Tang Seng is a cook

But it is said that the four Tang monks, master and apprentice, traveled day and night in this deep winter and severe cold, wearing the stars and wearing the moon without stopping.

It was not until the weather gradually warmed up that the road was as smooth as ice in the early morning and muddy at noon, making it very difficult to walk, so I slowed down.

On this day, the Great Sage visited the outpost, and an old man from a local family told that to the west, there is a mountain called "Eight Hundred Li Huangfeng Ridge" that was occupied by many monsters. Some wild animals were captured in the mountains to eat, but they never went down to disturb the people. It's just that if they want to go through the mountains and go west, I'm afraid it won't work.

Wukong thanked the old man, and came back to report to his master, asking whether he should stay here for a while and wait for him and his younger brother to take care of Huangfengling, or whether the master and apprentice should go forward together and go straight to the strange lair.

Zhuang Fan naturally didn't want to spend time here for nothing, the monk Tang went all the way west, never stopped, if this delay continued, he might have to go for another ten or eight years, so he just said that there is no need to back down.

It was morning at this time, and he didn't find a place to stay overnight. Zhuang Fan got on the horse with the Nine Tin Ring Staff, and carried his second apprentice, Ao Wuwang, in his arms as usual. Coming to the mountains of eight hundred miles!

This group of demons in Huangfengling had a leader. He was a rat who had attained enlightenment at the foot of the Buddha's Lingshan Mountain. He stole the lamp oil from the glazed lamp in the hall, so he ordered the lamp to be extinguished. He was afraid that the Buddha would punish him, so he ran away secretly. up.

Knowing this, the Buddha sent Lingji Bodhisattva, who took Fengfeng Pill and Feilong Baozhang, to arrest him. Lingji Bodhisattva took the rat spirit, and let him go back to the mountain in seclusion because his crime would not warrant death. Since then, the mouse spirit has settled in Huangfengling, built a Huangfeng cave, and recruited little monsters with a radius of hundreds of miles, gathering them together to prevent them from causing chaos in the mortal world, which is considered a meritorious deed for him.

Only this day, the Yellow Wind Demon King was suddenly summoned by his benefactor, and he tidied up his clothes in a panic, ordering his subordinates not to make any mistakes while he was away, and hastily followed the boy to Mount Sumeru, the Bodhisattva Dojo.

Not long after, after traveling for two thousand miles, I saw a high mountain, surrounded by auspicious clouds, and a Buddhist temple in the middle of the mountain, which was exactly where the Bodhisattva was. There was a boy leading him, and the Yellow Wind Demon King walked unimpeded all the way until the Bodhisattva was driving. He knelt down on the ground, and after prostrating, he asked, "I don't know if the Bodhisattva summoned me, but I have something to tell you!"

Bodhisattva Lingji smiled slightly, and said, "I called you here today because of your good fortune!"

When Huang Fenggui heard it, he couldn't help being surprised and happy, and said strangely: "I don't know what kind of good fortune the Bodhisattva said?"

The Bodhisattva then said: "I know that you are eager to turn back to Lingshan, but you are afraid of past crimes. The Buddha forbids it, right? At this time, your luck has arrived. If you catch it, you just need to wait for a while, and you will be able to return to Lingshan." If you can gain merit for nothing, not only can you avoid the sin of going forward, or you can get rid of this evil spirit, it is unknown!"

The yellow wind monster couldn't help but straightened up, his eyes were eager, and he said eagerly: "I hope the Bodhisattva will give me some pointers!"

Lingji Bodhisattva then said: "Do you know that the Buddha Xiangqian selected a Buddhist scripture learner in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and has already set off from the throne of the Tang Emperor, and will come to your Huangfengling soon?"

The monster said in a daze: "Maybe I have heard of it, but I haven't heard it carefully. Once he passed by the monk, how can I cling to the Buddha? Is it possible to follow his disciples and let him go west? I just heard that several of his disciples have no background. I'm small, I'm a little mouse, I'm afraid that those who learn the scriptures will look down on me!"

The Bodhisattva sneered, secretly thinking that this monster also knows the truth, and it is rare to have some self-knowledge, so he said patiently: "It is impossible to go west with you, and the chance is too great. Don't say that you have no blessing to enjoy it, even I can't desire it, but you I only know that he is a passing monk, but I don’t know that there is a saying called passing the road God of Wealth?”

The yellow wind monster's eyes lit up again, and said, "What does the Bodhisattva mean?"

Lingji Bodhisattva then said: "Treat the Tang monk and his disciples well. They are in a hurry to go west. You restrain your subordinates and don't make trouble. Give him what he lacks! Eat, drink, and entertain! When the scriptures are learned, you can take care of yourself. It is good for you, or I can also benefit from your light!"

In the previous time, he let the monster out to make trouble, and waited for the Sun Dasheng to come to his door, and then went to collect the monster without any haste. He wanted to help Tang Seng and his disciples through a difficult time. After calculation, he didn't have any merits at all, and he was actually struck by the thunder of heaven, and he was charged with lax discipline!Willful indulgence!Block westbound!

? ? ?I really want to say something about my Buddha's mercy!

Are you angry?Fortunately, there are quite a few colleagues who made the same mistake as him. Lingji Bodhisattva is not so suffocated. It is only because he was the first to start this problem last time. Afterwards, everyone said that they learned the method from him. Throwing it straight at him is so shameless that it makes people vomit blood!

God, sooner or later I will tell you to spit out this mouthful of fat!

Bodhisattva Lingji saw that the mouse spirit suddenly realized and understood it, so he sternly instructed: "Remember, strictly restrain your subordinates, but whoever dares to choke on this matter and offend the master and disciple of the Buddhist scriptures, if you are powerless Discipline, then don't blame me for being cruel and merciless? Do you know that?"

The yellow wind monster heard the Bodhisattva's words, and then he calmed down from the ecstasy, shook Lingling coldly, gave a deep salute, bid farewell to the Bodhisattva, and hurried back to the cave.

Along the way, the Huangfeng Yaowang thought to himself that the rest of his subordinates were alright, but there was a really disobedient and troublesome one, a tiger spirit, with a thin face and a sallow face in the deep winter of the year before last, who came to cast him. He was appointed as a pioneer, and after a year passed, he gradually became fatter and more courageous, and he shouted and drank on Huangfeng Mountain, becoming awe-inspiring.

This monster can be called a scheming monster, and repeatedly encouraged him to go down the mountain to kidnap people for food. If the yellow wind monster didn't think he was determined, and there was a bodhisattva watching over him, he would have lost his mind and committed a catastrophe .

Anyway, this tiger spirit was restrained by him in the mountains and couldn't go out. He couldn't see ordinary people, so he could only rest his mind slowly, but this time the holy monk and his disciples were going to pass through Huangfeng Mountain. Tiger Spirit couldn't bear to make trouble.

Huang Fenggui secretly said: If you want to earn this merit safely and not be punished by the Bodhisattva, you still have to take care of the root cause of the disaster first.

It's just that the yellow wind monster also has scheming plans, knowing that blocking is worse than sparse, if the tiger spirit's freedom is suddenly restricted, one can't see it, and if the tiger spirit breaks out, it may cause trouble when he can't see it. It's a big disaster, why don't you just put it under your nose and watch it well, thinking about it, the king of Huangfeng called a few of his old confidants, muttered to himself for a long time, and then dispersed, as if nothing happened, just waited The saint monks and disciples arrive.

It's just that when the ice and snow melted, the holy monk and his disciples hadn't arrived yet. One day, his confidant came to inquire about the news, and he came to report the time tremblingly. His face was pale with fright, and he couldn't speak, but it turned out that there were rumors of demons. If you want to drink with a fresh demon heart every day, you can catch a tiger mountain deer, an old ape and a wild boar, as long as you have no spirituality, you will not succeed at all, but as long as it is a goblin, no matter whether it is a mountain spirit or a wild monster. He was all happy with the plant and flower demon.

The holy monk who learned from the scriptures, his great disciple Sun Wukong, was the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain in the past, the extravagant figure who dared to make troubles in the heavenly palace. In the water and fire, the stone monkey born that day is the only one who obeys the order of the master!

The second apprentice of the holy monk is heard to be the third prince of the West Sea Dragon. He is also very capable. He can swallow a horse with one mouthful.

On the contrary, the three apprentices of the holy monk are pig demons, and I heard that they are good. The second day after worshiping the holy monk as an apprentice, he knelt down and begged the holy monk to quit his addiction to eating demon hearts, and was almost cut open by the holy monk. , It's just that the pig demon was the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng with a strong background, so the holy monk didn't do anything.The pig demon managed to save his life in front of the holy monk, and since then he never dared to show his pig image, and only changed into the appearance of a white and fat young monk every day.

The Yellow Wind Demon King heard this, and was skeptical. The person who learned the scriptures was the reincarnation of a good man from the tenth generation. He heard that he became a monk since he was born in this life.

Still eating demon hearts?What's delicious in Yaoxin!

The yellow wind monster thought about the tragedy of being gouged out of his heart, he shuddered, and hurriedly told his subordinates, no matter whether it is true or not, this holy monk is not easy to mess with, from today onwards, all goblins, big and small, will be taken away from this mountain Make your own animal image and make it look like a person.

Anyway, learn from the three apprentices of the holy monk, so that the holy monk will not be greedy looking at them.

All over the mountain, since the Yellow Wind Demon King, everyone has learned to take human form since then, with sharp eyes and jagged mouths, and animal hairs with strange mouths, all put away. The skin is black and yellow, or reddish, only blue and green. I have to learn to put it away, and I have to dress neatly and decently.

Only the tiger demon was buried in the drum, and when he saw all the demons clamoring, he wanted to make a joke, and said arrogantly, if all the demons were imitating human behavior, it was inevitable that he would get up that day and catch one to eat, and the little demons would just ignore him He, seeing him drunk every day, walked around him.

The Yellow Wind Monster doesn't limit him either, offering good wine and good food every day, the Tiger Spirit becomes more and more extravagant, and the Yellow Wind Monster even assigns him a team of little monsters, patrolling the mountains every day, hugging each other, the four little monsters Carrying him away is really majestic and joyful.

However, on this day, a group of people came to Huangfengling, and the one walking in front was a walker, wearing a golden hoop, wearing a golden armor, with cloud shoes on his feet, and a stick on his shoulder. There is a god, walking like a dragon and a tiger, surrounded by evil spirits.

Walking in the middle is a monk in a cassock and a Pilu hat, holding a nine-tin ring staff in his hand, and riding on a brown horse. Walking in the courtyard is general.

The one who walked last was a white and fat monk carrying a nine-toothed rake. He was dressed in a blue monk's robe and a hat inlaid with gold flowers. He had big eyes, a round face, a slightly plump figure, and a lazy expression. Follow the horse.

The mountain road is narrow and rugged, the former Land Rover pioneer sitting lazily on the slider led a group of little demons to patrol the mountain, and the saint monk and his disciples who were heading west all the way met each other without warning!

At the same time, the holy monk and the tiger spirit who were sitting on a high place looked at each other, Zhuang Fan thought to himself, it's too ugly!Tiger carefully said: delicious!

Zhuang Fan waved his hand, "Report your surname by name!" The tiger spirit wanted to arrest someone, but unexpectedly the monk spoke, and after a pause, all the monsters only heard a loud voice and shouted: "We are the people who learned from the Tang Dynasty in the East! , I was ordered to go west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures, and I passed by the precious land, please give way!"

It was Bajie who spoke. This guy had been a marshal, led the army and led the generals, so he had a good voice. He was good at admonishing and cursing. Zhuang Fan knew his apprentice's ability since he knew it, so he taught him a few sets of Guankou. Instruct Wukong Bajie to fight against each other in the future, salute first and then fight, and then talk after shouting.

The tiger spirit heard it, laughed wildly, lazily said on the reclining chair: "Don't worry about you going here and there, I'm just short of an ordinary man to drink!", and also shouted: "Boys! Take it with me!"

All the little demons listened to the tiger spirit's order, shouted in unison, raised their guns and sticks, exerted force together, and violently knocked the tiger spirit into the dust, wiped the tiger spirit's shoulders, head and back, took out the rope, and tied it up three times. It was so tight that even the tiger's mouth was blocked by a little demon who took out a wilted old grapefruit and stuffed it in.

This technique is neat and neat, very familiar, and you can see that you have practiced it a lot. Not only was the tiger spirit stunned and at a loss, but he lost the complacency just now, even Zhuang Fan and his two apprentices were stupid on the spot: what? ?Infighting?Collective rebellion?

The monkey couldn't help but look back at Master again: What's wrong, can we fight in this situation?Before the fight, the monster overthrew his boss first, his grandson has never met before!

At this time, I saw a slightly more respectable little demon walking out of the group of strangely dressed little demons who looked very awkward even though they had perfect facial features and eyes. He clasped his fists and bowed to salute. Hou Shengseng and his party have been together for a long time! Please, holy monk, follow me and wait this way." There were also a few little demons who carried the tiger spirit away, and they did not know where it was taken.

Zhuang Fan was surprised that this little demon behaved more like a human being than the tiger spirit who was tied up as soon as he opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to survive in this demon den, so he said: "I'm sorry, please lead the way !"

Afterwards, he was about to walk the mountain road, so Zhuang Fan got off his horse and wanted to move forward, but Wukong stopped him a little bit, and said in a low voice, "Master, I'm afraid of being deceived!"

Zhuang Fan was courageous, and said: "Not to mention that they are polite, it is really a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, we master and apprentice should break through or break through!"

Wukong and Bajie made the master's blood boil with enthusiasm, and they didn't stop them anymore, they just kept their guards in their hearts and protected the master.

Since a little demon came to lead the horses for the master and apprentice, the caramel cake smelled wrong, and it smelled like a demon. He scratched his hooves a few times and healed a few times anxiously. Zhuang Fan looked back and threw a sugar ball to him. It, Caramel Cake raised its neck to pick it up, crunched it a few times, tasted the sweetness, and followed obediently, but scared the little demon who was leading it to death.

Because the sugar ball this time is light yellow, it looks quite similar to the color of the little demon's eyeballs, the demon mistakenly thought that the holy monk gave the horse an eyeball, and couldn't help but tremble all over in horror!

Master and apprentice Zhuang Fan didn't know, they walked all the way in, led by the little demon who spoke to him earlier.

This walk was quite strange, Zhuang Fan was only accompanied by the little demon, Wu Kong was empty, but around Bajie, surrounded by many little demons, everyone was flattering, smiling, flattering Bajie It's creepy.

The mountain road was difficult, and after walking a few steps, I saw a tall man with a yellow face, hurriedly leading a group of people, and when he saw Zhuang Fan, he bowed his head from a distance and bowed: "The disciple took the Yellow Wind Cave up and down to meet the holy monk, I didn’t go far to greet you, it’s disrespectful and disrespectful! Another subordinate refused to obey the discipline, and offended the holy monk, master and disciple, I hope the holy monk will punish him!" The surrounding little demons knelt down on the ground.

At this time, Zhuang Fan's memory of the detailed content of Journey to the West has become increasingly blurred, but when he mentioned the name of this place, he still had an impression in his heart, and he couldn't help but wonder, how did this yellow wind monster become so kind and respectful?

Nai stepped forward to help him up: "Your Majesty is very polite!"

Since then, the two parties have successfully met, and the atmosphere of the conversation is very friendly and harmonious. The appearance of this yellow wind monster is no different from the ordinary people Zhuang Fan has seen. It is a big yellow-faced man, so Zhuang Fan has no intention of fear.

Even the guarded heart that was slightly raised, saw that the Huangfeng Mountain was full of human shapes up and down, and there was no sense of alien repulsion, so it was half-rested.Only Wukong and Bajie are vigilant.

It was noon at this time, and the Yellow Wind Monster held a banquet in honor of the Buddhist scriptures master and apprentice.

Zhuang Fan heard that Bajie's belly was like a drum, and he didn't refuse. He took his apprentices and entered the banquet. The caramel cake was taken down by the little demon to take care of it, the stuffing was fed with water, and the bristles were brushed to catch itches. From head to toe, he served him obediently. post.

In order to prepare for this banquet, Huang Fengguai specially sent a clever and handsome little demon to the back kitchen of a big restaurant in the town. Now, no matter meat or vegetable, they are all masters!

Zhuang Fan led his disciples to the table, tasted a few mouthfuls first, and praised politely: "I never thought that there is such a good cook here!"

The yellow-faced man couldn't help being overjoyed when he heard this, and said with a smile: "This is the skill of a little cook in my cave, unexpectedly he got favored by the holy monk! Can you allow him to come and visit?"

To kill a tiger spirit, you must give some benefits to other subordinates, otherwise it will be difficult to convince the crowd.

Zhuang Fan had nothing to do, so he agreed.

Not long after, a little demon dressed as a cook in a gray coat and hat was brought up.

The little cook first kowtowed to his king, and Huang Feng said: "The holy monk praises you for cooking well, so go and pay homage to the holy monk!"

The little demon stood up, tremblingly raised his eyes to look at the holy monk, Zhuang Fan also took a closer look, his eyes lit up, he thought, it's rare that a beauty can be born in the demon's den.

But seeing that little demon, with a slender figure and fair complexion, although the clothes are simple and gloomy, it is still difficult to hide her natural beauty, a pair of watery and sentimental eyes, a narrow nose and a small oval face, looking up at Zhuang Fan timidly, one can't help but feel heartbroken. Sheng Lianai, followed by a scream, a plop, fell on his back, and passed out.

On the ground, with its legs upturned, lay a little gray rabbit, with plump short legs and a three-petal mouth.

Tsk, could it be that his eyes have become so fierce after traveling all the way west?Zhuang Fan thought to himself, he could scare the goblin out of his original form with just one look, ha ha.

Seeing that the little rabbit was plump and cute, Zhuang Fan glanced at it for a while, and said, "Take this master down, it's cold on the ground, it's cold after lying down for a long time." Immediately, a middle-aged little demon rushed up and made the little rabbit stiff. The little chubby rabbit hugged him.

Huang Fenggui's heart sank, he thought for a while, turned around and ordered a few words in a low voice, and then turned back to apologize to Zhuang Fan: "My subordinates are timid, and they will inevitably panic when they see the holy monk. I hope the holy monk will not blame him!"

This little gray rabbit is the beloved little grandson of his elders, he really can't serve the holy monk.

Zhuang Fan waved his hand: "Your Majesty entertained me so well, the poor monk is already ashamed, if you say no to blame, don't blame me! As long as Your Majesty doesn't blame me for being a bad guest, the poor monk will be terrified!"

Both of them are polite people, although each other is wary of the other party catching and eating them, anyway, if you are polite, I will be polite, and if you are easy-going, I will be more easy-going, so we get along pretty well.

Ba Jie has a small mind, so he can do whatever the master asks him to do. Seeing the master moving the chopsticks, he is also hungry, so he doesn't care about other things, and goes to eat his food.

Just keep in mind what Zhuang Fan told him, eat less rice and steamed buns, eat more vegetables, and eat more meat, so with a bowl of rice, only focus on adding vegetables, let people watch, they will know that he is eating deliciously, and will eat rice soon Light, most of the food went down, and Bajie fed himself.

Zhuang Fan has a small appetite, and monkeys eat slowly. After a meal, Huang Fenggui secretly wiped off his sweat, thinking, it really seems that the third disciple of the holy monk is easier to get along with!

Once the meal was over, Zhuang Fan wanted to take his leave. He said something annoying and said, "Your Majesty gave me the meal and helped my master and apprentice cross the eight hundred miles of mountains. I am really grateful. It's just that the traveling monk has nothing to repay. , I have here a Sutra of Many Hearts handwritten by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and I will present it to the King, please accept it!"

The Yellow Wind Monster couldn't help showing joy when he heard this: Is there such a good thing?At first, I thought that this poor monk would eat and take food here, and it would be fine if I gained some merits later, but I didn't expect to get the handwriting of the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva!

This can be said to be a talisman!

The yellow wind monster collected the scriptures respectfully, waved his hand again, and saw a row of little monsters carrying seven or eight pieces of luggage with their hands on their shoulders, and the yellow-faced man clasped his fists and said, "Small care, it's not respect, I hope that the master and disciples of the holy monk will go all the way to the west, and the future will be safe, so I bid farewell!"

Not as good as Zhuang Fan persuaded him to stay, turned into a yellow wind, swept his subordinates, and fled away like burning their buttocks!

Just because Zhuang Fan didn't pay attention during the banquet, he didn't taboo meat and vegetables, which really scared the Huangfeng Demon King enough!In addition, a little demon said that when the holy monk came, he fed his horse to eat an eyeball, and everyone saw it. This Huang Feng was really afraid that Zhuang Fan would see him as delicious, so he slaughtered him and cut his heart out!

Zhuang Fan didn't know what the goblin was thinking, he just shook his head, secretly thinking that it's amazing, these days, goblins give gifts to monks!

Asked Wukong and Bajie to look at it together, the first few were more common, but gold and silver treasures, silk and satin, furs of various colors, but the last one surprised Zhuang Fan, it was the tiger spirit he saw at the beginning, now At that time, the four horses were tied upside down, and they were still tied tightly. They just pasted a note on their foreheads and wrote: This demon offended the holy monk. I dare not hide the lynching. Now I will hand it over to the holy monk. Huang Feng left words.

Zhuang Fan's face was full of black lines, and he said in his heart that you made me a tiger without saying a word, did you ask me to agree?What should I do?Carrying the tiger west?Train the tiger and tell him to juggle all the way for money?

Hey, don't say it, it's a bad idea!

Zhuang Fan was thinking that the monkey and Bajie were making the tiger spirit take shape, teasing it like a cat, playing with the tiger's ears, when he heard footsteps in the distance, he turned his head to look, but he was pulling an arrow with his back. The Orion, who saw the master and apprentice, was also taken aback.

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After seeing off the saint monk and his disciples, Huang Feng sat in the cave, feeling cold sweat all over his back

Miserable, almost being treated as an after-dinner snack by the holy monk

After that, the Yellow Wind Monster entertained the holy monk for a meal.

It's very beautiful in the demon world

Blown leather

Why watched the holy monk gouged out the demon eyes and fed the horse without getting dizzy

The holy monk saw that he was so greedy, how he escaped witty and so on.

One day, these rumors were heard by Zhuang Fan

Zhuang Fan: exome, do you speak Mandarin?Could you please say that again? ? ? ?