Tang Seng is a cook

In the morning, Zhuang Fan felt that he was awakened by being crushed. He rubbed his eyes and raised his head hazily, huh?There was a little hairy brown head lying on his chest, Zhuang Fan muttered to himself in a daze: "It's Mao Mao, why did you sleep on Uncle's body?"

He reached out and hugged the little hairy monkey who was sleeping soundly with his fists clenched, and placed it beside Wukong, who was hugging the caramel cake, and took off Wuwang wrapped around his wrist, and put it in Wukong's arms. Zhuang Fan sat up, staring Staring, he took off the red boy who was hugging his thigh, stuffed it into the arms of the grandfather Guanyin, bypassed Wuyou who was sleeping in a big font under his feet, got up and got out of bed, planning to go to the bathroom first, and then go to the children Cook.

This Monday, he was going to go out early to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Guanyin to get a certificate. Yesterday he deliberately set the alarm on his mobile phone to 05:30, and it was still dark outside.

He walked out of the bedroom with a chicken coop on his head, and the door on the opposite side creaked and opened. Zhenyuan walked out holding Nao Nao, yawning, and seeing Zhuang Fan, he wondered, "Why do you get up so early?" ?”

Zhuang Fan accompanied Wukong to watch a movie until midnight yesterday. He slept late and woke up early, and his mind was still sleepy. Authentic: "Why go, this is it?"

Wearing a moon-white robe, Zhen Yuan hugged the girl who was humming and chirping on her shoulders, walked around Zhuang Fan to the bathroom, and said, "Nao Nao needs to go to the bathroom, it's still early, you can go back and sleep for a while, What are you doing up so early?"

The two of them entered the bathroom. As soon as the door was closed, the switch inside clicked, and the yellow light came out through the glass window.

Zhuang Fan scratched the head of the chicken nest, saw that the bathroom was occupied, he uttered an oh, turned and went back to the bedroom, stood in front of the big bed full of children for a long time, shivering from the cold of the winter morning, and finally Woke up.

He rubbed his chin, pinched himself, and looked at the sleepers on the bed. Besides Guanyin and Wukong, there were also little white dragons Wuwang, Wuyou with flower buds, little black caramel cake, and red boy in red clothes. , the little monkey Mao Mao, his eyes are straight, and he said to himself, when did these guys come here?

Could it be that he lost his memory? ?Was there a time when memories were wiped?

Zhuang Fan walked to Guanyin who was sleeping on the side, took out Guanyin's cell phone hidden under the pillow, pressed it to see the time, huh?That's right, today is Monday, and the day is right.

Okay, smuggling in the middle of the night!

Say nothing!

When he just woke up, for a moment, he thought he was on his way to the west!

Seeing that Guanyin was sleeping soundly, Zhuang Fan didn't bother him, so he went out quietly. Seeing that the bathroom light was still on, he knocked on the door and went into the room where Zhenyuan came out just now. Look, the family of three is snoring neatly on the bed!

Zhuang Fan hurriedly backed out again, standing on the small porch, rubbing his chin in a daze.

Who is that bathroom?

Zhuang Fanxin said that Zhenyuan didn't turn off the lights?Walking to the door of the bathroom and pushing the door open, a voice from inside said childishly, "There is someone, please wait a moment!"

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, thinking which family's doll this was. He squatted at the door and waited for the rabbit. After a while, there was a sound of water splashing in the bathroom and washing hands, and the next moment the door opened, and a fat baby in a small robe was rubbing his hands. He walked out with squinting eyes, looked at Zhuang Fan, clasped his fists and bowed, the chubby buttocks were pouted high, and said: "Master Uncle, good morning!"

When Zhuang Fan saw the little fat man, he smiled, touched his chubby face with a smile, and said, "It's Yuanyuan, who did you follow? Where are your parents? Where's your grandfather?"

Yuanyuan took a breath and said, "I slept with grandpa at night. Grandpa hasn't woken up yet. Mom and Dad went out to play. I don't know if they will come back or not."

Zhuang Fan was so speechless, he squeezed the chubby flesh on Yuanyuan's face, hugged the chubby baby, and said, "Where does grandpa live?"

Yuanyuan stretched out her hand and said, "Over there!"

Zhuang Fan turned his head to take a look, drink!On the wall of his living room where the sofa is leaning against, there are now many doors, one next to the other, Zhuang Fan walked over with Yuanyuan in his arms, and said, "Who lives here?"

Yuanyuan drew a big circle with her two fat arms, and said, "Many people!" Without paying attention, the saliva flowed out again, and she quickly sucked it again.

Zhuang Fan carried him to the other side, took a wet wipe from the tea table, wiped the little fat man, and said, "Where is Grandpa?"

Just as he was talking, the door next to him squeaked and opened again. Zhuang Fan took a closer look, and the three who came out came out with fat heads, bare foreheads, white skin, big eyes and a small round face. who?

It’s just that Bajie came here to sleep, huh?Who is the little girl in his hand?He also has three heads and a small round face, with two small flower buds on his head, long hair and a shawl, wearing a furry little tabby pajamas, big eyes with long eyelashes, squinting and dozing off, being held by Bajie Go forward.

The living room didn't turn on the light, the sun rises late in winter, so the light is a bit dim, and the place where Zhuang Fan was standing with Yuanyuan in his arms was a bit off, so Bajie didn't even look at his master for a while.

Zhuang Fan was afraid of scaring his apprentice and the little girl, so he coughed softly, but he didn't know whether Ba Jie was guilty or something, after coughing, Ba Xiaodai really yelled and jumped on the spot so high!

Zhuang Fan didn't know what to say, but Yuanyuan thought it was funny, laughed out loud, and quickly covered her mouth again.

Bajie looked up and saw that it was Master, touched his chest, smiled, and said, "Master, why are you up so early?"

Zhuang Fanxin said that I really should sleep until you all get up, and I will get up again, nodded, and asked, "Why are you going?"

Bajie smiled embarrassedly, and said in a low voice: "Nishang needs to go to the bathroom, but I dare not go by myself, I will accompany her..."

Zhuang Fan thought for a while, Nishang?who!ah!The little green plum of his third apprentice!Isn't that little fairy beside Taiyin Xingjun!

Why is this one down too?

It has become so small!

His apprentice is still living with someone else!

No, it's not cohabitation, these two have been married for a long time...

But that doesn't work either!These two are dolls now!Don't think that if you become a doll, I will allow you two to live together!

Zhuang Fan complained in his heart and swiped the screen vigorously. Fairy Nishang hid behind Bajie, showing half of her head, and said tremblingly: "My lord, my Xingjun, I have a letter for you."

Bajie ran over, handed over the letter to the bewildered master, turned around and pulled Xiao Qingmei, and ran away.

Zhuang Fan accepted the letter numbly, and carried Yuanyuan into Bodhi's room. When he saw this guy, he was pouting his beard and hugging the pillow, sleeping soundly.

Zhuang Fan was speechless, did he regard the pillow as a grandson?

Zhuang Fan put Yuanyuan beside his grandfather, gave Yuanyuan a good pillow, covered her with a small quilt, and patted it twice, and the little fat baby continued to sleep snoringly.

Zhuang Fan was in a daze, pinched Bodhi's cheek bitterly, turned around and went out, standing in the living room.

Bajie and Nishang who came out of the toilet were caught again.

Bajie laughed at Master, and said, "Master, it's still early, can you sleep a little longer?"

Zhuang Fan stared, and said: "Nishang go back to sleep, Bajie, come here!"

Bajie bid farewell to Xiaoqingmei in tears, watched Nishang return to the house, walked to Master's side in a dazed manner, and said pitifully, "Master, I was wrong..."

Zhuang Fan crossed his arms, beat the mandarin ducks ruthlessly and said: "If you want to live together, you have to be at least 20 years old! Otherwise, you can't! You have to get a marriage certificate when you are 20 years old! And the master told you that mortals get married. Basically, they start their careers first, and most of them are still studying at the age of 20, and few get married, so they have to wait until they graduate from university in 23!"

Zhuang Fan looked at the listless chubby, and said, "Tell me, do you want to be a fat baby, or do you want to get married?"

Bajie stirred his fingers, humming and chirping, "I want to..."

I want to act like a baby with my master, but also want to be with Nishang...

Zhuang Fan was overjoyed, he poked Bajie on the forehead, and said, "You are beautiful!"

After asking a few more words, I learned that everyone arrived after three o'clock in the morning, and asked how many people came, Bajie bit his finger and said, "Oh, I'm getting old, Master, all relatives and friends are here !"

Zhuang Fan sighed, and thought that it would be impossible not to buy a house this time. Is it reasonable for him to go out with dozens of people in such a small house of [-] to [-] square meters?

He pointed to the kitchen and instructed his disciples to say, "Go prepare breakfast, don't worry about it, cook a big pot of porridge, steam a basket of sticky bean buns brought by grandma, boil some eggs, prepare some small pickles, whoever wakes up eat!"

Bajie chuckled and said, "Master, the second brother brought a lot of seafood over here!"

Zhuang Fan sat on the sofa and lowered his head to open the letter, without moving his eyes, he said very coldly: "I'll do it at night!"

Bajie pouted, grunted, and was patted on the head by the master casually, so he had to walk away limply.

Zhuang Fan opened the letter and looked, tsk, Lao Xingjun didn't say anything else in the letter, but entrusted him to take good care of the clothes, saying that he married his daughter to his apprentice, but there was no dowry, so Zhuang Fan figured it out.

What can Zhuang Fan do, accept it!

Send them all to kindergarten!After finishing kindergarten, go to elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university!

If you don't read graduate school, you are not allowed to get married!

Zhuang Fan put away the letter and swore bitterly!

Taking advantage of no one coming out again, Zhuang Fan hurriedly slipped to the bathroom, took a shower, shaved and dried his hair, applied some face cream he bought yesterday, and patted himself very carefully.

Now he is a mortal, and mortals will always get old. His family is not clean but he is still a god. If he doesn't take care of himself, it won't take two to thirty years, but after five or six years, wrinkles will start to appear on his face!

Don't love beauty so much, what if you despise him?

Zhuang Fan took care of himself refreshedly, looked at his watch, and it was only 06:30, after thinking about it, he packed up his documents, went to the bedroom and quietly woke up Guanyin, and whispered something in Guanyin's ear , Waiting for Guanyin to finish tidying up on tiptoe, the two of them opened the door quietly, and Sa Yazi ran away!

If you don't run away, and wait until the apprentices and relatives and friends get up and make a fuss, can you still go out today?

Poor Ba Xiaodai came out of the kitchen with a spoon in his hand, intending to ask his master to eat, when he saw his master, pulled his uncle, and the two of them ran away through the crack of the door like thieves!

What the hell!

As soon as the two of them went out, they took a taxi and went to an old shop for breakfast.

With buns stuffed in his mouth, Zhuang Fan said vaguely: "I heard from Bajie that they arrived after three o'clock last night, and that many people came, why didn't I wake up!"

Guanyin drank the porridge slowly, being careful not to get his clothes dirty, and said, "You slept so late last night, I was afraid that your spirits would be bad and your eyes would be swollen. When they arrived, they didn't call you, and even blocked your ears." gone."

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "My family still loves me!"

He just asked again: "Why did you come here in such a hurry? There are so many people here, and no one at home is looking after the house. Is it okay? Those apprentices from your family are all here?"

Avalokitesvara smiled and said: "It's a big event in our lives, why don't they come, they are here to congratulate us!"

Zhuang Fan said: "You and I are talking about it, except for our two apprentices, Hongye's family, and that troublemaker Bodhi, who is here?"

Avalokitesvara just happened to be full, put down her chopsticks, and said with fingers: "It's too much, Yuan Sheng'er brought his little grandchildren, Yang Jian and their two apprentices, my two younger brothers Manjusri, Puxian, and Maitreya are not good. Come here, here comes a distraction, Li Shan's old mother and her apprentice, Kui Mulang and Pleiades Star Officer..."

Zhuang Fan felt dizzy when he heard it, waved his hands, and said, "Then what, let's count up to this first, my tooth hurts!"

Guanyin chuckled, and said: "Don't be afraid, they will have a little fun today, and they will go back in the evening!"

Zhuang Fan rubbed his chest and said, "If I don't go back, I can't afford it! My God, why are you here to join in the fun? Wait for us to go back to the sky after a few decades, so we can celebrate differently, and the sky is also It hasn't been a month or two!"

Guanyin smiled slightly and said, "Do you think they came for nothing? It's not just for us!"

Zhuang Fan wondered: "Could it be that the Jade Emperor and Tathagata are playing tricks again?"

Guanyin took out a tissue to wipe her mouth, and said, "I look pretty close, maybe I'm still thinking about how to break through the barrier between the heaven and the mortal world. You know, you can use the power of the ancestor Hongye to Please trouble him to bring them from the heavens to the mortal world one by one, it’s just such an opportunity, if you miss it, you won’t miss it! If you don’t use the banner of congratulations for us two, do you think the ancestor Hongye will pay attention to them?”

Zhuang Fan sighed, and said: "Those immortals and Buddhas, who are high above, never put the lives of mortals in their eyes, it's better to keep them separated."

Guanyin pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Give them a headache! Are you full? Let's go when we're full?"

Zhuang Fan looked at his watch, it was only a little past seven o'clock, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, it's still early, and they can't start working until after eight o'clock!"

Avalokitesvara said: "Go early and line up early. There is a room full of people waiting at home. Are you afraid that they will turn the sky upside down? By the way, last night Wuli took Longnu and a few naughty boys out to play, and he didn't come back all night. I don't know what caused trouble No, after we get the certificate, you still have to follow me to find your apprentice!"

Zhuang Fan sighed, got up, and walked out with Guanyin, he said weakly: "It's been a good day, when this group of people came out suddenly, there was no joy at all, they were all scared, and my soul flew away! "

After hearing this, Guanyin touched Zhuang Fan's forehead in fright, and was relieved when he found that nothing happened, and said, "Stop talking nonsense!"

The breakfast place is not far from the marriage registration office. The two of them stepped on the stagnant water and walked slowly hand in hand. Guanyin said: "I told Wukong earlier that you should practice again. One is you. Now your physique is too bad, let’s have another one, when this body’s lifespan is up, it’s better to bring your soul back to the heaven, it’s better to go back with a body that has been cultivated.”

Zhuang Fan was taken aback, and said, "I'm already 26, is there still time to practice?"

Guanyin said with a smile: "What does this have to do with age, as long as there is a spirit of immortality between heaven and earth, plus proper exercises, you can naturally cultivate."

Zhuang Fan wondered: "Didn't you say that after the heavens and the mortals were separated, all the spirit energy went to the heavens?"

Avalokitesvara said: "So you are in good luck. Ancestor Hongye threw that ray of primordial purple aura back into the mortal world a few days ago. As long as there is that primordial purple aura, the fairy aura will grow slowly. As for Cultivation method, the one you practiced earlier, do you still remember?"

Zhuang Fan raised his head, recalled it blankly, and said, "I almost forgot. At that time, I was fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, so I didn't pay much attention."

Guanyin poked him on the forehead, and said: "I know your temperament, it's okay, I will remember it clearly for you! After they all leave, you can start to practice while reviewing the postgraduate entrance examination courses! "

Zhuang Fan had a bitter face, his eyebrows drooped, and he said coquettishly to Guanyin: "It's so embarrassing, people say that you can't do two things with one mind, after I finish my postgraduate entrance examination, can I practice cultivation again?"

Cultivation is hard, not to mention the pain of washing the scriptures and cutting the marrow, let alone the pain, but also to cut off thoughts and desires, and practice hard every day, how can he live.

Guanyin was unmoved, and was more ruthless than Zhuang Fan who faced his apprentice in the morning, saying: "If you don't practice, you won't get a certificate today!"

Zhuang Fan was completely wilted.

Today is a good day in the lunar calendar, and there are a lot of newcomers who come to get their certificates. Zhuang Fan and Guanyin are lucky. Although they didn't get the number one, they are also the first wave of newcomers to register.

The two of them completed all the formalities, received the form and filled it out, and went to take pictures again. Fortunately, Guanyin was dragged by Zhuang Fan yesterday to take a lot of pictures, and his expression was not so stiff. After the wedding photos, both of them were still very handsome.

The two of them were nimble, and the staff was super fast. They were the first to finish it in the first wave. Zhuang Fan was very happy with the steaming red book, and Guanyin was also very happy. In his hand, he looked over and over again.

After leaving the gate of the marriage registration office, Zhuang Fan turned around and took a look. Inside the glass gate, there were a young man and a young girl holding hands, two young men and two young girls, and everyone's faces were filled with happiness. Smile.

He thought, that's great, everyone looks like they're married to love...

Then he was pinched by Guanyin, "Who are you looking at? Let me tell you, you are a person with books now, and the only one who can read it openly is me!"

Zhuang Fan burst out laughing, pulled Guanyin and laughed and ran away.

Zhuang Fan and Guanyin were walking hand in hand on the street, feeling that the sun is very sunny today, the air is very fresh, and everything is good everywhere!

It would be even better without the pile of light bulbs in front of me...

He and Avalokitesvara hadn't gone two steps away, but with Mu Zha, Wu Li, and Long Nu?Is it the dragon girl?Is that an iron fan?Dahei, huh?who is this?I don't know, oh, it's the grape spirit Zhao Wujing?Wait, a bunch of teenagers have a head-to-head encounter!

Guanyin rolled up the sleeves of his suit, waved to a few disciples standing on the poles under the traffic lights across the road, and said, "Come, come, come here!"

In a strange place, dare to stay out at night!And what kind of clothes are they all wearing! ?

The boys and girls waited for the green light in desperation, crossed the road, and came to the uncle and master. Zhuang Fan just wanted to say that he knew to wait for the traffic light, so don't scold them. Nothing happened to the children, but he saw clearly How many people are dressed up, so that they can spray themselves to death with a mouthful of saliva!

Zhuang Fan saw that Guanyin's face was livid, it was obvious that he was going to explode, and he thought that he should make a head start, don't let the children be scolded one by one, it's a good day, just who are you talking about?Zhuang Fan swept over this thorny leader, and picked out the unconventional dragon girl!

Let's just talk about Longnu, anyway, this girl is married, so it's not easy for his master to discipline her in front of outsiders.

Ear piercing, ear studs, smoky makeup, torn jeans, purple lips, big sunglasses, pigtails, sneakers, jackets, long crystal nails, Zhuang Fanrao is a modern person, he is well-informed and sees in his heart Trembling, he pointed at Longnu who was hiding behind Wuli quickly, and tremblingly said: "Longlonglongnu, come out! Let me have a look!"

Dragon Girl poked her head out from behind her husband, giggled, and stuck out her tongue, Zhuang Fan immediately felt that he was going to faint: This little bastard even nailed his tongue! ! !

He can almost imagine Guanyin jumping!

Zhuang Fan hurriedly pulled Guanyin beside him, pretending to be weak and said: "Don't worry, I'm old, I'm dizzy, I can't bear this blow! Then what, you support me and sit on the side of the road for a while!"

Guanyin was about to explode with anger at the moment, but seeing that Zhuang Fan was not feeling well, she hurried over to help him, turned her head to the disciples and said angrily, "Hurry up and go home! I won't see you at home later, eat fried bamboo shoots one by one. Meat!"

The boys and girls groaned and didn't dare to leave, Zhuang Fan winked at Guanyin behind his back, and then waved quietly, those few reacted immediately, and ran away.

Avalokitesvara helped Zhuang Fan to sit on the bench by the side of the road, gave him a smooth air, and said with a smile, "I'm not angry yet, why are you so angry?"

Zhuang Fan rubbed his chest and pretended to be authentic: "Oh, I think I was out of the ordinary when I was young, and I was able to accept new things. These little bastards can do more than me! This dragon girl has become a mother. Why are you still so out of tune!"

Guanyin snorted, and said, "Wuli is not going anywhere! I'll take Yuanyuan back when I get back, or I'll be misled by these two unreliable parents!"

Zhuang Fan choked, thinking why he was persuading him, and hurriedly moaned a few more times. Sure enough, Guanyin didn't care about his grandson. After a busy meal around Zhuang Fan, he ran to buy him milk tea, and Zhuang Fan took his time. Liu Ziliu drank for a while, guessing that his anger had subsided, and the two took a taxi to go home.

As soon as he got downstairs, Zhuang Fan's phone rang. He took it out and saw that it was his mother. When Zhuang Fan picked it up, the old lady said in a loud voice, "Fan, have you received a license from Xiao Guan?"

Zhuang Fan happily said: "Mother, it's over!"

Zhuang Fan's mother laughed and said, "Oh, you two are quite fast. Your dad said just now that today is a good day, so maybe we have to wait until the second half of the day! Very good, very good!"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "Mom, I'll send you the photo later, we are both handsome today!"

The old lady smiled and said a few more words, and the old man on the other end also came to chatter loudly, and the old couple on the other end of the phone chatted and talked, and ignored their son.

Zhuang Fan happily hung up the phone, and asked Guanyin to take a photo with his marriage certificate, and took a group photo with Guanyin in his arms, and posted them together in the WeChat group "Old Zhuang family has many powerful people".

This WeChat group was originally called Lao Zhuang's family of three, only Zhuang Fan's parents and Zhuang Fan, and later Guanyin was added. Originally, Zhuang Fan's father wanted to call Lao Zhuang's family of four, but he thought it was wrong, and there was also the youngest son. There are still four grandchildren, so they will be changed to Lao Zhuang's family.

In the words of the old lady: What a stinking show!