Tang Seng is a cook

But Nezha said: "Brother, they also want to change, there is no chance! I will tell them, they are only envious, not blaming me!"

Everyone was stunned: Li Jing, this father, is too much of a failure!

Zhuang Fan was at a loss, so he could only say: "Baby, your surname is determined by God, and you really can't change it. How about it, Master will give you a name. We usually call you by your first name instead of your surname. How about you?" It's fine, wait for Aoyu, no, no, wait for Wu Wang to wake up, and you can still fool around for a while.

After hearing this, Nezha thought it was okay, so he asked, "Father, what is my name Wu?"

Wukong regretted it so much that he should have given the name Wuwang to Nezha!It's all his fault that he cheated Xiao Er, if not, wouldn't it be better to use it to cheat Nezha now?

Zhuang Fan sighed, thinking that the child's past experience was also full of misery, rubbed Nezha's little bun, and said: "Godfather named you Wuyou, I hope you will not worry in the future, be happy Happy baby, okay?"

Nezha said a few times in his mouth, then turned to the Bodhisattva and said, "Master, from now on I will realize worry, please tell my master, come pick me up later, don't forget my name!" The Bodhisattva nodded and agreed .

Having said this, Zhuang Fan's eyes turned red, and his heart was very sad, even Wukong remembered the past, rubbed his nose, took out a big cake and gnawed it.

After Nezha finished, the Bodhisattva came over and whispered to Zhuang Fan, "Give me that one."

Zhuang Fan understood, and when he took out his things, he murmured to Guanyin: "I gave it to you, don't read it here, my stupid third apprentice, I don't know what it is, oh, yes, last time you gave it to me. The scriptures, just two, let me give them away, I don’t have any, if you go back, write me two more, if it’s too late, rubbing is fine, then I’ll bring more.”

The more he gets along with the Bodhisattva, the more he feels that this person has a cold face and a warm heart, so he no longer looks at him from above, and dares to be a little presumptuous.

The Bodhisattva frowned: "Why do you need so much, you want to sell it?"

Zhuang Fan said: "How can you be willing to sell it? It can be exchanged for a lot of money. On the way, if you give it to someone who knows the goods, whoever doesn't take it as a treasure! I have to keep a copy for myself! I gave it away last time. Give it to me. My heart hurts so much!" Bodhisattva wrote in handwriting, isn't it better than an international star's handwriting?

The Bodhisattva was happy when he said this, but also felt a little awkward, and felt that the tips of his ears were a little hot, so he ignored him, turned around and left.

Walking up to Sha Wujing, threw the hat on his head, and said coldly, "Put it on!"

That Sha Wujing has been kneeling obediently all the time, with a lot of thoughts in his heart, don't mention how upset he is, lest this time his life will be lost. He knocked his head down and said tremblingly, "Bodhisattva, spare your life!"

Avalokitesvara couldn't be bothered to chatter with him, she thought that it would be inconvenient if the apprentice wasn't around, and she had to do it herself without a spokesperson, saying: "No one will kill you, keep it for yourself, put on the hat! Your hair is too ugly!" what colour!It's not the right way at first glance!

After hearing this, Sha Wujing finally settled down, put his hat on without raising his head, stood up obediently, bowed and saluted, "Thank you Bodhisattva for your generosity!"

Bodhisattva didn't bother to pay attention to him, and was ready to deal with him later, then turned to Zhuang Fan and said, "Then you guys go away!"

Zhuang Fan thought in his heart, I really want to leave, and said to the quicksand river, "I'll drink all the way there, you don't like it, after that, you won't need to drink water for the rest of your life."

The Bodhisattva was overjoyed by him, waved a willow branch in his hand, built a bridge on the Liusha River, and said, "Go, go! You have been here to anger me all your life!"

Zhuang Fan suddenly felt that the Bodhisattva was very pitiful, and couldn't help but said to him: "Thank you for your hard work, I'm leaving, I'll see you later!"

The Bodhisattva blushed and waved his hands. When Zhuang Fan saw it, he smiled, turned around, took his apprentice and godson with him, and continued westward.

The Bodhisattva kept watching the master and the disciples lead the horses across the river, and then withdrew the magic power and the bridge.

Seeing the holy monk gone, Sha Wujing, who wanted to run up but was caught beside him, also collapsed on the ground, as if he understood something in his heart, his blue face turned extremely pale.

Before the Bodhisattva had time to deal with him, suddenly a white light flashed, and the red-eyed Daoist Taiyi showed his figure, tilted his neck and looked to the opposite bank, but the river was so loud and noisy that even the apprentice couldn't see half of his shadow.

The old man wiped away his tears sadly, seeing Guanyin's stomach ache: "What are you crying for? What can't bear it!"

Master Taiyi twitched and said: "I have never hugged Nezha before, no one hugged me when I was a child, and I didn't know that children should be hugged! His godfather hugged him just now, I think he is very happy! "

The Bodhisattva thought about Nezha's face, from which angle did you see that he was happy, and still persuaded: "Come on, Tang Sanzang had no father or mother when he was a child, and no one hugged him! You don't know, you It's old-fashioned!" He obviously loves to death in his heart, but he still has to show a sense of teacher's dignity on the surface!Have the same virtue as Bodhi!

Master Taiyi jumped up when he heard this: "You fart! This is not that! This father and mother..." Woke up by the bodhisattva and a willow branch, and immediately shut up.

After a while, he groaned, "It's just different if you know how to raise a child and don't know how to raise a child!"

The Bodhisattva saw that he stopped talking, and said, "Don't worry, Nezha still told you to go to Lingshan to pick him up when the time comes, your apprentice will never forget you! Don't think about it!"

Master Taiyi said listlessly: "My apprentice naturally has me in his heart."

Then he howled violently towards the river: "Master's Wuyou~~~ You must be well~~~" It was like calling a soul, but it startled the Bodhisattva and became very happy.

After staring blankly for a while, Taiyi sighed, and said again: "Nezha left Guawa in the Heavenly King's Mansion, you can go back and return later, remember to bring Guawa back, I will wait for you in Zizhu Forest. "

The Bodhisattva was about to die of anger, and said, "Who is Guawa!"

Master Taiyi set up the cloud head, sat on it listlessly, and said: "Guawa is my crane, and I have a good relationship with Nezha, don't forget! After two days, I have to take Guawa Look at Nezha."

The Bodhisattva said viciously: "Let him fly back by himself! I don't care!" Then he turned around and tied Sha Wujing with willow branches, and went straight to Huangfengling.

Taiyi knew that Guanyin was always soft-spoken and soft-hearted, so he didn't take it to heart, and ran to the purple bamboo forest. Sure enough, when Guanyin came back, there was a little crane standing timidly behind him.

The lotus platform of the Bodhisattva is too small, and Guawa was afraid of falling, so she had to make herself smaller.

Not to mention how Huang Fengling, Sha Wujing, who was tortured by the Bodhisattva's curse, tremblingly led a group of ugly little monsters to cultivate their hearts and return to their homeland, and not to mention how the Jade Emperor and Buddha watched the theater leisurely in the heavenly court To come up with an idea, let's just talk about Tang Monk's master and apprentice running wildly on the road westward.

After walking for a few days, at least the ice and snow cleared and the weather warmed up, so the road was not so difficult. Zhuang Fan held Nezha in his arms and rode horses together every day. Monkey and Bajie were still running one after the other. Also get up quickly.

Nezha has never strolled like this in the mortal world, and even riding a horse is very fresh. Zhuang Fan was afraid that others would wear out his legs, so he made him sit on his side for the first few days. Not too fast, Nezha got used to it very quickly.

He just got used to it, and he became wild. At first, he was just mischievous on horseback. He looked at Ao Yu in Zhuang Fan's arms several times, poked the little fat dragon a few times, and muttered, "Is this stupid appearance a senior brother?" Ask Zhuang Fan to touch his head, and then he will be honest.

Later, he couldn't sit still on the horse and wanted to go down and walk by himself. Zhuang Fan knew that these children were not ordinary people who were all alive and well, so he agreed. As a result, Nezha ran with his senior brother on the ground for a while, feeling that his short legs had no advantage. Not being able to run away with the two senior brothers, he took out the Hot Wheels with a whoosh, stood on it and ran away with sparks and lightning all the way.

The monkey looked at him twice from behind, and asked Zhuang Fan, "Master, do you want me to bring him back?"

Zhuang Fan shook his head and said: "Let him go, it's fresh when it comes out, and it will wilt after a few days of running." It's like a child's first spring outing.

The monkey laughed, and looked back at Bajie, Xiao Pangdai was walking and eating the meat buns, because he was afraid that the meat would fall off, so he carried it casually with the rake, eating with one hand, and catching it with the other.

Zhuang Fan gave Bajie a storage bead a few days ago. There was nothing else in it, and it was full of food: sugar cakes, oil cakes, chives, meat clips, straw hat cakes, boiled eggs, tea eggs, salted duck eggs, salted goose eggs, and monkeys. What kind of eggs did he bring back, all kinds of dried meat and stewed goods, fried rice and oil tea noodles, cakes, candies that his second senior brother kept privately, and various fruits brought back by his senior brother... Zhuang Fan also I put a lot of clean cold water in it, just in case the little idiot was thirsty, so he ran to drink raw water casually.

Bajie was holding the bead at the time, the whole pig was stunned, looked inside it, handed it back to Zhuang Fan listlessly and said: "Master, I don't want it."

Zhuang Fanqi said: "Why don't you know how to use it? Ask your senior brother to teach you, and the master smeared some blood on it. This kind of mark can be easily removed."

Bajie shook his head like a rattle, he didn't say why, he just said no, but Zhuang Fan saw that he was obviously greedy, and persuaded him: "Take it, don't be polite to Master, Master can afford you. "

The monkey knew well why Bajie didn't dare to accept it, so he couldn't stand still laughing beside him, patted Ba Xiaodai on the back of the head, and said, "Thank you, Master!"

Only then did Bajie thank Master, and murmured a few words to Zhuang Fan: "Master, I just don't like to gain weight, no matter how much I eat, I won't gain weight!"

Zhuang Fan didn't know why, he was afraid that he would be ashamed and endure hunger, so he said casually: "Bajie is not fat, let's eat!"

These words scared Ba Xiaodai to pay more attention to his figure since then, for fear that one day he would show his fat face and ask his master to slaughter him for meat, but he strung up the bead carefully, hung it on his chest, and put it next to his body up.

This journey did not delay him from eating.

Wukong and Bajie devoted themselves to accompanying Zhuang Fan on the road, and after a while Nezha hurried back on the Hot Wheels, shouting, "Daddy, Daddy!"

Zhuang Fan opened his arm, and a little meatball jumped into his arms, almost knocking Zhuang Fan back in one breath. After a while, Zhuang Fan wiped Nezha's sweat with his sleeve, and said to himself that it was lucky Wuwang took it to Wukong and put it in his arms, otherwise Nezha would come here several times a day, sooner or later Wuwang would turn into a piece of paper dragon.

Nezha put away the hot wheels and jumped into Zhuang Fan's arms. With a chubby face, he said excitedly: "Father, there is a family in front! The house is very big! It's well repaired, let's go tonight Let's stay!"

Nezha has spent the past few days sleeping in tents at night, and Nezha’s initial excitement has long since passed, and these days Wukong has taught him, always asking him to help set up tents and collect tents. Looking for someone to live in.

It's just ordinary people's homes, and Zhuang Fan doesn't ask to disturb them. Those ordinary people's homes are poor, and they are tired after hard work. , the master and apprentice went, I am afraid that if it is the original owner's house, someone will have to lay the floor.

Therefore, when they could set up tents, Zhuang Fan didn't ask them to go to poor people's homes for lodging at will.

One can imagine how excited Nezha was to see a wealthy family at this time. Even though he knew there was something different, Zhuang Fan couldn't bear to discourage the child's enthusiasm, so he said, "Okay, let's listen to Wuyou today, let's go to the front Stay at home."

The master and the apprentice continued on their way, and in the evening, they came to a villa. The monkey looked up and saw auspicious clouds flowing in midair, and the auspicious mist steaming. He glanced at him without saying a word, picked up the fourth junior brother, and then helped the master off the horse.

Bajie had a bright voice, and the young monk, who was fair and decent, was in charge of calling the door. Little Fatty turned his head and said to his master and brother: "This looks like a wealthy family. If it's safe, master can take a bath tonight." Mile."

After finishing speaking, I stopped talking nonsense, and went to call the door. I called a few times, and I heard footsteps coming from inside, and an old woman's voice came: "Who is calling the door?"

Hearing it was a female voice, Bajie seemed to be bitten, so he took a big step back, bowed to the monkey, and said, "Senior brother, I'll leave it to you!" In a flash, he ran away and hid in the caramel cake I took the horse by my side.

The monkey was also impatient to accompany these gods and gods, who had to come down to experience life, and said to Nezha: "Little brother, you go! I'll give you a chance to be polite to ordinary people and know how to talk to you." No?"

Nezha said enthusiastically, "Elder brother, don't worry, just watch mine!"

After finishing speaking, he walked forward, and the person inside happened to ask again: "Who is it? Is there anyone? Make trouble!"

Nezha hurriedly said: "Someone's, someone's!" With a small milky voice, cute and crunchy!

The door opened with a creak, and an old woman with gray hair, walking on crutches, and wearing brocade clothes came out, her eyes were dim, and she looked straight ahead: "Who is it? Huh? Why is there no one?"

When Zhuang Fan saw him, he thought to himself that you are an old man, you are so old, you dress so well, you don’t even have a maid around you, you don’t even let a doorman in your house, and you have to come out to open the door yourself. It's really too much!Put it in the time-traveling article, and guarantee a negative score and a bad review.

Nezha had a real heart, and was annoyed that he was too short, so he grabbed the old man's sleeve and said, "Grandma, I'm here!"

The old woman just lowered her head, saw that it was a serious Taoist boy, and smiled: "It turns out that he is a Daoist, I don't know what is the reason for knocking on my door at this time?"

Nezha made a bow, and said with a serious look: "Old benefactor, I'm sorry for disturbing you, we are going to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. We pass by this treasure land in the evening and want to stay in your residence for one night. I don't know if old benefactor can do it." Is it convenient?"

Seeing that he was so young, the old lady was so articulate, she couldn't help but wondered: "Seeing that you are a Taoist priest, but you claim to be going to worship Buddha to seek scriptures, then are you a monk or a Taoist priest?"

Nezha heard this, bit his finger, thought for a while and said, "My father and my brother are both monks, and I am a Taoist priest myself!"

The old woman clapped her hands and laughed: "This is amazing. The monk and the Taoist walked together, and the monk also had a Taoist son! It's amazing! Didn't you pick it up?"

Nezha got a little angry, but the elder brother told him to be polite, so he saluted angrily: "Since the mother-in-law won't take me in, the boy will leave! Excuse me!"

Turn around and leave.

The old woman hurriedly said: "Hey, don't go, don't go, come in! I will keep you for one night, let him be a monk or a priest, anyway, I have nothing to do with it!" As she spoke, she opened the door and put on her crutches again. , walked in unsteadily, and said as he walked: "After you come in, remember to lock the door! There are so many goblins in this year!"

Seeing that she agreed, Nezha was a little discouraged at first, so he was relieved, but the mother-in-law's words were not very pleasant, so he felt very aggrieved, ran to Zhuang Fan, and opened his hands.

Zhuang Fan picked him up and hugged him, only to see that Nezha's eyes were full of tears, and he held back tears, so he kissed him twice on the face and said: "Don't cry, don't cry, we Wuyou are doing well! He is obedient, polite, and very capable.”

Nezha was even more aggrieved by the coaxing, and said, "Daddy, let's go in."

Zhuang Fan rubbed his little face and said: "If you don't like this place, we don't have to stay here." Whoever he is, if he doesn't want to serve him, he won't serve him!

Nezha shed two tears with a stern face, thought for a while, buried his face in Zhuang Fan's neck, nodded, and remained silent.

Zhuang Fan said to Wukong: "Wukong, go and help the old man close the door!"

The monkey agreed, and walked over. With two bang bang bangs, the gate was instantly shut tightly. The master and apprentice mounted their horses again, walked around the house, and left in a flash!

The sun is about to go down, so we have to find a flat and watery place to camp for the night, or it will be difficult to cook.

Nezha looked listless, and was very sorry to Zhuang Fan: "Father, you can't take a bath tonight." The elder brother told him that his father loves to be clean, as long as he can stay, he must take a bath every day.

Zhuang Fan rubbed his son and said: "What's the matter, besides, the old lady came to open the door in person just now, presumably there are only female family members in his house, and it's not good for Master to take a bath in her house, so don't worry about Wuyou."

At this time, Wukong had found a place and was calling Nezha to help him. Nezha felt a little embarrassed because he was self-willed today, so he followed his senior brother obediently.

Zhuang Fan saw that Nezha became lively again, smiled slightly, and went to prepare dinner by himself.

On the contrary, Li Shan's mother, who turned into an old woman in the house, was taken aback by the monkey's slamming door. Looking back, the door was closed tightly, and there was no one behind her. Take the same.

When Manjusri Puxian heard the doorbell, he thought it was Tang Monk and his disciples who came out, and they also changed their shapes and came out of their hiding places, just to see, huh?Why is the courtyard empty, there is no one else except Li Shan's old mother who turned into an old woman?

Manjusri and Puxian not only looked at each other, but asked: "What about the master and apprentice who learn the scriptures?"

The old mother of Li Shan snorted coldly, turned back to her original form, and said angrily: "This Tang Sanzang is too protective of the calf!"

Manjushri asked, "What happened?"

Li Shan's old mother said: "I just saw that Taiyi looked ugly, so I told Nezha that he was not his own son, but Tang Sanzang let his son play with his temper and left with his disciples!"

Manjusri and Puxian looked at each other in surprise, and couldn't help smiling, Puxian said: "The Holy Mother, don't be angry, it's just bad luck for us to go to Taiyi together, but we can't do this job, but what should we do?" Is good?"

The old mother of Li Shan was unwilling to let it go, so she recruited Manjusri Puxian, and the three of them got together and studied it for a while, and finally thought about it and made a plan, then changed her figure again, and faced Tang Seng The place where the master and apprentice are stationed has gone.

Zhuang Fan led his disciples and was guarding the pot to cook vegetables. In the spring, the wild vegetables in the mountains had just emerged and were very tender. Zhuang Fan cut mutton to make the bottom of the pot, and made sesame sauce as a dipping sauce. It was delicious after a bite.

It's just that Nezha watched eagerly, but didn't dare to move his chopsticks. Zhuang Fan asked, "Why doesn't Wuyou eat it? But you don't like the smell of mutton?"

Nezha swallowed and shook his head: "It's very fragrant, not smelly."

He whispered embarrassingly: "My mouth is afraid of hurting!" He remembered the hot sauce he ate at Longnu's last time, and he was afraid that what he ate this time would taste that way again.

Zhuang Fan suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "This is not spicy, try it!" He dipped Nezha into a plate with a big chopstick of mutton. At the beginning, he only got a small amount of chili, and it was made into hot sauce, and it was thrown by the dragon. The woman took away some without saying a word, and she had already run out of food by now.

Nezha then equated the strange feeling in his mouth with the word "spicy", because the master said it was not spicy, so he tasted it boldly, and sure enough, his mouth didn't hurt at all, but it was a little hot, but Really fragrant!Immediately, the chopsticks were flying, and I ate happily.

The four masters and apprentices ate a full meal, and finally ordered a pot of noodles, which was shared by the three apprentices. Each of them was too shy to walk, but Bajie was careful. The elder brother gave a good compliment.

The old mother of Lishan turned into a young woman with a black gauze on her arm and a white flower on her head. The people had already packed up, and they were sitting around the campfire in the dark, listening to Zhuang Fan telling stories.

Zhuang Fan was confused about the memory of Journey to the West, he couldn't think clearly about the clouds and mountains, and there were many other stories, princes and generals, princes and beauties, mountain spirits and ghosts, all kinds of children's stories, every day he could think of new things for his apprentices speak.

Originally, he wanted to tell his apprentices about the list of gods, but later he thought about it, it's better not to cause trouble, so he picked it up slowly, and talked about whatever the apprentices were interested in, and there was no fixed arrangement.

It is rare that Nezha is the most supportive after he comes. What he looks forward to most every day is the time to listen to stories from dinner to bedtime. If something delays him, he can be angry and unhappy for a long time.

In the past two days, Zhuang Fan was talking about the Calabash Brothers. Nezha loved it so much. He listened to it with great interest every day, and kept thinking about it when he was on the road during the day.

At this time, the bonfire was in full swing, and Nezha was lying in the arms of his senior with full concentration, his eyes were shining brightly. The master just started, talking about Ziwa being bewitched by a goblin, losing her true nature, denying the old man and her brother, and becoming a goblin’s child. You must obey the goblin's order and throw all your brothers into the alchemy furnace.

Nezha was listening anxiously, and only heard the sound of a woman crying from a small path in the distance.

Nezha got angry immediately, pulled out the Huntian Ling and shouted: "Where is the goblin! Chichi! Don't sleep in the middle of the night! Go to the hut with a lantern! You are looking for death!"

Zhuang Fan became angry when he heard it, and turned his head to stare at Wukong and Bajie: "Who taught this!"

As soon as Nezha finished speaking, the monkey laughed and twitched again, and practiced waving his hands, "Master, this is the first time I've heard it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" from laughing so much that it couldn't get up.

Zhuang Fan let go of this big apprentice who had a particularly low smile, and went to stare at Bajie again. Before Bajie could react, he said blankly, "What did the master ask? Big brother, what are you laughing at?"