Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan Xiaolu sent the matchmaker with the shrill voice away with one hand. The king of Zhu Kingdom saw him, his eyes lit up, and he said in admiration: "I thought the holy monk was only profound in Buddhism and compassionate in heart. Unexpectedly, it turned out that the holy monk A monk also has such abilities that reach heaven and earth!"

Zhuang Fan smiled slightly and said, "Little Daoer, it's not worth mentioning."

The two of them were sitting at the gate of the courtyard and chatting, while Wukong was pulling Wuwang to talk in the room.

Wu Wang frowned and said: "Brother, I can just turn back into a white horse, why do I have to be human?"

Wukong said: "Isn't this to frighten the eldest princess? If you become a white horse, then I might as well just pull out the caramel cake and say it's you! Besides, if it's really a fairy, you can go out and fight later. If you become a white horse After getting rid of the white horse, I will turn into a human later, so it’s not a waste of time?”

Wuyou sat on the stool, gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun and came up with ideas, saying, "Why do you change into a horse face, become a dragon! Go out with a dragon's head! How majestic!"

Wukong was overjoyed when he heard this, clapped his hands and said, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! This is a success!"

Wu Wang also said: "The dragon's head is easier. When I was in the town lord's mansion in the small town, I used to turn back to the dragon's head to scare people!"

After saying that, he transformed himself, and sure enough, a dragon's head appeared, majestic and fierce, with faint dragon scales and wide-eyed angry eyes. When he took a breath, the clouds and mist transpired, and when he opened his mouth, there was a drizzle of rain.

Seeing Wukong, he clapped his hands and laughed, "It's done! Be good with your appearance, let it out, and nine out of ten mortal women will be scared!"

Wu You swallowed the last mouthful of buns, and wondered, "What about the last one?"

Wu Wang said: "The last one that survived is probably the goblin!"

Wu You heard this, sighed, and said, "I also want to go out and fight goblins!"

Wukong and Wuwang listened, and quickly persuaded: "You are honest, you are not allowed to go out, you are so good-looking, so what if you are really taken away!"

Wu You pouted, and said, "If I don't go out, I'll send someone! If someone asks me, what should I do?"

Wukong laughed and said, "When your second and third senior brothers make their appearance, they will definitely surprise you. How can anyone care about counting enough?"

Wuyou snorted angrily: "I'm not happy that you don't take me with you all the time!"

Wukong bent down to pick him up, thought for a while, and said, "Why don't you turn your face green?"

When Wu Wang heard it, he burst out laughing, and said hahaha: "Brother, you have endless ideas!"

Wu You followed his father's example and rubbed his chin, but he thought it was a good idea.

So after they all dressed up, Wukong took the lead, hula-la led the juniors and went out. When they arrived at the corridor, they joined Bajie who was looking towards the door. After arriving behind Zhuang Fan, he bent down and said in a low voice, "Master, all the disciples are here!" Already!"

Zhuang Fan stood up, turned around, and said to the king of Tianzhu Kingdom with a smile: "Your Majesty, you have met my big apprentice before, this one, cough cough..."

Zhuang Fan's eyes were wide open, and he watched helplessly. Wu Wang, who was holding a big dragon's head, stood up from behind his elder brother shyly, almost choking himself to death. The king introduced and said: "Hey, this one is my second apprentice, Ao Wuwang, and he is the third prince of the West Sea Dragon!"

Wu Wang clasped his fists at the king, and when he opened his mouth, the sound was like rolling thunder, mixed with clouds and mist, spraying water vapor all over the body of the king of Naizhu Kingdom, and said: "My little monk has seen Your Majesty!"

That day, the King of Zhu Kingdom trembled and stood up from the chair with shaking legs. He didn't dare to wipe his face with water after being sprayed with water. He just replied tremblingly: "Don't dare, Shenlong is polite!"

Zhuang Fan went on to introduce, "This is my third apprentice, Zhu Wuneng. He was the marshal of the canopy in front of him. After the poor monk traveled westward, he was also enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva. He sent me to my side and protected me to go west to learn scriptures. "

The king just took up his sleeves and wiped away the water from his face, whether it was sweat or rain. When he raised his head, he sat down on the chair in shock, and screamed with a trembling voice: "Pig pig... pig demon!"

Bajie has not been disliked for a long time. When the king called him a pig monster, he flicked his big ears sadly, covered his face, and hid behind the second senior brother, using Wuwang's big dragon head to cover his figure , not coming out.

Zhuang Fan felt sorry for his apprentice, but he had to appease the king, so he said, "Don't be afraid, Your Majesty. Although my apprentice looks fierce, he is a fairy body, not a demon."

Now Bajie is practiced under the pressure of Wukong, and he has been practiced at Hongye's place. He has also eaten a lot of elixir, and he has already re-entered the position of Taiyi Golden Immortal. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is an immortal.

The king was relieved after hearing this, and remembered Zhuang Fan's introduction that this is an immortal from heaven. He was so frightened that he got up and apologized repeatedly: "Immortal Pig, Xiao Wang was rude, don't blame me Strange!"

Bajie snorted, and waved his hand from behind Wuwang, expressing that he didn't mind. The king paid for his crime for a long time, and that's all. Little Daoist?"

Zhuang Fan told Wukong not to ask Wuyou to come out, so he smiled, trying to find an excuse to cover it up, but Wuyou had been hiding behind his elder brother for a long time, when the king asked him, he immediately He jumped out, put his hands on his waist, and said with a high air, "I am here!"

Zhuang Fan and the king looked over together, Zhuang Fan was so suspenseful, the king was dumbfounded and stammered: "This, this little fairy, looks so strange, he is not a mortal!"

I saw Wuyou, wearing a lotus leaf gown on the upper body, a lotus leaf skirt on the bottom, lotus root shoes on his feet, and a lotus flower hat on his head. It's the same color as a lotus leaf, and at first glance, it looks like it's been splashed with green paint. Fortunately, when you smile, your lips are still red and your teeth are white, your eyes are dark and white, and you look like a living person, otherwise you will really scare me to death!

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to introduce him, saying: "This is Wuyou, the adoptive son of the poor monk. He was originally the third prince of Tota Li Tianwang and the beloved disciple of Daoist Taiyi. So I went to the poor monk's side and stayed for a while."

The king heard this, and hurriedly said: "I have seen the little fairy!"

Wu You raised his hand, and said carelessly: "Excuse me, you're welcome!" As soon as he spoke, he shook his head, and the lotus flower above his head dropped two petals, and Wu You rushed to pick it up.

Zhuang Fan sighed in his heart and said, he really couldn't do anything about this litter of bear children, he turned around and gave Wuyou a look, Wuyou stuck out his tongue at his father, and then hid behind the elder brother.

Zhuang Fan and the king sat down again, the king wiped off his sweat, looked boldly at the four behind Zhuang Fan, and said to Zhuang Fan in a low voice: "Holy monk, you disciples don't look like ordinary people. , this way westbound, is it inconvenient to walk in the world?"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "Fortunately, on weekdays, when I walk outside, my appearance is more vicious, and it also has the intention of intimidating the monsters. Besides, my master and apprentice rarely go to the city and don't spend much time in the city except for switching Guan Wen, so Afraid of disturbing the people, and second, even if they enter the city, they will restrain themselves a little, using spells to cover up their appearance, today this is not to recognize their relatives, but to ask His Majesty to meet their real bodies!"

The king sighed: "Unexpectedly, there is such a saying. It seems that this matter of learning scriptures is really not easy. Only people with great perseverance, wisdom and great ability can do it!"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "Your Majesty is absurd!"

Just at this time, I only heard the sound of horseshoes in the distance outside. The sound was like hidden thunder, and there were clear and clear female voices shouting together: "The eldest princess is out on patrol, idlers avoid it!"

One sound was louder than the sound, and they were approaching. The servants kneeling at the door were panicked and frightened when they heard this, and they dared not get up when they wanted to get up. Some of them kowtowed in desperation, and said, "Please help your Majesty! Please help me!" Monk help!"

The king also turned pale, and said: "Holy Monk, this must be my royal sister. Look, she is much more majestic than me."

Zhuang Fan listened carefully, and saw the sound of armor colliding with weapons amidst the sound of horses' hoofs, he couldn't help sighing, did he meet a goblin who can make soldiers?

It's amazing!

This alley is narrow, and if soldiers and soldiers rushed in on horseback, they would inevitably be trampled on. Zhuang Fan was afraid of hurting the mortals kneeling at the door, so he rolled up his sleeves, and even those who played and sang and carried the sedan chair behind him did not ask them to enter. The yard was sent out directly. After all, his yard is not very wide and cannot hold so many people.

The gate of Xiaokuayuan was cleared, so Zhuang Fan sat steadily, waiting for the eldest princess to show up, but he saw that the king was a little restless, so he comforted him: "Your Majesty, don't panic, wait a minute, ask my youngest son to guard you!" For you, it will be all right."

After hearing this, Wuyou knew what his father meant, that fighting was nothing to him, but he didn't dare to resist, so he pouted and reluctantly stood behind the king.

There was a little green man standing behind the king, he didn't need to turn his head, under the sun, he felt that his green light was shining brightly, he turned his head and smiled embarrassingly: "Thank you, little fairy!"

Wu You snorted with his nose, and stood still with his arms folded.

Not long after, I could only hear the sound of horseshoes coming from outside the door, people and horses were commotion, and someone sang and shouted: "The eldest princess is here, everyone comes out to welcome~"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said to the king: "Does Your Majesty want to come out to welcome you?"

The king's face was ashen, and he snorted coldly: "I want to go and meet her, let's talk about it after she sits on the throne!"

I only heard a clear and sweet female voice outside the door saying loudly: "If the elder brother is willing to give up and the younger sister sits on the throne, what's the matter!"

Everyone looked up and saw a woman in red, with a face like beautiful jade, eyes like bright stars, with heroic hair, combed high bun, holding a riding whip, wearing fast boots, followed by several female soldiers wearing helmets and armor, He walked in with his head held high.

If it wasn't for the eldest princess wanting to rob his apprentice, Zhuang Fan really wanted to applaud her in his heart!

The eldest princess was not polite, even though she said arrogant words of seeking to usurp the throne, she was very generous when she saw the king, she cupped her fists and said, "I have seen you, brother!"

The king was about to die of anger, and pointed with his fingers: "Look at you, you don't look like a girl now! Which princess is like you, so rude!"

The eldest princess rolled her eyes and said: "What do girls look like? Is it possible that you guys have the final say on what girls look like? You guys can do whatever you want girls to do. Do we girls have a place to talk? Today I don't want to To be the girl in your mouth, what I look like, I have the final say!"

The king was so angry that he fainted and died, shaking his hands and said: "You have the final say? You have the final say, and you go to the street to snatch men to marry?"

The eldest princess smiled slightly and said: "I don't want to find my husband's family by myself, so why not just watch you and use the old minister I married to you as filling in the house?"

She turned her head and spat, and said: "That old man has a fat head and a big white beard. If I want this princess to marry him, he is also worthy! This princess has a great youth, and I don't want to waste it living with that kind of dog! "

The king was so angry that his throat was gurgling, and he almost fainted. He said tremblingly, "You, you, you insult the court ministers in the street, you are absolutely lawless!"

The princess snorted coldly and said, "Did I scold you? Ever since he was thinking of Pulsatilla as a groom, full of greed, and ugly face, in my princess's heart, he is not a person! When his mother gave birth to such a scum, He should have been strangled to death! Raising him so big for nothing is useless to the country and the people, so why is he alive? Just waiting to be a bridegroom every night? Such a walking corpse, with a vegetarian meal in his place, should have been smacked to death long ago!"

The king held his hands on his chest, seeing his sister just looking at him and talking, every sentence pierced his heart, he didn't know whether he was really scolding the old minister or his elder brother, his face turned red with embarrassment, he couldn't breathe, and collapsed on the chair , The whole body is weak, and I can't move.

Zhuang Fan sat very calmly, listening to the quarrel between the two brothers and sisters with relish, and felt no sympathy for the king in his heart.

You deserve it!

But he didn't say a word, the princess pointed at her whip, but rushed towards Zhuang Fan, saying: "You are the monk from the east, Tang Sanzang?"

Zhuang Fan got up, did not avoid it, took a step forward with the Zen stick in his hand, forced the eldest princess to take back the whip, and then calmly said: "That's right, the poor monk is the monk Tang Sanzang who is going around, I don't know Your Royal Highness, what advice do you have?"

Although the princess has various grievances, but if she wants to rob his apprentice, she still has to pass the level of his master first, one yard for one yard!

The eldest princess looked Zhuang Fan up and down, and said with a sneer: "People say that people rely on clothes, and Buddhas rely on gold clothes. Why does this princess think that you, a monk, don't look like a monk even if you wear this glittering cassock? You look like a monk." A horse bandit blocking the way?"

Zhuang Fanxin said, if you have something to talk about, do it well, what kind of personal attack are you doing!Do you bother?It's okay to say that I look like a knight, but what the hell is a horse bandit!

Complaining wildly in his heart, Zhuang Fan kept his expression on his face and just looked at the eldest princess without saying a word.

Seeing that Zhuang Fan was calm, the eldest princess clicked her tongue and said: "You monk, you have seen the world, and you have some confidence. I came back today for no other reason than to pick up your apprentice. Monk, you have seen it too, my elder brother can do nothing, maybe on that day, the kingdom of Tianzhu will change, and I will also be a queen, then your apprentice, isn’t he the king’s husband? Don’t stop me He has a good future."

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "Your Highness is right!"

Saying so, he flashed away, revealing the three apprentices standing behind him in unison, and said, "I don't know which one His Highness has chosen, so choose yourself!"

I saw Sun Dasheng, holding a golden cudgel, standing alone on one foot, building a canopy with his hands, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, like a monkey; The apprentice Tianpeng Marshal Zhu Wuneng shook his big head, the fat head and big eared pig arched his mouth, and his big belly straightened out, it was him with a fat head!

The three of them stood here together, took a look, hot eyes, and another look, shortening their lives!

The eldest princess jumped back in shock and screamed, "Who are these!"

Wukong grinned and said: "We are my master's apprentices, I am the first apprentice, this is the second apprentice, this is the third apprentice! I just don't know who you are, this female benefactor!?"

Great sage, after saying this, he raised his golden cudgel, jumped in the air, and hit him with a swing of the stick!

The princess was not afraid, rolled on the spot, drew out her own weapon, and fought with Wukong ping-pong-pong, shouting and cursing at the same time: "Okay, you hozen! Dragon spirit! Pig-headed monster! You say, you Where did you close the canopy! Hurry up and hand it over, aunt and grandma will spare you! Otherwise, one will count as one today, and everyone will be the dead soul of me!"

There was a fight here, Wu You curled his lips, impatiently holding the chair and the king on the chair, came to the porch, Da Huang was squatting there and licking his hair, Wu You slammed the chair to Da Huang, and said: "Little lion, You look at the king, don't make him move, don't let anyone hurt him, you know?"

Rhubarb whined, yawned, and just ignored it lazily. Wu You had no choice but to take out a toffee, stuff it into Rhubarb's mouth, and said, "Here! Salary!"

Rhubarb quickly swallowed the toffee in one gulp, then got up, jumped on the king's lap, and groaned at Wu You, meaning I'm here, don't worry!

Wu You giggled, rubbed Rhubarb's ears, then turned around and ran to watch the fun, the king couldn't stop him, wanted to get up, Rhubarb was on his lap, bared, wrinkled his nose, turned around and gave the king a fierce face, The king of Tianzhu Kingdom was taken aback, so he could only sit upright on the chair obediently, not daring to move.

The Monkey King and the fake long princess had already hit mid-air, the Great Sage was still annoyed while beating, and said with a smile: "Little rabbit, I see, although you are beautiful, you have a clever mind, but what's the matter?" It’s lame eyes! I heard that rabbits like to hit tree stumps, don’t your rabbits have good eyesight, huh?”

The Jade Rabbit was called to break the real body, and felt tense, took a few tricks, simply smashed the pot, threw away the princess's cumbersome coat, stood with Wukong, and said sharply: "Stop talking nonsense! Or hand it over Canopy, or give up your life!"

The Great Sage sneered, and said, "It's fine if you want to hand in the canopy, but tell me first, where did you send the real eldest princess!"

The jade rabbit sneered and said, "Fucking princess! These mortals have mortal eyes, stupid brains, and bad memory. I just lied about the existence of such a princess. Look at them, which one remembers clearly, really!" Is there such a princess? Pooh! Stop talking nonsense! Where's the canopy?"

When Wukong heard this, he was relieved, but it turned out that there was no such a long princess at all, tsk, he made his grandson worry for a long time, because he was afraid that an innocent woman would be killed by this rabbit demon!

On the ground, Wu Wang put the boss's faucet on the head of the third junior brother, looked up at the senior brother Jiang Yao, and whispered to Ba Jie: "Fatty, this is your old friend? Why do you keep asking you?"

Bajie's face was red to the ears, so he couldn't tell because his face was dark now, and said in a low voice, "Stop talking nonsense, I don't even know him!"

Zhuang Fan strolled over, gossiped with his apprentices, and said, "Little jade rabbit from Guanghan Palace, don't you know Chubby? Have you ever seen it?"

After hearing this, Bajie suddenly realized, and said: "Ah, it's her! Then I've seen it before. When I went back to Nishang to see me, I hugged it. I even touched its ears and praised the cute little rabbit! "

Wu Wang and Wu You said in unison: "Oh~~~ Nishang hey~~~"

After Bajie finished speaking, he also knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, so he quickly covered his mouth, no matter how his seniors teased him, he refused to say anything.

Zhuang Fan walked away with a smile on his face, not inquiring about these little pink gossips from his apprentice, if Ba Jie wanted to talk, he would tell him someday.

The monkey in the sky was fighting with the little rabbit at ease, while annoyed him, shook his head and said: "You are blind, you are really blind, the canopy is right in front of your eyes, and you can't recognize it, no wonder the canopy is unwilling Marry you, tsk tsk tsk!"

The jade rabbit's eyes were originally red, but upon hearing Wukong's words, his eyes were about to bleed with anger, and he swung the jade pestle even more violently, with vicious moves and vicious styles, wanting to kill him and then quickly.

Wukong shook his head, and became serious, knowing that there was someone behind the little rabbit, he could not be killed, he could only be suppressed, the golden cudgel fell on the jade rabbit's head at a glance, just for a moment, he suddenly heard it Between Bihan and Han, a woman called softly: "Great Sage, don't do anything! Show mercy!"

Wukong restrained the stick intention, took away the jade pestle in the jade rabbit's hand, and put the golden cudgel on the jade rabbit's neck and shoulders to hold her down. Fairy E, stepping on colorful clouds, came lightly.

Wukong hurriedly said: "Old Taiyin, you are rude and rude, forgive me for avoiding it!"

Taiyin Xingjun was dressed as an old woman, with a soft complexion and a gentle tone, and said: "The great sage is very polite, it is the old man who is bothering you!"

It was difficult for everyone to talk in mid-air, and they all landed on the ground. Zhuang Fan also brought his disciples to meet him, calling him Xingjun.

The old lady smiled and said: "Holy Monk, it's my fault, I missed the Holy Monk and went west!"

Zhuang Fan said: "It's okay, it was also repaired today, but it disturbed the owner's family here!"

Taiyin Xingjun heard this, and glanced at the king sitting on the porch, who dared not move, and said, "It's a long story, I think the holy monk and the great sage have already seen the origin of this strange thing?"

Everyone turned their heads and saw that the eldest princess, who was talking harshly just now, had already prostrated on the ground and turned into a little white rabbit, with fluffy fur and red eyes like jade, very beautiful. There was Heng'e behind Xingjun, and she was gone. He came out and hugged the jade rabbit in his arms, and another person picked up the jade pestle from a distance and came back.

Taiyin Xingjun said: "Everyone, look, this monster is the Jade Rabbit from my Guanghan Palace who was pounding the Xuanshuang Immortal Medicine. A few days ago, she secretly opened the golden lock of the Jade Pass, came out of the palace, and went to the lower realm for more than a year. I only found out that she was lost in the palace today, so I came here to pick her up, I hope that the holy monk and the great sage will look at the old man and let her go today."

Wukong giggled and said: "Old lady, it's not that I don't give you face, but today, you jade rabbit went down to earth, not only created a princess in a hurry, but also, the sufferer is not me, nor my master!"

Monkey stretched out his hand to point at Bajie, and said, "It's my junior brother, Marshal Tianpeng!"

As soon as the great sage said this, the crowd of Heng'e behind Taiyin Xingjun cried out in surprise, and each of them covered their mouths with their hands in amazement, and someone even exclaimed: "This pig demon is a canopy!" !?I do not believe!"

Someone called again: "Sister Nishang, look quickly! Is that the general?"

Everyone looked together and saw the fairy who was holding the jade rabbit and was called a neon dress by the Heng'e, with tears in her eyes, looked at Bajie, pursed her lips, nodded and said: "Yes, that is the canopy... "All the fairies gasped when they heard this.

The little rabbit was obediently lying in Nishang's arms, when he heard this, he immediately stood up, after taking a look at Bajie, his legs jumped up, and he passed out!

The author has something to say: Jade Rabbit: I'm so tired, I've been robbing such an ugly one for a long time!

The specific reasons will be explained in the next chapter

Three women in one drama

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