite, he flew into the sky!

Cheating!Blatant cheating!

Anyway, the last three kites were still flying slowly in the air.

Wukong is very beautiful, and Nezha is very proud.Bajie, Bajie will be wronged to death!

Especially Bajie drank millet porridge for three meals today. Master took Wukong and Nezha to eat small wontons in the morning, big meat steamed buns and hot soup at noon, and dumplings in the evening. Bajie's eyeballs almost fell out of their rice bowls.

Fortunately, one day passed, Ba Jie stopped the diarrhea on the second day, and the master and apprentice continued on their way.

Bajie looked at Master pitifully, thinking about his confiscated food, Zhuang Fan took out a sugar ball slowly, and fed it to the caramel cake. The caramel cake gnawed a few times, very proud Hearing Bajie's recovery twice, the poor chubby pouted, knowing that the master had made up his mind this time, and walked listlessly behind the caramel cake without saying a word!

Five days later, Zhuang Fan returned Bajie's darlings to him, but he confiscated those that were not easy to digest, such as glutinous rice snacks, various nuts, and dried meat, and told Bajie, If you want to eat it, you can ask Master for it.

Ba Xiaodai was tearful at the moment, but he was very happy to get something else back. After that, he didn't dare to hang around and eat in front of Zhuang Fan like before, for fear that Zhuang Fan would give these things to him again. I took it back.

On the other hand, Zhuang Fan, if Bajie chewed more slowly, or ate less cold and hard food, we would praise him and give him a piece of snacks or a handful of dried meat as a reward, but Bajie So happy.

Not long after, there was another person who ate slowly at the small dining table on the west side, and the monkey was already able to use chopsticks very well.

After walking like this for another five or six days, they came to a place called Longevity Mountain.

Today it was Bajie's turn to go to explore the road, and when he came back, he said to his master and brothers: "The firewoodcutter who lived near here said that there is a temple in Wanshou, called Wuzhuang Temple, and there is an immortal in the temple, and the name of the road is Zhen Motoko.

As soon as Bajie mentioned the Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain, Zhuang Fan remembered who this Zhenyuanzi was when he heard the place name, so he reined in, sat on the horseback, and told Wukong and others about the origin of this Zhenyuanzi.

Wukong wondered: "Master, since this person has such an extraordinary background, why did he choose to build such a Taoist temple here? Wouldn't it be better to go to the sky or other continents to find a wonderful place in the fairy mountain? Someone robbed him."

Zhuang Fan shook his head and smiled, and said, "It's not just that his view is not good? There is no better place than this in the sky and on the earth!"

Wukong was even more surprised and asked, "Why did Master say that?"

Zhuang Fan told the allusion of the ginseng fruit on the Wuzhuang Temple to his disciples, and before Wukong did anything, Bajie suddenly realized: "Oh! It turned out to be him!"

Turning back to the monkey, he said, "Eldest senior brother, you don't remember, when you made a big peach feast, the Immortal Zhenyuan once offered fairy fruit, but unfortunately you ate them all, there was nothing left! "

The monkey blinked and said, "What happened? I don't know. I was so drunk at the time, I don't even remember what I ate!"

Bajie smacked his lips, and said: "Isn't this ruining something good! Brother, I just discovered today that this food must be eaten slowly to be delicious. Master's words are very reasonable!"

Wukong patted Bajie, and said: "Just remember to eat, senior brother will teach you another good thing, you'd better be cautious about something you haven't seen before, it looks delicious, you may not know what it tastes like in your mouth!"

As a person who was also passed by Zhao Wukeng, Nezha nodded hastily when he heard what the elder brother said, and said yes again and again.

Wukong then asked: "Master, shall we visit Wuzhuang Temple?"

Zhuang Fan thought about it, it's better not to make trouble for Guanyin, it's only been a few days since we separated, and an hour has passed in the sky?After entering Zhuangzi, if the ginseng fruit is not sure, it will be bad for these three apprentices, so let's go around!

Thinking of this, Zhuang Fan said: "No need to go, let's hurry on our way. Although this Zhen Yuanzi had friendship in his previous life, it was a long time ago! The road to the west is far away, and we will see each other endlessly. Let's go. "

Then he said to the two apprentices: "No one wants to eat ginseng fruit, right?" Don't regret it after it's over.

Wukong and Bajie shook their heads like rattles, and even Nezha shook his hands, saying, "Don't eat, don't eat!"

Although the journey was hard, Master never treated them badly. Besides, although the ginseng fruit was rare, it was not unheard of. It was important to go west. No matter how good things are, if you work hard now, you will be able to eat them later.

Zhuang Fan laughed, raised the reins, galloped away, and slipped away!

But he didn't pay attention, in his arms, Aowuwang quietly turned over, yawned, sniffed his nose, it was all the familiar smell of Master, he felt warm and at ease, his eyelids were closed heavily, and Fell asleep, lazy and unwilling to wake up.

This time I didn’t go out specially. Zhen Yuanzi, who was honestly waiting for Tang Seng and his disciples in Wuzhuang Temple, saw the whereabouts of Tang Seng and his disciples in the water mirror, and couldn’t help but feel very headache. !

Zhen Yuanzi sat on the futon, closed his eyes, and thought in his heart, this Tang monk and his disciples visited the Five Villages of Longevity Mountain, not only to pass one of the difficulties in their master and disciple's journey of learning scriptures here, but also to help him along the way. The ginseng fruit tree spends a great doom in this life.

The ginseng fruit tree I occupy is the spiritual root that was born when the universe was first established, but this spiritual root does not have the same life as the world, it also has its own doom!

If it wasn't for Sun Wukong's rooting before the last catastrophe, after a catastrophe, I'm afraid he will suffer the punishment of thunder and fire in a few days.

At that time, if the ginseng fruit tree can't bear it alone, and all the branches and leaves from head to toe will be turned into flying ash in an instant, how can there be time to go to the South China Sea to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva's jade purification bottle to save it?

I'm afraid that the Bodhisattva will come, even if there are thousands of nectars, he can only say nothing to the pile of black ashes, and can only sigh.

Therefore, the misfortune of Tang Monk and his disciples must be led to the Wuzhuang Temple!

Thinking of this, Zhen Yuanzi didn't dare to delay any longer, got up suddenly, took the golden hammer and the alchemy plate, went to the back to get two fruits from the fruit tree, put them in a box made of branches from the ginseng fruit tree, go out.

The ginseng fruit is quite strange, if you take it off and don't eat it, it will become stiff after a long time. It will wither without entering the wood, so that it will be stored for a long time.

Zhen Yuanzi found his eldest disciple, gave a few quiet instructions, and then took the box to find the Buddhist scriptures.

He knew that the Tang monk and his disciples were not strong enough, so he didn't dare to fly fast on the clouds, so he walked west slowly with the box in his arms, and he found Tang's monk and his disciples ten miles away from Wuzhuang Temple.