Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan was taken aback when he heard this, and he didn't realize it for a long time. How could he have imagined that he would meet such a tough princess.

He and Wukong looked at each other, Wukong wiped the tea on his clothes, and said: "Master, do you want me to go and investigate?"

Zhuang Fan thought for a while, shook his head, and said: "When we go out now, we will meet those mortals. When we meet them, it is the tofu that has fallen into the ashes. You can't blow it or pat it. If you want to catch it, Just go and grab that eldest princess and see if she was transformed by that jade rabbit!"

Wukong said: "What about those people at the door? Just tell them to block the door like that?"

Zhuang Fan smiled wryly, and sighed: "Oh, no way, we master and apprentice have to run again first!"

Wu Wang heard this, and hurriedly said: "Let's go! Master, let's go now! I'll go change clothes first!"

Bajie also said: "Yes, yes, yes, I am really afraid that they will break into the door later! I will go, I will go too! Junior brother, let's go!"

Wu You didn't move, stood with arms folded, and said angrily, "It's obviously their fault! Robbing good women and men! Why should we run away!"

Wukong waved his hand, and drove Wuwang and Bajie to wash up, he carried the junior on his shoulders, and walked into the room, saying: "My little ancestor, what are you fussing about with these servants, they all You just obeyed orders and didn't listen to what Master said, we're going to catch that princess, wait until we catch her, and vent your anger as you want!"

Wuyou hung limply on the senior brother's shoulders, and carried him into the house, angrily refusing to speak, Wukong changed his torn clothes for him, washed his face with a basin of water, and was scratched by his nails The red marks that came out were treated with medicine, and the little bun was opened again to see if the little flower buds were safe and sound, after working for a long time.

Wu You saw that senior brother was running back and forth around him, he was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "Senior brother, they are fine, when those women snatched the marriage, the second senior brother and the third senior brother were afraid of hurting me, so they guarded me tightly. Look at me, that little flower bud has already been hidden, they are so smart!"

Wukong scratched Wuyou's little nose, and said, "Brothers are protecting you, why did you get marks on your face? Baby is smart, isn't it you, an idiot, daddy, go forward by yourself and tear it up with others?" of?"

Wu You blushed, lowered his head and said: "They grabbed the third senior brother, and they pulled the third senior brother's clothes to the point of falling apart. I saw something wrong, so I jumped up and bit someone's arm. If you don't pay attention, you will be scratched."

Wukong burst out laughing, shook his hands, combed Wuyou's hair for him again, suppressed his smile and said, "Your third senior brother's chastity is thanks to you today, baby!"

Wuyou puffed out her small chest, and said with a high air: "That's~!"

Zhuang Fan put the reins on the caramel cake, went to catch the rhubarb and came back, when he entered the room, he heard the two talking, he was angry and happy, he slapped Wu You and his elder brother on the forehead, and said: "Naughty! "

Wuyou pursed his lips and hid in Wukong's arms with a grunt. The monkey smiled at the master and quickly tied his hair with his hands. He bent down to hug Wuyou and shouted back, "Wu Wang , Bajie, are you ready? We can go now!"

There were two panicked voices in the room, saying, "Here we come!"

Wu Wang and Ba Jie ran out, Zhuang Fan and Wu Kong looked up, the little white dragon in front was still the same, but when Ba Jie appeared, everyone was stunned.

I saw that Bajie no longer had the face of a little monk with a round face, big eyes, fair skin and tender skin, but a pig with a fat head and big ears, with a fat head and big ears, a fat head with a fat chest and belly, dark complexion, rough skin, just like a pig !

Seeing everyone staring at him, Bajie hurriedly hid behind his second senior brother, poked his head out, and said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, I am so ugly now, tell me, the eldest princess can still fall in love with me." ?”

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "I guess it can't be done!"

Wuyou looked at the novelty, walked over, stood on tiptoe, and grabbed the big ears of his third senior brother, Bajie quickly froze his head, and said, "If you don't pull it, it hurts!"

Wukong couldn't help laughing, and said: "Idiot, you show such a face at this time, are you afraid that Master will cut your ears and drink?"

Bajie smiled and said: "If Master wants to eat pig's ears, just catch a wild boar outside! I'm an old pig, it doesn't taste good."

Zhuang Fan let out a chuckle, and said, "Master won't eat you, you're too ugly! You can't talk!"

Everyone laughed, Bajie was very aggrieved, he hummed and said: "Yesterday, Master praised me for being so good!"

Wu Wang patted him on the back of the head and said, "Yesterday you didn't look like this either! Don't blame others for your ugly looks!"

Bajie said: "Isn't it for personal safety! I know why Master has to grow a beard! If I had known this, I should have played ugly before going out on the street!"

Everyone in the room couldn't stop laughing, but Wuyou clapped his hands suddenly, and said in frustration: "Now Daddy and senior brother have a lot of hair, covering up their appearance, the second senior brother will turn into a white horse, and the third senior brother will also become ugly, and I am the only one left ! If I'm ugly too, don't we need to leave?"

Wukong thought for a while and said, "What's so difficult about it? If you put out the three-headed and six-armed figure back then, I'm sure no one will dare to mess with you?"

Wuyou's eyes lit up, he looked at his elder brother and said, "Really!?"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "It's not serious, your senior brother is bluffing you! If you are ugly, you still look like a human being, but if you are three-headed and six-armed, can you still walk in the mortal world? Don't mess around!"

The two brothers who had been trained looked at each other, made faces at each other, stuck out their tongues, and regretfully gave up the idea.

Wu Wang said: "Why don't you get on the green boat and hide with rhubarb in your arms?"

Wukong said: "What? I really don't want to leave, do I want to go out and scare people?"

Bajie snorted and said, "Last time in Yuhua Prefecture, we were forced to leave the city overnight. We just stayed here today and haven't spent the night yet. It's really not reconciled to leave like this."

Wu Wang and Wu You also nodded, really feeling a little useless.

Zhuang Fan heard what his disciples said, thought for a while, and said, "Well, then, Wu Wang and Wu You will be brought in the house first, and Master will lead Wu Kong and Ba Jie to meet the group of women at the door."

Wu You let out a chuckle and said, "Father, what kind of women's army are they!"

Zhuang Fan squeezed Wuyou's face, and teased him: "So, don't underestimate women! Look, didn't you just suffer from a woman's hand?"

Wuyou flattened his mouth and stopped talking.

Just as Zhuang Fan didn't take off his clothes, he took out his Zen stick, held it in his left hand, and led Wukong and Bajie to the gate, seeing the enchantment beads still covering the entire courtyard, he said: "Wukong, take this bead! "

Bajie muttered casually, "I wonder if you left?"

Wukong waved his hand and put the enchantment beads in his hands. Immediately, the drums and gongs outside were noisy, blowing and beating, and listening to the battle, it was even more lively than before.

The monkey said with a smile: "Listen to this movement, it doesn't seem like you've left, but it seems like someone has been added!"

Sure enough, a high-pitched voice shouted from outside: "Young master, don't be shy, my paternal princess has sent a wedding sedan chair here! Today is an auspicious day, and this is an auspicious time! Don't dawdle, my lord, this place has already been surrounded Stay, if you want to leave, you can’t get away! Today, you have made an appointment, and this dear, you must get married! New uncle, come out quickly!"

Bajie clicked his tongue in amazement, and said, "You know you have surrounded the courtyard and didn't tell us to get away, why didn't you attack by force?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wukong took his master and junior, and took a step back suddenly, only to hear a loud bang, and the black painted door was violently hit by the banging wood from the outside, shaking violently, and the edge of the door clicked. There were a few clicks, followed by a few more hits, and then fell to the dust with a bang, kicking up a big cloud of dust.

Wukong was afraid that the dust would choke his master, so he hurriedly blew out a breath of fairy air, only to see a gust of wind blowing up in the courtyard, picking up the dust and the black painted gate that fell on the ground, and then rolled back.

The family servants who were standing proudly outside were immediately ashamed, their eyes were blinded, and they were choked with ashes. After finally waiting for the smoke to clear away, everyone rubbed their red eyes, looked up, and suddenly saw He looked like a ghost, and was terrified enough!

The black painted gate that had been knocked down was still standing there, as if it had never been knocked down. The paint surface was brand new, and the bricks on the side of the wall were neat!

Everyone was so frightened that they lost all their complacency, and the playing and singing stopped abruptly, and the alley became completely silent in an instant.

In the courtyard, Wukong said with a smile: "Master, you often teach us not to take advantage of the common people and say that their life is not easy. How about this disciple? The innkeeper is not injured at all!"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said, "That's right, that's it!"

Bajie pursed his mouth, shook his big ears, rolled up his arms and sleeves and said: "Master, should I be called this time?"

Zhuang Fan shook his head and said: "Bajie is a heavy weapon, put it last. Master will meet them."

After finishing speaking, he took out a chair and put it away. He sat down with his Zen staff on his back, arranged his cassock, his Pilu hat, and his posture was upright. With a wave of his hand, the door opened again with a bang, and Zhuang Fan sat on the chair. He yelled loudly outside the door: "The poor monk is the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty emperor in the eastern land of Nanzhanbuzhou. He was ordered by the Buddha Tathagata to go to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures. Who is it now, making trouble in front of the poor monk? Who wants to welcome his relatives?" ! And who is it that welcomes you!"

In this voice, Zhuang Fan had a bit of dark energy in it. The person at the door was the first to bear the brunt of it. He only felt the sound waves coming in waves, like a grand bell, deafeningly deafening, buzzing in his head.

A few timid ones were so frightened that their legs went limp, and they collapsed to the ground with a plop, unable to get up. The servants who were carrying the bumper against the door were even more frightened, dropped the bumper, used both hands and feet, and crawled to the back .

The matchmaker didn't dare to leave, with a froze face, a smirk, forced herself to step over the threshold, walked into the courtyard, stood in front of Zhuang Fan, waved her handkerchief and said, "This elder, good job!" Great prestige! We are in the country of Great Tianzhu, but we don’t know where Tang is in Nanzhan Buzhou! This elder, I want you to know that the one who is going to marry today is my eldest princess! Our eldest princess , is the sister of our Majesty's direct relative! Today I will pick you up as your apprentice, your apprentice will be the emperor's son-in-law, riches and honors are at your fingertips, if the young couple work hard, maybe they will be able to hug a fat baby next year! With yourself Bloodline, isn’t it a hundred times stronger than eating vegetarian food and reciting Buddha’s name? Master, don’t stop me from doing the immoral thing of a bad marriage!”

Zhuang Fan couldn't feel the slightest turmoil in his heart, nor was he angry, he just said indifferently: "I don't know which disciple of mine this eldest princess wants to marry?"

When Bajie heard this, he felt anxious and wanted to step forward to speak. Wukong's sharp eyes fixed him with one finger, but Bajie couldn't move and couldn't open his mouth. Turn around.

Wukong was afraid that he would get angry, so he sent a voice transmission and said: "Shut up, calm down, and see Master!"

Only at this moment, the matchmaker slapped her hands and said in a high voice: "Hey, that's right! Elders should be like this, this is the one who knows the current affairs and is a hero! It's not someone else that our eldest princess is looking for, it's just us I have made it clear that I want to marry your third apprentice, that named Bajie! It’s just that the elder and second apprentice is handsome. Our princess said that she has a distant cousin who is also in the clan. She is two years old and has never been married. She is also very beautiful. When she gets married to the son-in-law today and sees relatives in the palace tomorrow, she will go to her cousin's parents to mention it, and then have a good marriage! Also, the little Taoist next to the elder, seeing how old she is, Big, but quite elegant, with a good charm, our Majesty has a pearl in the palm of his hand, and at a young age, he grows like a flower, two children can also marry a child, wait for adults, and it will not be too late to get married."

After Zhuang Fan heard this, he said in his heart, it’s okay, he didn’t want to take over the harem, but he was really angry. After thinking about it, he waved his hand and called the monkey to come over. He put Wukong’s ear and gave some instructions. Finally said: "Master, don't worry, this disciple will bring him right away!"

After the monkey finished speaking, he stomped his feet, turned around, and flew away on somersaulting clouds. Zhuang Fan sat still, watching the matchmaker staring dumbfoundedly at Wukong flying away, saying, "Since The eldest princess wants to marry my apprentice, and the poor monk is not an impolite person from a wild place, so he naturally wants to ask the other party's elders for their opinions. It's just that I listened to what you said just now, and mentioned the lifelong event of your parents, the princess, and I didn't mention Your Majesty and the Empress Dowager, I think they have passed away, if that's the case, then I have no choice but to invite your brother, Your Majesty, to ask him face to face!"

The matchmaker's face turned pale, she knelt down on the ground with a thud, and said tremblingly: "I don't know what the elder wants to ask, what?"

Zhuang Fan snorted coldly, closed his eyes, and asked what, when the King of Zhu Kingdom was brought by Wukong later, he would naturally open his mouth, now, what is he fussing about with a woman.

Seeing that Zhuang Fan ignored him, the matchmaker couldn't help feeling cold when she thought about what he said just now. The husbands shouted in a high voice: "What are you still doing! It's just some juggling skills, playing tricks to scare people! At this moment the door is open, why don't you come over and snatch someone for me! If you can't do something well, I want the eldest princess to punish you. ?”

In the past year, the eldest princess has suddenly become ruthless and powerful. When all the servants heard this, they felt terrified and dared not disobey.

How could Zhuang Fan make them wanton, opened his eyes, slowly chanted the Buddha's name, and slammed the nine-ringed tin stick on the ground, only to see an invisible wave pushing out layer by layer, pushing those servants away gently but firmly? Going out, there was a thud, and I fell to my knees on the ground, unable to enter the door for half a step.

Zhuang Fan knew that these people were just minions, obeying orders, and it was not easy to survive under the kingship, he couldn't bear to hurt them, so he just pushed them out, told them to kneel in peace, and don't make trouble.

The servants were terrified by such a miracle, they couldn't help but retreated from the door, and couldn't get up, they immediately kowtowed and said: "Old Immortal, spare me! Old Immortal, be merciful!"

"The old god is benevolent and righteous! Please spare me!"

In the chaos, Wukong shouted in midair: "Master, I'm back!"

I saw the monkey carrying a person, descending from the sky, and landed on the ground. The monkey dropped it casually, and he rolled the person on the spot, lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, his face pale and his clothes messy. And with tears.

Zhuang Fan didn't get up either, he glanced away and saw that it was indeed the king of Tianzhu Kingdom, he only said to Wukong: "Why are you so rude, didn't you ask to bring the king's guard of honor?"

The monkey went over to help the king up, took out a chair, and set him up well. He smiled and said to the master, "Master, I can't blame me for this. I went and told His Majesty about it. Your Majesty set up a guard of honor and walked over slowly, but His Majesty saw that I was about to leave, so he insisted on coming with me. I have already said, this is not good, but Your Majesty said, his sister, her temper has changed this year If you sit on the king's guard of honor and walk slowly, I'm afraid that his sister will kill the master and hurt the master. No, I think the king is right, so I can only bring him here by flying!"

That day, the king of Zhu Kingdom sat on a chair to gather himself together, and hurriedly said: "It is extremely, this is what I mean. The holy monk should not blame Sun Shenxian!" .

Seeing what the king said, Zhuang Fan eased his attitude, saluted the king together, and said, "Your Majesty is disturbed!"

The king of the Zhu Kingdom was also somewhat romantic in his temperament, at this time with a smile on his face, he said: "Don't be surprised, it's the first time this king flies in the sky, it's really refreshing, but Sun Shenxian flies faster, I haven't seen the scenery of my capital clearly, but I've already landed." Between the words, there was a bit of regret.

Zhuang Fan listened, smiled helplessly, and said to himself, if he meets the king of Zhu Zi Kingdom, maybe they can have some common language, but the matter before him has not been resolved yet, Zhuang Fan called Wu Wang again, and told him After giving some instructions, Wukong smiled when he heard the thief, turned around and left.

Zhuang Fan pointed to the trembling woman who had kowtowed since the appearance of the king, and said, "This one belongs to the Eldest Princess. According to her, your younger sister has fallen in love with my three apprentices. He wants to welcome the bride today, to be his son-in-law, and he also said that the eldest princess has a distant cousin..." I followed the old lady's words verbatim, and imitated the king.

Finally said: "The poor monk came from the east and traveled all the way to the west. This is the first time I have encountered three relatives. Please come down. It is for this purpose. I don't know that your majesty may become the eldest princess Lord?"

The king was so ashamed, his face was flushed, he waved his hands again and again, and said, "Shame to death! Holy monk, this is really telling you, a visitor from afar, to see a joke at home!"

He sighed and said: "My sister was not very close to me at first, and her temperament is just an ordinary boudoir girl. She doesn't step out of the door and doesn't show herself in front of others. To be honest, sometimes I can't think of it." Get up with her. But somehow, since last year, her temperament has changed. She is domineering and extravagant. Sometimes I can't control her. I didn't know what happened today, but the holy monk believed in me , although I have not converted, but I also believe in my Buddha, how could I do such a thing that insults Buddhist disciples! I will definitely stop her and not let her be presumptuous!"

Hearing the king's words, Zhuang Fan didn't say anything, but the woman on the ground raised her head in shock and said in a sharp voice: "Your Majesty! No! You know the eldest princess's temperament! If she knows..."

Before he could finish speaking, he asked the rushing Wukong to stop him and froze on the spot. The monkey laughed and said, "You are so noisy, tell her to rest for a while, don't bother your Majesty to talk to Master!"

The king smiled embarrassingly and said: "Holy Monk, you see, even this servant knows, I can't take my sister, alas, I really can't." He shook his head while talking, very depressed.

Wukong took a closer look, and at this moment, he could see a little bit of darkness on the king's face, but it just passed by.

Zhuang Fan quickly said: "Wukong, after undoing this woman's body-holding technique, I asked her to go back and deliver a letter to her parents, the princess, and said that if she really wanted to get married, she should come in person. Your Majesty and I are waiting here. As long as she Here it comes, my apprentice, let her choose!"

Wukong grinned, flicked his fingers, and undid the spell on the woman, saying: "Did you hear me! Go back and report the letter!"

The old woman was also old, and she knelt for a long time, but couldn't get up for a while.

Zhuang Fan asked the king, "I don't know where the eldest princess lives in this city?"

The king thought for a while and said, "The Princess's mansion should be in the southeast corner of my imperial city."

Zhuang Fan waved to the woman and said, "In that case, I'll see you off!"

The voice hadn't finished yet, the woman felt a gust of wind blowing, she got up lightly, and when she landed again, she looked hurriedly, and saw that she had arrived at a street next to the Princess's Mansion in the blink of an eye, the woman was frightened She was so frightened that she burst into tears, and ran to the eldest princess' mansion while crying, looking for her master!