Tang Seng is a cook

In the Heavenly Court, the Lingxiao Palace is deserted, and the Jade Emperor is not there.

He ran to the peach orchard, sat under the peach tree, guarded a garden of small green peaches, sighed, and poured himself a drink.

After a few drinks, rustling footsteps came from the garden path behind him. The Jade Emperor sighed, without turning his head, and said, "You are here, sit down, let's have a drink!"

The stone bench opposite the Jade Emperor was empty, and a lotus platform took its place. The Buddha sat cross-legged on it, picked up the wine that the Jade Emperor had poured for him, raised his neck, and drank it.

The Jade Emperor said: "Remember to return the stone bench to me later! I'm poor now, and I won't be able to buy new property. You always sit on the lotus platform wherever you go, when will it be corrected?"

The Buddha sighed, ignored the Jade Emperor, and asked, "Why do you have wine made by monkeys here? Is this the fruit bar in Huaguo Mountain?"

This wine has a lot of ingredients, it contains pulp, it tastes sweet and has a strong fruity aroma, it is suitable for children and women to drink, it is very popular in heaven now, but the income is not much, and the price is also very expensive, before the Buddha had to be respected by his disciples A few bottles, but after that, I didn't drink any more.

The Jade Emperor also sighed and said: "From the empress and the canopy, that's all that's left. Drink it and it'll be gone!"

The Buddha looked around at the Peach Garden, which was deserted and deserted, with no one in sight, and said, "What are you doing here? It's so deserted."

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, and said weakly: "Where is my place not deserted now? Fortunately, this peach garden is deserted at other times except when the peaches are ripe. If I hide here, I am deceiving myself and others!"

The Buddha continued to sigh and remained silent.

The Jade Emperor looked at him upset, picked up a small green peach and threw it over, and said, "You came here to sigh for me? Your second disciple won't marry Guanyin today, why are you sighing!"

The Buddha opened his eyes, sighed again in a daze, and said: "If you don't sigh, there is nothing to do! If you don't sigh here, where should I sigh? When I go to other places, I can't carry it. Smile, High and high?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly choked up, and said, "What's the day!"

The Buddha piled up dejectedly, and said: "It's pretty good, what to worry about, it's better than our first life. I think back then, we were poor and white, and we have come to this position now?"

The Jade Emperor spat at him and said, "Fuck you, what a ball!"

The Buddha snorted and said, "My mother was struck by lightning a long time ago and turned into ashes!"

As soon as the words came out, both of them shuddered. The Jade Emperor glared at the Buddha, and the Buddha slapped himself in vain. After drinking everything, the two of them were very drunk, paralyzed on the grass, babbling nonsense in a hurry, arguing nonsense, throwing grass stalks and dirt to each other, but they couldn't understand what they were talking about. What is it.

The land guarding the garden rushed to the Yaochi to report to the Queen Mother, but the Queen Mother was impatient and asked the little fairy to call a few warriors in front of the Lingxiao Temple to take the Jade Emperor and the Buddha back. Throw it on the bed.

These two big brothers slept randomly on the Jade Emperor's dragon bed for one night, and woke up the next day with a splitting headache, their eyes were staring, they hugged the quilt blankly, and stared at each other blankly: ignorant...

As soon as Zhuang Fan and Guanyin entered the house, they were surrounded together. They made a circle and bowed together before they were able to escape and enter the house.

At this time, the living room was oversized, and seven or eight sofas were lost around the circle. Landlord Zhuang Fan's old broken TV was lost somewhere. There was a huge LCD TV hanging on the entire wall, and it was playing a movie. , the violent fighting sound came out through Yixiang, startling Zhuang Fan.

Holding a glass of beer, Yang Jian came over and said, "Master, Master Uncle, you two live like a fairy, don't say anything, this time you must take in your nephew for a few days! Oh, this movie is so good." , I heard it’s still a series? Then I have to watch it before I go back! I saw what this guy was riding, hiccup, the motorcycle is very good, I want to buy it too!”

Zhuang Fan was smelled of alcohol by the drunk cat, pinched his nose, and waved at Kui Mulang, "Come, come, get your brother away!"

As a result, Kui Mulang became even more drunk, got up with a smirk, and fell to his knees again!

Zhuang Fan had black lines on his face, but luckily Wukong came over and dragged Zhenjun Erlang away who was drowsy.

Zhuang Fan and Guanyin were still dressed in the clothes they were going to get their certificates. They had neat suits and white shirts. When they stood in the pile of gods, their eyes were particularly eye-catching. They quickly slipped away hand in hand. Go back to the house and change clothes!

Avalokitesvara changed his body and changed his clothes, but his hair didn't grow back for a while, and Zhuang Fan could only take off his clothes honestly. Fortunately, Wukong still had some old monk robes. The monkey was also brought back to the master, he just picked it up and put it on.

After fastening the belt, Zhuang Fan sighed and said, "Don't tell me, I'm used to wearing monk robes, and I always feel that the current clothes are too rigid."

Guanyin said: "I think the modern clothes are quite neat! I like it."

Zhuang Fan pursed his lips and smiled, and pulled Guanyin out.

As a result, it was blocked as soon as I went out!

Manjusri Puxian pulled Guanyin and said: "Brother, brother-in-law, where are the clothes you two were wearing just now? Lend us to wear them!"

Guanyin's face was full of black lines, and he said, "What's your name?"

Manjusri and Puxian said in a low voice: "This is not easy to talk..."

"Oh, who told you to always wear women's clothes! We are all confused!"

"Brother, don't interrupt, where are the clothes?"

Zhuang Fan let out a laugh, pulled Guanyin's hand, told him not to be angry, and said to Manjusri and Puxian, "Go into our bedroom, the left side of the wardrobe is mine, and the right side is your brother's. Do you have any new ones that have been opened?" Clothes, try on yourself!"

Manjusri and Puxian said happily, "Brother-in-law, you are so kind!" They entered the bedroom, closed the door with a bang, and went to change their clothes.

Guanyin glared at Zhuang Fan and said, "I haven't worn some clothes yet!"

"I love it!" he emphasized.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly coaxed: "It's okay, they will leave at night, tell Hongye next time, don't bring them, be good, I will buy it for you after I take it away!"

Guanyin pursed her mouth and fell silent.

The two went to the living room. The movie was over and the ending song was playing. A group of people gathered around the TV, howling and howling.

Zhuang Fan said worriedly: "Have you set up a sound barrier? It's so noisy, the neighbors should come and complain."

Guanyin smiled and said: "It's nothing, let them make trouble, and no one will notice if the sky is turned upside down."

As soon as these words came out, Zhuang Fan should have let go of his heart, but by the way, he raised his throat again.

Wukong hurriedly ran over through the crowd, and said: "Master, everyone brought congratulatory gifts, I vacated a room to release them, and the list is also written, do you want to take a look, or wait?"

Zhuang Fan wiped the monkey's sweat, and seeing that the fur on his body was wet, he said, "Why are you so tired? Master will check later, are you tired? What time did you wake up? Do you want to take some time to sleep?"

Wukong shook his head and said: "It's not that tired, it's hot. Didn't Wuwang bring a lot of seafood? The little ones insist on eating barbecue, so I ordered some beef and mutton, and I'm taking them to cook in the kitchen!"

Zhuang Fan almost fainted: barbecue in the building!Can he still ask for his kitchen!He said, after returning for a long time, the little things didn't look at any of them!

Venerable Jin Chan rolled up his sleeves and ran to the kitchen angrily to have a look, well, his anger disappeared immediately.

As soon as the kitchen door is opened, the house is full of prairie, the sun is warm, the sky is blue, and the grass is green. It is the weather in late spring and early summer. The children are running happily on the lawn and flying kites. Several big ones are surrounded by the oven. , slamming the fan, and occasionally a gust of wind blows over, making the face black and white!

Zhuang Fan was stunned, turned around and asked his apprentice, "Where is this?"

Wukong scratched his head and said: "My elder brother did it, I don't know! What kind of small world is it?"

Just as she was talking, Hongye looked at Zhuang Fan from a distance, waved her hand at Zhuang Fan, and shouted: "Master, come quickly!"

The children immediately turned their heads and ran towards Zhuang Fan one by one.

"Master!"

"Dad~"

"Grandpa~"

"Uncle~~"

Zhuang Fan looked at those happy chubby faces, his eyes suddenly became hot, and two lines of hot tears welled up in his eyes.